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GME TO THE MOON

HODL THE FUCKING LINE

>> No.26945950

He really gets caught up in it huh

>> No.26946041

Based memelord

>> No.26946061

cuck celebrities are trying to win the attention of the leddit mob pretty pathetic to see in action all of them are afraid to say anything bad about it

>> No.26946238

>>26946061
reddit already liked elon. he just hates hedges and has an excuse to give them the middle finger

>> No.26946295

He can get sued for this

>> No.26946401

>>26946238
Reddit’s hated Elon since his quarantine takes and shit. It’s almost been a year since they lost love for the guy.

>> No.26946406

>>26946238
it's not just him it's all of them. they're all cheering reddit on because they both want to win their attention and they're afraid of mob mentality. bunch of fucking cowards.

>> No.26946999

>>26946406
Elon has been talking shit on shorters for years moron

>> No.26947007

Well post that everywhere, especially if it’s true and it might tank tesla stocks—so they’re affordable. Do you think his new “affordable” truck is going to be a hit

>> No.26947231

>>26946999
Only shorters that shorted him, there is nothing wrong with shorts anymore than there is anything wrong with being long on a stock.

>> No.26947359

>>26946999
I don't care about elon my dude they're all faggots trying to win the biggest piece of the pie

>> No.26947384
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>>26946295
>He can get sued for this
No

>> No.26947482
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>>26946061
>>26946401
>>26946406
>>26946999
>>26947231
He's literally just doing it for the memes. He is using his wealth to will memes into existence. I for one, approve.

>> No.26947690

Press X to doubt.

Besides Elon Meme doesn't have enough money to make even one of smaller hedge funds whole on their losses.

>> No.26947826

>>26945807
There's no way this is real

>> No.26948338

Elon hates people who Short Stocks with a passion.
Remember that tweet about buying back tesla stock at $600 and millions of shorts for butt fucked?

>> No.26948554

>>26945807
FAKE TWEET
>FAKE TWEET
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>FAKE TWEET
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>FAKE TWEET
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>FAKE TWEET
FAKE TWEET
>FAKE TWEET
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>FAKE TWEET

>> No.26948595

>>26947690
He’s talking about retail investor losses not hedge fund losses why the hell would he bail out a hedge fun

>> No.26948948

>>26948338
Par for the course when your company is wildly overvalued due to your cult leader status.

>> No.26949100

>>26946061
>shorters try to crush his primary source of income
>him + autists beat them
>he becomes worlds richest man
>autists get tendies
He just fucking hates short sellers and honestly I do to, giving capital to a company so they can expand and become more profitable was the original point of stocks, now they are so corrupt it's profitable to drive a perfectly healthy company under putting people out of work and crushing small investors.
If I could I would burn every short position I could find until it was considered non-viable as a trading strategy.

>> No.26949171

>>26948595
The obviously fake tweet doesn't specify that so no, he's not talking about just retail investors or even talking about retail investors at all since it's fake and gay and sage in all fields

>> No.26949264

WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY STOCK FROM!

>> No.26949380

>>26949264
Local grocery store, usually one of the center aisles. I recommend low sodium chicken stock if you have heart issues

>> No.26949440

>>26949264
What country are you in? If it's the US you are pathetic for not being able to find any of the zero free brokers yourself.

>> No.26949496

>>26949440
JUST TELL ME!

>> No.26949671

>>26949264
if you want gme, you have to go to gamestop

>> No.26949696

SEC is gonna get mad at him again kek

>> No.26949738
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>>26949100
>NOOOOOOOOO THE NUMBERS CANT GO DOWN IT SHOULD ONLY GO UP

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>>26945807
Fake tweet but he's definitely dog whistling that he approves of what's happening.

What's his angle in all of this? I refuse to believe he actually gives a shit about Redditors, he's an unfeeling psychopath and breaks bread with other elites.

>> No.26949864

>>26949671
>hello battletoads, do you have gamestop?

>>26949738
They can and will go down, it just wouldn't be profitable.

>> No.26949862

>>26945807
SAVED
BASED

>> No.26949880

Shorting a shitty company is cool. Shorting a shitty company with money that you dont have is not cool. It's as simple as that.

>> No.26949900

>>26949741
To prevent hedgies from shorting his wildly overvalued company

>> No.26950087

>>26945807
just like how his little submersible was going to save that thai soccer team? lol

>> No.26950154

>>26949741
This >>26949900 + revenge because the funds shorted Tesla just as he was approaching his bonus target.

>> No.26950404

>>26945807
This is fake but I love it when whales pump my positions. Bill Ackman crying about corinavirus on cnbc triggered multiple circuit breakers down while I was holding puts, I love that nigger so much

>> No.26950500

>>26949900
He's already said its wildly overvalued

>> No.26950538

>>26945807
he hates shorts and blames them for almost ruining tesla

>> No.26950646
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>>26946061
>cuck celebrities are trying to win the attention of the leddit mob pretty pathetic to see in action all of them are afraid to say anything bad about it

T. Citadel exec, pic related

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elon musk is l u c i f e r

>> No.26951124

>>26945807
He's flexing hard
> sorry you lost millions while I was meming. I can cover it

>> No.26951370

>>26946061
It's so of the economy does crash, they don't go after that millionaire, he can say he was on their side. He's scared and hedging his bets, smart move.

>> No.26951539

>inspect element
>screenshot
>no archive link

no guys he REALLY posted this

>> No.26951922

>>26949741
Think about it. If a massive portion of the lower class suddenly explodes into the middle class out of nowhere, they will all buy brand new Teslas.

>> No.26952071
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26952071

>>26945807
He's stoned again

>> No.26952214
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>>26952071
we all are

>> No.26952306

>>26945950
Melvin was one of the hedgies that was shorting his stock.

This is personal for him.

>> No.26952552

>>26949741
Melvin shorted Tesla stock sometime in 2013-15, so of course Elon is gonna try and get them fucked. no one bets against Mr. Musk

>> No.26952654

>>26945807
Do you think he really writes his tweets?

>> No.26952707

Unironically what should I use to buy stocks? I thought Robinhood was the /biz/ app but so am confused now that they've shown their true colours. Canadian btw

>> No.26952958

>>26952707
I’d still use Robinhood.

>> No.26953011

>>26952707
I am Canadian. You could just use your bank. BMO is what I use and they have a direct investing account setup and RBC does as well.

>> No.26953058

>>26952958
robinhood isnt available in canada though

>> No.26953080

>>26946401

Reddit, but not WSB. Elon made a lot of people rich on WSB early 2020.

>> No.26953810

>>26949741
He has an axe to grind with hedge funds that preyed on his companies in the past.

>> No.26953980
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>>26945807
Stake is down! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.26954082
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>>26952306
lets fucking go

>> No.26954090

>>26953011
Looks like I gotta apply for that and wait who knows how long

>> No.26955031

>>26954090
It takes like thirty minutes anon. I did it with BMO last night. I now hold 40GME

Go do it. What do you have to lose compared to what you have to gain?

>> No.26955113

>>26945807
SOUTH AFRICAN TECHNOHITLER WILL DEFEAT THE JEWS

>> No.26955198

>>26946295
Just a simple Melvin short, it's just business.

>> No.26955215

>>26947384
Yes he literally can it's market manipulation

>> No.26955348

>>26946406
anon no ones really all that stoked on wall street rats
they've had enough and they don't do enough with it

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>>26955215
You mean like all exchanges working together today? Like them halting all trade to help only hedgies?

>> No.26955546

>>26946061
melvin shorted tesla and was gambling on its demise so it's personnel reddit are just the pawns

>> No.26955732

>>26955031
fug I'm with Simplii and they don't even let you invest yourself
looks like I fucked up

>> No.26955784
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>>26945807
IS HE OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND

>> No.26955877

>>26955732
It's okay anon. I made mistakes with BTC years ago.

I would suggest you watch closely at what is going on here and learn as much as you can for your future self. Do not punish yourself for missing out on something like this.

>> No.26955902

>>26947826
Wow nigger you cracked the case

>> No.26956054

>>26955546
Melvin Capital is an absolutely tiny hedge fund with only 12b assets under management. I doubt Elon even knew who they were before this

The whales painted Melvin as the big villain of all this, but it’s really a bunch of funds with short positions, and a lot of bigger players with long positions.

>> No.26956149

>>26950087
t. pedo

>> No.26956383

>>26956054
yes I know it's not just melvin they are just the ones getting memed and will most likely close up shop

>> No.26956625

>>26955877
I'm doing okay anyway, bought a bit of LINK back in 2017 and have been holding ever since...
I've realized recently though that I don't have enough to really make it and am kicking myself for not really looking into any other prospects these past few years.
Anyway cheers.

>> No.26957903

>>26949864

Look into it a bit more, shorting in itself isn't bad and can actually help a shorted company in the long term, it's these targeted shorts where they actively sabotage that should be illegal