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[Kvetching Thread No.27074060]

Post your best shoahs

[Anonymous No.27074132]

OI YE GOH UH LOISINCE FO DAT??

[Anonymous No.27074182]

Yiddish lessons anyone?

[Anonymous No.27074248]

>commiting a felony
My felons and financial terrorists who are HOLDING, report in

[Anonymous No.27074334]

>>27074060
why is it always ((them)) /biz/? why?

[Anonymous No.27074353]

>>27074060
It honestly makes me want to put like $50k in

[Anonymous No.27074377]

does the
>not a financial advisor, just memeing
defense apply?

[Anonymous No.27074495]

d-d-don't buy anymore goy! you might hurt my (((friends))) on wallstreet and in tel aviv!

[Anonymous No.27074509]

Why is that even a thing? If I tell you guys to finger your prostate because to lower your cholesterol its not a felony

[Anonymous No.27074554]

>>27074060
It's ok, my Twitter bio says "Not a licensed financial advisor" so my ass is covered. It's the person's fault if they take my advice now.

[Anonymous No.27074579]

>>27074060
WE LIKE THE DIP!!

[Anonymous No.27074580]

>>27074377
Who the fuck is going to sue you anyway lol

[Anonymous No.27074597]

>>27074377
What if i told you you can tell anyone to do anything and if they listen its still on them? Fuck these fascists. In the USA we say what we fucking want.

[Anonymous No.27074627]

alright goys let me see your buy the dip loicence

[Anonymous No.27074712]

>>27074060
Get this fucking twatter bullshit outta here.

[Anonymous No.27074734]

>>27074509
You have to go to their Ivy League schools for 8 years for a super serious education and get a license in order to know when you should press buy and sell on your phone while taking a shit, anon

[Anonymous No.27074758]

ACADEMICS, ACADEMICS WHERE ARE YOU!

[Anonymous No.27074773]

What da fuq Jewstein? I love dip. I buy the shit all the time and others should too. Is onion dip suddenly not kosher?

[Anonymous No.27074778]

>>27074248
why hello good sir

[Anonymous No.27074900]

>>27074060
>you need a license just to tell somebody what you think they should do with their money
that's not very free speech friendly of you

[Anonymous No.27074986]

buy the dip faggots

[Anonymous No.27075226]

>>27074060
French onion is my favorite dip

[Anonymous No.27075270]

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.27075297]

Pooperman.

[Anonymous No.27075317]

>>27074597
This is what i like most about crypto. Its follows the economic argument. Such that you can tell someone to do something but without incentive why would they listen?
1. No one can predict the future, so its not lying and no one should get in trouble for trying to as humans always do
2. If you offer advice with no qualifications and someone listens without considering your qualifications its not your fault that youre underqualified
3. If you mislead someone that youre qualified and charge them for your service and you give bad inexperienced advice, THIS is the duplicitous one and only one that should be considered harming someone else i.e. a crime

[Anonymous No.27075439]

>>27074060

[Anonymous No.27075573]

A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO BUY AND THEN I BOUGHT AND THEN I LOST ALL THE MONEY BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE HIS MONEY LICENSE

CLEARLY THIS IS THE FAULT OF THE UNLICENSED INDIVIDUAL, GOBERMENT HALP

[Anonymous No.27075604]

>>27074248
How much to buy this "girl"

[Anonymous No.27075641]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBEUfSPxkXw&ab_channel=Obdimus

OY GERALT

VE MUST PERFORM ZE SHEKEL SHUFFLE

PRAY FOR MELVIN

[Anonymous No.27075726]

>>27074060
>>27075439
This bitch was telling people was telling people to calm down/stop

[Anonymous No.27075769]

>>27075439
Neoliberals get the wall, fucking larpers

[Anonymous No.27075850]

[Anonymous No.27075857]

>>27075726
I'm just glad nobody is listening to these retards

[Anonymous No.27075903]

>>27074060
"No officer, I wasn't offering financial advice. I was in McDonalds, and I had no idea the dips were free!"

[Anonymous No.27076051]

>>27075297
More Pooperman.

[Anonymous No.27076163]

>>27075317
I should say for 3 it would preferrably be contractual and even then id say civil*, not criminal

[Anonymous No.27076265]

>>27075439
wow god bless them for looking out for the common man

[Anonymous No.27076285]

>>27075769
While I agree with you, those with this sentiment are usually a leftist or a commie. So which one are you, boy?

[Anonymous No.27076387]

>>27076051
>>27075297
>Cooperman
more like Coper Copemoreman

[Anonymous No.27076460]

>>27075850
>Gary and Ace.
Kek

[Anonymous No.27077247]

OY VEYYY SHUT IT DOWN AND INVESTIGATE

[Anonymous No.27077648]

https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/what-is-going-on-with-gamestop-and-why-did-it-unleash-an-antisemitic-storm-1.9494096

[Anonymous No.27077850]

>>27074060
It is always shocking how hard supposed Liberals will shill for the Ultra Authoritarians, if only the UA's promise to destroy common white men for them. There needs to be some serious gun slinging over this issue.

[Anonymous No.27078113]

>>27075439
Yet another supposed "freedom fighter," shilling hard for Team Fuck The Plebs. The people need to be beaten to death with heavy objects. We should make a reality tv show about it.

[Anonymous No.27078164]

>>27074248
TO EVERY LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUAL WORKING FOR THE AUTHORITIES LOOKING AT THIS BOARD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR STATEMENT:

I WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE AGAINST YOUR OBIVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT MANIPULATION. I WILL HOLD TIGHT ON EVERY SINGLE SHARE OF GME & AMC I BOUGHT AND I WON'T BE SELLING A SINGLE ONE OF THEM UNTIL MONDAY WHERE YOU FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS KIKES WILL BE FORCED TO BUY THEM AT A PREMIUM OF $1000 MINIMUM. IN ADDITION, I CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO SPEND A SINGLE TAX ON MY NUMEROUS CRYPTO TRADES I HAVE REALIZED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS ON MULTIPLE WALLETS AND EXCHANGES.

TO ADD:
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT SATIRE. I DO CONDONE AND SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS, FINANCIAL AND INVESTMENT ADVICES EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE.

EVERY SINGLE POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP IS HONEST AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT EVERY OCCASION, THE INDIVIDUAL ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED, ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERY TYPE OF PERSON, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.

IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A STRONG INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS BOARD AND WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I EXACTLY KNOW WHY AND HOW I AM HERE, I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION, AND I DO SUPPORT EVERY ACTIONS BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP.

[Anonymous No.27078557]

>>27074060
>if you purposely take vacations to rich locales to avoid the poors, you are commiting a hate crime
Welp, time to send in the national guard for a pincher attack and arrest the entire upper class

[Anonymous No.27078724]

>>27074060

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.27078913]

>>27074060
Best one I’ve seen yet, the kikes are unprecedentedly pissed off kek

[Anonymous No.27078977]

>>27075270
>"reduce trading in heavily shorted stocks"
So, thumb on the scale for the big boys, basically. TBTF.

[Anonymous No.27079263]

>>27074060
((((((()))))))))

[Anonymous No.27079567]

>>27074758
Excuse me I'm a college drop-out

[Anonymous No.27079719]

>>27074060
Shut up kike. I was talking about bean dip.

[Anonymous No.27080106]

>>27078164
Based
?

[Anonymous No.27080203]

>>27074182
thats russian you retard

[Anonymous No.27080210]

>>27074758
Hey I didn't drop out

[Anonymous No.27080244]

>>27075439
>This take is so pedestrian
It's almost as if most people are pretty pedestrian. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.27080381]

>>27078164
BASED BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.27080525]

>>27074060
Didn't this kike quit twitter?

[Anonymous No.27080546]

>>27078724
Heh

[Anonymous No.27080596]

>>27074060
LOL caring about breaking kike rules

[Anonymous No.27080638]

Remember to buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.27080648]

>>27074758
sucks to suck
here's some pieck butt to dry your tears

[Anonymous No.27080739]

>>27080203
it says hebrew course you retard

[Anonymous No.27081013]

>>27074758
Imagine wasting that much money and time and then getting blown the fuck out by a guy trading stock on his phone in between jerking it to swatkats porn and ufo documentaries (IE me).

It's like training all your life and fighting for years in the green barets then getting domed by a jogger with a hi-point because you looked at him .003 seconds too long.

[Anonymous No.27081023]

>>27074060
>Openly steal the election
>sign away the right to bear arms
>shut down and deplatform all dissenters
>expecting me to just fucking sit back and watch as the elite take away our free market
Buy the fucking dip and hold, boys

[Anonymous No.27081617]

This stupid cunt is a never trump reeetard who seethed every day for 4 years and is now all about government regulations lmao fuck off

[Anonymous No.27081694]

>>27081617
They're all the same.

[Anonymous No.27082262]

>>27074758
his craft was Jewry

[Anonymous No.27082669]

>>27074758
I'm a uni dropout, that's not so bad

[Anonymous No.27082780]

>>27074060
OI YOU GOT YER SPEAKING LOICENSE?

[Anonymous No.27083000]

>>27081013
>UFO documentaries
Change it up bro, I've been watching documentaries on bigfoot this week after binging UFO stuff since christmas

[Anonymous No.27083565]

>>27075439
Wallstreet bankrupted half of the businesses in my hometown and made it possible for walmart to swoop in and capture the market. Once walmart got its claws in half of the remaining businesses shutdown and many unskilled workers who previously had good jobs at small businesses were forced to work at and buy from walmart, creating a situation not unlike that of coal mining towns in Appalachia. Once capital outflow from the town reached a critical point services began to scale back, worsening the poverty that had been created by the financial crisis and exploited by walmart. This led to an opioid epidemic that killed 10% of my hometown over the course of a decade. So yeah fuck wallstreet I guess.

[Anonymous No.27083618]

>>27078164

[Anonymous No.27083630]

>>27083000
I'll probably switch it up to cryptids in a day or so once I've run the gambit on ayys, but not before a few more "dump and dumps". It's been a good week.

[Anonymous No.27083785]

>>27076051
>stock market reflects economic progress
You cannot say this since infinite QE started

[Anonymous No.27083919]

>>27083630
Sounds like it fren. The missing 411 documentary was pretty good if you're looking for recommendations.

[Anonymous No.27083948]

>>27075439
Idiot. Wall Street doesn't pay my 401k. *I* fund my 401k, and my company matches my contributions. Any gains it makes are because of the rising value of the companies that I have invested in through it. Wall Street does NOTHING except leech off of those investments with fees and overhead. FUCK @EMRAZZ WHAT A FUCKING CUNT.

[Anonymous No.27084103]

>>27078164
BASED and REDPILLED

[Anonymous No.27084229]

>>27074060
>Biden mask in prof pic
Die

[Anonymous No.27084302]

>>27074060

[Anonymous No.27084339]

>>27076051
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.27084365]

>>27078724
They're fucked and they know it.

[Anonymous No.27084477]

>>27083919
Thanks, I did a pretty deep dive into 411 in november, crazy stuff. For UFOs I stick to sightings and I stay away from a lot of the "alien species" bullshit because that's all just dumb goofy bullshit.

There where some really good compilations on mothman and West Virginia in general I was setting aside, but they're all dead links now. No big deal, there's always more shit to watch out there.

Stay comfy

[Anonymous No.27084491]

>>27074248
I like the stock
Come get me glowniggers

[Anonymous No.27084499]

>>27084302
No fucking way
NO FUCKING WAY

[Anonymous No.27084592]

>>27084499
It's real my dude.

[Anonymous No.27084651]

>>27076285
go back

[Anonymous No.27084725]

>>27074060
>those eyes
what the fuck is wrong with these people

[Anonymous No.27084813]

>>27078164
i got a warning for this one yesterday lmao

[Anonymous No.27084929]

>>27084725
The soul is gone.

[Anonymous No.27084956]

>>27074758
>Memorized Intelligent Investor
>Think shorting 140% of float is a good idea

I don't remember Graham saying open up retarded positions exposing yourself to unlimited loss but okay.

[Anonymous No.27084957]

>OMG I POSTING A RANDOM TWEET AGAIN
redditors need to go back

[Anonymous No.27085017]

>>27084499
See for yourself:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210129225111if_/https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntamny/2021/01/28/ignore-the-populist-gamestop-hype-short-sellers-are-heroes/?sh=6277fb9073cf

[Anonymous No.27085032]

>>27074060
not me, but nevah forget da hall of cost remembrance day
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

[Anonymous No.27085062]

>>27074060
I AM a licensed financial advisor, and also a doctor. Buy the dip.

[Mr.Worldwide !P44OhNENCc No.27085071]

>>27084477
Sasquatch ufo pilots confirmed

[Anonymous No.27085079]

>>27084302
At first I read that as "John Tranny". My brain on retard mode is officially funnier than anything I could come up with.

[Anonymous No.27085133]

>>27074248

[Anonymous No.27085154]

>>27074060
What might she commit by tweeting unlicensed legal advice?

[Anonymous No.27085182]

>>27084499
We have hit peak clown world

[Anonymous No.27085273]

>>27074377
You don't even have to say it. It's an automatic defense.

[Anonymous No.27085290]

>>27074248
Will not sell till JUSTICE happens

[Anonymous No.27085313]

>>27074758
Buisness Grad here.
Proud of you guys

[Anonymous No.27085328]

>>27075297
He's unironically correct though. Imagine agreeing to the proposition that the government is entitled to a fraction of your net worth that you have to pay every year. How the fuck would that even work, most people's NWs are tied up in illiquid assets like businesses and property

[Anonymous No.27085391]

>>27074060
SUCK MY DIP!!!

[Anonymous No.27085410]

>>27077648
it gets better

[Anonymous No.27085458]

>>27075439
POO ON THE JEW
DESIGNATED

[Anonymous No.27085500]

>>27074758
>opened your own fund
>gets liquidated
clearly this isn't a job for him since he can't place a fucking stop loss, lmao

[Anonymous No.27085507]

>>27078164
based and fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.27085522]

>>27085410
OY VEEEEEEEY!!

[Anonymous No.27085559]

>>27078164

[Anonymous No.27085589]

>>27074758
Press F to dab on Benjamin Graham's grave.

[Anonymous No.27085626]

>>27074060
This jewess again? When do we get to gas them?

[Anonymous No.27085647]

>>27085182
How can he write that with a straight face?
Are these people complete psychopaths?

[Anonymous No.27085654]

>>27074758
his name... was Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.27085713]

>>27075439
OOOH so we should forgive you porshe driving lobster eating suits for the 2008 recession?!

[Anonymous No.27085722]

>>27077648
link an archive of the site instead so they don't get clicks

[Anonymous No.27085748]

>>27085410
(((cernovich)))? really?

[Anonymous No.27085752]

>>27078164
Yeah anon fuck the feds. they are just America's Jannies.

[Anonymous No.27085764]

>>27075726
>>27075439
>woman
>finance-anything
holy mother of YIKES!

[Anonymous No.27085818]

OOPS i tweeted "buy the dip" three times guess im spending 25 to life in prison now!

[Anonymous No.27085857]

>>27085182
hedge funds, interest, and shorting should be outlawed

[Anonymous No.27085892]

she can suck the tip

[Anonymous No.27086002]

>>27085647
they get paid to

[Anonymous No.27086005]

>>27080244
Right, like the purpose of a "take" is to be controversial and not factually correct and logically

[Anonymous No.27086025]

>>27085410
How sad. Antifa retards are so desperate to still be involved in shit like they're relevant in any way.

[Anonymous No.27086110]

>>27084302
>>27085182
I didn't realize gamestop was the most fraudulent company on the market.

[Anonymous No.27086126]

>>27074758
Hey. Even a wolf can get his shit pushed in by an army of fire ants.

[Anonymous No.27086217]

>>27086025
Who cares? A useful idiot is still useful.

[Anonymous No.27086226]

International financial terrorist league

[Anonymous No.27086410]

>>27080648
She's hot but shes the most jewish looking one on the show. So she gets the oven.

[Anonymous No.27086448]

>>27074060
Fucking whites lmao so afraid of everytning

[Anonymous No.27086465]

>>27074248

[Anonymous No.27086533]

>>27074248
>Glad to be here

[Anonymous No.27086552]

>>27083000
big foot portals are real bro

[Anonymous No.27086612]

>>27085182
It's risky now because people know about it. It wasn't risky in the past because all you had to do was trick people into selling and then make a profit.

[Anonymous No.27086615]

>>27084725
I wouldn't go so far as to call them "people"

[Anonymous No.27086723]

>>27074758
You did the right thing

Memorized Marine! the life of Chesty Puller at age 15. Graduated top of your class at the Marine Corps War College.
Served three tours in Vietnam
Won the medal of Honor

And then were beaten by a bunch of slanty eyed gooks armed with rusty old AK-47s and a bag of rice

>shit happens to the best of us

[Anonymous No.27086730]

>>27085410
>>27086025
Commies don't have money so they wouldn't be able to invest anyway. They blew their stimulus on weed because they're retarded.

[Anonymous No.27086770]

>>27084302
He's right though. In the average case, short sellers make the market more efficient by calling out bad or overbought companies. Wirecard was a multibillion-dollar company committing fraud and was down in part by short-sellers doing their research.
That doesn't mean that they should be pants-on-head retarded and go to >100% float, but to act like they're leeches or not meaningfully contributing to the market is a fundamental misunderstanding of their role.

[Anonymous No.27086773]

>>27074377
>they are not my client
Should some random ass event happen but really der juden is just afraid

[Anonymous No.27086803]

>>27086217
Right. It's just funny seeing them and their identity politics try to shoehorn their way into this without anyone giving a fuck.

[Anonymous No.27086822]

They never stood a chance against us.

[Anonymous No.27086831]

>>27085654
Chuckbert Sneedstein

[Anonymous No.27086863]

>mfw

[Mr.Worldwide !P44OhNENCc No.27086926]

>>27086822
BASED

[Anonymous No.27086971]

>>27074060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZh01xRO_Qg
The Jew fears the Marxist

[Anonymous No.27087006]

>>27075604
6,000,000 doge

[Da Boss No.27087009]

>>27074758
Imagine what goes through the mind of a 10000 year long war vet while he gets swarmed to death by a bunch of green retards literally born yesterday.

[Anonymous No.27087101]

>>27086822
The memories...
sold a shit ton of magic logs.

[Anonymous No.27087127]

>>27074758
Wow this is fucking pottery

[Anonymous No.27087429]

>>27086723
kek'd

[Anonymous No.27087530]

>>27086831
Formerly Fucks

[Anonymous No.27087696]

>>27074060
(((Krassenstein))) still tweeting even with Trump gone?

[Anonymous No.27087924]

https://twitter.com/lilsarg/status/1355227063159021570
say hello to hildawg /biz/ ! and be polite!

[Anonymous No.27088014]

>>27078164
holy fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.27088120]

>>27074060
My favorite dip is cheese.

[Anonymous No.27088219]

>>27087924
Hey Hil, you're on the list now. Reminder that your address is public information.

[Anonymous No.27088235]

>>27078164
Unbelievably based. Fuck subhuman badgeniggers and their faggot children, and fuck SEC kikes

[Anonymous No.27088332]

>>27075439
why is this feminist need to have an opinion on wallstreet?

[Anonymous No.27088444]

>>27086822
buying gf

[Anonymous No.27088558]

>>27085182
>It's risky
Not when you can shut down the trade if your move starts to backfire.

[Anonymous No.27088707]

>>27088219
how dare you use the l word in my presence racialist
6,000 of my uncles were put on a list once

[Anonymous No.27089093]

>>27087924
>The jew cries out as he bankrupts you

[Anonymous No.27089210]

>>27078164
Fucking Chad

[Anonymous No.27089271]

>>27085328
Imagine agreeing to the proposition that the government is entitled to a significant portion of your paycheck every month. Wealty tax is the same shit but it actually taxes the ultra rich effectively instead of making it impossible for young and/or poor people to accumulate assets.

[Anonymous No.27089452]

>>27087924
Looks like Hilary wants some stats.

[Anonymous No.27089503]

>>27078164
Unfathomably and incomprehensibly based

[Anonymous No.27089609]

>>27089452
*adjusts tie
*AHEM*
DESIPTE

[Anonymous No.27089647]

>>27074060
no fucking way that krassenstein bitch wrote that

[Anonymous No.27089697]

>>27074060

[Anonymous No.27089706]

>>27086822
That was basically my first thought
>Hedge funds oversell their hand shorting gamestop
>Think they're going to get away with it
>Bitch I've been playing runescape since I was 13

[Anonymous No.27089832]

>>27074060
>tweeting stupid advice left and right
>follow it up with "in minecraft" every time
They'll never get their filthy kike hands on me

[Anonymous No.27089869]

>>27074248
here here. gonna hold until the end, its about sending a message.

[Anonymous No.27089952]

>>27078164
Should've posted with the "I'm a threat to society" cat pic lmao.

[Anonymous No.27089951]

>>27074248
>tfw ycn proudly say you were part of the first econoterrorist strike in history because you didn't buy gamestop shares last friday

[Anonymous No.27090003]

>>27074758
Where is the original where he said retards? Did he get scared?

[Anonymous No.27090022]

>>27089452
kek
can somebody please correct the record here???

[Anonymous No.27090070]

>>27074248
Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.27090083]

>>27074334
always has been

[Anonymous No.27090199]

>>27083565
gahdamn bro why didnt people just leave that sounds like hell

[Anonymous No.27090233]

>>27074248
Diamond hands

[Anonymous No.27090312]

>>27086770
Shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.27090314]

>>27074060
Lmao i thought this kile retired from tweeting

[Anonymous No.27090333]

>>27086770
the protags in The Big Short are shorters being smart/diligent/greedy/morally upright and standing up to the slimey banks and loan sharks. it's just easier to play 'us vs them' when you ignore that the actual GME fight is quite literally Cohen vs Cohen.

[Anonymous No.27090403]

>>27074758
I am starting to get anxious about my 1 gme stock. It§s too late though. Monday will decide the fate of my 320 dollars

[Anonymous No.27090481]

>>27086863
Make a new video dad

[Anonymous No.27090507]

>>27090314
*kike

[Anonymous No.27090610]

>>27075439
and they enrich themselves in the process. fuck this cunt.

[Anonymous No.27090659]

>>27074248
meeee BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.27090675]

>>27087924
Remember, it's antisemitic to buy GME.

[Anonymous No.27090678]

>>27090333
The ending of that movie drove me nuts, the guy speaks in front of a room full of wall street types and says "When has fraud ever worked", when the people he's talking to built their entire fortunes on fraud and got bailed out by the government in spite of committing fraud.

[Anonymous No.27090746]

>>27074060
Wtf is this bullshit the UK?

[Anonymous No.27090790]

>>27074060
poor, poor mr krassenstein. the self control of the man not to break all of her fingers.

[Anonymous No.27090970]

>>27086730
Commies now shilling for the rich I see

[Anonymous No.27091032]

>>27085328
Businesses and property make passive income.

[Anonymous No.27091034]

>>27080596
Based and Henleinpilled
I read Starship Troopers expecting a comedy, got into a great rabbit hole there.

[Anonymous No.27091149]

>>27078164
ASTRONOMICALLY BASED

[Anonymous No.27091162]

>>27074060
that's a buy signal glowing all the way to space holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.27091171]

>>27074334
It goes back before the time of Christ anon, this war between European and Jew has been raging for 2,000 plus years.

[Anonymous No.27091236]

>>27075439
This person is scum

[Anonymous No.27091245]

>>27081023
dip?
Will there be a dip on monday? I just want to sell for a profit of 20$ it's making me anxious

[Anonymous No.27091255]

>>27090199
It's hard to tell when you don't have any real friends left because they all turned into drug junkie ghouls. And by the time you get to that point, you won't have enough money to set yourself up somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.27091256]

please, delete all these jews from thread
they still try to bring with trash tokens and shill everywhere their referral links
I am not an idiot to follow this trash
Why should I do it if I have BASE on my portfolio and last weeks there were only positive rebases

[Anonymous No.27091265]

How is this woman such a natural superkike parody

[Anonymous No.27091351]

>>27086723
Screen'd

[Anonymous No.27091418]

>>27085410
This is what compels me to never sell. I brought two stonks late at $310 yesterday, just to make some pocket money. I'll put them in my indefinite account already with other confirmed losses, I'll never sell out to these kikes and first thing Monday I'll but four more no matter what.

[Anonymous No.27091460]

>>27085182
Am i a hero for buying gme at 320 like a retard? By their logic I am because I am taking a massive fucking risk.

[Anonymous No.27091477]

>>27090199
welcome to every town in middle america

[Anonymous No.27091565]

>>27086723
I'd pull her chestys if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.27091570]

>>27085182
you'd think so- any world where people type the words "heroic hedge funds" with a straight face is absurd- but I have a feeling it's about to get a lot weirder, friend

[Anonymous No.27091599]

>>27090678
yup
it was syrupy melodrama for a goodfeel 'we taught them a lesson' ending.
the bailouts taught them a lesson alright

[Anonymous No.27091661]

>>27074986
We about to climb the mountain

[Anonymous No.27091735]

>>27086002
There are things I wouldn't do even for money.

[Anonymous No.27091758]

>>27090070
Keep on shartin' Gaybe!

[Anonymous No.27091764]

>>27074060
Some people who did something. Yummy dip

[Anonymous No.27091811]

>>27074758
pretty dumb move for these smart hedge funds
if you short 140% of the supply with derivatives it's normal you pay the consequences
leveraged naked short selling is pure gambling

[Anonymous No.27091828]

>>27091477
UPMC should pay taxes they are very obviosuly a for profit bussiness just look at the homes of their board of directors

[Anonymous No.27091832]

>>27074248
still here with my 157 shares

[Anonymous No.27091890]

>>27083565
I hope you voice that outside of this small corner, now is a really good time to make yourself heard about this.

[Anonymous No.27091895]

>>27089832
omg is this real?

[Anonymous No.27091964]

>>27074060
Oi a fookin tranny ain't telling me what the law is mate without citing sources, but keep shilling yourself since this is the 8th post today about this lamp shade

[Anonymous No.27092165]

>>27091832
kawaii

[Anonymous No.27092252]

>>27089832
how does the cat dance like this?

[Anonymous No.27092351]

>>27074758
Unemployed Undergrad NEET. I had to learn Outlook somwhere you know.

[Anonymous No.27092366]

>>27074060
lmao, a "felony?" Giving financial advice is a liability, maybe, if you get sued, but it's not a fucking felony. Why is this woman giving legal advice if she's not a lawyer?

[Anonymous No.27092644]

So?

[Anonymous No.27092731]

>>27092644
Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.27092772]

>>27074060
Yeah and Jews are the ones who made that illegal. Fuck them.

All Jews have done throughout America's history is make laws limiting the goyim's financial decisions.

[Anonymous No.27092916]

Jews are the ones who passed the Pattern Day Trading Rule that makes it so anyone with <$25k isn't allowed to day trade "for their own protection"

[Anonymous No.27092978]

>>27074377
It's not actually a felony you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.27093126]

>>27074248
1 pathetic little share reporting in
Not selling

[Anonymous No.27093257]

>>27084477
lawofone.info

;)

[Anonymous No.27093300]

>>27090678
I took the ending as "nobody actually got any real comeuppance and nobody learned anything, don't be surprised when this happens again"

[Anonymous No.27093327]

>>27090312
No, because I know I'm right. :^)
> wah wah short sellers are taking advantage of retail investors
They're making money. That's the beginning and end of the conversation. Don't be pissy just because you're on the other side of a losing trade. They're playing the game better than you are.

[Anonymous No.27093433]

"they" stole our elections so now we stole "their" funds. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.27093481]

>>27075439
Would. However, she’s retarded so am I taking advantage of her?

[Anonymous No.27093644]

have a look at my hideous jew collection https://poltube.app/user/myjewcollection

[Anonymous No.27093719]

>>27093644
>Source textures be like

[Anonymous No.27094089]

>>27075439
>veterans get multiple days
>gays get a month
>blacks get a month
why isnt there a day to commemorate our brave wall street investors

[Anonymous No.27094157]

>rises up 200% in 2 weeks
>dumps 50%
kek amigos it's totally over
don’t participate in these trash tokens
buy xsn and get profit without losing risks

[Anonymous No.27094179]

>>27075439
>JUST LET THEM KEEP USING YOUR 401K TO GET RICH WITH ZERO RISK TO THEMSELVES
lol

[Anonymous No.27094277]

>>27074060
>burgers scream on and on about muh freedom of speech
>say words
>get felony
Do they REALLY?

[Anonymous No.27094442]

>>27092644
Kek

[Anonymous No.27094580]

>>27085654

>WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM
>crickets
>WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM!

[Anonymous No.27094615]

>>27092916
You know that’s only for margin, right? You can buy/sell as much as you want with any amount of cash

[Anonymous No.27094877]

>>27085182
>Heroic Hedge Fund
America is doomed. Buy silver and gold. You're gonna need it

[Anonymous No.27094910]

>>27081013

Holy fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.27095058]

>>27074986
At least use Copenhagen, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.27095183]

>>27091418
I'm a college student trading for pocket change. I hope to have enough money to do exactly what you're doing one day. Fuck these greedy bastards

[Anonymous No.27095220]

>>27075439
lol. what the fuck is a community center and why would I ever want to go there

[Anonymous No.27095221]

>>27083630
>>27083000
>>27081013
Recommend me some paranormal kinks bros

[Anonymous No.27095323]

>>27095220
It's slang for ghetto.

[Anonymous No.27095352]

>>27078164
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.27095358]

>>27075439
Why do feminists love banks and corporations so much?

[Anonymous No.27095364]

>>27089452
>*searches "jewish ruling class" everyday for tweets to reply to*
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.27095383]

>>27074248
All in on AMC reporting in, fellow retards rise up.

[Anonymous No.27095403]

>>27075439
This has to be one of the least woke things I've ever seen. Truly shocking how dumb she is. That's a troll right?

[Anonymous No.27095516]

>>27080203
Still bolshevik

[Anonymous No.27095571]

>>27095364
Not me, i just found a screenshot after someone posted >>27087924

btw, fuck off Hilary before someone molotovs your house in minecraft

[Anonymous No.27095729]

>>27078164

[Anonymous No.27095732]

>>27085410

Hahahahaha holy fuck that pepe/kike meme is fucking glorious. Where do I get a copy?

[Anonymous No.27095804]

>>27090199
They couldn't afford to leave.

[Anonymous No.27095906]

>>27074060
>felony
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27095918]

>>27094615
Are you sure? I have a Cash Account on Robinhood and its constantly warning me about my day trading limit. "You may be marked as a pattern day trader if you make this order". Yeah I read that too but I'm scared to try it because they never shut up about warning me.

[Anonymous No.27095935]

>>27091255
It was fucking sad dude. A lot of these people were living modest but decent lives before 08 then they just got crushed into poverty. Their kids got hooked on drugs too basically killing any chance of their families recovering for 2 generations.

[Anonymous No.27095981]

>>27086822
This brings back memories. I know a guy from my old job that become one of the 100 richest people in Runescape then went into stocks and bought a literal LAMBO the next year. He quit work 2 weeks later.

[Anonymous No.27096173]

>>27078164
>$1000 MINIMUM
Why not make it 3000$ or 4k? Heck I want 10k for my AMC at least. What do you mean you only want to give me 100k? 200k is not enough! I love the movies, I love kino, I love AMC. Can not get enough of this stock. Wont sell for less than 1million per share.

[Anonymous No.27096297]

>>27084477
Yeah it's an interesting topic. I used to work for the forest service myself and I can personally attest that when someone went missing in my district it might have been weeks before anyone even became aware of it and called the authorities and the chances of that ever materializing into a search were slim to none.

[Anonymous No.27096359]

>>27096173
What if they just default? Does anyone else have to pay their debts then?

[Anonymous No.27096368]

>>27078164
Based and one-post pilled

[Anonymous No.27096423]

>>27074060
lol what is this yid's problem

[Anonymous No.27096465]

>>27090070
Keep on shortin', gabe!

[Anonymous No.27096478]

>>27085410
Do hedgefund pay antifa?

[Anonymous No.27096514]

>>27074334

Do you really think a 6000 year old religion based on human sacrifice that worships a bull god made of ovens has good people following it?

[Anonymous No.27096525]

>>27078164
Is this you

[Anonymous No.27096643]

>>27087101
You bought or sold magic book page in world 2 circa 2004-5, i was probably on the other side of that deal. Hope that last decade and a half has been good to you!

[Anonymous No.27096673]

>>27078164
*beep boop beep boop*
*ring.. riiiing*
Hello? Is this the based department? Yeah, you're gonna want to see this one.

[Anonymous No.27096686]

>>27074060
What does she have against chip condiments, jeez

[Anonymous No.27096702]

>>27084302
>google.com/amp/
ngmi

[Anonymous No.27096739]

>>27096359
Money is not real. They have enough. They have more than exists.

[Anonymous No.27096787]

>>27091245
There's already a dip from AH trading.
It's dead though now.
There's also half the amount of trading as there was this past week
>Avg for the week: 110 million
>Today: 50 million
Everyone is holding for dear life.
I'll ride it to the ground before selling for 10k because I didn't risk anything.
I put money in fully aware I could lose it all. Prevents me from panicking

[Anonymous No.27096853]

>>27074758
I'm in community college faggot, don't get it twisted

[Anonymous No.27096880]

>>27078164
Based biz chad

[Anonymous No.27097032]

>>27096739
Yes, but it might be an easy way out for them.

[Anonymous No.27097086]

>>27074248
Inshallah. The great Satan will burn.

[Anonymous No.27097095]

>>27090333
Michael Burry who was main guy in the Big short is a jew and big gme holder. All the biggest winners of the gme pump have been wall street jews so /pol/ nazis are in denial or just plain ignorant.

[Anonymous No.27097109]

>>27096787
If they don't do some regulatory bs, it should go up when short sellers finally cover. I'll hold for a while too, but i have a bad feeling about this. If i losoe the money nothing happens but it's still money. Well it's not like i can do anything now that market's closed. See you on monday, hopefully on the moon

[Anonymous No.27097160]

>>27096787
Same friendo, only one share, and that helps me not panic too. I’ll ride till the ground if I have to.

[Anonymous No.27097271]

>>27078164

[Anonymous No.27097355]

>>27074377
>QUICK, GET EVERY SINGLE POSTER THAT SAID 'HOLD' or 'BUY THE DIP' AND START SENDING SUBPOENAS NOW! IF WE START TODAY WE WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES BY 2028!
No court is going to take on 100,000 separate cases. They didn't even prosecute every faggot in the capitol building because of how many there were. It's literally the financial equivalent of a riot, which it wasn't even a pump and dump, just some sort of weird internet zeitgeist.

[Anonymous No.27097419]

>>27074060

[Anonymous No.27097489]

>>27078164
OY VEY!!!

[Anonymous No.27097523]

>>27078164
Holy keyed this is the best pasta of all time

[Anonymous No.27097528]

>>27074509
It *technically* is a felony to be a charlatan, but usually only if it's for financial gain. They really only go after people with big media platforms who give investment advice without a)proper qualifications and b)who don't disclose their own interests when they do give such advice.

[Anonymous No.27097533]

>>27075439
>The king and nobility is not the enemy of the working people for fucks sake. This take is so pedestrian. The king and nobility pay your wage when you're not working for free, funds the shop that repairs your farm tools, and finances your village's church. That is the level of involvement it has in your life as a peasant

[Anonymous No.27097569]

>>27076051
Awwww he looks like a senile old man in this!
I have a soft spot for people who have lost their minds due to age.
Hey old man how about you go back home and take care of the kids? I am sure that job wont financially ruin you!

[Anonymous No.27097583]

>>27095358
>Why do feminists love banks and corporations so much
Gee, I just wonder...

[Anonymous No.27097625]

>>27097533
>t-thanks, your Highness...

[Anonymous No.27097631]

>>27097355
We all know it’s scare tactics

[Anonymous No.27097713]

>>27074060
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.27097744]

>>27089832
wtfffff

[Anonymous No.27097769]

>>27074758
if someone memorized The Intelligent Investor they would not touch GME even with a 5 foot stick.

[Anonymous No.27097919]

>>27085410
as if seeing jews for the parasites they are requires being a nazi
it's common sense

[Anonymous No.27097964]

>>27074060
Oy m8 u have a license for that tweet?

[Anonymous No.27098122]

>>27078164
I have never seen a more based post

[Anonymous No.27098172]

>>27094580
oh man I forgot about paradigm shift, I've gone long enough without watching it that it's going to be hilarious again

[Anonymous No.27098186]

>>27096478
through ngos, though if they can swing it, they get the government to finance them.

[Anonymous No.27098198]

>>27097109
We have a weekend to build momentum and rile up normies against them while they keep keetching in the media, we'll see who wins out

[Anonymous No.27098260]

>>27074248
Based

[Anonymous No.27098328]

https://youtu.be/eq28NgwfdGc

[Anonymous No.27098399]

>>27074377
The law is literally the opposite of their claim.
If a licensed financial advisor gave shit advice they could be held liable for malpractice.
If some random unlicensed asshole online gives an opinion online and you follow it for no good reason, the random asshole is not liable for your actions.

[Anonymous No.27098409]

>>27081013
You seem pretty based and I hope your money doubles so you can do more of what you already do.

[Anonymous No.27098451]

>>27097109
Is there anything guaranteeing that the short sellers have to cover? What if they would rather face the legal consequences for not covering and hide the money?

[Anonymous No.27098463]

desu i still don't get how a stock is supposed to have anything to do with how a company is doing. what does it matter to the company if someone buys a share off of someone else? so what if the price goes up AFTER they sold them in the first place?

[Anonymous No.27098503]

>>27095981
legendary

[Anonymous No.27098654]

>>27078164
Here's to you, based boy

[Anonymous No.27098685]

going to ask for UK reasons. which site should i be getting into to start trading as a UK citizen. im missing out on these fun times but i don't want to miss out in the future.
>tfw business student with no idea what sites are useful

[Anonymous No.27098689]

>>27085410
>dissaffected white people
I'm an arab. This is my only avenue to hurt jews in this country where they seem to control fucking everything.
Fuck jews

[Anonymous No.27098743]

>>27074758
Physics PhD here. I don’t know shit about finances though, just here for the memes... and my profound love and belief in GME and the fine people that work there, along with completely unrelated businesses like AMC, AAL, BB...

[Anonymous No.27098956]

>>27098463
There is no direct connection.
It's just "This company is doing well, so I think this document with their logo printed on it should be worth more"
It's like how currency only has value because we society collectively agrees it does, but much dumber.

[Anonymous No.27099068]

>>27098685
i was using HL until i got tired of those flat £11 fees, installed trading212 and within 20 mins was buying shit using google pay/fingerprint. it did restrict gme on like thursday though. fine now.

[Anonymous No.27099156]

>>27098956
>what are dividends
>what are stock options
>what are shareholder meetings

[Anonymous No.27099196]

>>27085410
And they call conservatives corporate bootlickers

[Anonymous No.27099382]

>>27098451
That's exactly what I am worried about. I still think they are more likely to cover, too many people are watching.

[Anonymous No.27099406]

>>27099068
>mfw
BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.27099664]

>>27097533
The difference is actually very simple: Noblemen were expected to be trained at war, so they had national defense value. The only thing these people defend is their offshore accounts.

[Anonymous No.27099714]

>>27097095
The tribe won't get hurt and they'll still make this about nazis and antisemites in order to change regs to make it easier to fleece the goyim.

[Anonymous No.27099949]

>>27099714
I gotta wonder when they run out of 'that's antisemitic' cards. There's only so much you can hit on that before 'alt-right' opinions start being commonplace.