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26972320 No.26972320 [Reply] [Original]

Who could have guessed that it was a leap year all along?
How many jumpers do you think we'll have tomorrow after close?

>> No.26972481

>>26972320
ARE
YOU
OK
HEDGIE

>> No.26972943
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>>26972320
I honestly expect to see multiple suicides.
Or the biggest most massively rigged stock market cheating yet... one of the two.

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>>26972943
I expect both.

>> No.26974350

>>26972320
Six million!

>> No.26974512

Hedge fund managers won’t off themselves, they have enough money and will recover in time

The retards who are bagholding GME and DOGECOIN (the latter of which is literally taking money from poor people trying to make some money not the banks) on the other hand will experience several hundred suicides

>> No.26974755
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>>26974512
Seethe harder, Moshe.

>> No.26974847

>>26974755

Dude your such a fucking scumbag, you realise how many boomers and people with student loans put in this Pump and Dump right?

It’s literally impossible that a few hundred people don’t kill themselves because their mortgage doubled or tripled

But yea, it’s funny bro

The house always wins

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>>26974847
>boomers and people with student loans
Your bread and butter?
Yeah, we know.
It explains all of the kvetching.