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San Antonio 10-year-old cashes in on GameStop stocks he was gifted 2 years ago

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/San-Antonio-10-year-old-cashes-in-on-GameStop-15905836.php

>> No.27075082

>>27074782
If her mom made him a twitter and instagram account he can blow up

>> No.27075874

>>27074782
His mom will make him cash out so she can have crack money

>> No.27075981

his lil gme stock did sum

>> No.27076132

>>27074782
lil paper handed twerp faggit

>> No.27076133

>>27074782
inb4 SEC imprisons him and his family for being underage and playing stocks or some other nonsense

>> No.27076214

time to record a mixtape

>> No.27076250

>>27074782
N

>> No.27076624

>>27076214
lol

>> No.27076720

>>27074782
mf will fund his first rap album and be famous in 2 years, screenshot this.

>> No.27076828

N

>> No.27076971

>>27074782
Shiiiet.

>> No.27077013

>>27074782
that's a cute story. better this then...you know what else they do.

>> No.27077145

>>27074782
There's no way this little faggot could of predicted it to squeeze, without Reddit this little faggot would be losing money holding onto a dying stock, kek they think he's smart FFS

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27077318

>>27074782
damn i wish she stood just a bit back from the camera or moved the certificate out of the way

could have been a nice present

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27077695

>>27077145
>San Antonio 10-year-old cashes in on GameStop stocks he was gifted 2 years ago

>> No.27077790

>>27077145
nobody is saying that the kid is smart
also look at his face and color, that's not even biologically possible

>> No.27078074

>>27074782
Little dude made $3,200. Good for him.

>> No.27078183

>>27077145
this could be said of everyone who bought gme in the last two months

>> No.27078339

>>27074782
wait until he’s 20 to tell him the stock later went to $10k

>> No.27078585

>>27076720
I, for one, welcome our new tween pop overlord.

>> No.27078588

>>27075082
>>27075874

LOL, keep going, my sides.

>> No.27078781

>>27074782
ssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeeeettttt

>> No.27078923

>>27074782
>lil nigga didnt hold

paper bitch, redditors on their way to his house rn to fuck his momma

>> No.27079950

>investing in RBLX

This kid reads /smg/

>> No.27080087

Fuck her

>> No.27080116

>>27076720
>>27078585
>lil blingie, comin straight to you from san antonio

>>27077145
I think he's just happy that he made infinitely more money than most kids his age.

>> No.27080633

Cute story desu
>Little kid likes Gamestop
>Uncle wants him to learn about business and buys him $10 worth of stock
>Cashes out for a couple grand and gets a PS5 rigged the fuck out

>> No.27080803

>>27074782
Why the fuck are they always shirtless?

>> No.27080910

>>27080803
>san antonio, TX

>> No.27080953

>>27077790
Whites do the Jews bidding for their crumbs. You’re lower than Jews. You just wish you were smart enough to rule the world like they do you’d be the exact same thing if you weren’t shit. Fucking devils.

Fuck whites fuck Jews

>> No.27081168

>>27080803
Because san antonio is like 348 degree celcius 24/7 and no one in the hood can afford a/c.

>> No.27081302

>>27081168
It’s because they have lean muscular bodies naturally unlike non blacks and Texas isn’t even hot it’s good. Cold is for fucking retarded pussies

>> No.27081847

>>27074782
great on the kid. Hope he learns and makes more trades in the hood.
TO THE MOON, MY NIGS

>> No.27081937

>>27081302
couldn't make it any more obvious you're a coping jogger... black obesity rate is sky high. OP kid is as thin and non-muscular as is normal for that age.

>> No.27082378

>>27081937
Only black females are fat dude

>> No.27082443

>>27074782
>african kid invents stock investing

>> No.27082450

>>27074782
Should have cashed out at $1000 a share

>> No.27082461

>>27074782
FUCKING WEAK PAPERHANDS

>> No.27082516

>>27077145
he unironically liked gamestop,based niggy

>> No.27082677

>>27082443
i understood that reference

>> No.27082679

Time to introduce our blacker counterparts to the stock market. Imagine the inflow of liquidity every tax season and monthly EBT disbursement.

>> No.27083032

>>27074782
Cute and heartwarming.

>> No.27083440

Happy for him, congratulation and fuck those shorters.

>> No.27083519

>>27082443
Hey Jayden, want to bring that GME to the white house?

>> No.27083886

>>27080953
Pure unadulterated dumb nigger cope lmao

>> No.27084503

Wholesome. Good lesson to teach your kids. I wish my parents hadn’t been retarded, and had actually taught me how to be a functional member of society.