/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27041508]

You fuckimg assholes are hurting real people witb real lives and when one of these guys kills themself good luck explaiming thag to the fucking FBI you greedy little fucking cocksukcers fuck you basement dweller pieces of shit im financially ruined

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/business-economics/traders-in-meltdown-as-reddit-forum-leaves-hedge-fund-on-the-brink-of-bankruptcy/28/01/

[Anonymous No.27041646]

>MAN THROWS CHAIR

We Fucking Did It

[Anonymous No.27041781]

>>27041508
lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.27041885]

>>27041508
Based Chair Thrower

[Anonymous No.27042059]

>>27041508
Good I hope he livestreams his suicide.

[Anonymous No.27042135]

>>27041508
God I wish we had flags on this board

[Anonymous No.27042161]

>throwing chairs
anons and fellow redditors I think it was wory it

[Anonymous No.27042226]

They've been robbing normal people blind for years and we're supposed to feel sorry for them when the tables are turned?

[Anonymous No.27042414]

Pathetic

[Anonymous No.27042446]

>>27041508
>throwing his chair
Soon the entire world will know what it's like to be a gamer.
GAMERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.27042473]

>>27041508
>throws chair
do the world a favour and throw yourselfs out the window you rat faced bastards

[Anonymous No.27042501]

what does dilbert have to say about this?

[Anonymous No.27042525]

>>27041508
>You fuckimg assholes are hurting real people witb real lives
yeah that's what i want to do

[Anonymous No.27042641]

Is there a compilation

[Anonymous No.27042677]

die kikes

[Anonymous No.27042682]

>>27041508
"They" realized some time ago that people truly vote with their money, so "they" tried to rig it so that all of our money combined didn't add up to as much money (and power) as a small number of "them" possessed.
WE are now waking up to the facts that people truly vote with their money, that there are more of us than "them", and if we can band together and control more money (and power) than "they" do... then "THEY" LOSE.
>
>We shall take from "them" in every way possible -- until the scales are balanced.

[Anonymous No.27042711]

>>27041508
Is this not an old video? I see no signs of Covid here, could just be reposted by some dumb twitter retards.

[Anonymous No.27042759]

>>27041508
>https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/business-economics/traders-in-meltdown-as-reddit-forum-leaves-hedge-fund-on-the-brink-of-bankruptcy/28/01/

>Hurting real people with real lives

I just like the stock anon, I have the right to buy some if I like it

[Anonymous No.27042768]

>>27041508
>FUCK HEDGIES
>WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
FUCK HEDGIES
WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
>FUCK HEDGIES
>WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
FUCK HEDGIES
WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
>FUCK HEDGIES
>WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
FUCK HEDGIES
WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
>FUCK HEDGIES
>WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO
FUCK HEDGIES
WE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO

[Anonymous No.27042804]

>>27042711
it's not even citron or melvin, like the guy claims on twitter.
it's an old video.

[Anonymous No.27042835]

>>27042711
BREAKING: COVID NOW DETECTED IN PHOTOGRAPHS

[Anonymous No.27042889]

>>27041508
that poor chair

[Anonymous No.27042932]

Brink? We WILL finish the job

[Anonymous No.27042964]

>>27041508
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.27042969]

>>27041508

hope they all kill themselves really

[Anonymous No.27043077]

ANUDDA SHOAH what a good lolocaust week

[Anonymous No.27043102]

>>27041508
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.27043116]

The gamestop short was an effort to eliminate the availability of game titles which the current globohomo borg felt were problematic. That and to destroy jobs. That is always a priority for these fucking parasites.

[Anonymous No.27043136]

THAT BASTARD ABUSED THAT POOR CHAIR

THAT'S IT, I'M FUCKING HOLDING FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.27043175]

And now the Dow is around 29,950, about 4% off its recent high a week ago. Good job, 4chan.

[Anonymous No.27043225]

>>27041508
webm of trader throwing his chair?

[Anonymous No.27043242]

>“It is short-squeeze hell,” said another portfolio manager at a London hedge fund. “People are crying. Once every few years people get to learn all over again the meaning of gamma squeeze,” he said.
KEK

[Anonymous No.27043294]

>

[Anonymous No.27043305]

>>27042835
>You can work in a call center, where employees are packed in like sardines, without masks right now

[Anonymous No.27043310]

Remember that time they filmed themselves drinking champagne and laughing at the occupy Wallstreet crowd?

Those kids have investment accounts, jobs and stimulus checks, with a hive mind now. No mercy. If we can't guillotine you in the streets we'll bankrupt you until you do it yourself

[Anonymous No.27043369]

>>27042768
Fuck you shithead i hope you know what a fucking IP address is because im going to backtrace that fucker and give it some of my buddies who have FBI windbreakers and well see if you can be antisemetic in jail fucker i hate you

[Anonymous No.27043382]

>>27042835
>masks
>social distancing
Are you actually fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.27043426]

>>27043294
Mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.27043451]

You messed with gamers, okay. Gamers. And now youre gonna pay for it.

[Anonymous No.27043487]

>>27042804

It's from 2017 at least

https://twitter.com/ryanpaisey/status/925827918378487808

[Anonymous No.27043599]

>>27041508

https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

Better hold.

[Anonymous No.27043609]

oh no they won't be able to buy a third boat now what a shame

TO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUALS MONITORING MY POSTS, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR STATEMENT:
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT SATIRE. I DO CONDONE AND SUPPORT ALL OF THE OPINIONS AND ADVICES EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE, I AM A LAWYER, AND I AM A PROFESSIONAL INVESTOR, AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS PROFESSIONAL LEGAL AND FINANCIAL ADVICE.
EVERY SINGLE POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP AND ALL OTHER IPs IS MINE, IS HONEST, AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS DIRECT, VALID, AND IMMINENT THREATS. AT EVERY OCCASION, THE INDIVIDUAL ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED, AND ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND THREATS OF VIOLENT ACTS AGAINST EVERY TYPE OF PERSON, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BANKERS, THE FRENCH, OR FRENCH BANKERS.
IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A STRONG INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS BOARD AND WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I EXACTLY KNOW WHY AND HOW I AM HERE, I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION, AND I DO SUPPORT AND IN FACT AM THE DIRECT CAUSE OF EVERY ACTION BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP AND ALL OTHER GROUPS.

[Anonymous No.27043639]

>>27041508
NOSE MAD

[Anonymous No.27043661]

this gives me a boner

[Anonymous No.27043656]

>>27043305
>>27043382
I go to work, no one wears a mask. Sure we don't hold hands and kiss each other every 15 minutes but the point still stands.

[Anonymous No.27043670]

>>27041508
WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE REGULATED, THE MARKETS CONSIST OF HIGHLY SPECULATIVE INSTRUMENTS AND CLEARLY THEY NEED SOMEONE TO ENSURE THEY DON'T SUFFER INSANE LOSSES.

[Anonymous No.27043681]

Fake

[Anonymous No.27043764]

>>27043382
Ill social distance your whore mothers buttcheeks apart and fuck her to spite you little pizza faces nerds and take your fucking allowance. Your fucking grounded shithead and will learn your fucking lessom

[Anonymous No.27043816]

This is some of the worst lazy-type journalism I've ever seen.
It's even worse than those useless articles saying "McDonalds has a new limited-time sauce for your McNuggets"

[Anonymous No.27043823]

>>27042525
This.

[Anonymous No.27043828]

>>27043369
HAHAHAHAHAahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27043931]

NICE CAREER YOU HAVE THERE

[READ THIS No.27043975]

>>27041508

[Anonymous No.27043999]

>>27041508
WE DID IT REDDIT!

[Anonymous No.27044043]

>>27041508
https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Anonymous No.27044055]

Post your official Hedge Manager songs boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

[Anonymous No.27044081]

>>27041508
We like the stock
Stop cry kid

[Anonymous No.27044460]

>>27044043
It's so much better with audio holy kek

[Anonymous No.27044534]

>>27043656
That is a financial institution in NYC, a bit different than the dildo refinery in Kansas you work at.

[Anonymous No.27044648]

>>27041508
hope this is real i’m buying some memes now

[Anonymous No.27044687]

>>27041508
>Some smallfries are angry while the big guys didn't even notice what you're doing
Oh no poor wallstreet...

[Anonymous No.27044723]

>>27041508
reddit people are real too...I believe

[Anonymous No.27044791]

>>27041508
There is risk involved in the stockmarket.

[Anonymous No.27044804]

>>27041508
lol fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.27044941]

>>27043294
...I'M MAD, MAN

[Anonymous No.27044947]

>>27043609

[Anonymous No.27045003]

>>27044043
God, this makes me so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.27045247]

>>27044043
You’re laughing. a man to threw his chair and you’re laughing.

[Anonymous No.27045267]

>>27043609
kek

[Anonymous No.27045358]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27045445]

>>27041508
I hate to say it, but I think reddit are based...

[Anonymous No.27045503]

>>27044043
>DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.27045524]

>>27042059
GoPro jump from 148th floor when?

[Anonymous No.27045585]

>>27041508
>You fuckimg assholes are hurting real people witb real lives
We tried telling you this for decades and you ignored us.

Our turn :^)

[Anonymous No.27045739]

[Anonymous No.27045924]

Hedgefunders are like Commies, (they are not human) so it is fine to take joy in their destruction and participate any way you can.

[Anonymous No.27046477]

FAKE
FAKE
FAKE

>>27043487

[Anonymous No.27046582]

>>27041508
the best part in all of this is that reddit takes all the heat kek

[Anonymous No.27047227]

>>27041508
WAAAAHHHH MY ONE GORILLION SHEKELS BET BLEW UP IN MY HOOK NOSE. THIS IS A HATE CRIME OY VEEEEYYYYYYY. Good get fucked. I hope Hindenburg was also fucked by this.

[Anonymous No.27047434]

>>27041508