Meme Stonk Song Parodies.

[Anonymous No.27058229]

In light of these legendary events I'm writing stonk parodies of songs to keep morale up. will post what I have below. Those interested are welcome to join.

[Anonymous No.27058318]

Hold Shares and believe in the memes of the day
When shorters appear and dips hit the stonks

A autist unit, traders of the realm
We are the ones to spend and gain
Wary at closing, we're all bound to a share
And for the tendys we'll give our bucks
When the shorters are driven to bankrupsy
The markets will rise once again
Hold Shares and believe in the memes of the day
When shorters appear and dips hit the stonks
Will I buy or will I sell, when the markets will fall
And brave neets still hold out together as one

We trust in the dank memes
And the keks from up above
With tism and memes we will ride on
When the shorters are driven to bankrupsy
The stonks will rise once again
Hold Shares and believe in the memes of the day
When shorters appear and dips hit the stonks
Will I buy or will I sell, when the markets will fall
And brave Neets still hold out together as one
For tendies and bucks, as traders we'll die
As stonks reach the sky, as stonks reach the sky
stonks reach the sky, stonks reach the sky
And the markets will rise once again

Hold Shares and believe in the memes of the day
When shorters appear and dips hit the stonks
Will I buy or will I sell, when the markets will fall
And brave Neets still hold out together as one
Stand tall as stonks hit the sky
Stand tall as stonks hit the sky
Stonks hit in the sky
stonks the sky

Song for Ref https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOwfrniZYyE

[Anonymous No.27058470]

I give you a song of the short squeeze "The Holder". Parody of the Joker by Heavenly

Find the flaw in the hedge
got gamestop on my shares
Find the way for me to Buy

Find the wound in the hedge, cos' we're tryin'
To break on through
No order for the shorter
Still wild and cruel

Try to enter the game
To buy in on the stonks
Try to save me from his claws

Fight the shorters of hell, and we'll
Keep searching for the truth
The survivors of a dead world
Free, strong and proud

I'm still trading without turning the rules
I'm still holding despite these dips of doom
Cause he's climbing in the night
And snaking my heart

Find the flaw in the hedge
got gamestop on my shares
Find the way for me to Buy

Find the wound in the hedge, cos' we're tryin'
To break on through
No order for the shorter
Still wild and cruel

Try to enter the game
To buy in on the stonks
Try to save me from his claws

Fight the shorters of hell, and we'll
Keep searching for the truth
The survivors of a dead world
Free, strong and proud

I'm still trading without turning the rules
I'm still holding despite these dips of doom
Cause he's climbing in the night
And snaking my heart
...

Song for ref. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglLHiTDTaM

[Anonymous No.27058577]

>>27058229
Can you make a parody of this classic stock song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

[Anonymous No.27058963]

>>27058577
I'll see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.27060087]

>>27058577
And Done.

Buy in, come play the markets 'with me,
A hedge fund we will surely tank today.
Let's make the short sellers pay!
Lift up your voices.
The board rejoices; come hear us say
make shorters pay!

Hear now the autistic throng
Burst forth in festive song.
Don't cast your shares away,
Sing, shorters will finally pay!
Think what next week brings
While all the boards sing.
When there's a selling day.
Come, make hedgefunds pay!

Tendies--- and--- memes- sus- tained- us-,
Ever the hope for our investing
Deep in the heart of each sperg burning.
Never a doubt, we did not sell;
Never a fear, we did not sell.

Soon it is real, soon is the day,
Come make hedgefunds pay.

Buy in, come play the markets 'with me,
A hedge fund we will surely tank today.
Let's make the short sellers pay!
Lift up your voices.
The board rejoices; come hear us say
make shorters pay!

[Anonymous No.27061157]

Going AFK to do some chores. Feel free to post your own stuff in this thread. i know biz must have at least a few music lovers in here.