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Teenager here, over 18, who just doubled his money investing for the first time from Doge coin. I sold it all when it peaked last night. Dad said he is gonna match my thousand soon so I will have 2k to invest. Not much but a fun amount to start.
What should I read or watch in order to know how stocks and investing works? Could be helpful for all the other new fags that came here recently. Any tips for a new guy?

>> No.27053601

>>27053309
Your kind isn't welcome here. This is a far-right ethnonationalist board where we discuss the intricacies of uniswap scam coins

>> No.27053603

>>27053309
Bitcoin is not actually crypto currency. Only PirateCoin (AAAR) is an actual crypto currency. You all need to read more!

Also, the marijuana industry is untapped because of regulations. Biden will probably un/deregulate pot corps so banks can be free to do business with them. It is something to watch.
PLNHF is a good start

>> No.27053775

unironically reddit. wsb will give you a better time than here, come back when you've been on other boards and know shit

>> No.27054298

>>27053775
I have been here since 2015 I just normally hang out on /lit/ and /his/

>> No.27054642

>>27054298
Ah, a faggot.

>> No.27054753

>>27054298
>I have been here since 2015 I just normally hang out on /lit/ and /his/
you should hang out on /fit/ and /biz/ instead

>> No.27054867

>>27053309
what for /smg/ threads and read the link list

>> No.27054915
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27054915

>>27054298
I'm gonna enjoy making money off you

>> No.27054994

>>27053309
Lurk moar. Also respect your father and mother, anon. We're a G-d fearing bunch here

>> No.27055195

>>27054915
Fuck off with Bobo I never want to meet him.

>> No.27055680

>>27053601
RUBCONOOOOOOOONEEEEEECCCCCCCCCC

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27056041

>>27053309
Since you came right out and admitted your newfaggotry and you aren't entirely from reddit I'll help you out friend. Stock up on Chainlink. There's as many reasons to do so as there is FUD campaigns against it. BTC and ETH are also generally good, less risky, but much less possible return.

It's possible to flip shitcoins and 100x your money or lose it all, but holding is a better long-term strategy. Most traders lose, and I say that as someone who made 5k off doge yesterday and I didn't even ride it to the top.

Also for more information on Wall Street, watch Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told.

Good luck newfriend.

>> No.27056217

>>27055195
first mistake right here,. you need to fail to learn

>> No.27056300

>>27053309
leave while you can

>> No.27056941

>>27053309
Just lurk moar. Dont fall for the scams, youre generally safe buying the top MCAP products like ETH/DOT and ofcourse BTC

>> No.27057762

>>27056941
>>27056041
Is there a way I could learn more about these coins? This shit makes no sense to me how you can tell when to buy them or sell them and what makes a coin good or bad. Also, thank you to everyone for the tips. I will lurk more and try to read what is posted as advice.
Right now I plan on sitting on my money for the next week waiting for the market to crash due to all this wild speculation and hedge funds dying.