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I need 60k for my mum's surgery. i have 500 bucks. she needs it in at best 6 months but she could get fucked any moment. what do i invest on bizbros

>> No.27097658

>>27097529
Invest in research on medical debt management and the quickest way to pay it off. Invest in yourself in education or learning a skill good luck.

>> No.27097666

>>27097529
gun with silencer

>> No.27097706

>>27097666
my cats would be sad, ruled that one out

>> No.27097740

XRP

>> No.27097926

>>27097529
invest in silver

>> No.27098036

>>27097529
Low cap gems.
dyor

>> No.27098102

>>27097529
Jesus christ this is depressing. I am sorry anon

>> No.27099213

>>27098102
i got a glimpse of hope - some guy told me u cn just pay whatever u have and the hospital cannot legally prosecute me cause I'm poorfag but i "demonstrated willingness to pay". ez i guess

>> No.27100128

>>27097529
I think it's pretty obvious how to use an African baby as alligator bait, no need to write a how-to.

>> No.27100750

>>27097706
The bullet's not for you, friend

>> No.27100837

>>27097529
sorry bro, 500 to 60k is not possible.

>> No.27100912

>>27097529
60k nigga? Do you live in burgerville?

>> No.27100958

GME and Doge, you'll be a millionaire soon

>> No.27102477

Buy donut coin with all you got.
You neef atleast 12000% increase for it to work but it will happen soon
S

>> No.27102556
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27102556

youve come to the wrong place fren

>> No.27102612

>>27097529
Get the surgery and then just don't pay for it?

>> No.27102649
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27102649

120x gains in 6 months? Best I can give you is Rubic, 100x in 11 months. You're fucked, try to not spend more money than is needed to keep her comfortable in her last days. Obsessing over health is just painful, so buy her some icecream, play some board games, see a movie with her.

>> No.27102656

>>27097529
I hear thr BIOL pennystock is gonna moon this year

>> No.27102671

>>27097529
make sure you pay your taxes first

>> No.27102716

>>27100912
no he lives on jupiter where doctors work for free

>> No.27102837

Honestly silver may be you best option but honestly just get the lowest interest debt you can see if there's anybody who caused the issue you can sue.

>> No.27102838

>>27097529
Get the surgery done in a place where it's cheaper.

>> No.27102941

>>27098102
Why? Illegal goblinos do it all the time. Just show up to the emergency room, say you NEED the procedure, then when the bill comes since you can't just disappear like they can, you just file bankruptcy. This is literally half the reason medical is so expensive, because they don't turn people away they just absorb the costs and pass it onto the paying customer.

>> No.27103331

>>27097529
Not sure how this shit works in burgerland.. do they require the cash upfront? If not just default later.. other than that get as much denbts as possible then default on that. Bankruptcy can be a beautiful thing, it's like a 6 year hole but I'd do it.

>> No.27104273

>>27097529
Have her get the surgery and then just don't pay for it.