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26790838 No.26790838 [Reply] [Original]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM?
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!!!

>> No.26790965

>>26790838
YOU RETAIL INVESTORS USED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS!

HONOR!

RESPECT!

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN HUH?!?

>> No.26791055

>He's out, right?

>> No.26791162
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26791162

KEK

>> No.26791163
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>>26790965
I believe that shorting 140% of a stock... puts your portfolio in danger.

>> No.26791196

>Ewan Euphrenz are dead!
What did he mean by this? Who is Ewan?

>> No.26791254

>>26791055
Holy fuck there is serious bankposting potential with the current situation. Forget GME there are serious gainz to be made here.

>> No.26791292
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>>26790838
Funny, the money was being transferred to a private wallet

>> No.26791364
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If Andrew Left isn't liquid by friday I'll blow up a gamestop

>> No.26791377
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>>26790838
>"no,nononono.. im the bullrider"

>> No.26791593

>>26791292
Is it a problem?

>> No.26791698

>>26791254
How do I legally protect my capital gainz anon?

>> No.26791729

>wanna know how I bought these cars?

>> No.26791797

>>26791593
no i’m dunhier

>> No.26791898

>>26791797
Imagine the hubris needed to say this

>> No.26791951

>>26791797
Ah, well say no more. Your reputation precedes you in circles of expendable heist thugs.

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>>26790838
>Heads you make it and get mommy gf

>Tails you work for Mr. Shekelberg

>Interesting

>> No.26792727
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If, tomorrow, I tell the press that like a bunch of goyim's houses will get foreclosed, or a truckload of retail investors accounts will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old hedge fund will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

>> No.26792880

>>26792727
screencap'd

>> No.26793231

>>26792727
Kek

>> No.26793455

>>26792727
(((THEY))) dont like to lose cash nor get exposed

>> No.26793596

Bane raiding the stock market was way cooler
Joker just stole and burnt some notes

>> No.26793602
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I believe, what doesnt kill me, simply makes me...richer.

>> No.26793939

>>26791729
that fucking got me. I spit up beer. if youre under 30 I want to be your employee sir.

>> No.26793973

>>26792727
AND HERE WE......GO

>> No.26794015

BRAVO NOLAN

>> No.26794116

EVERYTHING BURNS

>> No.26794353
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26794353

https://youtu.be/tzK97Aaj_U8

>> No.26794360

>>26793596
*Transfers all assets to one hard wallet*
>Time to go mobile!

>> No.26794392

>>26793939
>I have a library of books in my garage

>> No.26794437

>>145739182
Turns out /biz/ + /tv/ crossovers are the most kino threads of all

>> No.26794490
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https://youtu.be/liF0lxHw0h4

>> No.26794517

>>26792727
holy based

>> No.26794534
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This is a stock exchange. There's no money for you to steal!

>> No.26794564

>>26793596
Robbing a bank is more classic.

>> No.26794608

>>26790838
Goddamn this is the greatest capeshit film of all time. Joker is kino.

>> No.26794728
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>>26794534
it's not about the money

>> No.26794809

>>26790965
Autism

>> No.26795004
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26795004

You've finally learned to hold until necessary

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>>26792727
underrated

>> No.26795950
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WHERE IS THE STOP LOSS!? WHERE IS IT?! YOU'D NEVER GIVE YOUR MONEY TO AN ORDINARY BROKER WITHOUT ONE! WHERE IS THE STOP LOSS!? WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!

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>>26791162
I don't know if this is the best timeline but it's the funniest.

>> No.26796219
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Slonking while stonking
Gamers rise up

>> No.26796293

"give me one reason why I shouldn't short AMC"
"how about a magic trick? I can make this hedge fund disappear. Tada it's gone!"

>> No.26796310

>>26790838
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER

>> No.26796446

>>26796310
>the ravens will starve

>> No.26796946

>one little hedge will get before and everybody loses their mind!

>> No.26797131

>>26794353
Nolan tried and failed to make bane look like an evil guy in every scene
These rich people really do live in an alternate reality

>> No.26797189

>>26790838
>shorting at 140%
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT??!?

>> No.26797208

https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26797281

>>26797189
>wouldn't want to short things out of proportion

>> No.26797358

>>26796310
There were retards repeating this when they were talking about putin finally resigning after a long rule a fair few months ago.

>> No.26797368

>>26792727
KEK

>> No.26797882

>>26794353
kek I had never seen this scene in English, what the fuck were Hardy and Nolan thinking with that voice?

>> No.26798733

>>26797131
he's obligated too since it has to fit the parameters of being a summer blockbuster capeshit movie. but all of us know Nolan's a little more based than that.

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>Harry, did you put your stimulus check in the GME stock? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
>I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
>>DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?!
>HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
>CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
>Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
>DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
>EXPULSO!
>Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
>...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
>AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
>STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
>I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE GME STOCK?!
>STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
>AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
>ACCIO W88!!!!!
>OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
>DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! STIMULUS!!!! CHECK!!!! IN!!! THE!!!! G!!!! M!!!! E!!!! STOCK???!!!
>...
>WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
>REDUCT-

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>>26796310
oooooh shid

>> No.26798995

>>26795950
kek

>> No.26799099

>>26792727
Well played kek

>> No.26799361

>>26798787
Kek

>> No.26799497

>>26794490
woah terry really improved after his fake suicide and working for the cia
i guess he took his meds finally

>> No.26800621

>>26790838
Can't shoot motherfuckers when you can't even afford the bullets mooshie!

>> No.26800917

>>26790838
Why did this guy get so emotional about it? It's not his money or even his bank. He just works there lmao

>> No.26800990

>>26790965
>>26791163
>>26794809
We believe in a company, no an idea.
A idea that could change the market, no the world.