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Musk Changed his bio and BTC blew up. Everyone say thank you Musk

>> No.26976399
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>>26976340
Thank you Musk

>> No.26976451
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>>26976340
Thank you Musk
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26976476

>>26976340
nooooo, my money isn't there yet and i couldn't buy. NOOOOOO

>> No.26976554

Guys I invested in bitcoin for the first time 3 hours ago. What's happening I'm scared.

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OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

>> No.26976596

Just made 200000k. Thanks Elon!

>> No.26976642

>>26976340
Thank you daddy

>> No.26976662

>>26976340
Robinhood isn't doing instant deposit for crypto and my state isn't BInance friendly. What do?

>> No.26976679

Thank you McAfee

>> No.26976722

>>26976340
Nah FUCK Elon Musk and FUCK influences. The future is decentralized. BTC alone is god and savior

>> No.26976747

>>26976340
thank you Musk
Just moved my BTC into LINK

>> No.26976755

10% spike is now going back.

Hope you fags made the most of it.

>> No.26976770

>>26976340
Thank you based Elon

>> No.26976783

FUCK YOU MUSK I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH

>> No.26976796

>>26976662
Stop using fucking Robinhood

>> No.26976808

Great, I sold my btc mining stocks to swing amc and this nigger goes and sends btc to the moon

>> No.26976815

>>26976340
thank you musk

>> No.26976856

>>26976340
I bought some last night for the hell of it, was sitting here about to go to bed and noticed it was jumping up
>guess I'll see if there is any news on /biz/
how much higher it gonna get?

>> No.26976861

>>26976340
Tell this cunt to put 1% of their 20b cash into btc, all the cucks will follow And then we’ll get a 100k btc . Fast.

>> No.26976858

>>26976796
Okay, then what? I'm hearing that the alternatives are fuk.

>> No.26976868

>>26976340
>bitcoin
>not monero
fucking gay

>> No.26976888
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>>26976679
this he's the McAfee of 2021 it looks like but I don't mind it

>> No.26976927

ahaha just realized I posted the wrong chart lol but this basically what BTC looks like rn

>> No.26976928

the most based african

>> No.26977025

>>26976340
>waste time studying market patterns
>start to feel confident about it
>make decent money
>Chad Musk comes in and ruins it

I am not even mad

>> No.26977037

>>26976554
Great, now you're here forever my frend.

>> No.26977074

>>26976340
Dumping right back down

>> No.26977093

Not so easy to pump a coin as big as this eh you dump redditors

>> No.26977144

>pumped GME the other day
>now this
Elon's out for blood against all the bears who constantly shorted him. They have made a very powerful enemy. Make peace with your god, Bobo.

>> No.26977197

>>26977093
I think we’re getting $350k minimum by tomorrow, see dogecoin’s 1000% climb

>> No.26977261

>>26977197
If Elon ain't on board then good luck with that.

>> No.26977396

>>26976722
XMR general is that way

>> No.26977669

>>26977261
What part of #bitcoin didnt you understand? $100k is FUD at this point, I foresee $500k as the minimum top

>> No.26977724

>>26976340
(((They))) are the ones pumping bitcoin this time.

>> No.26977812

>>26976858
Fidelity

>> No.26977919

>>26976340
>Kraken down
Yeah, thanks

>> No.26977957

jesus he's like if Rick and Morty was a person, no wonder the increased reddit crossover is bringing in so much spam of this fag

>> No.26977970

>>26977812
Ty for replying.

I have $$$ in Fidelity but I don't believe they do Crypto

>> No.26978013

>>26976340
Who ever imagined that BTC is a Pump and Dump project like any other shitcoin project out there?

>> No.26978034

Thank u papa muskrat

>> No.26978161

Based Musk

>> No.26978187

>>26976340
Thanks papa elon, you are my favorite African american

>> No.26978572

>>26977197
I think you're retarded. Too much money needed to get to 350k, it will take institutions, not private retards falling for memes. It will happen, but not like this and not now

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I am financially rescued

>> No.26978631

>>26976340
I've had BTC in coinbase unchecked for like 3 years, what's the current price?

>> No.26978643

>>26976340

Thank you Musk, you're a cool goy (I mean guy) for once.

>> No.26978710

A bunch of futures and options expired on binance today, retards.

>> No.26978801

>>26976662
Stop using fucking robinhood
coinbase or kraken or binance US

>> No.26978861

Kind of mad. I was gonna sell GME on open and throw it into BTC. Im still gonna do it, but it would have been nice if Elon could have waited one more day.

>> No.26978904

>>26976340
Domo arigato Mr. Rocket-o

>> No.26978942

>>26978801
I want to stop using it but
Coinbase: Crashes
Kraken: Crashes
Binance US: Not allowed in my state.

Which do I have the best shot with?

>> No.26978959

>>26978631
37k

>> No.26978999

>tfw gaining a yearly wage in literal minutes
I feel nothing

>> No.26979020

I move some money out of bitcoin since it's chilled out and this happens

>> No.26979068

>>26978710
And you're the only person on earth who knows it?

>> No.26979156

The simulation is getting out of hand

>> No.26979186

What is a good exchange for yuropoors?

>> No.26979208

Based Elon tusk

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MY ALTS ARE BLEEDING IN SATS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26979278

>>26978572
you have to believe or ngmi

>> No.26979300

>>26978861
Think about all the people who’s going to do the same switch, from stocks to crypto. A lot of them will need a few days to get verified and learn how to buy, but the next few weeks will be gloriously green

>> No.26979412

Fuck you Musk I want this market to end.

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>>26976340
okay cool now what can i buy with it

>> No.26979447

>>26978942
stick with coinbase it's really not that bad. Also Cashapp is pretty solid but no limit orders

>> No.26979474

>using bittrex
>forgot password
>24 hour wait to reset password

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>>26976340

FUCKING yes BOIS crypto is kING AND STICKS CAN FUCK THEM SELVES

FUCKING STOCKMARKET BOOMERS FROM REDDIT COMING ON /BIZ/

STUPID CUNTS

GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING REDDIT SHITHOLE AND FUCKING NEVER COME BACK

CRYPTO IS KING CRYPTO IS KING BITCOING TO THE MOON FUCK YOU

for all the bobos out there - I respect what you're doing and I'm sorry for your insane losses today. At least you are speculating on crypto, not dumb faggy stocks, and are 4chin OGs so I have plenty of respect for you

To the normies: GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR LITTLE CUNT BOXES

>> No.26979583

>>26979447
Thank you.

Is there any chance that I can get setup on either site in less than a day?

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GAS IS TOO FUCKING HIGH

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>>26979526
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.26979659

Just wait for burgers to wake up

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>>26976340
Thank you Musk.

>> No.26979807

CRASHING

>> No.26979854

>>26976340
US is not even awake yet lel

>> No.26979942

>>26979807
A quick pump and dump on bitcoin. Classic.

>> No.26980042

>>26979807
>>26979942
Don't underestimate teh power of Elon Munsk. Normies are still sleeping.

>> No.26980117

God fucking dammit let BTC test 20k already so we can fucking go to 60k
I don't want to wait until March to buy just crash it now
CRASH IT NOW

>> No.26980159

Yeah but will get my shitty Riot Blockchain shares in the green?

>> No.26980163

>>26980042
Elon can use his meme magic on literally anything, but why touch my precious BTC? Don't want retarded 20% spikes and drops in the upcoming days.

>> No.26980263

>>26978999
same and I didn't run the numbers and don't maintain something like a blockfolio to glance at

>> No.26980270

>>26980163
The CHOSEN coin will not drop when people start exiting the market out of spite.

>> No.26980361

>>26976340
Whatbio? Some twitter bullshit or what?

>> No.26980401

https://news.bitcoin.com/statera-a-global-deflationary-asset/

https://mobile.twitter.com/StateraProject/status/1355080824597721088?s=09

It's happening, /biz/ is going to miss the train again

>> No.26980690

>>26979583
How would you know it crashes if you are not set up on it?

>> No.26980749

>>26976662
What should I use, me being from italy?

>> No.26980798

>>26976340
>thank you
Musk can fuck off, I don't want paper handed autists on bitcoin. Long-term, this is bad for the coin

>> No.26980854

>>26976340
thanks for exploding gas fees you fucking african bitch

>> No.26980866

ETH will follow later. This is one reason why everyone should be holding Statera, and make the gains even bigger in the index pools

>> No.26980911

you are going to jail motherfucker and im going to short TSLA with every single dollar I make until it goes to 0

>> No.26981174

>>26976340
how does he have so much power? like just one tweet from him is the easiest and most effective market manipulation method i have seen

>> No.26981193

>>26979068
Anyone else with half a brain knows it.

>> No.26981280

>>26978801
I'm Canadian what to use

>> No.26981428

>>26977812
what kind of retard uses a stock market for btc. you use something like localbitcoins

>> No.26981470

>>26980690
That's what folks here are saying about it.

Which is faster at getting an account and deposit processed? Coinbase or Cashapp?

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Thank you Musk!

>> No.26982601

>>26976340
Thank you Musk

>> No.26983026

Thank you musk

>> No.26983080

>>26976340
jerkd one out to grimes already, thats enough thanking him

>> No.26983174

>>26976340
God bless you elon lol jfc

>> No.26983753

Hey, you know what?, Id like to know why the fuck ted cruz, AOC and fucking elon musk all agreed on some shit.....

>> No.26983781

Thank you Musk

>> No.26983841

>>26983753
Ted browses 4chan
AOC browses reddit
Elon browses both

>> No.26984226

>>26983841
I mean ur not wrong

>> No.26984541

>>26983841
I have to admit, I sincerely want that cute horse beaner to severely punish me for having a small benis

>> No.26984929

>>26981470
Make sure cashapp allows withdrawals before you make an account, you want to know you’re buying actual bitcoin not just contracts

>> No.26985786

>>26976554
Ride out the waves, bro, don't dip and be a Timmy.

>> No.26985840

>>26976340
Now do fucking Chainlink already

>> No.26985903

I only worship sergay, does you god have a fucking big mac?

>> No.26985961

>>26976340
Bullish for Kleros.

>> No.26985986
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Thank you Musk!

>> No.26986016

>richest man in the world is still petty enough to take potshots at shorties even if it totally fucks up a concurrent, historic effort by the little guy to do the same thing
could go either way, but i'm thinking cringe as fuck on this one

>> No.26986090

>>26976340
The guy really hates shorters

>> No.26986354

>>26976554
Buckle up

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FUCK YOU MUSK

>> No.26986777

>>26986016
nobody deserves to make money shorting bitcoin though, there are plenty of companies worth shorting

>> No.26986815

>>26985840
One day.

>> No.26987215

>>26985840
I feel this. I'm all in on LINK but it's nice to see BTC pumping cuz that's generally a good sign for the rest of the market

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What do you think about binary projects? Do you know any good one on the blockchain? Found Baexdefi (#baex), a lot of options, fiat, crypto, stock indices. I'm interested in their referral program, looks like a good option to get passive income for your wallet. blockchain open-source code can be safe imo

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>the passing opinions of a billionaire can have this much of an effect on a publicly traded commodity
so we can expect trade stops/platforms like robinhood to crash/suspend trading, right? i mean he's a billionaire with a stake in BTC - he's clearly manipulating the market no?
fucking clown world

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will biz stop hating on african americans now that they've pumped our bags like this