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26786611 No.26786611 [Reply] [Original]

Srsly u guiz its not funny

>> No.26786682

>>26786611
It's funny, but people are making money from it too. People can buy and sell what they want, no rules are being broken. If you're going to short you should know the risks.

>> No.26786705

boomers are literally popping pills and downing booze as we speak
they are literally pointing the barrels of shotguns to their mouths and blowing their brains out

>> No.26786708

>>26786611
I told you so, you stupid fucks

>> No.26786761

>>26786611
so what's exploding this time

>> No.26786814

>>26786611
dumb and dumber
the whole market is rigged so is the system as whole. wake up.

>> No.26786854

I work for forbes and had a chance to interview the Melvin ceo. Here’s a preview of our chat for my biz bros Just got off the phone with the Melvin capital ceo
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26786894

>>26786761
The next war the finance sector and *ehem public servant* GLOW NIGGERS are planning.

>> No.26786921

>>26786611
This makes me think we need to invade a country for Israel

>> No.26786941

>>26786611
This sounds like a violent threat. Almost like they're inciting violence against us.

>> No.26786960
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>>26786854
Now that, is some hard hitting journalism.

>> No.26786963

>>26786854
damn he's really lost it

>> No.26786984
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26786984

DACE WITH ME /biz/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUGmiDMud4

>> No.26787081

>>26786984
>not safety dance

cringe but I am dancing anyways.

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26787104

>>26786854
heh

>> No.26787148

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
>its real
wtf? /biz/ is awesome they only get larpers over on /pol/

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26787154

>>26786611
>only we're allowed to rig the system...play fair

>> No.26787156

>>26786611
Nooooo you can't just use abuse the free market like we do this is serious you can't save a company we decided was going bankrupt that's not faaaaair

>> No.26787274

>>26786854
my sides

>> No.26787319

>>26786854
>recognize link
>play it again anyway
lul

>> No.26787320

>>26786854
Is the Talmud part is real?

>> No.26787351

>>26786854
>>26786854
>>26786854
oh god ahahahahahahah

>> No.26787406

>>26786854
My sides have been sent to Auschwitz AND ON INTERNATIONAL HOLOHOAX DAY.

>> No.26787443

>>26786854
kek

>> No.26787449

>>26786854
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26787534

>>26787156
We the People™ can play the same games if they can as well

>> No.26787589
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26787589

>>26786854
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26787697

>>26786611
>destroy the economy
>bailed out the banks
>boomers offshore the jobs to China
>cut off my foreskin
Yeah I think this ‘economy’ can suck my cock

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>>26786854

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>>26786854

>> No.26787742

>>26786611
nope I think it's hilarious.

>> No.26787780

>>26786854
Holy shit

>> No.26787792

>>26787320
yes it Israel

>> No.26787843

>>26786854
Ayyy lmao

>> No.26787875
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>>26786854
holy

>> No.26787889
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>>26786854
i can't breathe right now that was too good

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26787906

Trump JR says go
jews red hot

>> No.26787926

>>26786854
Amazing

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>>26786854

>> No.26787961

Comfy 99% crypto portfolio. Sold almost all my stonks and all it link and eth for alts. Am finally 1k link

>> No.26787970
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26787970

>>26786611
>a concerted effort of market manipulators
is this satire?

>> No.26787993

>>26786854
now this is the kind of shit I live for

>> No.26788012

>>26786611
It's really just a big game of pass the parcel.

The idiot holding it at the end is the one that will suffer most.

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26788059

>>26786854
>forgot it was holocaust rememberence day
my sides

>> No.26788062

>>26786854
kek

>> No.26788074

>>26786814
It's not rigged - Gamestop is a failing company and everyone knows it.

>> No.26788077
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>>26786611
>stop laughing it’s not funny

>> No.26788093

>>26786854
Bizonacci has come

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>>26786611
i find it delicious that theres a possibility of many people seething over this event while i make a profit from it and i havent worked a day in my life as a neet

>> No.26788148

When do premarkets open

>> No.26788267

If you actually have a brain. Buy bitcoin now as the retards pull it out to play reddit games and wait for the rush back in.

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>>26786854
holy hell this is good shit anon

>> No.26788331

>>26786611
This is hands-down the biggest cope of the new decade.

>> No.26788370
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>>26786854
Thanks for killing my sides

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>>26786854

>> No.26788412

>>26786854
Absolutely top kek, that's fucking hilarious

>> No.26788429

>>26786611
Yes I will LOL

>> No.26788568
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26788568

NOT FUNNY

>> No.26788578

>>26786854
I fucking lost it.

>> No.26788630

>>26786854
Wait is that ItsAGundam? I've heard that voice before

>> No.26788695

>>26786960 >>26786963 >>26787104 >>26787148 >>26787274 >>26787319 >>26787320 >>26787351 >>26787406 >>26787443 >>26787449 >>26787589 >>26787702 >>26787717 >>26787780 >>26787843 >>26787875 >>26787889 >>26787926 >>26787955 >>26787993 >>26788059 >>26788062 >>26788093 >>26788323 >>26788370 >>26788380 >>26788412 >>26788578 >>26788630
Retards.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>/biz/?offset=24&ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=1cv3hXwcRPAN

https://www.google.com/search?q=1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26788696

>>26786854
I was really getting in to the jew music

>> No.26788736
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26788736

>>26786611

This legit sounds like a threat. But I'm not afraid of these kikes!

>> No.26788741

>BlackRock BLK.N, the world's largest asset manager, owned about 9.2 million shares in GameStop as of Dec. 31, 2020, spread over several funds. nL4N2K23QG If BlackRock has not since sold any of those shares, its stake's value is up $2.4 billion since the start of the year.

Jews always win

>> No.26788757

>>26788695
Shut up faggot

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>>26786854
best thing ive heard in many years ty anon

>> No.26788801

>>26788757
HE WAS LARPING YOU MORON.

>> No.26788848

>>26788801
who gives a fuck?

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>>26788695
>mass replier

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>>26788801
Nigger I don't care

>> No.26788932
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26788932

>>26788801
Oh wow you are legitimately autistic.

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>>26788695
oy vey

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>>26788801
After many years, I finally got to use this image again.

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>>26786854

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>>26786854

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>>26788801
Next you're gonna tell me that water's wet.

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>>26786854

>> No.26789312

>>26786682
The only problem is if this continues (which it won't), you run the risk of fucking over pension plans or sovereign wealth funds, which can have huge repercussions.

>> No.26789339

>>26786854
probably what is unironically going through their mind rn.

>> No.26789384
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>>26786854
Based FUCK MY SIDES ARE GOING TO THE MOON

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>>26786854
No way, is this real?

>> No.26789481

>>26788074
It's not even really about Gamestop. It could be any other company. It's about fucking some hedgies who got caught with their pants down.

Hey - if they didn't want it, why did they pull their pants down and paint a big "fuck me hard, daddy" sign on their asses?

Bulls make money, Bears make money, Pigs get slaughtered. Simple as.

>> No.26789592

>>26788695
Nobody actually thinks it's a real interview you faggot, you think people would believe that the guy was playing jew music over the phone?

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>>26789481
>It's about fucking some hedgies who got caught with their pants down.
I'd argue that it's about an angry and disaffected group of young men who feel the need to strike out against the people they hold responsible for their own inaction and lack of control they feel over their own lives.

It's almost like something out of Fight Club.

>> No.26789839

You cant mess with our carefully regulated ponzi scheme that make us wealthy while sucking value out of the economy reeeeee

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26789913

>>26789481
holy based, you were denied digits for some fake and gay reason.

>> No.26790036

>>26786854
Gave me a good laugh anon, thanks.

>> No.26790062

>>26789312
>problem
It's priced in.

>> No.26790067

>>26787906
based jr

>> No.26790082

>>26788122
check your lineage, you're probably a jew or a nigger.

>> No.26790107

>>26789804
>wallstreet doesn't deserve to lose
LMAO IMAGINE ACTUALLY DEFENDING WALLSTREET

>> No.26790189

>>26789804
I'm not getting the feeling of that at all. Rather, everyone is drunk on the feeling of what it's like to make the market for once. Some people are injecting lofty ideals into it, but as we should all know, there will be casualties on both sides in war.

>>26789312
If this definition of a hedge fund from Investopedia is right:
>Because of this, hedge funds tend to cater to high net-worth individuals and require large sums to invest - leaving the ordinary investor out of luck.

Then no fucking mercy.

>> No.26790205

>>26790107
I never said that. I hate all of you equally, I just find your hypocrisy distasteful. You are what you claim to hate.

>> No.26790210

>>26786854
Holy shit it's real

>> No.26790261

>>26790205
The zebra hates the lion but would gleefully change places. Welcome to nature.

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>>26790189
>If this definition of a hedge fund from Investopedia is right:

>> No.26790275

>>26786611
Then why am I laughing?

>> No.26790347

>>26790082
No, that is extremely patrician. Jews and niggers just flaunt that mentality like short-sighted retards. Our collective racial guilt is one of our greatest faults under these shit tier market conditions. Rise above it all wagie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61iVvV0dCY

>> No.26790393

>>26789312
>fucking over pension plans
first off who even gets a pension anymore? second who the fuck is so irresponsible that they are risking pensions on shorts?

>> No.26790394

>>26790261
What?

>> No.26790459

>>26790394
Brainlet

>> No.26790486

>>26786854
extremely, extremely based

>> No.26790528

>>26786705
Covid and now this.. sometimes I wonder if the boomer generation is on its way out.

>> No.26790587

>>26790393
>first off who even gets a pension anymore?
Lots of people. Union members, government employees, me.

>second who the fuck is so irresponsible that they are risking pensions on shorts?
Hopefully no one. Like I said, I don't see this continuing, I just noted that it could potentially be a problem.

>>26790459
Speaking platitudes to justify your own idiocy doesn't make you sagacious or wise.

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>>26786854
My fucking sides, TOP fucking kek mate

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>>26786705

>> No.26790624
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>>26790205
Wagie, wagie did you hear me? You were two minutes over on break again. Don't let this happen again you don't want to know the consequences of such a thing. Trust me, I have your best interests at heart and just want you to succeed, wagie. This is practically stealing from the company, when you take too long to come back from your break. We give you a break so you can rest and recover from your work, this is for your own good. And you agreed to this. Oh you haven't? Have you seen the police changes since Covid, wagie? It was in the scheduled training. What? You didn't get that? We required you to work through it instead? Well, this is your responsibility to know, wagie. And now you do. Let's get back at it and stay productive! Remember that we're a family here, wagie.

>> No.26790632

>>26786611
I accept these terms, accelerate kike. We are ready.

>> No.26790648

>>26786854
Oh lord hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah

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>>26786611
>Gamestop Mania
u-uh guys, are we reaching the delusional stage ?

>> No.26790675

>>26786611

>We're NOT smiling, this ISNT funny, we dont even want to trade! We have big noses and no some bad words! Dont mess with US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26790711

>Sorry. It's been a rough few months, Murray. I mean, after COVID, the SEC came to question me at my job. Who does that?

>Oh really? Were you contagious?

>Very funny, Murray. No, they came because I pumped those stocks to the moon.

>Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline.

>There is no punchline. It's not a joke.

>You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you went all in on those stocks Monday? Why should we believe you?

>I got nothing left to lose, Murray. Nothing can hurt me anymore. This is my fate, it was always my fate. My life is nothing but a comedy.

>Let me get this straight, you think hedgies losing money is funny?

>Yeah. But the market is speculative, isn't that what they say? Besides, the way I see it, what happened was a good thing. All of you, Wall Street, the system that knows so much, you decide, you decide what's right and wrong. What's real or what's made up. The same way you decide what's manipulation or not.

>Okay, I think I understand. You did it to start a movement, to become a symbol.

>> No.26790743

>>26790528
We are all on the way out

>> No.26790761

>>26790711
>C'mon, Murray, do I look like the kind of autist who could start a movement? I chose those stocks because they were awful. Every stock's awful these days. It's enough to make any wagie crazy.

>So that's it, you're poor. That's your defense for crashing those firms? Because they were shorting to you?

>No. They couldn't hold a position to save their lives.

>Why is everyone so upset about those stocks? Because Andrew Left went and cried about them on TV?

>You have a problem with Andrew Left, too?

>Yeah. I do. Everything comes so easy for him.

>And what's wrong with that?

>Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the little guy. You think men like Andrew Left, men at ease, ever think what it's like to be a guy like me? To be anybody but themselves? They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little goys. That we won't YOLO and go wild. Well, this is for all of you out there.

>So much self-pity, Anon. You sound like you're making excuses for wasting your savings. Not everybody's awful.

>You're awful, Murray.

>Me? How am I awful?

>Halting my trades, ranting about me on the show,-- You just wanted to make money from me. Well it's easy to laugh at retards on a crowded beach, isn't it? You're just like the rest of them, Murray. Everything comes too easy for you.

>You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did, Anon, what it led to. There are suicides out there. Two hedge funds are in critical condition, someone went bankrupt today.

>How about another pump, Murray?

>No, we've had enough of your pumps they're not funny.

>What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill incel with a market that shits on him and treats him like trash?

>I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!

>> No.26790775

>>26787148
Taking any chance to talk about how bad /pol/ is?

>> No.26791009

>>26786854
Dear lord, I haven't laughed that hard in a while, you have a gift.

>> No.26791057

>>26790674
yeah

>> No.26791089

>>26786854
HOLY SHIT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26791095
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26791095

>>26786854
You sound like Moe.

>> No.26791096

>>26786854
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.26791124

>>26786854
How did they get the Jew to say that?

>> No.26791147

>>26786854
Based

>> No.26791172

>>26790674
obviously we're at the media attention phase

>> No.26791233

>>26786761
MORE VANS!

>> No.26791288
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>>26786854
nice

>> No.26791309

>>26786854
Why did you only play the response and not the lead in question?
https://streamable.com/2ezr11

>> No.26791312

>>26786854
Sounds a little racists there, anon. Not cool. Jews are people too

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so LIT right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUGmiDMud4

>> No.26791374

>>26786854
Amazing. You are a hero

>> No.26791398

>>26786854
I'm such a simple guy. An attractive woman, a cute animal, or a Jew kvetching, and I'm suddenly happy as a clam.

>> No.26791560

>>26786854
So good anon thank you for this heartiest of Keks on this most blessed day

>> No.26791585

Solution is to ban short selling (and options, and leverage while you're at it) and make wall street about honest investing instead of kike trickery.

>> No.26791590

>>26786854
Holy my sides

>> No.26791644

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26791738

>>26789312
Good.

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26791746

>>26786611
RUH ROHHH

>> No.26791812

>>26791738
I don't think putting senior citizens in the poor house is a good or particularly wise course of action.

>> No.26791869

>>26786854
LMFAOOOOO

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26791876

>>26789312
>fucking over pension plans
OH NO! NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINO PENSIONIROS!
NOT MY FRICKIN MAY THAI SIPPING BOOMERISKIS!
IT'S SO UNFAIR THAT PEOPLE GET PART OF THEIR MONEY BACK AFTER BEING STOLEN FROM FOR 50 YEARS!1!1
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

>> No.26792028

>>26791812
I don't think your appeals to emotion are going to work on me.

>> No.26792176

>>26791746
Why is America’s youth so utterly infatuated with communism?

>> No.26792248

>>26792028
It's not an appeal to emotion. Seniors don't have a lot of money, and the ones that do are often supporting their kids or grandkids. Screwing with their income, when they have few ways of making it up, can only hurt the economy.

At best you'd have an influx of workers into the workforce trying to find jobs.

>>26791876
Are you a child?

>> No.26792316

>>26792176
The better question is why do people claim to love capitalism, yet hate capitalists?

>> No.26792334

>>26786611
>Can't handle babby's first scam
These guys wouldn't last a fucking hour in crypto.

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26792343

>>26792248
>Are you a child?
Is a question an argument?

>> No.26792394

>>26786854
topkek

>> No.26792402

>>26792316
A rich elite protected by a powerful elite is peak communism though.

>> No.26792452

>>26786854
kek

>> No.26792477
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26792477

>>26786611
I'm laughing even harder now.

>> No.26792496

>>26792248
Survival of the fittest.

>> No.26792525

>>26792176
>Why is America’s youth so utterly infatuated with communism?
Because capitalism isn't working for them. I don't agree communism is a good idea but it's fairly obvious why millennials and zoomers are pissed off with crony capitalism.

>> No.26792526

>>26792176
>youth
>34

Anyway. It will be funny to see all the dems bail these people out. Will it be a great awakening for leftards?

>> No.26792531

>>26789312
Counting on it

>> No.26792576

>>26786854
kek

>> No.26792587
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26792587

>>26791812
Oh now Wall Street gives a SHIT

>> No.26792607
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26792607

>>26792176
Put narcissists in a capitalist system without any realistic possibility of ever acquiring any capital and their entitlement takes over.

>> No.26792642

>>26789312
>fucking over pension plans
No pension fund manager is retarded enough to have the bulk of wealth stored in active funds. The bulk of pensions are stored in bonds and index trackers.

>> No.26792651

>>26786854
The memes coming out of this are the greatest thing the internet ever did

>> No.26792665

>>26786611
Do they think if we want to destroy one, we will be upset if we destroy them all? Lol and sneed

>> No.26792705

>>26792525
>Because capitalism isn't working for them.
Maybe they should stop voting for socialists then.

>> No.26792729

>>26791812
SILENCE KIKE

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26792737

>>26786854
My fucking sides

>> No.26792770
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26792770

>>26786854

pls pls pls be OC

>> No.26792781

>>26792176
They believe it will fix the corruption. Yet they think that capitalism in itself is the corruption. Communist regime is never communist.

>> No.26792793

so how many of your just lost thousands of dollars for not being able to exercise your options tomorrow?

>> No.26792866

>>26792705
Like who? Bernie Sanders? The US has never had a government with socialist policies, except maybe under FDR with his New Deal and GI Bill policies, which were hugely successful for working classes.

>> No.26792990

>>26792793
I have $1293 in this, and I'm in the red, I bought about $325. I can take it tho, I'm not scared

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26793017

>>26792781
>They believe it will fix the corruption.
Corruption comes from centralizing power.
The more centralized, the more potential for corruption.
And NOTHING has more centralization of power than communism.

>>26792866
You're joking right?
The vast majority of US govt spending goes to socialist policies and programs.
See pic.

>> No.26793045

>>26790761
based

>> No.26793102

>>26786705
>literally

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26793141

>>26786854
lel

>> No.26793147
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26793147

We'll sort you assholes out on Friday. Just you watch

>> No.26793167

>>26786854
fucking KEK

>> No.26793226

>>26786854
fucking hell that was funny

>> No.26793274

>>26786611
market watch and cnbc are just shameless in their hedge fund nut licking.

>> No.26793312
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26793312

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26793314

>>26792990
im up either way but might have to liquidate other positions to exercise my calls, if it goes ITM. this is the gayest shit I have ever seen literally re writing the rules as during the fucking event with zero notice

>> No.26793374

>>26789312
Everybody knows that's a fucking lie and just a meme, you dumb fuckhead.

>> No.26793407

>>26793017
>You're joking right?
No, your missing the point. The US has the worst of both worlds where if you work and pay taxes you get basically nothing back because it's spent of unemployed niggers, defending Israel and bailing out failed corporations every decade or so when the economy crashes due to greedy kikes. The welfare the US does pay out is to stop urban ghettos descending into full blown favelas and embarrassing the US on the world stage.

Actual countries with a more balanced socialist/capitalist mix have universal benefits that everyone can access equally, not just niggers and meth addicts. Like I said the only time they US really did this was the FDR administration which was hugely successful.

>> No.26793433

>>26793314
Cool, I have a sell order for half tomorrow at $985. I don't expect that to happen of course, but if it does, I'll enjoy the free ride, and if it doesn't, my hands are strong and I'll hodl all the way until Monday at the earliest

>> No.26793451

>>26788568
HAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT

>> No.26793482
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26793482

>>26793017
Also this is the actual breakdown of public spending in the US, just for clarity.

>> No.26793486

>>26792866
>which were hugely successful for working classes.
They prolonged the depression for almost a decade. Pants on head retardation from FDR on almost all fronts, the public works stuff was good though ngl. Europe recovered much quicker. The problem was a lack of monetary regulation and oversight, which is inevitable when your central bank is privately owned and exists for the sole purpose of enriching evil kikes. Many such cases. And the fact that America just doesn't regulate its financial sector, more so the financial sector regulates US policy at home and abroad.

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26793498

>>26788695
>plebbitfag calling others retards

>> No.26793523

>>26792642
This, the “you’ll ruin the retirement funds!!” shit is absolute nonsense

>> No.26793571

>>26793433
you think if I sold friday, I could move my transfer my positions to a new broker by monday at open? never transferred shares before

>> No.26793575

>>26793407
>Actual countries with a more balanced socialist/capitalist mix have universal benefits that everyone can access equally
You're thinking of Western/Northern Europe, but the money there goes to an exploding immigrant population and perpetually failing healthcare systems as well.

>> No.26793615

>>26786854
top zozzle

>> No.26793632

this post is very anti-semitic.

>> No.26793635

>>26793482
I posted "mandatory spending", which is about 60% of total spending.
And all of it goes to socialist policies and programs.

>> No.26793772

>>26793575
I agree but that's the fault of immigration not the universal benefits the themselves.

>> No.26793844

>>26793571
sorry I don't know, I just use a local app, which is fantastic but only available in New Zealand

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26793848

>>26793575
>You're thinking of Western/Northern Europe
Don't tell him this is where white people come from. He'll realize these countries are +90% white and start to put the pieces together. We can't have that.

>> No.26793850

>>26793772
The universal benefits themselves also turn massive parts of the native population into leaches.

>> No.26793858

OK im convinced ,what's the next stock we target, I want in

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26793888

>>26788801

>> No.26794001

>>26786854
>super circumcised
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.26794043

>>26792176
Zoomers and millenials believe the world should handed to them and they think thats what communism would do society.

>> No.26794060

>>26793850
They don't though. The point is everyone gets them so there's no incentive not to work the way there is in the US system where you can work a shitty job 40 hours a week or just go on gibs and earn 90% the same without working at all.

>> No.26794113

>>26794043
Name one reason why the world shouldn’t be handed to me
Because it says so in the biblerino somewhere?

>> No.26794118

>>26786854
top fucking kek

>> No.26794119

>>26794043
You're right, I'll just get a part time job and the union plant and put myself through medical school like the boomers.

>> No.26794153

>>26786611
I swear, they're like this close to quoting Niemoller. "First they came for a hedge fund and I said nothing". Mark my fucking words, they'll do this

>> No.26794191

>>26794060
If we get them, all of India and Latin America get ours too tho :(

>> No.26794203

>>26786854
LMAO

>> No.26794211

>>26794060
>They don't though.
lmao but of course they do.

>The point is everyone gets them
No they don't, only the ones who need the government handouts, or pretend to need them.

The more of these you have, the more people vote for socialist parties, the more socialist incentives you get, the more taxes go up, the more of these you have, etc.
It's a vicious circle, and it's getting accelerated with the importation of voting cattle in the form of destitute, borderline retarded third-world immigrants.

>> No.26794212

>>26787104
The "who do you think you are" reminded me of this guy

>> No.26794268

>>26788741
Eh, 2.4 billion is peanuts for Blackrock

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26794308

>>26786611
This is the most fun I've had since the pandemic started

>> No.26794333

>>26793850
they do here in New Zealand, it's an inter-generational career for them

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>>26792316
none of the people running things are in a capitalist system
they have had there own system specifically made for them

>> No.26794379

>>26794333
Interesting. Which universal benefits are you referring to?

>> No.26794422

>>26794333
lmao
I was actually talking about the European native population, but in countries colonized by whites (US, NZ, Aus, ...) the "native" populations act like the immigrants do in Europe.
What a delicious irony.

>> No.26794426

>>26791585
Severely underrated and idealist-pilled

>> No.26794475

>>26794211
>No they don't, only the ones who need the government handouts, or pretend to need them.
Are you being deliberately stupid? That's what a universal benefit is, which is what we're talking about. A benefit that every member of the population has access to as oppose to regular gibs for the unemployed and feckless.

>> No.26794495

>>26786611
They think that hedge fund managers carry the country on their back or something like they're farmers/laborers, it's hilariously how much they value themselves and think it extends to us

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26794498

>>26786854
fucking KEK

>> No.26794524

>>26786611
it is funny

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26794540

>>26786854
just came here to biz to see what all the fuss is about but fucking hell lmao

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26794587

>>26786705

>> No.26794604

>>26794475
>A benefit that every member of the population has access to as oppose to regular gibs for the unemployed and feckless.
There's pretty much no such thing.

Even benefits literally touted as "universal" (like universal healthcare) are massively disproportionately siphoned towards those who need it and those who pretend to need it.
That's why socialized healthcare systems across Europe are in a constant state of artificially warded-off bankruptcy.

>> No.26794637

>>26786854
Thank you anon

>> No.26794697

>>26789312
>fucking over pension funds

Kek. We can only hope! Fuck boomers.

>> No.26794734

>>26786854
lmao based

>> No.26794770

>>26793772
>America gives dollars hand over fist to fighting muh terror and being world police
>EU spends less on fighting every Afghaniraqistan and more money on gibmedats
>WOW GUISE AMERIGA IS SO BARBARIG :DDDD

>> No.26794861

>>26790275
Stop it. Wall street bankers are really worried about their margin because of you. They may lose their jobs. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

>> No.26794876

>>26786854
Dear fucking god Anon that's brilliant!

>> No.26794881

>>26794697
boomers get roiled by naked options from time to time, they love to put their retirement on funds with unlimited risk and little upside

>> No.26794905

>>26794379
just anyone gets neetbux, and if you have no assets you get housing bux, and if you have kids you get quite handsome kidbux, the more kids the better. I think if you have like 4 kids you make way more than you could if you worked full time and had to pay your own rent etc.

So people decide to just smoke drugs and have kids

>> No.26794926

>>26794604
>There's pretty much no such thing.
There is though. But you seem to want to argue about niggers and leeches getting gibs at the expense of the working population as if I'm in favor of that, which I'm obviously not. So I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on existence of social programs that benefit the entire population, which I believe universal healthcare, public schools, libraries, etc. do.

>> No.26794957

>>26794422
do they ever, apart from with immigrants, some of them are actually good hard working people who create a lot of value

>> No.26795002

>>26794905
>neetbux
>housing bux
Those are just regular gibs, not universal benefits. Not what I'm talking about. I've already said programs like that encourage leeches.

>> No.26795040

>>26795002
Disability?

>> No.26795128

My boomer grandparents were shocked by what’s happening and said “these people are going to ruin the market!” and I said “it’s basically just normal people doing what large institutions do all the time. Kind of like how people hated Martin Shkreli but not drug companies,” to which they said that they also hate Shkreli.
Why are boomers like this?

>> No.26795151

>>26794770
Unironically yes. If the government could stop pissing away money protecting Israel and working as mercenaries for corporate interests for five minutes maybe the actual working taxpayer found see some benefit instead. Have you ever been to Europe? It's genuinely better, although it gets worse all the time due to immigrants in fairness.

>> No.26795164

>>26794926
>universal healthcare, public schools
Sure, and also roads, military, ...

Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.
The absolute turbomajority of ALL government spending goes to non-universal gibmedats.

And yes, universal healthcare largely falls under gibmedats.
I live in Europe and pay about €1k every single month in "social contributions", of which a large part goes to socialized healthcare. Throughout my career I will have paid around €240k into socialized healthcare. And guess what: I have to take out a separate health insurance on top of that to cover most hospital costs.

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26795217

So are we still winning right now?

>> No.26795250

>>26795164
>Sure, and also roads, military, ...
>Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.
Well, not the military, but even that is still a small fraction compared to socialist gibmedats, as seen here: >>26793482

Military: 16% of total spending
Gibs: >60% of total spending

>> No.26795312

>>26795164
>Problem is, they are an absolutely infinitesimally tiny fraction of government spending.
The absolute turbomajority of ALL government spending goes to non-universal gibmedats.
Yes that's what I've been saying. That's what's fucked about the system we have.

>> No.26795362

>>26795128
just remember your parents didnt have an alternative news source cut em some slack and let them die peacefully

>> No.26795369

>>26795312
It also shows how the US is "socialist" to a massive extent.

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26795375

>>26786854
NOT FUNNY

>> No.26795391

>>26793858
Gme, will go on for a while and price can go 10k easily

>> No.26795413

>>26786854
kek, fuck them motherfuckers

>> No.26795487
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26795487

>>26795128
they came from an era where you could trust main stream news

>> No.26795595

>>26795369
We're going round in circles. It doesn't, that's just what it costs to stop literal favelas and third world shithole behaviour becoming prominent like in South America. No US government is going to allow that kind of international image to occur. That doesn't make it socialist compared to a country where every citizen gets access to healthcare, 30 days paid vacation a year, a state subsidised pension, tax breaks for married couples, etc.

>> No.26795642

Reminder
https://twitter.com/SusanofTexas/status/1354234762769166338

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>>26786854
Gold.

>> No.26795687

>>26795595
The US is hugely socialist at this point.
Over 60% of ALL government spending goes to socialist gibs.

>> No.26795795

>>26795642
I'd fuck the shit out of that blondie, don't care how roasty her vagina is by now.

>> No.26796053

>>26795687
You're just repeating the same fact rather than addressing my point. The US having socialist policies would make it more like western/northern Europe, what is currently doing is the minimum to maintain our status as a first world country. No government will ever spend less on gibs than its currently doing, it's politically impossible. The only countries that do less are literally second and third world shitholes.

Here's what a socialist policy looks like. In the UK you can get a type of saving account where wherever you put in the government will add another 25% on top. You can only access the money for buying your first home, or when you reach 60. That kind of policy encourages and rewards reasonable behaviour like earning money, saving and investing rather than being reliant on handouts like section 8 and neetbux. All we do in the US is reward the laziest and most useless at the expense of everyone else.

>> No.26796104

>>26796053
>60% of total govt spending on gibs
>not socialist

You can type all the wordswordswords you want, it's not going to change anything.

>> No.26796158

>>26796053
>The US having socialist policies would make it more like western/northern Europe,
No, not with whites being less than 50% of the population. Trying to maintain Nordic social policies with the social divisions and costs of the US would just crash the economy. The Nordic system is already crumbling under the weight of the migrants from the 2015 crisis. You might as well just go straight to hyperinflation if you wanted that shit in the US.

>> No.26796174

>>26786611
OH NO! ANONYMOUS BLEW UP ANOTHER VAN!

>> No.26796234

could someone explain to me whats going on, I know absolutely nothing about finance - should I go out and try to buy gme right now?

>> No.26796263

>>26786854
This is the best timeline ever.

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>>26795642
>mfw the aryan uprising has begun
this ride is gonna get bumpy anons, I hope you have lots of ammo. Once this has been turned on it cant be turned off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

you have nothing to lose but your chains

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26796318

>>26795595
>No US government is going to allow that kind of international image to occur

did you miss last year ?

>> No.26796355

>>26786854
Lmfao

>> No.26796360

>>26786854
HOLY SHIT AHAHHA

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>>26796104

>> No.26796427

>>26796104
>Muh 60%
>words hard
Fair enough. Stay in your ignorant bubble then.

>> No.26796490

>>26786611
I haven't stopped laughing since premarket.

I'm moving to WSB after this shit. You neo-kikes can scam crypto and silver all you want after this, I'm gonna make fucking money with the normies.

>> No.26796550

>>26796234
>Kikes decide to "borrow" 130% of stock from a dying company, hoping it'll decrease in value and they'll get more shekels through jewish scheming
>boast about their soon-to-be gains
>WSB catches wind of plot
>Everyone and their mom rallies to buy and hold Gamestop stock since if it increases in value, they'll have to pay for the shit the "borrowed", plus tax on the hiked stock prices
>This deal's contract is due to end Friday, meaning they MUST pay by then

Basically they'll lose billions of dollars

>> No.26796562

>>26789312
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>> No.26796603

>>26786682
so much this. they could have protected themselves with dhedge. morons

>> No.26796652

>>26796234
Three words.

r/WallStreetBets.

Singlehandedly outchanned all of 4chan. Bizfags are mad they're losing to the nonmeta AMC. Polacks are mad cause reddit outjewed Wall Street before them. The Establishment is mad that regular people are getting their debt bucks back.

It's fucking beautiful. Buy GME, as much as you can, and HOLD IT. DO NOT SELL TILL WSB SAYS TO, IF AT ALL.

>> No.26796702

>>26796158
You're not wrong, that's the biggest issue unfortunately. Basically you need a free market, regulation to prevent cronyism and kikery, and socialist policies that benefit the entire population, not just neets, AND immigration control to prevent leeches coming in and draining the system. Any time you have that it's a huge success (e.g. weimar republic). Australia is probably the closest to doing this at the moment.

>> No.26796720

>>26796490
Third Brite-Green Badge tonight, fellas.

Sminem BLESS.

>> No.26796732

>>26796652
where should I buy stocks if I'm in the UK?

>> No.26796738
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26796738

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS

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>>26786854
fucking AMAZING
KEK

>> No.26796776

>>26787320
Das rite

>> No.26796813

“The bear will leave it’s cave forever”

>> No.26796815

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
amazing

>> No.26796821

>>26789312
>its our fault some jew failed some magic trick in some obscure way to make money doing literately nothing

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>>26796738
5DIGITS FUCKERS.
36K A POP LETS FUCKING GOOO

>> No.26796936

>>26786611
They're shitting their pants because this has turned into Class Warfare and WSB has cotton on to what Marx literally said to hit where it hurts

>I have, which will surprise you not a little, been speculating — partly in American funds, but more especially in English stocks, which are springing up like mushrooms this year (in furtherance of every imaginable and unimaginable joint stock enterprise), are forced up to quite an unreasonable level and then, for the most part, collapse. In this way, I have made over £400 and, now that the complexity of the political situation affords greater scope, I shall begin all over again. It’s a type of operation that makes demands on one’s time, and it’s worth while running some risk in order to relieve the enemy of his money.
— Karl Marx writing to Lion Philips, 1864

>> No.26796999

>>26796732
eToro probably

>> No.26797024

>>26796427
60% of all govt spending going to gibs means a country is socialist.
Sorry.

>>26796390
Based.
Meanwhile other minorities like Indians, Chinese, Jews, ... do even better than whites, so can't even blame muh racism.

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26797072

>>26786854
Based.

>> No.26797077

>>26792176
Look at what capitalism is allowing to happen now
1. People doing insanely dumb over shorts
2. Low investors trying to win some back
3. People trying to shut it down and ban retail investors

It's a joke. Capitalism worked for a long time pretty good, but the wealthy are on top and are eager to prevent people from growing

>> No.26797148

>>26786854
KEK

>> No.26797191

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
LMAO

>> No.26797192

Y'all ready for this board to double in size?
Now that the /pol/sters know there's Jewry to defeat via economic warfare, we'll see how many of them put their money where their mouth is with all of them of course earning 150k or more a year because they're not poorfags who need $15 minimum wage.

>> No.26797193

>>26790205
>you are what you claim you hate
That's implying people are doing this to make money, which most are not.
If you got in to this late, you are almost certainly doing this to fuck over scummy hedgies, or deluded enough to think Gamestop is going to the fucking moon like all the cryptocunts on here.
Anything to etch away at scum is a positive, in my books.

>> No.26797216

>>26796936
"I have made money and it make me mad." -Karl Marx

Pol shit aside, I never thought we'd be partnering with Reddit to nuke wall street. I never thought anything would happen like this in my lifetime.

>>26796732
No clue sadly. I'm American, Midwest, poorfag. I use Robinhood, most of us use it or Etoro or some other retail -level trading app. If you can find your country's version of Robinhood, I'd hop into it. Watch out for the sketchier ones: platforms are fucking with things as we speak. Can't tell you if you'll have any waiting periods to deal with though. Robinhood has 1-3 business days wait for a new account by default.

>> No.26797241

>>26790761
Underrated

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26797363

>>26797193
It's gonna do both fren.
Theoretically infinite gains if we hold.
"Diamond Hands."
Ludicrous prices if we hold past Friday and just keep it locked in. Plus, we tar and feather some hedge funds from the market into bankruptcy.

Absolute win.

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26797365

>>26796702
>e.g. weimar republic
>success
I get you're trying to proselytize socialism and all, but you might want to reconsider your standards for success. From hyperinflation to dependence on foreign loans and money that drive you into the mud upon failure, leading to extremist policies and war.

>> No.26797465

Trying to grasp how jewing The jews is antisemitic

>> No.26797488

>>26786854
Hard keks were had

>> No.26797506

>>26793017

Socialism is when the government doest stuff, the more stuff it does the socialister it gets

fuckin hell the state of /biz/

>> No.26797570

>>26797506
That's what I'm saying, yes.

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26797600

>>26786611
Not all warriors carry weapons.

>> No.26797621

What if people refused to sell their Gamestop shares even for exorbitant prices? What if it's physically impossible for Melvin to get their shares back?

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26797685

>>26797506
>government
Yes.

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26797712

>>26797077
Why would you lay blame at the feet of the general economic system instead of the government that's enabling, allowing and partaking in the corruption?

>> No.26797806

>>26786854
Kill yourself anti-semite

>> No.26797848

>>26792607
Anger.

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26797874

>>26786854
Best post on /biz/ right now.

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26797887

Spread this guide retards and keep the newcomers from spooking about hearing the word Friday

>> No.26797945

>>26786854
Hello? Based department?

>> No.26798007

>>26787320
It actually genuinely is.

>> No.26798029

>>26797077
>1. People doing insanely dumb over shorts
>2. Low investors trying to win some back
Ok
>3. People trying to shut it down and ban retail investors
How is this capitalism

>> No.26798115

>>26786611
Next time don't short squeeze over 140%.
You made a trade on options and got fucked, never invest money you can't afford to lose.

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26798157

>>26786854

>> No.26798200

>>26786854
Thanks for the gains, Jew.

>> No.26798218

>>26786854
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
FUCKING KEK

>> No.26798249

>>26798115

It's not just that it was money they couldn't afford to lose.
They lost ALL of that money, AND they owe more on top of it, and the money owed keeps increasing while we hold the stock ransom

>> No.26798296

>>26786854
Spoonfeed me on this

>> No.26798341

>>26796652
>Singlehandedly outchanned all of 4chan. Bizfags are mad they're losing to the nonmeta AMC. Polacks are mad cause reddit outjewed Wall Street before them. The Establishment is mad that regular people are getting their debt bucks back.
Pol nazi here.
We knew about this last August and it got shilled a bit more with memes back in September.

>> No.26798348

>>26797024
>60% of all govt spending going to gibs means a country is socialist.
It literally doesn't though.

>> No.26798403

>>26798249
Good, fuck em.
You'd get raked if you did the same.

>> No.26798495

>>26793017
Dumping every dollar we earn into welfare isn't socialism, it's bribery and poison.

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26798518

>>26798348

>> No.26798579

>>26798495
The government is taking on more and more duties and responsibilities that should go to individuals and families, like healthcare and even fatherhood.
It's peak socialism.

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26798658

>>26786611
If rich people are suffering I am happy.

>> No.26798869

>>26797465
Cultural appropriation

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26799277

>>26797216
are there any services that doesn't have a wait time ?(in Canada)

just signed up for wealthtrader and just find out i have to wait 3 days to start trading

>> No.26799428

>>26798658
>If rich people are suffering I am happy.
Change that to Cantillon-Insiders (people who benefit from new money created (government, bankers, wallstreet) at the expense of people who receive new money latest (fixed income, workers,...))

https://mises.org/library/money-inflation-and-business-cycles-cantillon-effect-and-economy

>> No.26799730

>>26789312
>you run the risk of fucking over pension plans or sovereign wealth funds
???
ME? Are you retarded? THEY decided to take a risk with these funds, if it was real. How the fuck have we reached the point where people forget something this fundamental
THEY
TOOK
THE RISK
THEMSELVES