/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27137258]

Holy fuck, is this actually legit?

[Anonymous No.27137295]

Yep, you're watching a paradigm shift.

[Anonymous No.27137455]

Of course. 4chan rules the world.

[Anonymous No.27137489]

>>27137258
lel

[Anonymous No.27137533]

>>27137258
What the fuck is pakistan up to

[Anonymous No.27137534]

>>27137258
Yes.

[Anonymous No.27137565]

been listening to NPR the last few days
haven't heard anything about the markets other than the dow and the s&p
useless ass radio station

[Anonymous No.27137630]

>>27137295
>paradigm shift
Delusion phase confirmed.

Sell everything.

[Anonymous No.27137640]

Should I try to sell some shares and rebuy back in during a dip? Or not risk it?

[Anonymous No.27137865]

Does anyone have the tweet where the guy says shorting stocks will create hitler??

[Anonymous No.27137897]

>>27137295
i think the ships already sailed, the damaging effects of tiktok, meme slang newspeak, zoom classes and socially distant, sedentary lifestyle on the youth from 2020 are far worse than what most people too distracted by text alerts and memes want to cope with. the population is running faster towards the hollywood movie, "Idiocracy"

and this GME event is just a parade or ritual, if it wasn't already obvious to the retail comsumer what was happening before this.

[Anonymous No.27137932]

>>27137640
Up to you bro, I'm betting on a hard drip before this is over

[Anonymous No.27137983]

>>27137295
Not quite.
More like children being naughty. They'll get spanked soon enough

[Anonymous No.27138036]

>>27137865

[Anonymous No.27138066]

>>27137640
if you feel confident you can predict the dip between gamma and the big short. When the gamma starts next week, a lot of people will sell driving the price to close to how it was. Then what's left to be covered will cause the biggest price hike in recorded history.

[Anonymous No.27138103]

>>27137565
what about freakanomics?

[Anonymous No.27138130]

>>27138036
nice
american reich letsgo

[Anonymous No.27138182]

>>27137533
KEK

[Anonymous No.27138191]

>>27137258
literal clown world

[Anonymous No.27138217]

>>27137295
KEK time to sell

[Anonymous No.27138250]

>>27138036
Haha that is some stretch to defend his buddies

[Anonymous No.27138303]

>>27138036
the mental gymnastics the kike's shills have to perfrom lol

[Anonymous No.27138320]

>>27138036
Oh my fucking go- not he who must not be named also these redditors are fucking hookers at best

[Anonymous No.27138342]

>>27137295
WE´RE JUST GONNA KILL ´EM

[Anonymous No.27138445]

>>27137295
it will wake up more normies but it wont radicalize them
these nerds on wsb, or watching msm dont understand how fucked the system really is and how the backlash will come down on them
they will not let the system fail if it hurts the ruling class
they will sacrifice citizens and call them terrorists
i hope im wrong but these dicks still think the system is in any way fair or just

[Anonymous No.27138465]

>>27138036
If (((they))) did nothing wrong, (((they))) have nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.27138469]

>>27138103
don't listen to that show
i only listen to the political shows for lulz
literally all they talk about it the fucking virus, degenerate subversion in foreign countries, and race politics now that orange man is gone

[Anonymous No.27138580]

>>27138036
Lmao as a german im used to nazi/hitler Arguments/connections but god damn dude thats one hell of a stretch

[Anonymous No.27138598]

>>27138445
Careful now. I don't think Biden bringing the hammer down on what is viewed as a movement of the people, on an already a riled up nation, is a very good idea.

[Anonymous No.27138812]

>>27137983
I see this all the time. Who is she and what scene?

[Anonymous No.27138840]

>>27138036
>For every share short, there is someon on the other side who owns the stock.
Yes, of course. And these guys on the other side currently hold 140% of all available GME stock. Naturally.

[Anonymous No.27138889]

>>27138580
It's the oldest rule in the internet. If you disagree you call them worse then Hitler. They keep doing this. If you like your country you are a nationalist. If you want wealth to distributed more fairly then all to the 1% you are a socialist. Soon they will call you a national socialist. Wich makes you a nazi, so then suddenly you are literally Hitler.

[Anonymous No.27139017]

>>27138889
There was nothing socialist about Hitler, he was a facist

[Anonymous No.27139067]

>>27138036
wasnt there old usenet rule that first person who mentions nazi or hitler in an argument loses the discussion?

[Anonymous No.27139504]

>>27139017
What do you think nazi stands for.

[Anonymous No.27139529]

>>27139017
What a fucking incredibly cringe thing to think. What didn't make him a socialist? The fact that he didn't support trannies and fags? The Nazi party was exactly what its name was, but it was also the German ideals of nationalism and socialism, not your americanized mutt view of them.

[Anonymous No.27139560]

>>27139067
Yup. Still valid.

[Anonymous No.27139695]

>>27139017
No nigger. Mussolini was a fascist. Hitler was National Socialist.

[Anonymous No.27139880]

>>27139017
Lmao imagine being this delusional in 2021. Unironically go the fuck back to where you came from

[Anonymous No.27139976]

>>27138598
That's why they will make martyrs out of NPCs who lose their life savings to try and shift the paradigm. WSB yolos and pump signals is in fact market manipulation, and there will be a lot of victims to choose from.

[Anonymous No.27140036]

>>27137258
Aww no, that sucks

[Anonymous No.27140054]

>>27139017
wtf? reddit --->

[Anonymous No.27140058]

>>27138342
WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM!
>yfw you will be a >1BTC-holding Excelsiite living in one if the dome cities

[Anonymous No.27140059]

>>27137630
Melvin pls

[Anonymous No.27140096]

>>27137258
enhance 57-19, track 45 left, stop

[Anonymous No.27140196]

>>27138812
stacey donovan, forget movie

[Anonymous No.27140230]

>>27139017
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.27140294]

>>27139067
godwin's law

[Anonymous No.27140298]

>>27138036
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.27140457]

>>27137455
But that's ribbit.

[Anonymous No.27140479]

>>27137295
Its fucking crazy... wtf happened??? Did our timelines shift? Which one is this? I feel like its ok to call people niggers, faggots and retards in my daily life. I'm gonna just go with it...

[Anonymous No.27140660]

>>27137533
Holding a supreme Cuomo prime time

[Anonymous No.27140711]

>>27138036
>nazi analogy

[Anonymous No.27140839]

>>27140230
socialism implies workers ownership moron.

[Anonymous No.27140909]

>>27137630
I don't think I will

[Anonymous No.27141045]

>>27140457
>Wsb is reddit

[Anonymous No.27141318]

>>27138036
>...and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.27141670]

>>27137630
Fuck off Melvin
>>27134109
>>27134109
>>27134109
>>27134109

[Anonymous No.27141769]

>>27137630
Golly gee, I wonder who's behind this post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cupo63T_Bcs

[Anonymous No.27141833]

>>27140196
>stacey donovan
she looks like a stacey alright

[Anonymous No.27141873]

>>27141045
that is literally riddits page layout.

[Anonymous No.27142101]

>>27137295
I don't like it. 4chan culture, which all of this is in it's core, seeping into reality will destroy society. Started with gamergate and then had it's first peak when Trump got memed into presidency.
Then slowly for the last 4 years this ironic hyper cynical attitude took most of social media and is now a large parts of society. And we are currently trashing the financial system "for the lulz".
Maybe I'm getting old but I was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day escaping this degenerate site. Instead there is no escape anymore. It's like I live in a world filled with newfags. Kill me

[Anonymous No.27142135]

>>27137258
Nah, photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.27142197]

>>27142101
>I was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day escaping this degenerate site
lol

[Anonymous No.27142232]

>>27138036
And there's the rub. They always beat people over the head with Nazis when they're scared and want to scare people into behaving.

[Anonymous No.27142255]

>>27137630
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.27142285]

I have no stake in this, litearlly no capital to get in on this and make them pay.

you anons are doing gods work, keep it up!

110 and counting

never sell, money from stockmarket is basically cloud based stealing.

[Anonymous No.27142319]

>>27142101
Remember the old adage; You never leave. As a whole generation of people who will never leave 4chan grow up and continue to operate in society that will influence the overall culture, slowly and subtly but in a million different ways.

[Anonymous No.27142327]

>>27137565
The very last thing those hook-nosed ghouls want is for their liberal yuppie listeners to take their donation fund and sink it into Gamestop to stick it to the man.

[Anonymous No.27142349]

>>27142101
>4chan culture, which all of this is in it's core, seeping into reality will destroy society
This is unironically a good thing. I cannot emphasize this enough. Sorry for the double reply to your post but I just find your despair hilarious. Enjoy the decline. We're on a one way trip to hell. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.27142380]

>>27142101
exactly this
There will be nothing left after 4chan meme culture becomes mainstream.

[Anonymous No.27142394]

>>27142349
hell is already upon us, we just accelerate the decay. im ok with this

[Anonymous No.27142420]

>>27137565
They talked about it on french national tv. I keked hard seeing it. I felt like i was on tv.

[Anonymous No.27142454]

>>27139067
Basically one of the many internet rules that has no number but everybody gets, once you start mentioning the Nazis to your opponent who is clearly not a Nazi, you have LOST the argument.

[Anonymous No.27142473]

>>27137533
I hope ban Facebook and Twitter.

[Anonymous No.27142515]

>>27142101
>It's like I live in a world filled with newfags.
lol

[Anonymous No.27142524]

>>27142101
You lost any right to be normalfag once you posted on this site, get on the van, we are going straight to hell!!!

[Anonymous No.27142553]

>>27142101
>ironic hyper cynical attitude
This is Enlightenment 2.0, anon. Don't try to stop it.

[Anonymous No.27142557]

>>27137897
this. people make millions essentially giving no real world benefit. the system has been broken for decades, its just catching up to us.

[Anonymous No.27142614]

>>27142101
if it makes you feel any better, you're just extrapolating your personal experience ignorantly
mid-30s boomer and the ironic hyper cynical attitude has been a mainstream thing before 4chan was a thing. it's called being a teenager. it takes different forms, and there's arguably a new problem in that people prolong their teenagehood well into their 20s and even their 30s these days, but the dynamics are the same
of course if you expect "normie life" to be lived online and in public, you will be disappointed. any kinship worth having is had in private. social media is for the losers of the world, whether it's called facebook or 4chan makes no difference

[Anonymous No.27142630]

>>27142101
Who cares bro, life's a joke. Let's fuck shit up. I got nothing better to do anyway.

[Anonymous No.27142678]

>>27137565
Imagine giving NPR listener numbers. Coild never be me>>27137565

[Anonymous No.27142707]

>>27138445
>>27138598
>>27139976
What? No. Cops will just kill another black guy and MM will drown this out in BLM faggotry again.
It worked in the past, it will work again.

[Anonymous No.27142835]

>>27137295
Yes, I feel we're going from a paradigm full of retards to a paradigm full of a different kind of retards.

[Anonymous No.27142836]

>>27142101
>Started with gamergate
No, no.
This comes from the days of Chanology, 3 years later, OWS.
I told you, all this shit is EFGs fault.

[Anonymous No.27142862]

>>27142630
This is what a year of lockdown does to a man

[Anonymous No.27142865]

>>27137630
Lol most definitely not. I cant wait to see what they do to fuck us over, it will redpill millions

[Anonymous No.27142868]

>>27137258
This is the best timeline. Redditors becoming redpilled finally realizing democrats arent on their side. The media making them out to all be nazis and horrible people. Welcome to fucking 2008 4chan you stupid niggers

[Anonymous No.27142910]

>>27142135
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l78yde/doing_my_part/

[Anonymous No.27142932]

>>27142836
WOW EPIC FAIL GUY

[Anonymous No.27142946]

>>27142101
The zoomers will fail, and they will fail hard. They're too naive and dumb. They're now in the arrogant phase, they actually think they outsmarted the system. This won't last, and serious, conservative, smart people like you and me will ultimately prevail.

[Anonymous No.27143038]

>>27142614
>social media is for the losers of the world, whether it's called facebook or 4chan makes no difference
lol go to bed grandpa
how can you be so out of touch with the real world baffles me for real
besides your point about cynicism being a teenager thing tells me that you've never been employed
seriousness in everything is for ya

[Anonymous No.27143057]

>>27142101
>I was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day escaping this degenerate site.

[Anonymous No.27143104]

Skip the fucking brokers and buy the damn stock directly.

[Anonymous No.27143160]

>>27138598
You thinking Biden has thoughts of his own other than “Where am I?” or “What year is it?” Is cute. Hedgies are gonna come after us.

[Anonymous No.27143194]

>>27141873
You are new fag
They are us with reddit disguise

[Anonymous No.27143217]

>>27142868
Unlike polsters redditards are so selfish and egocentric what until they personally get hit they will not believe or support anything what can cause them potential financial or reputational trouble. Luckily for us kvetching about hedge fund losses is able to penetrate even the most thick skulls of NPS's and i don't think they will be able to go back to the sheep mod any time in the future.

[Anonymous No.27143240]

>>27143194
ok rtard

[Anonymous No.27143304]

>>27142932
If the bastard didn't use that mask that ended up being the symbol of "Anonymous" we would be in a different place now.

[Anonymous No.27143343]

HURRR THIS ILLEGALS!!!!1

[Anonymous No.27143355]

This really is their best path forward.
If CNN shrinks their original content to 30% of the screen and just scroll a feed of ours on the remaining 70%, that is a 70% improvement.
Honestly the best thing we could do for CNN's employees is to buy controlling interest in TMX and install Moot as CEO with full editorial control over all content.

[Anonymous No.27143418]

>>27137295
Kek this is my reality. I'm basically living in the Truman show. What do you want me to meme in reality next?

[Anonymous No.27143440]

>>27137630
jewish hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.27143518]

>>27138036
ACCELERATE

[Anonymous No.27143548]

>>27142101
>was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day
actual loser wannabe normies were just coping with their mediocre reality bragging about how "blackpill" they were
color me surprised

[Anonymous No.27143786]

>>27138036
wtf I hate shorts now?!?!?!????

[Anonymous No.27143819]

>>27143418
Take more or less meds, the current dose doesn't cut it

[Anonymous No.27143899]

>>27137630
Hands which have lost $20billion so far wrote this post
Shill harder faggot

[Anonymous No.27144023]

>>27142380
It's been mainstream a long time zoomer. The whole anonymous project chanology and the first news reports on the site back in the late 2000s

[Anonymous No.27144214]

>>27142630
I thought like that up until things went to shit. I was genuinely excited when corona happened because it felt exciting and like the downfall of the old. Now I just want to go back to being able to live my old life.
>>27142614
Nah this is new. Things moved slower back then. Now something goes from cool to cringe in a matter of hours. Zoomers have no interest in ANYTHING anymore. Even only 10 years back when I was in school everybody seemed to have unique interest even if that thing was retarded. Like those kids who were into metal, or the horsegirls, or the guys into sports. Now everything just merged into one big meme pudding. You have gendermorphic zoomers making 4chan-like memes on tiktok
of a format they found on a reddit post of a twitter screenshot about a twitch streamer talking about the stock market. Everybody seems to be vaguely familiar and interested in everything without any expertise in anything.
>>27142349
In some way this is definitely hilarious. Just letting go and watching things barrel towards the meme culture singularity. I just hoped I would have achieved more in life before things got this fucked up.

[Anonymous No.27144466]

>>27140036
Kek

[Anonymous No.27144794]

>>27139017
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.27144955]

>>27139017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCkyWBPaTC8

[Anonymous No.27145073]

>>27139504 >>27139529 >>27139695 >>27139880 >>27140054 >>27140230 >>27144794
>hurdedur hitler wuz socialist cuz its in da name "nationalist socialist"
>completely forgetting the night of long knives where he killed all the socialists
I guess North Korea is a Democracy since it's in the name, right? (Democratic People's Republic)

[Anonymous No.27145247]

>>27145073
>killed all the socialists
They weren't socialists, only in name either.

[Anonymous No.27145292]

>>27137640
My personal risk tolerance would have me selling 1/10 of my shares to at least break even.

[Anonymous No.27145343]

>>27137295
What inspires me, is teaching African refugees to programme Javascript.

[Anonymous No.27145349]

>>27138036

das rite

[Anonymous No.27145429]

>>27139017
Fascism is just non-internationalist (nationalist) socialism, anon.

[Anonymous No.27145569]

>>27138036
Oy vey, it's another sho(rt)ah!

[Anonymous No.27145672]

>>27142101

ACCELERATE YOU STUPID NIGGER

[Anonymous No.27145735]

>>27138036
Hes right though... Shortsellers do serve a purpose and provide value. No, I dont think naked shorting 140% of a company's float is providing good value, but shorting something in general isn't "bad"

[Anonymous No.27145749]

>>27143355
moot sold out though. What we really need is WT Snacks in charge of the news.

[Anonymous No.27145773]

[Anonymous No.27145888]

>>27137565
They have talked about it alot. Listen to marketplace.

[Anonymous No.27146014]

>>27138036
>arguments why shorting should be banned

[Anonymous No.27146116]

>>27140479
/x/ got creepy again, the spirits are doing something

[Anonymous No.27146163]

>>27137258
They are just going to keep calling everyone white supremacists. I thought it would stop after they stole the election from Trump. I guess not.

[Anonymous No.27146275]

>>27137630
NO :)
On behalf of my friend who's shares are up to 30k by not being a pussy

[Anonymous No.27146321]

>>27137565
>radio
Why not just consult with the oracle, or cast some bones or something.

[Anonymous No.27146333]

>>27137630
You will never have a foreskin.

[Anonymous No.27146492]

>>27146116
I'm scared. Hold me.

[Anonymous No.27146504]

>>27137295
TRASH ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.27146675]

people just want shortselling more than 100% of a company's available stock to not be able to happen. Why does the media keep turning this into an antisemetic, white supremist, idealistic thing? If this happened anywhere in crypto, the coin and exchange would just be dropped and they'd be called a shitcoin. The fact a company was able to have 140% of its float shortsold, and then motherfucking gamestop was able to almost cause a market liquidity crisis is absolute fucking bush league. As I said, this just isn't something that would be expected in crypto, and is totally embarrassing coming from an institution thats over 200 years old

We just want fucking naked shortselling to be illegal. There's nothing wrong with being bearish on something

[Anonymous No.27146931]

>>27145735
That's not what this entire fiasco is about. It's about the fact that some billionaire Jews overplayed their hand and are trying every trick they can to get the goyim to shut it down for them. That and the fact the average American has been getting BTFO by this pandemic while all of these joomers get to shuffle fake stocks in circles pocketing endless amounts of fiat.

[Anonymous No.27146965]

>>27146675
>>We just want fucking naked shortselling to be illegal.
It is illegal, there's been no naked shortselling. If you think there has been, contact the SEC.

[Anonymous No.27147024]

>>27142101
The cynicism here is satire and sometimes a cry for empathy. We gave you Chainlink. Maybe you're talking about pol, but biz always was about making it together, fren. Of course some people must be left behind, they would destroy it for themselves and everyone else.

[Anonymous No.27147058]

>>27142101
>he wasn't here for the habbo/turner raids
>he wasn't here for the cringefest that was chanology
>he wasn't here when we dun goofed
>he wasn't here that one time we crossed the line
>he wasn't here when we reported a doge killer to the fbi based off of a river in 240p glory
>he wasn't here when /tv/ crashed a plane with no survivors
>he wasn't here when we trolled applefags two years in a row
>he wasn't here when we collectively fapped to celeb nudes and laughed at them when they shed their crocodile tears
>he wasn't here when we captured shia's flag
Those are just the biggest events off the top of my head. 4chan IS reality. We are it's uncensored, undiluted and purest form of humanity. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[Anonymous No.27147102]

>>27139504
>>27139529
>>27139695
>>27139880
>>27140054
>>27140230
>>27144794
>>27145429

[Anonymous No.27147172]

>>27146931
Whales manipulate markets, who'da thunk it... The fact there was almost a liquidity crisis is way worse than a bunch of wallstreet guys gaming the system. Yes its wrong, but this was one shitcoin. The fact the system itself is this vulnerable should erode people's confidence way more than market manipulation does.

[Anonymous No.27147239]

>>27138036
>the next hitler is coming
About time.

[Anonymous No.27147250]

>>27138342
STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY

[Anonymous No.27147270]

>>27147172
>this was one shitcoin
this was like one shitcoin being pumped and dumped***

except in crypto, the shorts would just get liquidated, and no other coins would be effected that much (as seen with doge, although I dont know where you'd trade dogecoin futures)

[Anonymous No.27147287]

On kitco they were asking if their guests were fellow Autists... we rule the world after all

[Anonymous No.27147322]

>>27147058
Was there for all of that and you failed to understand my post faggot

[Anonymous No.27147353]

>>27147102
Wtf? Hitler kinda doin a lil somethin

[Anonymous No.27147446]

>>27137295
>The human spirit/youth energy has been channelled and captured for the last year through simultaneous machined algorithms driving vast portions of the population to the same though-stream.
>COVID lockdowns have persisted long enough that the collective human energy reservoir has evolved to a chaotic state
>The 9/11 blood sacrifice ritual for the global elite pagan-god worshippers has run it's course and can no longer be utilized to channel the negative K****list energy transfer from 20 years ago that reached critical volume from 2008-2015.
You can never defeat the positive human spirit.

[Anonymous No.27147450]

>>27147322
You didn't have a point.

[Anonymous No.27147502]

>>27142101
>find 4chan in high school
>/b/ brought me some personality
>/an/ helped me keep a goldfish and a gecko quite healthy for a number of years
>/fit/ helped me get my life in physical order
>even fucking Craigslist has gotten me jobs, bikes, apartments, roommates, dates, one night stands, and long term partners
>now I’m tracking /biz/ and crypto making some decent spare change. Learning about financial stuff

We are children and products of the internet. It is engrained.

[Anonymous No.27147585]

>>27137565
they are more calculated than CNN...they know this can potentially unite people against their globalist council on foreign relations masters

[Anonymous No.27147590]

>>27145073
Low iq take.

[Anonymous No.27147703]

>>27147058

I managed to checkout for 1 year. 2018. But I got sucked back

[Anonymous No.27147756]

>>27146965
I will.

Once I've made all the dosh.

[Anonymous No.27147761]

>>27138036
DON'T SELL LADS. KEEP IT UP!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!

[Anonymous No.27147842]

>>27147502

2010 I was trolling Reddit and they told be to go back to 4chan. I had no idea what they were talking about. Checked it out and ive been here since.

[Anonymous No.27147991]

>>27137258
anyone have a link to this? Can't find on youtube

[Anonymous No.27148015]

>>27137258
J U S T

[Anonymous No.27148085]

>>27142319
Comforting thought

[Anonymous No.27148170]

>>27137295
Yeah, we're all going to sink. It's almost cathartic.

[Anonymous No.27148364]

>>27137258
I fuckin sold every single stock I have except GME. The market is going to tank hard, but I'm not leaving you GME bros

[Anonymous No.27148494]

>>27137258
>bought the dip

[Anonymous No.27148774]

>>27145073
>poorly-formatted mass reply
>whataboutism
>implying intra-ideological conflict can't happen
Winner of the "Stupidest Post ITT" Award right here.

[Anonymous No.27148802]

>>27137630
>Sell everything.
I got a special price for you, Shlomo: $1488

[Anonymous No.27148917]

>>27138812

https://spankbang.com/44ewu/video/dr+penetration+1986+classic

Watch from about 41 mins.

[Anonymous No.27149029]

>>27142101
>And we are currently trashing the financial system "for the lulz".
Really? The same financial system that completely backed up a multi billionaire hedge fund shorting 140% of a company hoping it will go bankrupt to make a quick buck? THAT'S the financial system you're crying about? The same one that completely fucked everyone aside from a chosen few and then got bailed out to the tune of billions, which they used to pay themselves bonuses? Let it fucking die, it's been on borrowed time for decades.

[Anonymous No.27149127]

>>27137630
i dunno man i liek GameStop and it’s a good company with lots of good memories a childhood icon so I’m gonna hold onto this one stock I bought because it makes me feel good and nostalgic

I can always make money other ways. I have other skills. It’s a shame that people have carelessly put themselves in a position to get so hurt but I cannot help their choices in as much as you you cannot get me to do anything other than
HLOD

[Anonymous No.27149159]

>>27137630
it must be difficult to type when you can't stop rubbing your hands together, do you type with your nose?

[Anonymous No.27149525]

>>27138036
>and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.27149529]

>>27142101
>4chan culture bleeds into everyday life
Just thinking of all the mass suicides of people that won't be able to cope with /b/tard behavior will be pretty neat to watch.
If you care about consequences, you're in the wrong place.

[Anonymous No.27149533]

>>27149029
This yo. Fuck ‘em. If we’re left with little, the fuck they think is gonna happen? Means as little to us as little we have if it all burns down.

Conjecture anyway.

I bought GameStop because it could be worth something some day and I like the company. It’s a telling day when that becomes the fuse for a broken financial system.

[Anonymous No.27149552]

>>27143240
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.27149644]

>>27140457
Plebbit is just 4chans cattle farm.

[Anonymous No.27149667]

>>27137258
GIVE THEM NOTHING

[Anonymous No.27149706]

>>27147446
Less posts make
More meds take

[Anonymous No.27149712]

>>27142101
>one day escaping this degenerate site
You're here forever, nigger.
When you die your soul will go the great imagebord in the void.
Rejoice faggot!
You'll be making the lives of jews, christcucks and mohhamads living hell in the afterlife.
You'll literally be a demon in the biblical version of Hell.

[Anonymous No.27149793]

>>27137565
NPR is such a waste of time, it's poorly concealed propaganda.

[Anonymous No.27149828]

>>27142101
We’re not monsters, we were just ahead of the curve.

[Anonymous No.27149863]

>>27147058
The Shia CTF was absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.27150013]

>>27139017
Half the points in his political program are pure socialism.

[Anonymous No.27150080]

>>27149712
Oh, so I get to be a demon in the next Shin Megami Tensei game? Neat.

[Anonymous No.27150093]

>>27142630
based

[Anonymous No.27150247]

>>27137533
nobody knows bro

[Anonymous No.27150258]

>>27142101
Buy 4 chan Stomks.

[Anonymous No.27150332]

>>27142319
>started coming to 4chan when I was 18
>turn 31 next month

You really do never leave....

[Anonymous No.27150339]

>>27137533
Making India its bitch.

[Anonymous No.27150455]

>>27137258
>>27138036
I can't take this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.27150462]

>>27137533
Goatfucking

[Anonymous No.27150498]

>>27150258
>4 chan Stomks
I'd like to short your entire supply 4 times over. Don't worry, I'm good for the digits.

[Anonymous No.27150718]

>>27142101
Nah. Reddit actually saved us on this one by taking all of the credit, since literally no one in the media is talking about the 4chan side. Trump was worse since they made direct ties to this site.

[Anonymous No.27150770]

>>27137258
kek, i love that meme

[Anonymous No.27150865]

>>27137455
Don't even joke about that, our power has increased dramatically over the past few years. I'm worried that (((they))) will come after us at some point.

[Anonymous No.27150866]

>>27137455
reddit did this. leddit did something only 4chan could dream of.

[Anonymous No.27150973]

>>27140036
KEK

[Anonymous No.27151125]

>>27142101
bros i just wanna go back to the 90s when optimism and energy were boundless.

[Anonymous No.27151131]

>>27144214
>You have gendermorphic zoomers making 4chan-like memes on tiktok
You mean traps calling people niggers?

[Anonymous No.27151166]

>>27142101
>It's like I live in a world filled with newfags.

[Anonymous No.27151168]

>>27138066
Its not that hard...
Whats your shittest buy in? Mines 370, i believe 420 will be reached, so i put a take profit at 400
How low do you think itll go? As low at 120, so i put buy orders at intervals of 10 from 120 to 200, for example
I believe in myself, so i dont alter these after setting them, instead i forget about it and do something to relax (graphs are bad for the heart anon)

[Anonymous No.27151177]

>>27137258
Thanks to this gme bitch i learned that there are better things than money.

[Anonymous No.27151274]

>>27140036
HA!

[Anonymous No.27151275]

>>27147502
>/b/ brought me some personality
unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.27151498]

>>27147842
go back

[Anonymous No.27151691]

>>27146965
yeah no naked shorting to be seen here

[Anonymous No.27151803]

>>27147446
based. (((their))) 9/11 blood sacrifice shield is long gone

[Anonymous No.27152009]

>>27148802
I dub it - 'the kekel'

[Anonymous No.27152044]

>>27150865
>"Yeah"
>"Lets split apart that congregation of autistic spergs with more brains than common sense"
If we ain't here, we'll be either somewhere else where (((they))) aren't even gonna think of looking or we'll spread everywhere.

[Anonymous No.27152070]

dubs and the ((())) really did this

[Anonymous No.27152092]

>>27138036
man this guy is selling me on banning short stocks hard.

[Anonymous No.27152198]

>>27137295
This lol - the more they do this smear campaign. The more people literally want to "eat the rich" (in Minecraft).

[Anonymous No.27152236]

>>27147502

[Anonymous No.27152444]

>>27142101
we are ground 0 for the meltdown virus
just accept it, you're here forever, there was never any escape

[Anonymous No.27152463]

>>27138036
causation vs correlation

https://www.history.com/news/germany-world-war-i-debt-treaty-versailles

[Anonymous No.27152581]

>>27147585
They are like CNN in the sense that they do not distinguish between commentary and news, which is called propaganda.

[Anonymous No.27152617]

>>27145247
Hehe!

[Anonymous No.27152639]

>>27149029
It's a few very small hedge funds losing money. The big fish, Blackrock, Vanguard etc. made money during this. Nobody substantial got hurt. Instead we will have meme pump and dumps of random stocks for years to come. Hedge funds will move their old tactics of having pundits on tv and paid of analysts to mobilizing armies of retards on social media. Astroturfing everywhere, celebs being paid to shill for stocks etc.
All while actual trust by investors into the stock market goes to shit. Any value the stock market had left is gone now and it's now just a global casino. I know it's cool to say it was already like this because people don't understand how stocks work, but this WILL hurt the economy.

People think control is shifting back to them, instead we just showed the financial world how they should play this game. And as always, they will use it to hurt us

[Anonymous No.27152682]

>>27138217
https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0

[Anonymous No.27152833]

>>27142101
It's the real unofficial culture of European peoples, not watered down for retards to participate and not defanged to be marketable by corporations. The official culture is retarded and everyone hates it, and it takes a constant effort to keep up appearances but it appears like everyone else is always doing it effortlessly. It's kind of a magic trick in that way.

Reality wouldn't be so bad if you could bully newfags for being retarded, and yell back or make complex inside jokes, protests, and works of art to settle disagreements. Actually real life was like this for a long time, but everyone today is feeling judged and under pressure. Nobody wants to stick their neck out, only to find out they're alone in dissenting.

What we're seeing with Melvin is sort of similar to what happened to Charles Boycott, which is that everyone learned to hate English landlords and their random evictions for any or no reason (even during a bad harvest) so much that anyone who worked under them as agents was abandoned and/or unofficially banned from the area surrounding Ballinrobe.

Pretty much every Irishman agreed on the issue that smug English fucks working for smug English landlords needed to go, and just needed a little push to make it an official issue, which they got when a bad harvest arrived and Boycott's boss refused to lower the rent to compensate. All of Boycott's employees quit, every tenant stopped paying rent, and every public service in the area refused to do business.

There was an incident not unlike what happened in DC where he complained to the government that he couldn't harvest his crops without help and that his employees "felt unsafe" publicly associating with him, so they spent a fuckload of taxpayer money deploying 1,000+ soldiers and a handful of imported workers to get it done. Stunts like this only made the bullying worse, and in the end there was nothing he could do to force regular Irish plebs to accept him.

[Anonymous No.27152905]

>>27138036
Just bought more gme, thanks

[Anonymous No.27152967]

>>27137630
Poopoo phase cofirmm

[Anonymous No.27153269]

>>27152639
actually high iq take

[Anonymous No.27153385]

[Anonymous No.27153479]

>>27138036
Hold GME then?

[Anonymous No.27153700]

>>27142101
You're putting the cart before the horse. 4chan is a symptom of a terminally ill society in rapid decline, not the cause of it.

[Anonymous No.27153747]

>>27142101
>will destroy society
Given current society, I'm okay with that. /biz/ related, fuck shorting.

[Anonymous No.27153817]

>>27142101
Hpnestly study up on the previous 200 years of US history. Can't speak for other countries but in the US this shit goes in like a 50 year cycle. We get periods of economic prosperity during which taxes get raised, more and more people get infected by the progressivism cult and stick in a bunch of stupid laws, and people start becoming for cynical and divisive due the the progressive shit and rising taxes. Then some sort of big economic crash or event happens followed usually by a war, then they lower taxes and walk a bit of federal power back and to the surprise of no one the economy booms again.

[Anonymous No.27153893]

>>27137295
FUCKING PLEBS

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BUY A NEW TV AT WALLMART FOR $599.99 WITH YOUR BIDEN BUXXS

[Anonymous No.27153958]

The problem is boomers: they have rigged the system so much they can never lose (and the other generations cannot catch up).

Think of Homer Simpson. Supposedly portrayed as a loser, 40yo with a decent sized house, car and family.

Now compare yourself and your close peers to Homer - have you got the same/more?

If not then you have been boomered.

[Anonymous No.27154141]

>>27138036
Drumpf is returning confirmed.

[Anonymous No.27154284]

>>27152639
Then drop stocks. This is a good occasion as any for crypto to take the reins

[Anonymous No.27154421]

>>27153817

blows my mind that the greatest generation saw income taxes go from like 2% to 40% for them and didn't start a civil war over it. WW2 was one massive hoodwink.

[Anonymous No.27154584]

>>27142101
>I don't like it. 4chan culture, which all of this is in it's core, seeping into reality will destroy society.

And a new one shall be born. Wrought of anime, silver and meme. And the old world will turn to a memory in the mind of the boomer themselves soon taken back by the earth and they shall become dust. And it will be good.

[Anonymous No.27154684]

>>27137295
>Robin Hood
>Taking from the rich and giving to the poor
The Magi's 2000 year spell has been broken.
The Meme is now King.

[Anonymous No.27154915]

>>27152967
this guy has been infesting pol for months, he's pathetic and moronic, every post is like this. i'm sorry he's harassing /biz/ now. we should have dealt with him more swiftly. /biz/....

/pol/ is sorry.

[Anonymous No.27155042]

>>27154421
Well get ready for the next big war. China is taking jabs at Taiwan again and I don't imagine Japan and the other nearby asian countries will be happy to let China start taking military action next door like that.

[Anonymous No.27155081]

>>27147058
4chan top award for its impact irl goes to the thread responsible for calling in a Russian airstrike on the isis camp.

[Anonymous No.27155206]

>>27155081
and this

[Anonymous No.27155375]

>>27139017

[Anonymous No.27155379]

>>27155206
Wasn't that just a meme and unrelated to spics watching yuru camp?

[Anonymous No.27155478]

>>27154584

[Anonymous No.27155565]

>>27137258
Boomers btfo
MSM centrists BTFO
Establishment kek

At this point theres enough autists that can afford the loss to not give a fuck

This is worth every penny

[Anonymous No.27155586]

>>27155379
considering the pic was legit and the fact that Yuru made hikki neet autists leave their caves for nature, it's possible it could've happened.

[Anonymous No.27155648]

>>27143240
no he's right
The retardation on wsb minus any cringe from the plebbiters is essentially biz with a suit

[Anonymous No.27155875]

>>27155081
Completely forgot about that.

>>27155206
OP is always a faggot whether he's starting a fire or a thread.

[Anonymous No.27155894]

>>27155565
yeah.I have zero stakes in this one but I enjoy seeing these faggots who think nothing can hurt them cry about people spending their money how they want.

[Anonymous No.27155922]

>>27154421
The "Greatest" Generation doesn't get enough hate. They were the goodest of all goys, and completely wrecked western society far before the boomers were even on the scene, although some tried to warn us, they all failed.
Huey Long was shot, Henry Ford's anti-war party failed, Lindbergh was ostracized for being "anti-semetic" and Fr. Coughlin was essentially disappeared by the media.

[Anonymous No.27156272]

>>27142101
Ruined my day holy shit
2016 fags are a pox on this world

[Anonymous No.27156406]

>>27137640
No, because you are giving them shares to buy back and lowering the percentage shorted. Hold it like it’s your fucking Dick.

[Anonymous No.27156728]

>>27151275
>become an hero
fix’d

[Anonymous No.27156741]

>>27155922
Here's a question the media never asks, why is an overwhelmingly white generation called the greatest? I don't remember any outlets calling them racist or homophobic despite the obvious beliefs at the time so what did they do to avoid being slandered.

[Anonymous No.27156864]

>>27137455
Second post best post desu. Lurking /biz/ is literally the best way to become rich in 2021

[Anonymous No.27156955]

>>27153817
Its generational and the cycle is roughly 80 years long. Good book by Neil Howe explains the concept. For a modern telling of the theory Id suggest Brandon Quitten, he likes bitcoin so /biz/ related too. For any curious anons we are in the 4th turning now which means society is breaking under the weight of its old institutions. Last cycles 4th turning gave us WW2 after which new institutions set the world up for this cycle. It worked great in the 50s but as decades pass it cant keep up with the next generation who see less growth. Boomers to Gen X to Millenials to Zoomers. Each gets less of a bite until their is very little left at all in which case society fractures into chaos and the young remake their world for their cycle. Next decade gonna get crazy although the one after should be boom time baby

[Anonymous No.27156956]

>>27142101
Don't think it's exactly a 4chan thing. This is the inevitable result of the information age, where the grounding factors of tradition and family have been ground down to dust through the sheer overload of new knowledge. There is no 'wise man' to guide us in an age where the playing field completely changes every couple of years. The breakdown is a reaction to losing our cultural foundation.

[Anonymous No.27156977]

>>27137533
>pakistan supreme cucking from Indian bobs and vagene chads

[Anonymous No.27157062]

>>27142557
meanwhile we are doing everyone a great favor

[Anonymous No.27157107]

>>27148802
digits confirm

[Anonymous No.27157141]

>>27137565
>NPR
Faggot

[Anonymous No.27157152]

>>27156741
Really makes you wonder.

[Anonymous No.27157159]

>>27138036
Yes.

[Anonymous No.27157197]

>>27137630

Post nose

[Anonymous No.27157230]

>>27138036
There it is

[Anonymous No.27157244]

>>27139067
We've come full circle.

[Anonymous No.27157253]

>>27142101
>escaping this degenerate site
>escaping this site
>escaping
you're here forever faggot

[Anonymous No.27157288]

>>27138036
That's some serious mental gymnastics. But If it's a new Hitler we need to meddle the Jewish shenanigans, then so be it.

[Anonymous No.27157348]

>>27140457
>>27150866
youre both dumb faggots if you think wsb board culture matches reddit

[Anonymous No.27157356]

>>27142101
>we are currently trashing the financial system "for the lulz".
Yes.

[Anonymous No.27157512]

>>27142101
>I was looking forward to living a fairly normie life one day escaping this degenerate site.
Then just fucking do it. You sound like such a faggot. Go buy land in Idaho and live away from all of this, live in a self-sustainable matter and learn skills that are valuable. What the fuck does this gay internet shit have to do with you living a normal life? Society isn't normal right now. You'll have to check out if you want normalcy.

[Anonymous No.27157587]

>>27138036
BAN SHORTING NOWWWWW

[Anonymous No.27157615]

>>27142319
Came to 4chan in 08 to hang out in /b because of my older brother. I'm 25 now. Maybe we do never leave. I've just spread out into other boards like pol and here

[Anonymous No.27157685]

>>27157587
WHY DON'T WE JUST BAN HITLER AND KEEP THE SHORTS

[Anonymous No.27157716]

>>27142101
did you forget, faggot? You’re here forever.

[Anonymous No.27157731]

As a very old fag I can tell you're a newfag. please leave now

[Anonymous No.27157746]

>>27142101
>I live in a world filled with newfags.
kek

[Anonymous No.27157753]

>>27156741
Because they fought the big evil nazis and saved all the jews.

[Anonymous No.27157767]

>>27148802
Digits for the win!

[Anonymous No.27157812]

>>27156955
Thanks for the book suggestions, I was looking for one that talked about it. I just kind of figured it out myself looking at history and noticing the economic and culture pattern.

[Anonymous No.27157866]

>>27157288
what does picrel even mean? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.27157881]

>>27150332
>>27157615
got here when I was 11 and I'm 23!

[Anonymous No.27157921]

>>27138036

Haha wouldn't that be a shame if history repeated itself but this time it stuck haha

[Anonymous No.27157985]

>>27150865
I guarantee multiple boards are being socially engineered by major entities at this moment, others are at least being actively marketed on, and some may be testing/mining grounds for neuro networks. /biz/ has mostly flown under the radar but don't be surprised if the board becomes completely unrecognizable by 2022.

People need to start seriously looking into joining or making offchans because every bit of truth and talent is being targeted and siphoned off from 4chan whenever something big sparks off from it.

[Anonymous No.27157991]

>>27139017
Redittors need to leave
>>27139504
It’s short for Ignatz you nigger
The way Nacho is short for Ignacio

[Anonymous No.27158050]

>>27137295
how do we get them to show the merchant meme? perhaps the abstract one?

[Anonymous No.27158099]

>>27137295
Lel no. This is a prank that hit them in their pocketbooks and it's definitely gotten them mad. But if you think this is going to do anything long term you're a fool. They're going to have their buddies in power drop the hammer. Maybe not while the heat is on, but the second this becomes 2nd page news you can bet something will be done to all the guys who thought they were going to 1-up the big boys.

[Anonymous No.27158138]

>>27145073
Get off my fucking board you god damn double nigger reddit faggot

[Anonymous No.27158273]

>>27142319

[Anonymous No.27158293]

>>27138036
>replying to moon man stonk
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.27158312]

1.25B USDT volume for the past hours alone on Binance. I don't think retail has that much money. The big players know something we don't. If you sell now, you are unironically NGMI.

[Anonymous No.27158370]

>>27157587
They never will, especially not naked shorting. Instead they'll bar retail from being able to buy them. Or require a license for retail to do so. Or any other number of cockamainy schemes to prevent regular people from taking their money that doesn't involve giving up their slot machine.

[Anonymous No.27158371]

>>27157866
Means go back

[Anonymous No.27158424]

>>27157866
under 18 detected

[Anonymous No.27158468]

>>27158293
WHEN A GATOR KILLS A BABY, NO ONE CALLS IT A RADICAL
'CAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT ALL OF THEM ARE DANGEROUS ANIMALS
THE HANDWRITING'S BEEN ON THE WALL, CLEAR AND LEGIBLE
NOW WE GOT A MUZZY TURNING FRUITS INTO VEGETABLES

[Anonymous No.27158469]

>>27150865
(((they))) neutered 4chan long ago. There is a reason we can't raid/dox/do OPs anymore. They have us by the balls and it's far more effective than a straight up ban. They know you just take these cucked rules up the ass instead of moving. If they banned 4chan we'd be forced to move to a better place.

[Anonymous No.27158492]

>fill my pockets
>reddit gets the blame
This couldn't have gone any better, it's Tribes Ascend all over again.

[Anonymous No.27158497]

>>27137455
checked. based and factspilled

[Anonymous No.27158501]

>>27157866
nice bait
u-unless you're serious
fuck

[Anonymous No.27158506]

>>27145073
the "socialists" were commie pederasts who thought that normal people were idiots for not believing the scientific TRUFF (class struggle/ teh le dialectic)

[Anonymous No.27158592]

>>27138036
> giving rise to Hitler

[Anonymous No.27158647]

>>27155081
nothing beats based sg
That was insane. Post the cap

[Anonymous No.27158721]

>>27141045
>>27157348
>le I'm le not like all le other redditors
If you love reddit so much fucking go back there instead of trying to defend it here.

[Anonymous No.27158751]

>>27158469
>aid/dox/do OPs anymore. They have us by the balls and it's far more effective than a straight up ban. They know you just take these cucked rules up the ass instead of moving. If they banned
EXACTLY 100% THIS POST
Proof is in the sudden shilling here on /biz/ (which has long been commonplace on /pol/)

[Anonymous No.27158772]

>>27154421
Greatest standard of living was post WW2 boomers

>High taxes.
>High standard of living.
ACTUAL middle class
>Pensions,Pay, Productity and tech

[Anonymous No.27158922]

>>27138036
Oh shit
Are we now at Godwin's LAW 6.6?
>If you support this you support the rise of Hitler and Nazi 2.0

Fuckin hell. They're really scared. But they still won'y point out the great depression and todays economics are corrupt and rigged. To do that would be racist aparrently

[Anonymous No.27158978]

>>27140660
Kek

[Anonymous No.27158979]

>>27157985
it already happened over night

[Anonymous No.27159086]

>>27158751
Try shilling another chan and you'll get banned. They want to keep you here because you're powerless here

[Anonymous No.27159222]

>>27138036
omg guys are we LITERALLY VOLDEMORT if we don't sell to Melvin right now?

[Anonymous No.27159423]

>>27138036
I can already see it
>2109, the future is now
>humanity has moved to another planet
>People are still blaming Nazis

[Anonymous No.27159461]

>>27152639
Oof, I think you might be right.
The internet was never meant to become mainstream

[Anonymous No.27159525]

>>27139017
This fucking buffoon.

[Anonymous No.27159573]

>>27152639
>>27153269
>>27159461

stupid blackpill psyop. nice try kikes

[Anonymous No.27159604]

>>27159461
gatekeep and don't spoonfeed.

[Anonymous No.27159832]

>>27137533
check

[Anonymous No.27159898]

>>27142101

Its hard to avoid a cynical worldview when we have our reality.

>people paying ridiculous sums of money over their entire lives to higher education and the financial sector for knowledge and skills that are completely irrelevant to their everyday lives

>a crumbling financial system that will never evolve beyond just being a glorified casino

>and to top it off, there are hardly any domestic means of production. The government doesn’t have authority to manage the economy when most the key economic activities have been outsourced

[Anonymous No.27159956]

>>27142101
You're here forever, embrace it.

[Anonymous No.27159981]

>>27159573
Im still holding gme, but its becoming rather clear that people are rather easy to control with dumb memes

[Anonymous No.27160101]

>>27159981
no it's not.
bots do not prove people have been tricked.

[Anonymous No.27160254]

>>27145073
this trainwreck of a post is what happens when melvin fudders get distracted and try to argue about politics with anon

[Anonymous No.27160564]

>>27160101
I think gme is definitely organic, I have seen post talking about it a few months ago.
But a lot people are just bandwagon and follow whatever people are posting memes about.
This spooks the fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.27160771]

>>27160564
what i mean is, the shills are using a specific strategy called "Consensus Cracking" to make you believe the masses have turned.

But it's not true. See: >>27155478

[Anonymous No.27160891]

>>27158647
never thought i'd say this, but i miss ottomanwhen

[Anonymous No.27160950]

>>27158370
If they stop normies from buying shorts, won't that defeat the entire purpose of shorts?

[Anonymous No.27161171]

>>27160950
thats the whole point of what is happening right now, they are gonna regulate the shit out of retail investmen blaming everything on them when the reality is this is a hedge fund vs hedge fund situation