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>come into the office
>literally first thing i hear is, dUDE MY DOGECOIN IS UP X3 AND I BOUGHT THE GAMESTOP STOCK DID YOU SE WHATS GOING ON WITH THAT?
>TEHE DUDE YOU REALLY SHOULD LOOK INTO IT ITS CRAZY I BOUGHT IT BEFORE ROBINHOOD STOPPED EVYTHING
>Stupid faggots trying to open an account and openly talking about how dogecoin is pumping

Thanks to all you stupid redditfaggots, my normie 30yr old coworkers are just going to keep spewing this psued-understanding of this shit to all their other retarded acquaintances and buy up all the meme shit. fuck redditors, sincerely. I cant fucking cringe hard enough, bobo please make it stop.

>> No.27075385

>>27074197
yeah everyone i know irl is pestering me w questions abt stocks and i want to blow my head off.

>> No.27075721

>>27074197
why normies coming to this shit bad exactly? just more people to swindle, I already made good profit when they bought dogecoin bullet

>> No.27075831

i went to gamestop to pump my bags and theyre literally sold out of gamestop t shirts bc of the stonks. everyone on earth has bought

>> No.27076322

>>27074197
normies will literally click on a Jewtube vid and watch some 17 year old masturbating about some fucking worthless meme stock or coin and then call everyone he knows that he has some profound insight into a SURE THING. Then, like a drug similar to crack, they blow their 25 dollars on the fucking meme while everyone else dumps thousands.
This is Reddit in a nutshell.

>> No.27076640

>>27074197
meh its ok, they will all eventually settle and get into crypto and it will boost crypto market in the long run after they are done wasting their money on worthless meme shit

>> No.27076768

>>27074197
ah, the "blow-off top." isn't it lovely? like fireworks, but it's people, and their lives, and their life savings. and none of it is loud, or bright. just a lot of little "poofs".

>> No.27076853

>>27076640
yeah, but none of them know what crypto actually is!
There is like only one true crypto (AAAR) that is out there and they are too fucking meme-driven to understand fuckall

>> No.27076910

>>27076322
you just described biz except instead of a 17 year old masturbating is a picture of a green frog with a logo of the shitcoin

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I'm fuckin sick of waiting. Just launch it, fuck audits

>> No.27077975

>>27074197
Yea I went on my university's (Im a professor) subreddit to see if people were talking about it, and theres literally 8 posts with all the AMC/GME memes

>bro we need to buy GME and HODL so that these fat cat hedge funds cant fuck us over

its all so tiresome

>> No.27078447

>>27076322
or an anime girl with a smug face

>> No.27078525

>>27074197
bro all my coworkers lost money in the last bullrun except for one guy who's literally only been buying $10 of BTC every week and holding. Everyone just laughed at me when I said to buy LINK when everyone else was buying fuckin XRP and Tron. They also laughed at me when I said I hold all this DOGE and that it always goes up in cycles so now they are all looking at me like I am a genius and buying my bags

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27079154

The last 3 days it’s like I’m fucking warren buffet to my friends and family. Questions on questions.

It feels good but if this is how it is when you make it, I’m gonna have to look into adopting much tighter opsec.

>> No.27079271

>>27074197
Is there a name for this feeling? I always feel disgusted when normies start talking about thinks I know a lot about. U don't understand why

>> No.27079518
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27079518

>they’re not buying bitcoin
Yep, the top isn’t in yet.

>> No.27079658

>>27074197


yah basically all I heard this morning.

fuck

>> No.27079831

>>27078525
I don’t know where they get their crypto info from. Normies seem to gush over coins that I’ve never even heard about. Soulja boy's portfolio is a good example (minus digibyte and link).

>> No.27079841

>>27074197
>coworkers
>anon still isn't rich
ngmi

>> No.27080015

Mate I have to deal with all you faggots on the board saying the exact same thing

>> No.27080077

Every market needs it's bag holders. I'm just sad that they risk life savings or rent money

>> No.27080998

>>27074197
>>literally first thing i hear is, dUDE MY DOGECOIN IS UP X3 AND I BOUGHT THE GAMESTOP STOCK DID YOU SE WHATS GOING ON WITH THAT?
>>TEHE DUDE YOU REALLY SHOULD LOOK INTO IT ITS CRAZY I BOUGHT IT BEFORE ROBINHOOD STOPPED EVYTHING
This is no different from the average discussion on /biz/. Chantards are retarded but since they can't even brag about having a job, they have to cling on to their self-precieved notion that they're "topwit" but in reality just acting like NPCs and following whatever reddit says

>> No.27081146

boo ooh ooh I'm making money and norms too plz make it stop.
ngmi

>> No.27081314
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>>27080998
> This is no different from the average discussion on /biz/. Chantards are retarded but since they can't even brag about having a job, they have to cling on to their self-precieved notion that they're "topwit" but in reality just acting like NPCs and following whatever reddit says

>> No.27081386

>>27074197
where were you in 2017 you dumb newfaggot

>> No.27081503

>>27075721
because that means there is nobody left to buy -> the whole market will tank and it will not be brief like the corona crash. More like the 2018-2019 bear

>> No.27081563

>>27074197
It's not a secret club retard. Go to /h/ if you want that type of people.

>> No.27081573

>>27080998
>>27081314


the difference is that this is a place for that talk. when its at work it feels kind of cringe.

I don't know how to explain it. just out of context.

that or people want to feel part of a secret club.

>> No.27081773

>>27078525
>>27079154
>>27079271
>>27079658
it really is all so tiresome. I cant fucking take the constant shilling from newfags IRL.(and even worse im not even involved in the convo, its that openly discussed were im not even actively eavesdropping) Why dont these stupid faggots understand the first rule of trading is to not talk about this shit irl. how do we capitalize off them? I wish I could literally dump my physical bags on them. its a very abstract bobo-feel.

>> No.27081955

>>27081773
cause its normies.

>> No.27082041

>>27080998
This. Some self awareness can only do good.

>> No.27082043

>>27074197
its all so tiresome

>> No.27082137

>>27081146
>>27081386
>>27081563
read
>>27081573

>> No.27082190

>>27081573
Go back to redit you cancerous nigger. You aren't even capable of forming a coherent thought

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27082265

>>27074197
>not wanting retards to dump on
ngmi

>> No.27082302

>>27074197
>normies have chosen dogecoin
what the fucking fuck this clown world

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27082598

>>27082265
this

>> No.27083107

This is when you short GME and AMC. When the man on the street finds out then you know the bull run is over.

>> No.27083203

>DO YOU KNOW WHAT READ IT IS ANON?
>YOU HAVE STOCKS,ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE NOW?
it's been two days of this. I actually heard from a high school friend who only called to ask several "what a gamma ray squeeze" I help as much as I can, suggest GME, but it should be obvious, retards are going to be holding the bag soon.

>> No.27083361

>>27081503
oh no so you mean I might have to buy LINK at 30 cents again? that's terrible

>> No.27083382

>>27079831
youtube

>> No.27083480

>>27082190
thanks nig

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27083812

>"oh stocks haha? you like trade them or something? yeah crazy stuff."
4.2m in assets. never reveal your power level. never reveal your wealth.

>> No.27083884

>>27080077
>people that risk rent money
I have no sympathy for those.

>> No.27083922

>>27083812
I'm sitting at 68k rn. That's almost a years salary for me, I've been wanting to tell everyone, I've said idk anything about it.

>> No.27084033

>>27083107
Yeah, take out some shorts on round one of the AMC squeeze. Pump my bags, faggot.

>> No.27084109

>>27074197
>hey anon i made 300k profits yesterday but thats nothing right you're like a big investor right? whats your biggest win?

>> No.27084303

>>27075385
>>27079154
your fault for talking about this shit in the first place
what did you think was going to happen?

>> No.27084316

>>27080998
I guarantee if we compared /biz/ gains to r*ddit we'd be winning by hundreds of millions

>> No.27084435

>>27084316
what if you got whales to have competitions and we just rode with them

>> No.27084452

>>27074197
Like 90% of them or more are going to get rekt. Relax. It's all part of the plan.

>> No.27084522

>>27074197
But thats good you fucking retard, it means you get to play the whale game and profit over their paper hands and general retardation.

>> No.27084582

>>27083812
this
>this
this
>this
this
>this
this
>this
this
>this
this
>this
this
>this
Esp. with crypto.

>> No.27084671

>>27083812
got in 2014, what's crypto? ;-)

>> No.27084702

>>27074197
Imagine working in an office with normies for a living...

>> No.27084763

>>27074197
My dad was telling me how he found out about this place called WSB and that he can get me on it. He heard it from my uncle.

>> No.27084905

>>27074197
They're gonna need what. 2 weeks to a month until they've put all their money in? Then the market can crash.

>> No.27084964

>>27084763
I hate boomers

>> No.27084967 [DELETED] 

>>27081314
>>27082041
>>27084316
Struck a nerve? Thank god I wasn't a loser in high school so I don't have to derive my self worth from an anime image board of all places. You're not a topwit. You're not "owning" the jews. You are just a pawn.

>> No.27084998

>>27074197
>grrrr stocks are a me only club I’m grumpy now
The more normies, the better

>> No.27085094

OP be honest you know you're going to dump your bags on them the day before you quit.

If you weren't planning on it, you should.

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27085191

>>27074197
literally who gives a fuck, all you need to do is make bank off the kikes, who gives a shit if others are talking about it.

>> No.27085271

>>27084964
He kept asking me how its going. I told him three times the market is closed nothing is happening atm. He just dosen't listen at all.

>> No.27085330

>>27074197
i thought biz wasn't wage slaving

>> No.27085336

>>27079154
>not playing dumb in the first place
you set yourself up for this one

>> No.27085463

>>27085330
almost like /biz/ is not one person

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>>27074197
>bobo please make it stop

Soon brother. If you think 2018 hit the latecomer normies who fomod into btc at 20k bad you havent seen anything. This will be biblical

>> No.27085599

>>27081314
Struck a nerve?

>> No.27085682

>>27074197
I get it.
Good for business,
Bad for /biz/

>> No.27085716

>>27074197
>Jammie don’t you use Reddit?
>oh shit man
>pull thy shit up

https://youtu.be/Bya-t5yhwa0

>> No.27085792

>>27074197
It pays to be a normie. It always has. The sooner you stop being an edgelord and realise that is the second you stop being poor.

>> No.27086064

>>27074197
Take a shot every time you hear "doge stock"

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27086167

>>27086064
>Take a shit

>> No.27086468

>>27076640
can they buy eth already ffs

>> No.27086801

>>27083812
Based

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27087538

>>27083812
>listening to them give incorrect information about short selling, short squeeze, and pretty much every other detail

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>>27074197
Joined this week and invested in some ETFs and bought TSLA in the dip for a quick buck.

>> No.27088426

Just tell them to hold at 10K if they ask.

>> No.27089365

>>27074197
It’s so annoying and embarrassing
>gme hits $400
>heyyy dude how do you buy stocks
>it says i have to pay minimum $400 for gme, thats too much, why cant i invest $50? Are stocks always like this?
What pisses me off is that some people unironically think theyre gonna become rich by investing $50-200. They’ve watched wolf of wall street once and think theyre hot shit after investing in the most hyped up event in the history of stocks

>> No.27089565

>>27074197
Don't you want inexperienced normies to start trading what you do so you can skim money from them?

>> No.27089873

>A bunch of retards just entered the market
Yes I also enjoy free money, please keep them coming

>> No.27089913

>>27089365
the whole point of the last week is that a retarded normie can btfo wall street wagies, anon

>> No.27090136

>>27089365
I mean partials can get you some profit if you're looking for your monthly cigarette offset lmao

>> No.27090372

>>27090136
I'm here for beer money as a student. Making it for me is making it to the bathroom to puke up my free booze.

>> No.27090592

>>27074197
lmfao this was my exact day at work to a fucking T