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Now, when I have your attention by hornyposting.


One possible scenario (nOt An InVeStMeNt AdViCe) for the demoralization gang out there.

Dude with >40 years of experience trading:

Here's the deal fat. GameStop isn't kill and investors (whales) and retail are diamond hands. Something is up, it didn't drop dead!

Monday come will/could be a game changer and stock could go moar! Why? Possibly, GameStop has a gag order which will expire on exactly Monday 1st of Feb., because of new fiscal year! They haven't spoken for weeks! Not a single word!

They could publicly lay out an "attack" plan on shorts and fuck hedgies by announcing additional stock issue right on Monday 1st @ 00:01, or make a deal and sell one yuge block of 20MM shares to cover shorts.

>inb4 "THEY WILL SCREW US IN TEH ASS"!

Relax faggot. If GameStop will issue additional stocks, they surely won't fucking sell below market value and if the price stays the same as it is right now, it's golden!! GameStop could have 9B in cash (minus already existing assets!), if shorts liquidate with additionally issued stocks!

What it does - shorties can't cover/buy so much without a price spike >500$ min.

It completely changes the Game - the price won't go below 90-120$ because 9B in cash will be like a rock foundation (guarantee) and no one in their right fucking mind will short it! (maybe Citron or Melvin if still solvent)

GameStop could re-structure their business model and buy up failing e-commerce's, gaming retailers, studios and developers, hire competent people, not pay slave wage, ALL OF WHICH WILL FURTHER INCREASE THEIR STOCK VALUE!

Valve's total equity is >2.5B! (dunno about assets)
Electronic Arts Inc. total assets >8.5B with 40B marketcap!

Strap on bois! We're going to mother fucking Pluto!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn6rYutgS0w&t=24520s

>> No.27096599

very impressive qanon post

>> No.27096689

>>27096599
Digits confirm.
Check.

>> No.27096728

>>27096464
Stopped reading as soon as I saw the meme capital alteration text

>> No.27097003

>>27096728
Nigger

>> No.27097444

>>27096464
Why don't the institutions that are holding a lot of GME just sell their stocks to the hedge funds?
They'd pop this bubble and then pick up the stock later when it crashes.

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>>27096464
on 7 days nofap.
booba & poopa

>> No.27097660

>>27096464
Holy fuck, imagine hitting that. Hnnnnnnnngggg.

>> No.27097924 [DELETED] 

Ill dig up some webms of these thots I made. N

>> No.27098045

>>27097444
Hedge will jew hedge, most are in bed, but not all. Collectively, they might have enough to pop. Will see on Monday, MONDAY, MONDAY!

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>>27096464
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
*PFFFFFFTTTSSS*
*PPRRRRRRRR*

>imaginen el olor

>> No.27098578

>>27096464
it's funny, I never, EVER read these posts with coomer bait
I just look at the coomer bait then bounce

>> No.27098619

>>27096464
I want the semen demon in the middle.

>> No.27098636

>>27096464
Sauce

>> No.27098750

>>27098636
agree
>sauce

>> No.27098870

>>27098578
Three threads bounced until coomer bait.

>>27098619
And we shall deliver, just hold.

>>27098636
@maddymayee

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27099026

I made a ton of these I can dump

>> No.27099050

>>27096464

Take this Reddit tier shit out of here, fag.

>> No.27099142

>>27096464
>GameStop could re-structure their business model
They can start by getting those girls in bikinis to play games with gamers at their stores for a nominal fee.

>> No.27099159

>>27098870
I still haven't, nor will I, read a single word of your OP
I guess it gets Yous but does it actually generate productive yous?

>> No.27099201

>>27096464
1 has best ass
2 has best booba
3 has best face

>> No.27099246

>>27096464
How many shares of AMC for the one on the left?

>> No.27099292

>>27099201
rolling

>> No.27099311
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27099311

>>27098870
Cheers, any sauce on left?

>> No.27099318

>>27099050
You sold, didn't you, fag?

>> No.27099359

>>27096464
Imagine the smell of their assholes.

>> No.27099404

>>27099311
That giant playing field? I wish..

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>>27099292
you autistic fuck

>> No.27099650

>>27096464

40 years experience trading what exactly? Dick pics?

Price is too high right now I might buy back in when things settle and gme come up with a credible plan going forward. Cause yeah that 3rd last paragraph of yours ain't easy, that is difficult.

Also the boobs in middle are 10/10s

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>>27099311
Found her, @faithordway