So you guys know what a crazy concept to me is... The concept of debt. I've never been able to go to collage or get hospitalization, or buy a house, or a wife, or a kid or any of the normal things you do in life. You know why? Because if I wanted to do them RIGHT NOW I would have to go in debt. I don't want to be in debt, so instead of doing things immediately I started saving my money. I got good at the stock markets and I bought some stock.
Others like me did the same, we all bought a lot of stock, now we're going to have a lot of money to do all those things in life...
But something occured to me... Nobody has that amount of money to pay for my stock so I guess... that's why they made debt. I guess the hedge fund guys have a negative account balance now, since they don't actually have the money to pay us, they're in debt to us.