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Is being an Amazon warehouse worker a chill job? Can I do it while high? Can I mack on the qts? Is it easy to steal stuff?

>> No.27105428

>>27105233
>Chill
No
>High
Yes
>Mack
Yes
>Steal
Won't last long

>> No.27105464

>>27105233

I did it for a few weeks....and no

>> No.27105491

>>27105233
No
Yes
Yes
No

>> No.27105565

>>27105233
You will run around a warehouse picking orders with low iq qt3.14s. If you're like me you'll fuck a few of them then quit the job within a week because you'd rather get high than go back to that hell hole.

If you fuck one girl on the floor and do a good job you can fuck them all. All they do is gossip about the swinging dicks walking around.

>> No.27105619

i dispatch for a dsp
and drive a step van (box truck)
my dsp owner is fucking awesome and pays efficient drivers close to $25/hour
i dig it. i'm a wagie.. but i dig it.

>> No.27105641

it's the best honest legal work you can realistically get if you live in an absolute shithole

>> No.27105706

>>27105233
ask me how i know your black

>> No.27105727

>>27105565
wait a minute, working for amazon is the new tinder?

I dont need the money, but...

>> No.27105728

>>27105233
>qts
>amazon warehouse
Tf is wrong with you people

>> No.27105733

i did it for a few months after rage quitting another job. honestly i miss being faceless and unnoticed, just come in go to your station. also 4 day work week. my biggest issue was having nicotine fits and at random times they would blast shit music on shrill speakers.

>> No.27105826

>>27105727
You must live a pretty sad life if you need to work for Amazon to meet a whore to fuck.

>> No.27105827

>>27105728
ngl there were lots of fuckable chicks at amazon i worked at

>> No.27105852

>>27105733

Amazon works you guys doing 4x10's? That's what we do at Boeing

>> No.27105881

>>27105827
scared to think what “fuckable” for you is

>> No.27105896

>>27105826
It's not great, anon.

Getting better with every pump though.

>> No.27105950

>>27105233
if you actually work hard for the first four months or so they will begin to give you more and more chill gigs.
everyone is high 24/7 and with covid nobody is getting drug tested. QTS exist bust most are worthless sluts

>> No.27106098

>>27105733
yeah they do. if you didnt switch to snuss or nic gum working there you are doing it wrong.really only issue is the cultural types that work their are s tier subhumans (for the most part

>> No.27106108

>>27105233
What's it like working there? I imagine it's all ex cons and drug whores. Doubt i'd fit in since I'm a nerd

>> No.27106162

>>27105233
your brain will melt from boredom
I lasted 3 weeks

>> No.27106425

>>27105233
No unless you're safety or HR
Yes if you're not a manager
Yes if you don't care about an HR complaint
No, cameras everywhere
>>27105565
I'm at the manager level (safety) and lots of the cuties have given me eyes but I don't wanna risk an HR complaint fucking what is technically a subordinate.
>>27105733
The music is shit. Idk why asian and latinos have such awful taste
>>27105950
This us also true. Insanely easy to move up within a year or two from level 1 (wagie) to level 4 (manager wagie).
>>27106108
I was also a nerd, this is my first job outta college and I fit in fine. There are plenty of ex cons and ex druggies but also some legit smarter normies scattered throughout the grunts and upper management.

>> No.27106546

>>27106108
plenty of nerds there. you will find your people. the ex con types dont last. the drug whores typically do but thats cause there baby daddy left them 2 months into the pregnancy. overall not a bad job gets a bad rap and if you put in a year you can really catipult

>> No.27106636

>>27106425
safety is literally the gayest job ever unless you are a perm. Just pick or something blend in and then get on indirect and suck the PAs dick. once they know your name you are set

>> No.27106857

I start my first day there soon. Happy I work a double shift one day, then a day off, then two days normal shift in a row. I get to wageslave only 3 days a week and post with my friends on /biz/ the other 4 days

>> No.27106947

>>27106636
lmao. I don't like it very much but it's piss easy compared to being an area manager. I walk around all day watching wagies work or shitposting at my desk on biz. After my two years are up and I don't owe my signing bonus back I am outta here and never looking back

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27107200

>>27105233
Pre-COVID? Yeah sure. You got Amazon stonk before Bernie made Bezo pay $15/hour too

Now? Fuck no. Enjoy Shaquita yelling SIX FEET at you every day while your manager also yells at you and writes you up for not making the volume for the FC

>> No.27107679

>>27106947
no cell phone on floor wagie SIX FEET no headphones. JK one of my best friends is safety, hes got it good. handles hazmat in the back

>> No.27107779

>>27106947
yah fuck being an AM. I stick to my normal cucking. i dont think i would want to go any hire then tier 3, but was thinking about taking HR classes

>> No.27107871

>>27106947
ARE YOU JAM CLEAR CERTIFIED WAGIE?!?!?!? SHOW ME YOUR BADGE

>> No.27108091

Can a lifelong NEET get a job at an amazon warehouse

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27108263

>>27105233

Youre gonna get paid more by being a NEED with UI extended benefits on the next COVID stimulus package. Sit it out and just get the neetbucks instead a bowing to the bezos to help him recover from his divorce

>> No.27108502

>>27107779
No joke, this broad I started with as tier 1 moved to tier 3 after a year then she got fired because she'd abuse bereavement leaves and had no time to spare due to stress

>> No.27109032

>>27108091
You could literally commit a mass murder and get hired there we sell human hair from chinese concentration camps for fucks sake. Build back better yall

>> No.27109201

>>27108091

They do t have an interview process. You Basically fill out the form and if there's an opening you are hired