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*ting ting ting*
*ahem*

Good evening! Yes yes, good evening to all! especially to you, various journalists and news organizations browsing /biz/ in light of all of the recent brouhaha involving the stock market.
I am pleased to announce that I, the CEO of /biz/-Business & Finance will be giving a special briefing here shortly in 5 minutes. Please fix yourself and grab a seat, I will be back with you SHORTLY.

>> No.26956398

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>> No.26956411

>>26956334
Go on

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>> No.26956501

>>26956334
Uhh the CEO is soon here peasants, better gather up.

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fren, i-

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Thank you for your patience.
I know you are browsing /biz/ today looking for signs of our panic, our urgency to sell, and I am sure you are disheartened to find that there is none.
I would like to give you an insider tip: I will be selling my GME stock at no less than $1 Million USD/share, and even then I will only consider doing so if you agree to let me fuck your grandmother in her disgusting jew snatch.

In closing, I would like to leave you with a special message that comes deeply from the heart:

*ahem*

FUCK HEDGIES

FUCK WALLSTREET KIKES

FUCK CITRON KIKES

FUCK MELVIN CAPITAL KIKES

FUCK CITADEL KIKES

FUCK ROBINHOOD KIKES

AND OF COURSE, FUCK THE JANNIES

That is all.

Thank you

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>> No.26957128

>>26956776
CEO of /biz/, BASED MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK CNN

FUCK JOURNALISTS

FUCK HEDGE FUNDS

FUCK YOUR DOLLAR

FUCK YOUR MARKET

GAMERGATE 2 is here

>> No.26957159

>>26956776
If digits I'm the new president

>> No.26957298

>>26956776
i work at the based department and were are trying to call you. please pick up the phone

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>>26956776
Line 1 for you sir.

>> No.26958525

>>26956776
Well done, thays why he's CEO lovely turn of phrase.