>THE SHORT SQUEEZE IS ON FRIDAY!

[Anonymous No.27050589]

>OKAY IT DIDNT HAPPEN BUT IT WILL HAPPEN SOON, JUST WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE SHORT SQUEEZE! HOLD NO MATTER WHAT!

[Anonymous No.27050682]

Facebook filename LMFAO
fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.27051102]

>>27050589
Based

[Anonymous No.27051216]

>>27050682
SHEEP

[Anonymous No.27051343]

>TRUST THE PLAN
>2 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.27052140]

>>27050589
this is why I think the squeeze will ultimately fail. People are stupid and will get greedy or bored and cash out. Plebbit prepped people to think it will happens instantly (tho i do see a lot of backtracking and stupid HOLD memes now then a few days ago). 1/29 contracts don't expire till the closing bell and hedgies will have some time to cover the billions of dollars in losses. It's not like it's going to happen instantly. If everyone manages to actually hold tho then yes, hedgies are about to get eternally BTFO

[Anonymous No.27052346]

Aaaand it happens right now. DIAMOND HANDS.

[Anonymous No.27052361]

>>27050589
wtf I love jews now

[Anonymous No.27052454]

>>27050589
Imagine being paid to make underaverage shilling memes. The state of the kikes, KEK

[Anonymous No.27052471]

>>27050589
Don't care. Never selling.

I will hold if it moons to $100,000 a share
I will hold if it drops to $0.10 a share
This isn't about making or losing money, it's about making jews suffer for stealing my foreskin. Fuck you jews.

[Anonymous No.27052507]

>I READ ON REDDIT ITS HAPPENING. ITS CALLED A GAMER SQUEEZE ITS GONA HAPPEN TODAY basically its when the stock goes up they have to sell it because they said it wouldnt go up! We like the stock! Hodl the line! Buy those dips! I read it could literelly go to over 30k a share lol mannn i cant wait for it to go that high im soooo gonna be loaded after this i got in at 400 and im holding strong! we're in this together guys dont let them win!

[Anonymous No.27052563]

NIcE TRY HEDGIES 2 MORE HOHRS YA KEKS

[Anonymous No.27052590]

>>27050589

[Anonymous No.27052636]

>>27050589
fuck off melvin

[Anonymous No.27052639]

>>27050589
Lol didn't read still holding

[Anonymous No.27052826]

>>27052140
the squeeze was on wednesday when it hit 500

[Anonymous No.27052862]

lmao who told you the market closed at 2pm?

[Anonymous No.27052878]

>>27050589
>KEEP HODLING AND PUMP WHALE BAGS... I MEAN GIVING IT TO THE MAN!

[Anonymous No.27053071]

>>27052878
>>27052507
>>27052140
The lack of antisemitism has me to believe that Melvinshills are extremely desperate to get everyone to sell

[Anonymous No.27053118]

I'M TROOOOOOOOSTING THE PLAN

[Anonymous No.27053138]

>>27050589
Based

[Anonymous No.27053280]

>>27050589
I hope everyone on Reddit gets persecuted for this.

[Anonymous No.27053361]

>>27050589
It’s all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.27053436]

>>27052826
no the squeeze will be when the hedgies need to cover 1/29 expiry and they find there's no fucking shares for sale
>>27053071
fuck melvin, double fuck the jews, fuck niggers, and most importantly fuck jannies. I want them to lose and lose big but I just think people are too dumb/greedy and will end up getting bored before or too soon during the actual squeeze

[Anonymous No.27053604]

>leftist faggots on reddit acting the exact same way trump voters did with MUH TRUST THE PLAN MUH WE'RE OVER THE TARGET while getting burned every single day
>they'll still blame republicans for this after it's over
wew

[Anonymous No.27053660]

>>27052878
>HOLD THE LINE, THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!!
>*dumps on you in your back*

[Anonymous No.27053669]

>HODL
>HOLD THE LINE
>TRUS THE PLAN
>THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

[Anonymous No.27053808]

>>27051216
He's literally right schlomo. Holding and your fud attempts are fruitless.

[Anonymous No.27053886]

>>27052140
Flagged for anti-Semitism.

[Anonymous No.27053963]

>>27050589
>2022
>TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO!!! THE SQUEEZE IS COMING ANY DAY NOW

[Anonymous No.27054229]

What a strange thread to make
>HAHA IM GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU I REALLY HOPE THE JEWS WIN
OP is a low IQ faggot who read all the people talking about friday and assumed it was the exact date something would happen

[Anonymous No.27054357]

JIDF really out in force today. don't be a poorfag and just hold until you see tears come out of their eyes. it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.27054373]

I'm not selling, kikenigger ;)

[Anonymous No.27054442]

>>27050589
That album behind the wojak is amazing. Everyone listen to it. It’s called Chill Out.

[Anonymous No.27054580]

>>27054229
He is either a (You) farmer or a jew himself. I’m sure every rabbi of every synagogue now is telling his pack of rats to shit up /biz/ and reddit.

[Anonymous No.27054732]

>>27050589
it's hilarious because you can see the exact time east coast wageslaves went on lunch break, opened reddithood on their phone, and panic sold their 0.7 fractional shares of GME poorfolio with a $350/share cost basis for a loss.

expect another dump at 3:10 PM when all of the west coast wagies go on lunch break.

[Anonymous No.27054733]

>>27053436
hey bro i don't know if you noticed but it's 1/29 and your glorious short squeeze ain't happening. sorry to break it to you but you were duped.

[Anonymous No.27054745]

>>27050589
Or you could hold AMC until May and it will be $30 a share. GME is going to implode and go to zero

[Anonymous No.27054795]

>>27054229
I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM LOSING MONEY BY MOCKING YOU WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY SATIRE

[Anonymous No.27055113]

>>27054733
hedgie, hedgie, get ready cause soon you'll be going off the ledgie

[Anonymous No.27055376]

Look at the udeepfuckin value post nigger..he is holding since 2019 and still strong ! Keep holding until next new moon

[Anonymous No.27055474]

>>27050589
You can buy my 1 share of gamestonk at $1488.69 or you can go try to explain to your brokers why you can't pay them back

[Anonymous No.27055477]

>hedgie, hedgie eheheh

[Anonymous No.27055502]

>>27054745
It hasn’t been over 30 since the beginning of 2017
don’t listen to this>>27054745 retard

[Anonymous No.27055696]

The squeeze could work if retards hold long enough for it to work and not just this friday

[Anonymous No.27055733]

>>27054229
>>27054357
>>27054373
Yeah bro’s, just keep holding your shares of a worthless brick and mortar retail company, the Jews will be out of power any day now! Let’s go to another #StopTheSteal rally while we’re at it, Trump is unsealing the indictments in just two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.27055771]

>>27054373
Enjoy your bags all the way to the bottom then.

[Anonymous No.27055836]

>>27050589
>iPhone filename
Hedgie interns working overtime

[Anonymous No.27055943]

>>27053604
>everything is politics
fuck off

[Anonymous No.27055982]

>>27052507
>fucking up the green text
First day schlomo?

[Anonymous No.27056058]

>>27052471
>make Jews suffer by being their bag holder

Ya ok champ

[Anonymous No.27056236]

>>27055696
yes, but the human nature....

[Anonymous No.27056258]

>>27055771
Ok i will

[Anonymous No.27056294]

>>27054373
>lose money
>”Y-yeah! That’ll show them!”
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.27056793]

>>27054373
what app is that

[Anonymous No.27058222]

>>27056294
Its not about money
Never was
Thats why jews and their slave sabbath goym are so confused and frightend
Im Indian btw and i deserve to see wallstreet get ass ravaged and maybe later get their money
Russians and Chinese did this, they injected this idea to squeze long time ago, even before Soviet Union fell
They decided to pull it off now from their magic hat of tricks
Im in, i dont care and will have no reprecussions on me
Americans will
If america collapses and it will, Asia goes UP
To the fucking moon literally
There are more than 2 billion of us and as much as i can see and hear, this shit is gaining traction at the moment
New software is being published since tuesday and no american jew can control what can and cant be bought
Even if it all goes to shit and retarditt loses money, new stunts are around the corner until the market fully closes
Its ww3 already and there is no need for steel or fire
Only greasy keayboard and cracked touchcontrol smartphones, with any internet connection
Its best most shareholders are american but that doesnt seem to be the case anymore
Biden will have to do somethig bad for america to stop this
I dont give a flying shit about profits when i know i am part in holding this much power over the most powerful ones

Shills are weak and ineffective

[Anonymous No.27059716]

THIS ONES FOR YOU DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.27060400]

>>27055733
>>27055771
>>27056294
>y-y-y-you'll lose money!! don't you want to sell?! I said sell!

lol

[Anonymous No.27060552]

>>27052140
>If everyone manages to actually hold tho then ye
This is what makes everyone in crypto roll their eyes. I know this is babbies first PnD for a lot of people, especially since things like this dont happen that often in stocks. But it NEVER works out that everyone just holds forever, lol. Ever. This isn't our first parabolic bubble, and Im pretty sure the vast majority of this board has 1st hand experience with multiple parabolic bubbles.

This will end in tears for 90% of people, and it wouldn't surprise me if the people being the loudest about their successful unrealized positions are actively exiting while telling all the idiots to hodl their bags.

[Anonymous No.27060680]

Don't deface a good album with your retarded wojak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWebqCRw7o4