/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27016464]

Holy fucking shit. What the fuck have you guys been up to? Can I get TL;DR of the last 4 days? I were hiking for a few days with very limited internet and when I get back /biz/ and plebbit has broken the GME and robinhood. Also what the fuck is up with Nokia?

[Anonymous No.27016679]

Read the news homo

[Anonymous No.27016869]

>>27016464
Strap in lad, you're about to witness the greatest transfer of wealth in the history of mankind.

[Anonymous No.27016877]

We're all getting rich

[Anonymous No.27016880]

Reddit taken over this board

[Anonymous No.27017011]

r/wallstreetbets is pumping gamestop stock because it is (or perhaps was) overshorted based on publicly available information. Momentum from the pump caught the news and now it's gone global because of how ridiculous the price is.

[Anonymous No.27017021]

>>27016464
so basically Reddit is fucking over wall street and we're all investing to help while simultaneously getting paid.

[Anonymous No.27017530]

>>27016464
Go all in on NOK.
This is your last chance

[Anonymous No.27018584]

>>27016464
A subreddit called /r/wallstreetbets started pumping GME a few days ago, and /biz/ anons got onboard with it. Some other stocks like Nokia and BBBY also started getting pumped, as well as Dogecoin which saw a maximum of 8 cents. Yesterday, Robinhood limited peoples' ability to buy these stocks, leading everyone from congresspeople to the general public thinking they're trying to manipulate the market.

Currently, people are trying to pump Dogecoin especially, as well as other assets.

[Anonymous No.27018943]

>>27016464
somebody is outjewing the jew

[Anonymous No.27019059]

I hope you bought silver anon

[Anonymous No.27019078]

>>27016464
We defeated Fascism in the White House and now we're defeating it on Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.27019209]

>>27016464
Crashing the stock market and starting holocaust 2.0, you?

[Anonymous No.27019621]

>>27019078
weak bait

[Anonymous No.27019688]

I hate niggers!

[Anonymous No.27019768]

>>27016464
You missed out on a unique opportunity to become a millionaire within 3 days

[Anonymous No.27020001]

>>27019078
But you are siding with white supremacists

[Anonymous No.27020041]

>>27019621
Just a matter of time until you Trumpists try to storm the NYSE

[Anonymous No.27020169]

>>27017011
http://isthesqueezesquoze.com

[Kotonohas' Husbando No.27020236]

We are bringing down america

[Anonymous No.27020304]

[Anonymous No.27020412]

>>27016464
we're crashing a hedge fund
with no survivors

[Anonymous No.27020837]

>>27019078
>We defeated Fascism in the White House
So you defeated a fascist dictator with an election? You do realize that by doing so it proves he wasn't a fascist dictator, right?

[Anonymous No.27020951]

>>27020001
Uhhhhh...no

There has been a great deal of stolen valor from the fash on this website trying to take praise for the actions of redditors, who may I add, are overwhelmingly leftwing.

[Anonymous No.27021108]

>>27020837
>Ignoring the part where he literally claimed the election was stolen (lies) and then sent his stormtroopers to attack the Capitol.

Textbook Fash.

[Anonymous No.27021171]

>>27016464
AAAAAAAAA
market crash otw according to prophecy

[Anonymous No.27021236]

>>>27020001
Or they can't say either way...

[Anonymous No.27021261]

>>27020837
He attempted a coup and had his supporters storm the capital...

[Anonymous No.27021291]

>>27016464
we teamed up with Reddit to crash Wallstreet and its working

[Anonymous No.27021411]

>>27021108
glow in the dark trying to bait out nazi screenshots >>27020951

[Anonymous No.27021454]

>>27020951
uhhhhh sweety......
u hav to go back

[Anonymous No.27021484]

>>27019078
lol wall st is all kikes retard

[Anonymous No.27021613]

>>27021108
>>Ignoring the part where he literally claimed the election was stolen (lies) and then sent his stormtroopers to attack the Capitol.
You do realize that fascist dictator wouldn't just bitch and moan on twitter and wouldn't have his rednecks show up with their phones to takes selifes right? He would order his military to defend him at all costs.
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.27021709]

>>27016869
This. Millions of poorfags are about to donate their net worth to Wall Street in one swift move! You couldn't make it up

[Anonymous No.27021775]

>>27021613
no hes just jewish

[Anonymous No.27021835]

>>27017011
This.

Someone’s about to owe me a metric fuck-ton of money because some idiot decided to short my favorite company’s stock and now it’s doing really well.

Also they’re crying over it.

[Anonymous No.27021941]

>>27016869
This.

/biz/'s master plan is finally coming to fruition

[Anonymous No.27021956]

>>27021261
>He attempted a coup and had his supporters storm the capital...
??? So were the Dems attempting a coup of the SCOTUS when they stormed the Senate builidng over Kavanaugh? Or maybe it was just 2 cases of idiot extremists going too far.
You zoomer retards should look up how fascist dictators operate. They don't cry on twitter then tell their followers to go home peacefully when things get too hot. Trump could have threatened to use nukes, or put tanks in front of the White House.
A real fascist would have sent out kill squads against Joe Biden and the Dem leadership. Christ you people are so dumb.

[Anonymous No.27021962]

Basically...niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.27023803]

>>27018943
Can... Can you do that?

[Anonymous No.27024247]

>>27023803
yes, but it will be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.27024435]

>>27016464
n-nothing.. just whatever you do, DON'T buy gamestop stock today!

[Anonymous No.27024682]

>>27021709
keked

[Anonymous No.27025307]

>>27021941
fags will still say its collusion

[Anonymous No.27026495]

>>27017530
this
huge week next week, earnings out and it's gonna be yuge...

[Anonymous No.27028805]

>>27021956
This is your brain on Newsmax