BAO BAO BAO

[Anonymous No.27111973]

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
BAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
WE HIT 8

[Anonymous No.27112100]

>>27111973
Wasn't expecting to see Mallow. Nice, SMRPG kicks ass.

[Anonymous No.27112279]

Oh God, what have you done!?

Best $70 SNES game my mom ever bought me from a Hills department store...

Where can I buy some?

[Anonymous No.27112418]

This is one way

[Anonymous No.27112440]

>>27111973
thank fuck i converted rubic to this shit.

[Anonymous No.27112530]

>>27111973
WTF WAS THAT AHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IP!

[Anonymous No.27112533]

wagmi

[Anonymous No.27112676]

rip me, sold half my bao stack this morning, still got my other 2 mil farming tho at least

[Anonymous No.27112830]

Still pumping

[Anonymous No.27112955]

>>27112100
Checked and Super Mario RPG is one of my favorite and arguably best games of all time, at least in the console RPG genre.

[Anonymous No.27112958]

>>27112830
Shieeettt
Hope we hit 001 tonight

[Anonymous No.27113229]

>>27112958
That would be something ! We would build a new support around 85 if so

[Anonymous No.27113292]

Doesn't matter, still holding

[Anonymous No.27113305]

This lil dumplin is gonna make us rich as all get out

[Anonymous No.27113382]

10 cents yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.27113841]

"The power of synths isn't in tracking stocks or things that already exist (that's what most people think and its boring). Really if you want a stock you can go buy a tokenized stock.

Whats cool is the power of synths to make financial markets that don't exist today. Like tying a price to the unemployment report, that people can buy and sell.

Because then you can imagine a world here you could predict accurate data through data markets better than any analyst, or a world where people's compensation can be tied to other events. Imagine if politicians started getting paid in synths that represented inverse-unemployment numbers, their regions GDP, and a happiness index of their region. They'd be pretty motivated to solve those problems stuck_out_tongue

People think of synths as just making synthetic versions of what already exist. That's a market worth billions.

But with blockchain tech, what is more interest is making markets that couldn't already exist. That's a market worth trillions."

We're all so fucking early and going to make it, just because people can't take 3 minutes to read the white paper and understand what BAO is going to become.

Cheers! To my fellow future Baollionares. If you're farming right now, just know you will 100% make it.

[Anonymous No.27113947]

>>27113841
fucking based

[Anonymous No.27114016]

Let’s fucking gooooooo!

[Anonymous No.27114045]

>>27113841
Holy based. This needs to be copy pasta -- if I wasn't already balls deep id buy more just because of this perspective. I keep getting more and more excited

[Anonymous No.27114102]

my little bao doin sumin'

[Anonymous No.27114284]

come all ye faithful

[Anonymous No.27114353]

>>27112530
That's a cute BAO.

[Anonymous No.27114739]

I think I'm too late.

[Anonymous No.27114834]

>>27111973
Is it worth migrating from the BAO-ETH UNI farming pool to the SUSHI one? Not sure if UNI is still getting 32x APY like the website says.

[Anonymous No.27115045]

>>27114739
There might be another dip after this but we could also go straight to $0.0015, buy at your own risk anon.

[Anonymous No.27115149]

>>27114834
yes, it is roughly 210% faster gains, particularly worth if you have a stack pending harvest as unstaking will autoharvest
t. switched over last night

[Anonymous No.27115230]

>>27115045
I definitely don't have enough on me to really farm, nor enough to buy BAO in a large amount. I could wait for a dip, but this seems on the up.

[Anonymous No.27115268]

>>27115149
fwiw I have 1m staked for 2.2/second in bao party w/ sushi lp

[Anonymous No.27115343]

>>27114834
Yup. BAO wants you to use sushi

[Anonymous No.27115438]

My bao is going to the moon

[Anonymous No.27115441]

>>27111973
Getting antshare vibes

[Anonymous No.27115583]

COME ON, BREAK THROUGH $0.001 THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.27115782]

just bought 9mil bao, am i going to make it?

[Anonymous No.27115870]

should i be farming this? Worried the mooning process will completely devalue profits.

[Anonymous No.27115932]

Sold half, been through too many PnD coins to not take profit

[Anonymous No.27116002]

>>27115782
stake it through sushi and YWMI

[Anonymous No.27116132]

>>27116002
i dont know what that means, can i just hold

[Anonymous No.27116215]

>>27111973
20m BAO checking in. Selling this garbage in a couple days after it 5x. Easy fucking money.

[Anonymous No.27116317]

>>27115343
>>27115149
I'm retarded, I unstaked my UNI-v2 tokens, can I swap them directly for a SUSHI liquidity pair, or do I have to unpair them through UNI and then re-pair through SUSHI?

[Anonymous No.27116335]

>>27116215
how is it garbage stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.27116433]

>>27116132
Nope. If you wanna see actual returns, you need to stake it or farm.

[Anonymous No.27116459]

How to cook Bao
no poorfags allowed
https://chainwave.substack.com/p/farming-bao-token

[Anonymous No.27116474]

Where do I buy it and what price should I look for?

[Anonymous No.27116531]

>>27116317
Sushi has a uni LP migration tool on their site. I've never used it before, but see if it'll concert the tokens for you.

[Anonymous No.27116617]

>>27116317
that's it exactly, unpair through uni, restake through sushi, then restake in bao party

[Anonymous No.27116684]

>>27116433
what kind of returns? damn it i bought some bullshit token that requires work, gonna sell, aint got time to fucking "farm"

[Anonymous No.27116718]

>>27116474
https://www.bao.finance/
bottom of page links to uniswap

[Anonymous No.27116754]

>>27116531
I'm new to sushi as well, can you please link to the migration tool?

[Anonymous No.27116833]

>>27116684
Could depend on how this heads, it could be going for a dip, it could very well be going all the way up. You need to get in early with these things.
>damn it i bought some bullshit token that
requires work
Welcome to DeFi.

[Anonymous No.27116869]

>>27116433
That's only if you're holding long-term.

If you're only holding for a couple days or weeks no point.

[Anonymous No.27116908]

>>27116869
Why would you hold this long term?

[Anonymous No.27116915]

>it's dumping again
0.001 DENIED, WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT BACK TO 0.0005

[Anonymous No.27116994]

Bad time to buy?

[Anonymous No.27117017]

DROP YOUR RANKS BAO BROS

[Anonymous No.27117036]

>>27116908
Because you're staking you goddamn retard?

[Anonymous No.27117104]

>>27116531
Worked like a charm, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.27117176]

>>27117036
Anon has no fucking idea what he's doing, he bought a fucking coin that he didn't do any research in, I'm talking about looking at BAO as a whole.

[Anonymous No.27117241]

IF YOU DONT KNOW BAO

BAO ALWAYS DIPS REAL LOW BEFORE SHOOTING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.27117256]

>>27112418
Wow, shills should honestly take note of this. I threw $100 at it. Better than the Texas 2 step I guess.

[Anonymous No.27117274]

>>27116754
https://lite.sushiswap.fi/#/migrate

[Anonymous No.27117280]

>>27116833
this isn't early?

[Anonymous No.27117353]

>>27117280
If this increases enough, it might not be. Depends what you're banking on, the price going up or the potential of the project.

[Anonymous No.27117392]

This is another scam like Dogecoin

[Anonymous No.27117467]

>>27117392
No, dogecoin has no applicability to it, and is just a meme. I know you found /biz/ two days ago, but lurk and DYOR.

[Anonymous No.27117495]

>>27117392
there has been daily thread for a while now

t. newfag

[Anonymous No.27117500]

>>27115230
The more people that move to it the lower the APY, and the uniswap pool is getting increased as well

[Anonymous No.27117534]

>>27117467
Sorry but no one is going to fall for your new memecoin

[Anonymous No.27117568]

IM FINANCIALLY RUINEDD

[Anonymous No.27117582]

>>27117534
Again, this isn't a memecoin. DYOR, you can easily look it up.

[Anonymous No.27117584]

>>27117392
>0.01c bao
based

[Anonymous No.27117717]

>>27117534
>t. doesn't know what a whitepaper is

[Anonymous No.27117755]

>>27117582
>>27117584
>>27117717
memecoin shills super mad

[Anonymous No.27117949]

>>27117582
It may not be a memecoin, but what is its chance of success?

So many non-meme coins that are "real" projects have crashed and burned

[Anonymous No.27118022]

>>27117755
dont care. ive 5x my money. have fun paying for my bags later

catch ya on the flip side wagie

[Anonymous No.27118085]

>>27117949
really high. you guys don't get it yet since you're such newfaggots but bao is a partner of sushiswap. dyor

[Anonymous No.27118137]

>>27117274
thank you baofriend wagmi

[Anonymous No.27118177]

>>27118085
Wasn't sushi outright bailed out though?

[Anonymous No.27118178]

>>27117534
>t. up literally 30x even after the dupand farm more daily than you can afford right now
Best of luck little buddy

[Anonymous No.27118274]

>>27117755
genuinely i don't know what is wrong with you people. this coin was introduced here in january, at .0001 and all you've had to do is read the docs and visit the discord. i'm up 7x today and not going to sell until 1 cent, at which point i will be a millionaire. you people cannot be saved

[Anonymous No.27118292]

where can i buy

[Anonymous No.27118307]

>>27118022
>>27118178
and the shills admit bao is a scam

[Anonymous No.27118488]

>>27117017
Im pilot and i get all the bitches

[Anonymous No.27118596]

>>27118307
>and the shills admit bao is a scam

[Anonymous No.27118634]

>>27118307
>admit
English not your strong suit in new delhi?

[Anonymous No.27118641]

Kraken or Binance?

[Anonymous No.27118708]

This shit is literally a fucking scam. Bought the peak, lost 4k, and now when I try to fucking set up my farm, the site crashes and makes me repay the fucking fees because it's a buggy piece of shit.

Fuck this scumbag retard piece of shit hack and fuck this worthless shitcoin

[Anonymous No.27118715]

>>27112676
I sold my million BAO yesterday but I’m buying back in. Was a liquidity issue. BAO is the comfiest hold ever.

[Anonymous No.27118766]

lmao.
that’s top you could participate in?
Illiterate mid-wit confirmed.
Run along and “fuck your girl”
Don’t make me to kick you off from this /biz/ thread
Wanna make rewards - use your fucking brain and go for base
That’s all I can tell u

[Anonymous No.27118783]

I literally had to fucking unlock my wallet like four times now and pay the fee to connect it.

Now half the time I get a bad gateway error.

Stay the fuck away from this shitcoin. Learn from my mistakes.

[Anonymous No.27118898]

Can someone explain to me, how is the price of BAO meant to be sustained? You have thousands of people farming at ridiculous APY, once a large portion begin to harvest and accumulate bao in their wallets, they all start dumping on you, then what?

[Anonymous No.27118945]

>>27118898
Yes, it's a scam. Stay away. I thought the bubble would at least last a few days but it's already burst.

[Anonymous No.27119013]

>>27118898
if you farm your bao is locked for 3 years, to prevent dumping

[Anonymous No.27119041]

>>27119013
>People dump anyway and your bao will stay locked and worthless

[Anonymous No.27119061]

>>27118783
>I literally had to fucking unlock my wallet like four times now and pay the fee to connect it.
>Now half the time I get a bad gateway error.
A "bad gateway" doesnt make you repay gas to enter a smartcontract agreement you low gwei retard gorilla nigger

[Anonymous No.27119159]

>>27118783
lol go away noob. may you serve as a way to keep other low IQ people out

[Anonymous No.27119291]

>>27119041
Not if the project is used on sushiswap for it's intended purpose you colossal retard. farming is just for the distribution phase. you guys are too dumb to do it it's fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.27119308]

>>27118898

[Anonymous No.27119380]

>>27119308
get that shit out of here don't spoonfeed these idiots. we don't need biz they will just dilute our supply

[Anonymous No.27119411]

>>27119013
>>27118898
Also BAO is burned within synths are minted. So if BAO is used as designed, it will balance out.

[Anonymous No.27119446]

>>27119308
yep, i am literally too retarded to understand what this image means.

[Anonymous No.27119522]

Dogshit worthless fucking site makes me pay the fucking fees multiple times, literally forces me to repay to connect wallet every refresh then the fucking shitty site crashes and I can't withdraw my ETH or my BAO

FUCK THIS RETARDED DEVELOPER. HIS APP SHOULD BE IN FUCKING PRISON FOR THIS FUCKING SCAM. FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.27119591]

>>27119061
LITERALLY EVERY TIME I REFRESH THE FUCKING PAGE IT ASKS ME TO CONNECT MY WALLET AND THEN MAKES ME PAY THE FEE AND THEN IT FUCKING STALLS. LAST TIME IT STALLED WHILE IT WAS FINISHING THE TRANSACTION AND NOW MY SHIT IS STUCK THERE

I LOST LIKE FUCKING 10K FROM THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS ASSHOLE

[Anonymous No.27119640]

>>27119591
Lel proof?

[Anonymous No.27119643]

>>27119522

>>27119061

[Anonymous No.27119797]

>>27119061
I have literally 1.5 ETH in my metamask you fucking retard shill.

Every time I refresh the page asks me to unlock my wallet, THAT IS IF IT DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE BAD GATEWAY LIKE IT DOES 90% OF THE TIME.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY YOU SCAMMING BASTARD

[Anonymous No.27119814]

>>27119640
he's lying. the website and cloudflare sucking have nothing to do with the smart contract and transactions going through. the status of his wallet is his own doing

[Anonymous No.27119885]

>>27119797
haha you have room temp IQ. you don't know how metamask works, this project is too advanced for you. go invest in stocks

[Anonymous No.27119902]

are these two the sushipools for best returns?
Sorry i'm new to this and dont completely understand
i currently have my Bao in uni pool bao/eth

[Anonymous No.27119926]

>>27112533
are you retarded? what the fuck is even the point of censoring that? especially with ur tiny little stack lmao.

[Anonymous No.27119960]

OK IT FINALLY LOADED, MY BAO AND ETH ARE STILL THERE BUT FUCK KNOWS HOW MUCH I PAID IN REPEAT FEES. I AM GETTING OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT SCAM AS SOON AS I GET A 2X. FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCK HIS BRAINDEAD INFLATIONARY 17 QUADRILLION PERCENT RETURN (WHICH TOTAL WON'T LEAD TO INFLATION XD) RETARD TIER UNDERSTANDING OF ECONOMICS!

[Anonymous No.27120114]

HOLY SHIT CHECK THE DISCORD
BAOMAN JUST BURNED 1.6 MILLION USD WORTH OF BAO

[Anonymous No.27120148]

HOLY SHIT ANON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.27120176]

>>27120114
oh we pumpin

my lil bao stock doin sum

[Anonymous No.27120180]

>>27120114
FUCK HE BURNED MY BAO NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27120214]

>>27119960
Yea you might want to stay out of crypto if you are this retarded

[Anonymous No.27120308]

>>27120114
wait was that the pump
or hes doing it now?

[Anonymous No.27120352]

>>27120308
he announced it literal seconds ago.

[Anonymous No.27120365]

>TOKEN BURNED

BASED

[Anonymous No.27120368]

>>27120308
he just did it

[Anonymous No.27120396]

>>27118766
based incoherent shillbot

[Anonymous No.27120439]

>>27118715
Buying at the ATH is about as smart as selling at the bottom. I did the first, I am not planning on doing the 2nd

[Anonymous No.27120502]

>>27120365
THE BAOMAN COMETH

[Anonymous No.27120522]

>>27119591
anon, if you're honest with us we can help you: is this your first week using metamask?

[Anonymous No.27120527]

>>27120308
He just did it. Transaction. 10 minutes ago. We pumping AGAIN NIGGAS.

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd85f3be822c0d64c9f20e97330d61d641ce5e26b430c02e7c6288d7cad4bce4d

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd85f3be822c0d64c9f20e97330d61d641ce5e26b430c02e7c6288d7cad4bce4d

[Anonymous No.27120611]

BASED BAOMAN JUST BURNT 2BILLION BAO THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.27120647]

>>27120365
we literally don't deserve him bros. he's too pure for this clown world

[Anonymous No.27120672]

>>27120522
Yes. I don't use metamask but needed to install it to buy some fucking shitcoins. I made about 80k in crypto over the past year but I don't mess with the shitcoins until recently

[Anonymous No.27120817]

>>27112418
Fuck exorbitant gas fees. I'd actually bother if I could afford the fees

[Anonymous No.27120913]

>>27120522
>>27120672
Honestly though even with a decently large stack, these gas fees are FUCKING ABSURD. It's like you constantly need to have your account topped off to afford the fucking $50 gas fee every time you bat an eye. I send my entire sum out then I need to fund withdraw more ETH from my account just for the fucking gas fee

Crypto is never going to take off if it has all this obfuscated anti-consumer bullshit that it currently has. Absurdly high fees, long transfer times, losing everything if you send to the wrong address. It's an absolute fucking joke. No wonder everyone in crypto is making money because it's like no normie is ever going to bother with this autistic retarded shit where you constantly have to look shit up because it's not intuitive at all. It's literally all designed for programmer INTP autists.

[Anonymous No.27120970]

he actually did it the absolute madman

[Anonymous No.27121007]

>>27119902
go to the bottom of the website, click the discord link, then go to the help and faq channel, start reading

[Anonymous No.27121118]

>>27120913
>Absurdly high fees
Have at least 0.5 ETH in your wallet at all times and liquidate after you've given a shitcoin a few months to perform

>long transfer times
Nigga it's is instant

>losing everything if you send to the wrong address
With all due respect if you are retarded enough to do this, you should NOT invest in crypto or anything else

>It's an absolute fucking joke
Really, so crypto is the joke, and not your seething at your own inability?

[Anonymous No.27121145]

OH MY GOSH I MADE $10 WORTH OF BAO!!

IT ONLY TOOK ME 15K WORTH OF BAO, 15K WORTH OF ETH AND $500 IN GAS FEES!!

THIS IS HECKIN' AMAZEBALLS!!

Anyone who bought this shit unironically is retarded

[Anonymous No.27121170]

>>27120970
The founder of the project just burnt $1.6 million USD, for the sake of the project. lmfao.

[Anonymous No.27121222]

>>27121170
gmi

[Anonymous No.27121235]

COMFY FARMING BAO

idc about the 3 year lock, the dev just said he burned 1.6mil worth of BAO, here is the tx to prove it. This is insanely bullish.

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xd85f3be822c0d64c9f20e97330d61d641ce5e26b430c02e7c6288d7cad4bce4d

[Vitalij_K No.27121256]

this topic smells like curry, someone opens a window pls

>still they try to shill you shitty reflink to trash shit

LMAO someone even try to provide staking systems.

You should understand one thing, I have already used PoolzFinance and their NFT for income, I wouldn’t believe in your shit

[Anonymous No.27121283]

>>27121118
That's not convenient at all and the fees are still extremely high regardless.

It's far from instant, transfers take at least five minutes, and with some sites it takes 30+.

Nothing about it is intuitive, besides like the normie exchanges that act like a normal bank. Normies can't even figure out how to get BTC, you think they can figure out BAO or shit like RSR?

[Anonymous No.27121353]

>>27120913
Your gripes are all well-placed. Hopefully L2 solutions make these awful gas fees less of an issue sooner rather than later. I tend to think optimistically about the barriers to entry - gives us autists more time to accumulate before someone inevitably comes along and makes all of this stuff simple and straightforward. Could be a while, though. Even the big normie-focused endeavors like coinbase, etc. suffer from bad UI and unintuitive features. Lot of money to be made for frontend developers who are willing to step up to the plate. Anyway, looks like you figured out the metamask stuff. It gets easier. I don't even see the gas fees or the code anymore; all I see is blonde, brunette, redhead. Simple as

[Anonymous No.27121358]

>>27121145
you're destined to fail at this just go back

[Anonymous No.27121395]

>>27121145
You already make gas fees back within a week...I already made more than enough to cover all my gas fees plus like $200 extra from my first harvest.

Pretty much everyone in the community has unanimously covered their gas fees back in no-time. That's actually where the major sell pressure comes from since people insta-sell gas fees costs to let the rest ride. Bust most of us are holding or re-staking.

[Anonymous No.27121460]

>>27121283
>you think they can figure out BAO or shit like RSR?
normies aren't supposed to figure it out, it's an alpha stage project and you're an early investor. L2 and ETH2 solve the shit you're bitching about which is why the price will increase later. fuck off

[Anonymous No.27121510]

>>27121395
Why does my BAO say only 9k when I put 9m in there?

[Anonymous No.27121556]

>>27121256
They're officially partnered with Sushiswap and being marketed by them via high ROI incentive on the Onsen pools.

https://forum.sushiswapclassic.org/t/sushi-x-bao-partnership/1834

But feel free to keep thinking what you'd like. The project was shilled here since it was 0.0001 and it's been nothing but stable growth since.

[Anonymous No.27121627]

>>27121510
>>27121395
Wait aren't you supposed to use the BAO-ETH UNIV2 tokens for higher returns?

I'm not sure if my shit is working right, but I've earned about $5 and it's only been running for about an hour. But my locked BAO is only 9k

[Anonymous No.27121670]

anons what should i make with my bao? all the buttons look great

[Anonymous No.27121684]

>>27121510
Are you talking about the LP token? Your BAO is fine. Use apy.vision to see your pool balances.

[Anonymous No.27122773]

>>27113841
saw this as a screenshot on another thread and convinced me to consider investing. Im at least going to do some more research. Thanks for the info.

[Anonymous No.27122800]

why the fuck did i farm the UNI pool instead of sushi pool. Is it worth it to switch over rn

[Anonymous No.27122817]

>>27111973
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27123552]

FUCk you op I was not falling for this shitcoin and then you had to post a fucking SMRPG meme. Looks like I’m in

[Anonymous No.27123623]

What the fuck are these and how do they earn such insanely high APY even compared to sushi?

How is this sustainable at all?

[Anonymous No.27124747]

>>27123623
https://docs.bao.finance/

[Anonymous No.27125124]

>>27124747
I'm not fucking reading, just spoonfeed me.

[Anonymous No.27125384]

Just a humble farmer tending to my BAO.

[Anonymous No.27125447]

>>27117017
Engineer reporting in!

[Anonymous No.27125477]

1 bao = 1 $

[Anonymous No.27125662]

>>27111973
Bao is bae

[Anonymous No.27125714]

>>27116215
Post bag or shut the fuck up faggot. And not just a fake screen shot from coinmarketcap. Actual wallet transactions.
I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.27126432]

>>27118708
Ask for help in the bao discord. People there are quite helpful.