/poorfag/ general

[Anonymous No.26955096]

>tfw no matter how insane tomorrow ends up being, you were too poor to properly get in on any of the action
needing money to make money fucking hurts brehs

[Anonymous No.26955261]

Yeah, I'm a neet with 50 euros to his name, can't be helped, at least /biz/ is fun entertainment

[Anonymous No.26956035]

>>26955096
Why exactly can I not get a credit card, buy a ton of gold, bury gold in undisclosed location, and then file for bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.26956371]

>>26956035
That sounds like a pretty solid plan to me breh. You just gotta be sure you don't crack when investigators try to get you to tell them where you buried the gold. Wait out your prison time and then the gold is yours.

[Anonymous No.26956540]

I took my AMC gains and bought 800 shares of AMD. Did I screw up?

[Anonymous No.26956542]

>>26956371
Ya, you would need to transfer the money into some cryptocurrency that can't be tracked, and then buy the gold. Otherwise investigators will know you spent it all on gold. Just make up excuse you transferred it into doge coin which subsequently failed.

[Anonymous No.26956716]

>>26956035
Can you even qualify for a decent limit as a poorfag?

[Anonymous No.26957007]

>>26955096
Not too poor, just didn’t bite soon enough. Once GSE went over $150 I decided to sit on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.26957203]

>>26956716
If I took out cards from all the credit companies at once, would company A know about the card I got from company B?

[Anonymous No.26957368]

>>26955096
NEET here too, it hurts
But honestly bitcoins hurts more because I had a pc and could have mined it or even get some free coins from some fags too
I think someon gave me some dogecoins but I dont remember shit about it
I have some silver coins, hope silver goes up

[Anonymous No.26957644]

>>26955096
Bumping for interest to get into market with literally no money

[Anonymous No.26958355]

>>26957644
The market is for making returns on the money you have. It can't make it with nothing. Get a job, an inheritance, win the lottery, etc.

[Anonymous No.26958493]

>out of a job for 9 months
>have only $100 to my name
>say fuck it, try signing up for Binance to throw $5 at DOGE for the lulz
>Binance asks for a proof-of-income before I can buy

[Anonymous No.26958657]

>>26958493
i cannot find a good exchange for the US its all fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.26958797]

Yeah I know that feel bro. More money is going out then coming in for me right now but luckily my gf is going back to work next week.

[Anonymous No.26958854]

>>26958657
I can't find a good job in the US its all fucking garbage. I'm a STEMfag too.

[Anonymous No.26958944]

>>26956540
Yes, you did. After this debacle ends. The market will correct.

[Anonymous No.26958955]

>>26956716
I guess, my ex consistently made less than $30k/year at a shitty wagie job and she qualified for a $15k cap after a few years of making responsible purchases. Not sure what exactly constitutes a poorfag these days, but I consider 20k-30k per year (that's before taxes, too) to be extremely lower class.
t.extremelylowerclass

[Anonymous No.26958963]

>>26958797
Glad to hear that

[Anonymous No.26959034]

NEW FUCKING PLAN

FOR ALL OF US POOR FUCKS

THIS IS IT. I HAD ENOUGH.

If everyone buys in on a tiny cap "hidden Gem" like Kambria, on kucoin..

we would all legit make a million dollars.

Only need a few people, its so small.

WHO IS IN DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.26959213]

>>26956542
nope. you don't need to pay sales tax on gold over $1500 so there is no paper trail. some gold exchanges ask for your info for a receipt but you can put whatever you want because the receipt is just a formality

[Anonymous No.26959384]

>>26959034
The only site I've managed to accept my credit card is uphold, are any of those coins in there?

[Anonymous No.26959439]

>>26959034
This but with Rubic.

[Anonymous No.26959580]

>>26959034
>how to shill a ponzi scheme 101
anons dont throw away your wagebucks on some scamcoin that'll dump on you, please

[Anonymous No.26960153]

>>26955096
>too poor to have made any real money
>also too poor to have blown serious money on AMC and NOK like I probably would have

[Anonymous No.26960241]

>>26955096
use max leverage to short the rest of the markets

[Anonymous No.26960409]

>cleared out my savings (<$10k) and put it on dogecoin
>doubled my investment in a few hours
This could be life changing for me

[Anonymous No.26960548]

>>26956035
Technically you can assuming you make some minimum payments and wait a minimum of 6 months before filing. Payday loans don't have the 6 month waiting periods and you don't need to pay them at all
>t. part time paralegal for a bankrupcy attorney

[Anonymous No.26960752]

>>26956035
you can. i know people who have done worse and gotten away with it. see money is all fake and the banks always get bailed out so they dont care. I knew a guy who just decided to open up multiple bank accounts with the maximum possible limit on his cards. then he cash advanced them, took out loans for just about everything he could, then he just dipped. went off grid.

see the bank will start to call you but if you changed your number they can't contact you. they'll also try to server you but if they have no idea where you are they can't reach you. you have a statute of limitations so once that's over you can come back into society crime free, without having to pay anything back. then you can build up your credit super easy again by literally buying stuff with your cc and paying it off before the deadline.
I think you need to have less than 6k worth of assets though, so you can only have a shitty car. also if the bank ever manages to contact you (and you picking up your phone to one of their calls) the statute of limitations resets.

good luck!

[Anonymous No.26960884]

>>26955096

shit already mooned. it's over brahs. buy at the top to get a 5x at best with the possibility of losing 90% of your shit. nahhhh

[Anonymous No.26960988]

>>26960548
>>26960752
Thanks G, always good to have a shtf plan

[Anonymous No.26962049]

>>26955096
The last week hasn't been very enjoyable. I read about GME last friday, and I didn't have a cent to invest, but probably would have based on what was being said.

[Anonymous No.26963375]

>>26955096
>wagie
>net worth has never been above 4 figures
>over £50k of student debt
>every shitcoin and stock I invest in crabs or dumps

[Anonymous No.26963613]

>>26963375
could be worse. there's always scratchers.

[Anonymous No.26963786]

>>26955096
>you were too poor to properly get in on any of the action
Personally I just hit online casino slots when I was poor, set a limit of what you can actually afford to spend a month, even $20, I eventually won $2000 on a single spin and spent that on buttcoin back in the day.

[Anonymous No.26964355]

>>26955096
Well you gotta take what you gain here and put it back in. Someday if you plah your cards right you will have the ability to make those massive trades. I started years ago with only a grand and now I'm trading over 100k+ if gme pans out I'll have enough money to buy myself my first home. I've payed off my student loans, my mom's medical Bill's, and bought my dad a home (he was living in a shitty moldy trailer). Just keep at it man. That's the best advice I can give you. You'll make it anon. We all will.

[Anonymous No.26964582]

>>26956540
AHAH amd stock right here right now? oh man

[Anonymous No.26964695]

>>26955096
>Only have 5k to my name
>Plan on going balls deep into GME
>Message all my family members about this
>Tell them for $200 I'd buy a stock for them and give them all the profits
>They ask why I'm offering to do this
>"I just really fucking hate Wall Street"
>They all give me $400 instead

[Anonymous No.26966225]

>>26955096
i've only 0.08 LTC