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27000394 No.27000394 [Reply] [Original]

Give me one reason why you haven't invested in this man yet

>> No.27000525

He’s great but has an Antichrist vibe

>> No.27000630

>>27000394
He is an bigger piece of human garbage than me.

>> No.27000632

I didn't just come here from Reddit

>> No.27000716

I did. I sold my share to buy amc

>> No.27000725
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>>27000394
I have nothing to invest

>> No.27000728

>>27000632
>/biz/ doesn't hold tsla
when did that happen

>> No.27000780

>>27000394

I have bitcoin so I guess I have

>> No.27000871

>>27000394
He's based but (((the system))) will destroy him unless he becomes a baby eater like the rest of them

>> No.27001055

>>27000728
it's like they hate money

>> No.27001116

>>27000394
tesla is overvalued

>> No.27001234

>>27000394
I have $150k invested in this man.

>> No.27001303

>>27000394
Because I met him once at a whole foods in California and he called me a nigger after I asked for a picture.

>> No.27001373

he's a prick and a redditor

>> No.27001406
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>>27000394
I did

>> No.27001475

>>27000394
electric cars are meme unless they improve batteries by ten fold which is unlikely without complete new technology

>> No.27001544

>>27000394
SpaceX isn't publicly traded yet
when it is, I'm putting most of my money on it

>> No.27001661

>>27001406
Please tell me u have a higher res

>> No.27001683

>>27001475
Hybrids are selling extremely well

>> No.27001697

>>27000394
I cannot stand him and his leming worshippers should be gassed

>> No.27001710

>>27000394
his wife is ugly and he should've married a member of LOONA instead

>> No.27001711
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>>27001475
You’re a tard they can already go almost as far as gas cars for much less
Take into account lower maintenance even less

>> No.27001755

>>27000394
What am I investing in exactly? I'm not interested in joining a cult

>> No.27001840

>>27001303
Maybe you should have been a nigger somewhere else, then.

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27001855

I did, and have been making mad gains from it.

Thank you, Elon.

>> No.27001870

>>27001116
Oh shit is it? What about that other stonk we like?

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>>27001661

>> No.27002083

>>27001711
no they are not, besides the infrastructure is no near close to being ready

>> No.27002911

>>27002083

>> No.27003019

He cannot 100X me like MUSE can

>> No.27003138
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>>27002083
353 vs 400

>> No.27003176

>>27001840
I wasn't. I just said "holy shit! elon musk? I really like the new tesla truck its really innovative, can I get a picture?" and he said "fuck off nigger I'm busy." and then I walked away.

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>>27002083
moron

>> No.27003493

He comes across as a charlatan posing as a genius. He's entertaining at least.

>> No.27003820

>>27003493
where are the tunnel tracks and battery planes?

oh wait... nope nothing. thanks

>> No.27003960

>>27002083
Do you even have a car? Nobody maxes out their range in a day, electric has been fine for a daily driver since the 90's, and the "infrastructure" is already in place you retard. You're using it right now, or you at least used it to charge up because I would bet you're a faggot posting on a phone.

>> No.27003966

>>27000394
I don't really believe TSLA is a good buy and SpaceX is private. The millisecond they start selling SpaceX shares I'm buying in though.

>> No.27004118

>>27000394
Buy at the top, simps

>> No.27004242

>>27004118
Your faggot ass has been saying that for years, admit it

>> No.27004761

>>27000871
Hasn't thus far which is hopeful

>> No.27004950

>>27004242
No. Its extremely overvalued. There is no basis for their market cap, the cars have reliability problems, and musk has problems with the SEC.

>> No.27004974

>>27002083
Funny thing is even if you're right that would mean the stock is nowhere near priced in

>> No.27005136

>>27000394
He's fucked when the Japs get serious about EVs. His other ideas are bunk.

>> No.27005160

>>27001683
>>27001711
Shutup idiots. Tesla is a meme and elon knows that hydrogen is the future and he is doing everything in his power to shut it down so everyone is forced to use his meme technology which is just as unsustainable as fossil fuel.

>> No.27005228

>>27000394
i did all in on #bitcoin

>> No.27005276

>>27000394
i'm over 18

>> No.27005422

>>27001116
this. it's not worth anywhere near 800 a share rn

>> No.27005469

>>27003176
Pics or it didn't happen

>> No.27006974

>>27005160
Doge is a meme that was endorsed by Elon and now look at it.

>> No.27007910

>>27006974
Hydrogen energy will become a minimum 15 trillion dollar industry by 2030. You want serious gains? Invest in companies developing hydrogen engines or providing hydrogen energy.

>> No.27008254

>>27001755
Fully automated cars you dumb nigger

First company to accomplish that will be worth 10’s of trillions

>> No.27008525

>>27005469
As I said, he didn't want to take a picture. Otherwise I'd have one.

>> No.27008767

>>27000394
Waiting for him to dip.

>> No.27009155

>>27000394
Can’t afford it
Poorfag here

>> No.27009257

>>27008254
And why would that company be Tesla? They are a million miles from it and going backwards. Musk is a cult leader not much better than Adam Neumann. Tesla would be stronger if he were removed.

>> No.27009363

>>27008254
Will have huge implications in the commercial world but honestly I'm unconvinced by its consumer appeal. People would rather buy a 18k Toyota EV than a 30 grand unreliable Tesla just because it has some proprietary code they'll probably be too scared to enable anyway.

>> No.27009484
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27009484

>>27000394

I'm already invested in this man

$CLF

>> No.27009510

>>27003960
this is why people dont like Elon besides the charlatan vibes he gives off. Theres an army of assblasted loyalists like yourself which we despise. Go back nigger

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27009589

>>27000394
WOOOO LE MEMERINO TWITTERINO POSTER SAID TO BUY DOGE

>> No.27009590

>>27007910
Fuck you and your FCEL. We went through this exact same shit 20 years ago.

>> No.27009609

>>27000725
cope

>> No.27009848

>>27009484
Fuck you and your steel stocks man, CLF is only moving because they bought arcelor.

>> No.27009995

StarLink IPO is gonna be huge, will put half my life savings in on a long position

>> No.27010236

>>27009995
Clearly you haven't ever had satellite internet.

>> No.27010421

>>27008254
it's going to be cool in the future, the idea of driving as something people were forced to do to get around let alone as a living will easily be seen as retarded.
"they just sat in a metal box and followed lines for dozens of hours a week?"

>> No.27010745

>>27009590
Tech ology has advanced since then. Japs figured out how to make green steel, there are 2 ways to do it. Ausbros are now going to use their iron ore to make green steal instead of selling their iron ore, they will use this export to create bankroll hydrogen. Sales will be guaranteed as UK wont sell fossil fuel engines from 2030, rest of the global market will follow suit, hydrogen will be cheaper to produce than fossil fuels, entire market will adopt new hydrogen products.

Look up what's going on in Australia at the moment and you will see this is the ground floor. Only up from here.

>> No.27010854

>>27010236
Go look up reviews of the beta program on YouTube. People in the backwoods of Canada are getting 150 mbs. There is a huge underserved market for rural internet and internet in developing countries

>> No.27011001

>>27009510
>assblasted loyalists
Get fucked you crosseyed double nigger. I will never own a Tesla, they're low quality for their price. That said I actually understand this "technology stuff" and you said something stupid so I corrected you.
>Go back nigger
I was here in 2004, munch on my hairy asshole.

>> No.27011413

>>27000394
I don't have any money.
But also waiting for Starlink to open. Gonna dump everything I have (if I have anything at that time) into it as soon as it does.

>> No.27011452

reddit needs to go before it gets even worse

>> No.27011630

>>27000525
Take your meds schizo

>> No.27011834

flip flops on a dime and doesn't give a fuck
i guess we can watch the doge fags cry
but this is bad for new friends

>> No.27012355

>>27010854
There's more to an internet connection than speed. And wow, youtube accounts? I cant fake one of those for publicity, its not possible.

>> No.27012805

>>27000394

I was but then I checked RH and my fractional share had been liquidated. I didn't even get a message. Anyone else

>> No.27013070
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27013070

25 AMC @ $12.50
1 GME @ $320
Why did I wake up

>> No.27013566

>>27013070
Go back to sleep. The interesting part is later

>> No.27016763

>>27000394
ELON IS THE SAVIOR OF MAN KIND
BUY THE TESLA
DIG THE TUNNEL
GO TO MARS