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/pol/ barkeep here to lend a hand with the increase in traffic.

C'mon in and sit down for a while lads. Take a bit to relax from a stressful week.

Jukebox is to the left
Restrooms are in the back to the right
Bloomberg terminal is offline for the night, sorry about that.

>> No.27122050

>>27121831
>wasn't able to open an account an transfer some money over until gamestop was at 300ish
Still kicking myself

>> No.27122116

based and comfypilled

>> No.27122224

hit me with that kike gas chamber inspired drink

>> No.27122231

>>27121831
Not really worried over GME but AMD losing dollars has me worried

>> No.27122236
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I need a drink anon after losing $1500 with DOGE. You know a good whorehouse?

>> No.27122261
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Made my first crypto trade the past few nights. Got some friends I knew from old school days and they all came away with a decent profit, doubled what they made. One friend specifically had beaten me to the punch on the 8th and bagged him three digits from doge.
I came out with $6 after dumping the money from my sells onto the BTC gain that happened in the morning.

Thinking about going to stocks and investing in AMD if they keep dropping. I've heard that its a safe one because it usually rises when Intel fucks up.
Also, its got better products than Shitel, more security on their CPU and works well on Linux.
Fuck Intel. My sleeping schedule is FUCKED.

>>27122231
I feel bad for you anon. Even if I should be happy AMD is going down.

>> No.27122313

I picked a fucking insane time to start stocks, literally my second week and i'm still figuring out the fundamentals

>> No.27122353

>>27122261
>I feel bad for you anon. Even if I should be happy AMD is going down

por que?

>> No.27122426

>>27122050
Hey, its not the end of the world friend. nobody knows where this is going anyways.
Here, have a bourbon. On the house.

>>27122236
can't say I do, but I'm told that /gif/ had something in the works on that front.

>> No.27122445

>>27122353
Going down on investments because of the companies shitty chip return and shortages. Then again, now I think about it, everyone is under chip shortage.

>> No.27122468

>>27121831
>drinking the liquid jew
ngmi

>> No.27122498

>>27122236
The Chicken Ranch in Nevada

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>>27121831
Sugar Rush, fill it to the top with Karmotrine.
Sold AMC @11 after buying at 17.

>> No.27122674

>>27122404
impossible

>> No.27122738

Lost $1200 betting on horses today and have a long position down $3000. Been a tough day boys.

>> No.27122756

Makers on the rocks while I watch my equity burn in front of my eyes. At least we ruffled the jews feathers a bit, right Lloyd?

>> No.27122803

>>27122231
>tfw sold all my AMD last week to get in early on GME
>only two stocks I've held

barkeep hit me with your finest shit, I earned it

>> No.27122875
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw
Praying for the better life for all of us.

>> No.27122940

>>27122231
Is it a good time to get in AMD fren?

>> No.27122970

>>27122756
I dunno who, but SOMEBODY'S pissed, thats clear as day. Maybe the real gains are the friends we make along the way?

>>27122738
Respect for the classics. Good taste in gambling anon.

>>27122803
Congrats anon.
I've got a 100 year bourbon for this exact sort of thing actually

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>>27121831
Ahhh yes, bartender, I’ll have a martini! I need to drink the sorrows of my doge losts.

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>>27122940

>> No.27123039

>>27122975
>sorrows
shut up faggot

>> No.27123040

>>27121831
I have 6 figs and it's not enough money. I finally understand 6 figs hell. I have enough that it's something but not enough to live more than a few years off of. I was happier when I was broke and didn't stand a chance. Now that I know it's possible to make it I'm restless and discontent

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>>27123039

>> No.27123122

>>27122591
Pfff... A bad touch... Hahaha!

>> No.27123123
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Hey bartender, any recommendations for a sweet drink that won't make me look like a faggot for drinking it?

>> No.27123187

>>27123123
why care? just drink what you want

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>>27121831
>too poor to make money with gains
>too poor to buy yugioh cards to lock away for years

>> No.27123241

>>27123109
Based

>> No.27123243
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>>27121831
Got shazamed out of 100 bucks in AMC and NOK.
Should have listened to you guys and never fell for the meme.

Any ideas about ETF's? Want to dump a few hundred in the S&P and emerging market.

>> No.27123293

>>27123187
Ok then recommend me a nice sweet drink tough guy ;)

>> No.27123459

>>27122591
You better get a screwdriver...

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Hit me with some tendies, 'Tender.

>> No.27123497

Turned $500 into $2500 in one week with GME. Been sitting on the sidelines since Tuesday. Threw the $2K into VIXY $20c 3/19. Hoping I didn’t miss the boat. I feel like there’s going to be a further dip in the market.

>> No.27123524

>>27122970
if this GME shit works out in the fairy tale way they're selling i'll get a good bourbon in your honor anon

what's your recommendation

>> No.27123551

>>27121831
Mix me up a hurricane and put ziggy stardust on the juke barjew

>> No.27123570

>>27123243
AMC should bounce back by Q2. NOK will welcome you back in 5 years with open arms. It's not all that bad.

>> No.27123596

>>27122994
Tbh what did you mean by this

>> No.27123620

>>27123293
1 oz grenadine
1.5 oz peppermint schnapps
2.5 oz heavy cream
Enjoy your liquid candy cane

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>>27122050
>locked inside home during 2020
>didnt figure out how to open trading account and fund it

You deserve it desu.
>>27122231
>AMD losing dollars has me worried
>amd near $100
>holding AMD expecting bigger gains
Kek.
>>27122738
>betting on horses
manly as fuck hope to do it one day.

Bartender give me another martini. GIN of course its shameful to have to spell it out but we have so many newfags I want to be clear.

>>27123494
>tendies
This is a /biz/ bar faggot get the fuck out and leave us alone. Tendies was our meme years ago but now its only used by reddit fags

>> No.27123652

>>27123243
Yeah google ETFs that follow the S&P 500 because you clearly have no balls and never will

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>>27121831
need a wtf op, thanks..

>> No.27123730

>>27123596
you figure it out because i have no fucking clue at this point

>>27123639
I bought the stock ages ago yea i should have sold. im just hoping it goes back up so im at a gain again.

>> No.27123751

>>27121831
Got a pathetic "promotion" at an under-average pay that I was excited about for months... real bummed actually, I'll take a Kahlua Milk bud.

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27123760

>no matter how much money I earn I'll still have a fractured vertebra
I know I'm much better off than people who are actually paralysed but the ache and pain never goes away, it's a shitty way to spend my early 20s

>> No.27123766

>>27121831
>/pol/ barkeep
shit we really are all here, huh?

>> No.27123796

>*walks over to jukebox plays "pumped up kicks - foster the people"*

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>>27123123
Hurricane the national drink of Louisiana. You can buy them in drive throughs here. Fair warning: they're potent

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>>27122875

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of dips, I will fear no short: for share art with me; thy equity and thy floats they comfort me. Thou preparest a squeeze before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with gain; my tendies runneth over

>> No.27123874

>>27123639
>>holding AMD expecting bigger gains
>Kek.
>what fucking idiot doesn't realize AMD's potential? hold for years

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>>27123639
kek
okay big guy

>> No.27123913

>>27122975
Shaken or stirred?
>>27123109
We also have a selection of fine Cuban and Honduran cigars if you like.

>>27123123
You'll get no judgement from me, but if you're looking for something normal I'd recommend a classic whiskey and coke. if you're looking to *mix* things up if got a couple of citrus cocktails I'd recommend. Though the other anon made an excellent recommendation as well I must say.

>>27123524
Geographically I enjoy Garrison Bros myself.
Hill country distillery in central Texas.
Their straight cask bourbon is simply exquisite if you can find a bottle, and its fairly affordable for a top shelf.
that said, one could never go wrong with a higher price point johnny walker in my personal opinion.

>>27123766
Happenings are in the air my friend.
we're all at the mercies of the tides of the times.

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>>27123760
You are going to make it.

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>>27121831
Poor me some gin in a warm coke
Feels cozy anon

>> No.27124058

I'm kinda getting some FOMO seeing Doge and other alts pump, but Doge has crashed 50% in one day
I know there's no need for me to take as much risks as I did in 2017, since I already have >$1m and can live off passive income from yield farming forever
Having more money would always be nice, but losing money makes it more difficult for me to recover from losses

>> No.27124065

>>27123913
>Hill country distillery in central Texas.
>Bourbon
>From texas
Shit threat shit barkeep

>> No.27124094

>>27123760
My asshole turns inside out when I shit and I have to push it back in when I'm done. Sometimes it falls out if I just walk around too much in one day.

>> No.27124355

>>27124094
wait wtf did you get raped or something?

>> No.27124527

>>27124065
I can source you if you like, but Bourbon isn't geographically defined like Scotch is.
Bourbon is just a %~51+ corn malt and a certain duration aged in a certain kind of barrel, though I can't recall it off the top of my head.
Texas legalized distilleries a couple years back and has been experiencing a boom in production since.
All Whisk(e)y though so I tend to not be too picky with labels myself.

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>>27124094

>> No.27124818

>>27124527
Bourbon is from Kentucky. I can go to the liquor store and buy tequila "distilled in the USA", and it's just as valid as texas bourbon. Which is why no non sellout distillery in Texas calls their swill bourbon. They call it texas whiskey.

t. Aficionado

>> No.27124836

>>27123913
>>27122970
Clawed back $900 on the horses my frens and BTC is starting to move my way.

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27124876

>BOOM BOOM CRASH

SEC
IRS

EVERYONE ON THE GROUND NOW
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK NOW
DONT MOVE!

>doge bork bork

OPEN FIRE!!!!!!

>> No.27124880

>>27124818
>>27124527

Granted you also think Johnnie (that's how it's spelled by the way faggot) Walker is anything special (try talisker) so I don't even know why I'm arguing with you

>> No.27125085

>>27123760
Fuck anon sorry to hear that. What treatments have you gone though?
>>27123848
Cringe. Go back.
>>27123890
If you're an OG tendie poster you're ok. If youre a redditor kys.

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>>27121831
What a delightfully cozy thread sirs
Don't mind if I stay in bed while I mingle

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i should really go to sleep, i have work in the morning

>> No.27125405

>>27124818
>>27124880
US ATF code on the identification of spirits:
27 CFR §5.22(b)(1)(i)
" “Bourbon whisky”, “rye whisky”, “wheat whisky”, “malt whisky”, or “rye malt whisky” is whisky produced at not exceeding 160° proof from a fermented mash of not less than 51 percent corn, rye, wheat, malted barley, or malted rye grain, respectively, and stored at not more than 125° proof in charred new oak containers; and also includes mixtures of such whiskies of the same type. "
further:
27 CFR §5.22(l)(1)
"(1) The whiskies of the types specified in paragraphs (b) (1), (4), (5), and (6) of this section are distinctive products of the United States and if produced in a foreign country shall be designated by the applicable designation prescribed in such paragraphs, together with the words “American type” or the words “produced (distilled, blended) in __”, the blank to be filled in with the name of the foreign country: Provided, That the word “bourbon” shall not be used to describe any whisky or whisky-based distilled spirits not produced in the United States. If whisky of any of these types is composed in part of whisky or whiskies produced in a foreign country there shall be stated, on the brand label, the percentage of such whisky and the country of origin thereof. "

That said, I will concede that the term "bourbon" has historical connections to Kentucky.
Fascinating history as well.

>>27125129
Stay as long as you like friend. Anything I can get you?

>>27125298
Sleep lad.
We'll be here in the morning.

>> No.27125422

>>27121831
Haven't been in a bar thread since those sad days long ago when /r9k/ was my main board, I guess make me something strong. I wasn't able to get in on any of the pumps this week, but I don't feel too bad about it since I've been holding 5 BTC for several months now and know where it's headed

>> No.27125469

>>27125405
I'll take an Unterberg if you have it on hand
Just ate a hearty meal

>> No.27125563

Not worried about GME's price, but I did bring a friend on board so we're going through it together. Also been going to Jiu Jitsu a bunch lately after falling off that wagon, feelsgoodbros. Hope you fellas are doing well.

>> No.27125733

>>27124355
Nope. Not even gay. Only 23, too...sigh. Maybe I pushed too hard as a kid, who knows. Can't remember. I started pelvic floor therapy but only went to one appointment and it was pretty humiliating, plus it's too far from where I live, I work full-time overnight in a warehouse and drive a shit box. Nothing brings me joy and I'd like to not have to live out the rest of my years on this earth but also don't want to just off myself.

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>>27124876
shut the fuck up you cucks.

Buy a drink or get the fuck out

>> No.27125768

>>27123760
God’s power is made perfect in weakness. Your reward will be much greater than ours if you give glory to God despite your suffering

>> No.27125770

>>27125422
Damn, missed out on the BTC surge myself.
Congrats on the gains anon.

>>27125469
The best part about dropping by is that we have everything

>>27125563
Its always easier when you've got someone else you're riding with. Glad to hear about the Jiu Jitsu, I've seen to many folks come and go who only cared about one thing to the exclusion of themselves. I always hate seeing guys do that to themselves.

>> No.27125809

>>27121831
It’s been a hard day. Hit me with an appletini.

>> No.27125832

>>27125733
bro... fix that chit. that definitely sounds like you can make it better. can't imagine what that's like though, I'm sorry to hear that anon.

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>>27123123
moscow mule, it's straight fucking sugar.

Scared money don't make money.

>> No.27125878

>>27125770
I don't think you missed out, from where we are now I can see us get another 4x easily. That's realistically about what you'd get if you got in on Gamestop

>> No.27126012

>>27124876
Gentlemen!
Can't say I've not been expecting you.
Any chance I could interest you in a drink?
Also while you're here:
have you ever noticed just how large the nose of your director is?

>>27125809
Right away my friend

>>27125878
Good to know. I'll have to keep that in mind for the next couple of days.

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>>27125760
BREAK BREAK BREAK
WE HAVE ARMED HOSTILES, POSSIBLE HOSTAGES
THIS IS INDIA ROMEO SIERRA HOW COPY?

5 BY 5 IRS GO AHEAD

HE BOUGHT GME AND SOLD PERMISSION TO ENGAGE?

AFFIRM

ROGER

IRS, FOX 2 ON THE WAY

>> No.27126053

>>27125770
Excellent
Also, I agree with this anon >>27125878
You have time yet to see some gains. You're actually better off getting into BTC now and in the coming months than people who got in in early January, I'd wager

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>>27126019
Thats it NO ONES LEAVING

>> No.27126149

>>27121831
sure why not, ill relax a bit.

Water for me thanks, not feeling great physically, got a cold or something. gotta stay hydrated.

How's everyone doing? Crazy week right?

>> No.27126160

>>27121831
feel annoyed that I missed the train again, had sold my btc last march and bought gme at 300. I'm not actually poor I just get too emotional with my investment.

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It has been an interesting week. I remember saying to myself when Gamestop was rising, "Why is gamestop at $80 a share?" And thought nothing of it until things started ramping up. I have sadly not been able to throw my hat into the ring as my direct savings account with RBC was deactivated due to inactivity. But it might be active on Monday so I can buy in on GME if I can get in before it takes off. I also opened an account with Questrade going forward so I can start doing some day trades and turn the money I have been sitting on into some usable capital.

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>>27121831
Made $100 on doge, my first experience with crypro or anything /biz/ really, I just hang out on /o/ mostly. If there is a next time I won't be so greedy, could have made enough for a clutch kit. All around it was some good fun, watching retards commit financial suicide has been a bit alarming tho.

>> No.27126208

>Take profits

I should really have paid attention to this. Business is the science of grift, if you see some shit getting shilled, get in in 10 minutes and sell immediately as you make a return or you will get dumped on

>> No.27126242

>>27125405
The ATF also thought it was a good idea to burn a bunch of kids at Waco.

>> No.27126322

Made 1000 buckarinos film doge, barkeep I'd like to buy a round of whisky shots for the heckin normaribos that made this all possible. American whisky not some bullshit european swamp water thank you.

>> No.27126383

>>27126162
Wouldn't it be too late to get in on Monday? Or are people speculating on the shorts that close next Friday?

>> No.27126470

>>27126079
>>27126019
GENTLEMEN!
TAKE IT OUTSIDE!

>>27126149
Got it coming straight away. Take care of yourself anon. Gains can be recovered, but your health is all you've got.

>>27126160
Easy to do, I'm the same way a lot of the time. Just make sure that you decide in advance that you're willing to lose what you risk. Its easier to detach yourself that way.

>>27126181
Its been quite something to watch hasn't it?
I've not made that much personally, but I'm satisfied losing money If it means I get to watch the show.

>>27126208
I'd be cautious aiming for profit on this particular surge though. To volatile for my tastes.
I know some people have managed it though, but its beyond me.

>> No.27126594

>>27124880
Hautain snob.

>> No.27126599

>>27126470
Thanks barkeep.

Idk, mostly been fucking around with meme stocks and crypto, primarily because im bored. dont really care if i lose out. shits just kinda been hard to give a fuck about lately. Ya know? That ever present demon known as modern ennui. Its got me held as tight as my diamond handed GME

>> No.27126625

>>27126383
The squeeze hasn't happened yet. There is still a lot of room to speculate,I would say for me, below 360 is safeish for a chump like me, I don't got a lot to work with, but I don't have a lot to loose either. But I am not gonna buy when it takes off. I will just wait for AMC at that point or just bitch out and go Nokia depending on what happens.

>> No.27126711

>>27126012
Thanks, good sir.

>> No.27126857

Schwab still wont cancel my GME sell order. I'm getting scared they're trying to fuck me and not let me hold

>> No.27126914

>>27126599
I think most of us have been fucking around with memestocks and crypto this week. Mostly for the same reasons. Everyone's feeling that same apathy I think. coming out of 2020 and with nothing looking like its gonna get any better I think a lot of folks are starting to lose hope slowly.
Don't give up though. Life's still not so bad when you really get down to it at the end of the day. Take a breath and relax for a while.
Let me know if you need anything.

>>27126711
Of course anon.
Kick your feet up and rest a while.

>> No.27127038

>>27126914
im gunna just play some path of exile while i let things play themselves out, thanks for the comfy thread barkeep, you're alright.

I will admit, despite our squabbles in the past, the boys at WSB aren't so bad. It's honestly kind of refreshing to see /biz/ and reddit working together.

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>>27121831
I want to buy some more of my favorite exploration companies but the assholes keep locking them down.

Also I ll have a double rum in coke with one rock.

>> No.27127205

>>27127038
nice
just bought some TenCent stock recently
first Chinese company stock I own

>> No.27127606

>>27127038
Sounds comfy.
I too have had a bit of a change of heart towards some of the redditors.
Their still mostly retarded faggots, but the WSB lads are lovably retarded faggots.

>>27127117
Sure thing.
May be best to just steer clear of most investing for the time being. What with clearing houses locking things, and limits being implemented, I'm fearful that we'll see some serious ripples in the pond. I wishing the absolute best of luck for you though.

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I want /pol/ out
I'm here to make money, not hear about your holocaust denial saturn 666 schizo babble.
The happy merchant memes were funny but at this point it has nothing to do with business/finance and you guys need to go back to /pol/.

.t Jewish

>> No.27127716

>>27127609
>oy vey, the goyim know!

>> No.27127804

>>27127606
its getting weird out there mate I dont know how much longer the markets can keep going with this insanity on its heels.

Also it was crazy, all the small scale gold and silver miners / explorers got pumped today (thanks PMG) but the lock outs are bonkers.

>> No.27127831

>>27127606
I've generally grown to like them, they're good lads, if a bit reddit special, that said, we have the chan-tism, so i can't really hold that against them. I see myself fighting alongside them in the future for sure.

Also its immensely comfy, just casually endgame mapping and checking in here. nice way to spend a friday night.

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>>27127038
I can agree that WSB was right, hopefully all the new people don't cause a brain drain. I will still stick with /biz/, but I will be keeping tabs on them. It still was cringe having them make memes with AOC as she is a controlled retard as far as I am concerned.
>‘a bullshit way to make money’
>‘Conceptually right, you’re basically betting a company will fail’
AOC is right at face value, but her reasons for dogpilling in are stupid.

>> No.27127866

>>27121831
I sold all my UNI for Statera and now I have 35k STA for no reason. I dont know if I fucked up or not

>> No.27127976

>>27127863
Yeah not sure what thats about. As far as brain drain goes, i think a lot of normies and newblood will filter in, try to figure out how to get a piece of the action and then leave. A few will stick around and try to better themselves and understand the game, and that's fine. Just hoping this madness doesn't go on too long so that we're inundated with it.

>> No.27128113
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27128113

>>27127609
Not esoteric enough for my taste.
That said, if you cannot tell that politics, finance, and culture are all inseparably linked I cannot help you.
also, we don't serve your kind here.

>>27127804
Yeah I have absolutely no idea what's going on right now. All I know is that it makes for some comfy times watching.
I do hope all of my fellow anons stay safe out there though. Its getting cutthroat.

>>27127831
Same here really.
Its like having a younger brother in a way.
Bit slow on the uptake, annoying as all hell, and rarely do they do what you want them to do, but you can never really bring yourself to dislike them.
Worth mentioning that its not all of reddit, but a bit here and there I've grown to be alright with.

>>27127866
Can't really help you there, though one of these other anons might.
I'm just filling in to help with the rush of traffic we've got this week.

>> No.27128164

My local hole in the all mexican place with the fat ass chicken wings might be done for good due to covid and their store flooding.

what drinks help with this feel?

>> No.27128180

thanks for doing this b, you're doing a great job as a bartender

>> No.27128183

>>27128164
Absinthe and nyquil

>> No.27128227

>>27128164
Tequila

>> No.27128254

will ethereum dump, i threw in 5k at 1340

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27128332

>>27121831
thank you based bartender

one pint pls

>> No.27128336

I'm severely autistic and dirt poor and want to stop being a fucking neet faggot and be able to afford my textbooks for uni and eventually become self-sufficient so I can move out of home. I've spent all day on /biz/ trying to decipher all the jargon and I can't get my fucking head around any of it.

Am I too retarded to into stonks and crypto?

Also I got $10 in BTC and $2.50 in Dogecoin earlier today and now they're at $10.18 and $2.27 respectively. What the fuck do I do from here?

Please just help I feel like I should be smart enough to do well at this shit but I just don't know where to start.

>> No.27128396

>>27127866
>>27128113
Well i got dubs and a green id so maybe its a sign that im doing something right. I just wanna pay for a downpayment on a house because im planning on having a kid soon. In the meantime ill take a mai tai.

>> No.27128416

>>27128336
Also can I get a double rum and coke thanks

>> No.27128447

>>27128336
calm down faggot and lurk moar
sounds like you are young, don't be too impatient to figure everything out

>> No.27128466

>>27128336
keep what you have, lurk. Learn.

IF you seriously want to do well here, spend time absorbing the knowledge and invest within your means, money can be won or lost at a moments notice, accruing wealth takes time.

Be patient. This is not a fast game, the shit we're going through right now is not the norm.

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27128633

>>27121831

do you have any dwarven stout?

>> No.27128694

>a thread died for this

>> No.27128743

She’s rallying lads! Barkeep shots for me and my Frens.

>> No.27128781

>>27128180
Everybody deserves a break, and its been a wild ride of a week.
Glad to be of service.

>>27128183
I'm not one for swearing, but careful with that. Been knocked on my ass with that before.

>>27128332
Sure thing

>>27128396
Oh dang, are you already expecting a kiddo or is it just on the horizon? You're gearing up for a huge change of pace then huh?

>>27128416
Right away

>>27128336
Relax friend.
First step to learning anything is to calm down and to not panic or get overwhelmed.
Take a breath, and relax first of all. Then remember 2 things:
1) Specific questions will always get you better information than general ones
2) Listen more than you speak.
Do that and you'll be well on your way.

>>27128633
We've got everything anon.
We pride ourselves on that.

>> No.27128794

>>27127038
idk anon. I can't trust anyone who chooses to communicate on a manufactured upvote-based system. The more I think about it, the more impossible it seems that they haven't been astroturfed in some way and that this whole short squeeze ordeal is just us being used as fodder in some wall street civil war.

>> No.27128810

>>27128336
> I feel like I should be smart enough to do well at this shit but I just don't know where to start
you're on the right track
just continue observing and participating in markets as you are able (don't overextend yourself like a complete degen) and you will learn as you go
you will learn more by experience more than you could from other people
on occasion there are real gems of advice here on /biz/ and elsewhere, but for the most part your own experience will be most invaluable
just be patient and persistent, you'll most likely improve your situation with perseverance

>> No.27128850

>>27127609
this is a comfy thread. gtfo kike.

>> No.27128871

>>27126470
I'm just gonna go back to making furry art. Nothing in crypto works properly, none of the people are sincere it's a ponzi scheme through and through. Maybe, one day in the distant future one of my coins will spontaneously be worth something.

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>>27128416
On the bundys mate? We don’t need any trouble around here.

>> No.27128910

>>27128871
. . . based?

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27128940

i lost a fuck ton because i didn't think they'd shut it down on thursday. i'm still up my cost basis but i've never lost 6 figures before....

i don't have anyone to tell about this haha

>> No.27128943

Ahahahahahahaha, if you don’t know how to get cash with overall volume on crypto just forget your account and fuck off from this topic

Cmon, I am too good to believe in this trash, that’s why I will hold my Base on uniswap and go in cascade for amazing rewards with passive rewards

>> No.27128973

>>27128871
DESU if i could draw worth a shit id do those fucking 5k futa vore scat mlp slannesh commissions

>> No.27129135

>>27128940
Yesterday during the Elon rally I made $250k on a 30x and had no one to tell. I don’t even know how I’d explain it to people.

>> No.27129139

>>27128743
Straight away!
If it hits 37K I ring up a round on the house for everyone.

>>27128871
Not quite sure how to advise on that one friend.
Best of luck I suppose?
>>27128973
This though...I know its lucrative but C'mon now

>>27128940
Ouch,that one must sting.
First drink is on the house
What have you got it in.

>> No.27129140

>>27128781
I live with my folks while we save up, and since we're planning on buying a house next year they want a grandkid before we leave. I'm excited for it, of course. A little extra capital never hurt anyone.

>> No.27129163
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27129163

>>27128781
I think I developed an eye twitch from non-stop vaping this week and not really sleeping. I made $20K and change from doge fucking coin I don't what I'm doing.

If the malarkey is not in play I'm going to split it between GME on monday and already bought $10K of ADA.

I think i should just give it to my parents so they can pay their mortgage. 70 years old and stuck in it for another 22 years

>> No.27129248

>>27129140
Bit weird your folks pushing you to root 6 inches of plasterboard away.

>> No.27129279
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27129279

>>27129139
Anon

5 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A DRAWING YOU CAN MAKE AND UPLOAD IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME

think about it

>> No.27129409

Barkeep, give it to me straight. Is Kraken really a tranny drink?

>> No.27129430

>>27129248
Oh, shouldve mentioned that I'm planning on moving across the country. And yes its weird to think about them egging us on about it

>> No.27129498

>>27122970
>Maybe the real gains are the friends we make along the way?
Uh sorry barkeep, don't think you're using that right - makes too much sense.

Please don't spit in my gasoline neat... my subtle palette can discern even a slight reduction in octane.

>> No.27129541

>>27129163
Pay off your parents mortgage mate. It’s basically a down payment anyway.

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>>27129139
idiotic jan 29 otm calls. euphoria hit me on wed and i decided to hold

>>27129135
it's such a unique situation anon isn't it. it feels amazing and yet it changes your entire life. for better ofc but it changes you....

>> No.27129803

>>27129140
Like the other anon said, I'd imagine that could get awkward at times.
Still not as bad in the old days when everyone slept in the same room I suppose though.
Congratulations in advance though!

>>27129163
Take care of yourself anon.
Pushing yourself to become a nervous wreck is no good.
Get some sleep. Tomorrow is Saturday. Take a bit of rest.
And if you can pay off your parents mortgage do that.

>>27129279
I mean yeah its a lot of money but still...
I'd just feel wrong in my book at least. I dunno what do the rest of you think?

>>27129409
I've never thought of it as such.
But I also make it a point to not judge based on what someone drinks.
Take that as you will.

>>27129498
Sure thing.
We've got a 2/1 running on high octane today.
you want two or just the one?

>> No.27129825

>>27129766
It's a $300,000 lesson I paid for regardless. I've learned more these few months trading these meme stocks than I have in my 4 years of university. Well worth the lesson compared to a worthless degree

>> No.27129920
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27129920

Good morning bros
Stressful week, another important one coming
Hold tight and have a smoke, anyone?

>> No.27129938

>>27129825
Happens to the best of us.
At least you're not out billions like some people right now.
Let me know if there's anything I can get you.

>> No.27130021

>>27129766
I’m decent wallet but no way a whale. I made money in doge. Thought I saw something in the charts so yolo’d a 30x. Literally 15 minutes later Elon tweets.

>> No.27130095

I'm likely to break even on GME and maybe AMC, who the fuck knows anymore. I'm currently posting a loss on doge because I got in late due to work.

In the end, I haven't lost much that I wouldn't have made a chaos skeb on anyway, but even if nothing happens on monday, it's been a fun experience. The dopamine rush was enough for me.

Bartendie, some more amaretto, please.

>> No.27130122

>>27122468
Hello /fit/izen, I am sorry to infor you that this is a no homo bar so I will have to ask you to leave the premises.

>> No.27130157

>>27129803
Make it a double good chap. And in honor of your based bar stewardship and patrician tastes (>>27128113), I present perhaps the most exciting thing to happen today for anyone that may have missed it:

>>27031488

>> No.27130289

>>27121831
Jack on the Rocks please, barkeep.
How are you doing this evening?

>> No.27130443

>>27128447
21 yeah. I'm trying to be patient but it annoys me that it feels like there's no actual starting point. If it were easy and there was a defined starter's guide then every retard would be trading stocks and buying crypto, but I just need someone to hold my hand through this first stage.

>>27128466
>>27128781
>>27128810
thanks frens

>>27128907
Nah mate no trouble

>> No.27130477

>>27130021
smart play.
when did you manage to buy in and cash out?

>>27130095
coming right up.
I've talked to a lot of people who feel like that I think. lots of people saying that they're content with not making gains or even losing since they've had so much fun.
strange times we're in it seems.

>>27130157
Straight away
Glad to see another man with a taste for the truely esoteric. Reddit's made them harder to find these days. And that get is simply magnificent. Disappointed I missed it.

>>27130289
Doing well.
Down a bit overall on the day, but I suspect that I'm not alone in that regard. Don't really have enough skin in the game to grip anyways.
I've had fun watching so I can't complain.
Here you are anon.

>> No.27130614

>>27123913
>Happenings are in the air my friend.
>we're all at the mercies of the tides of the times.
It's beautiful.

>> No.27130682

>>27130443
>just need someone to hold my hand through this first stage.
I’m guessing you have fuck all wallet. Keep track of what is constantly threaded on biz. Get a feel if the conversation is organic or pajeet PnD. You want things past ICO and since had a correction. Then buy. Make your 2-3x then sell and repeat. It’s not 100% but if you can do this you can build a wallet. Then you can start yolo’ing on uniswap shit or ICOs and making lomg term bets like avax.

>> No.27130877

>>27130477
In at 33k out right on 38k.

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27130934

Alright last call gentlemen.
You're welcome to stick around on the porch for as long as you like, but I'm going to have to close down the bar for the night.
I'll be in town for another little while at least, so feel free to drop by again if you need to take a break.
Good night, sleep well, may your gains be great, and may our paths cross again.
Godspeed gents.

>> No.27130979

>>27130934
It has been fun, barkeep.
Have a great rest of your night.

>> No.27131132

>>27130934
quality bread

>> No.27131549
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27131549

So boys, I am in. It seems that my RBC Investor account got reactivated on the weekend, so I can trade on Monday. And it doesn't look like they got restrictions on GME, so I am good to go for Monday. I am gonna go sleep and plan for my exit strat. I ain't gonna hold forever. I just want a good starting cash injection for my investments. Worst case, I loose a few hundred and try again, but the gains are too much.

>> No.27131653

>>27131549
You won’t win entering GME on Monday. You’re too late.