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26786064 No.26786064 [Reply] [Original]

How do I make a lot of money without really trying on the stock market? I'm willing to start with $500, but I could go as high as $1000 if it makes a big difference. Basically, I'd like to be rich in a couple of months. Doesn't have to be too crazy. Not looking to be a millionaire necessarily (ha ha). But even like 50K by March. What's the best route to take?

>> No.26786146
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26786146

suck dick?

>> No.26786182

Buy GME

>> No.26786280

>>26786064
Buy reddit memestocks, at this point they have the manpower we lack to boost them

>> No.26786300

>>26786064
I've been on 4chan quite a bit for at least a decade but only recently browsed /biz/ because of this whole fiasco, this is a troll post right? Or is this what it looks like when reddit / pol autists leak over?

>> No.26786420

>>26786064
Get a Robinhood account. Drop it all in GME as soon as possible. Read r/wallstreetbets and sell when everyone else gives up.

I know this is 4chan but this is a serious response to help you make money without thinking much.

>> No.26786505

>>26786280
apparently not niggerberry
that one can only crab
but BBBY is fucking mooning

>> No.26786580

>>26786064
Rubic.

>> No.26786656

>>26786505
Fuck I bought BB instead, did i already miss gains for BBBY?

>> No.26786688

>>26786300
No I want to be rich. If I can do that without a lot of thought or effort, it's a good ROI.

>>26786280
What are the best memestocks? Is crypto a memestock?

>>26786182
>>26786420
Waiting for my Robinhood to verify. It says it could take up to five days, so I think I missed out on GME. Is AMC a good consolation stock to buy next week?

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>>26786688

>> No.26786822

Holy fucking shit

>> No.26786874

>>26786656
dunno, saw someone else's after hours chart for today and it kept him in the black

>> No.26786957

>>26786688
fuck crypto go all in on amc, lets fucking go

>> No.26786978

>>26786688
so you have, at most, $1000 and you think you can turn it into $50k in ~1month?

Unless you hit the jackpot like going all in on GME a month ago for $20 a share it ain't happening. This is why I believe this to be a troll post :)

>> No.26787013

>>26786146
Fpbp

>> No.26787082

Anglofag here. How do us and europoors join the fun if we can't get Robinhood?

>> No.26787373

>>26786957
Are there people with shorts that guarantee a squeeze like there was with GME?

>>26786978
I guess I could spend more than $1000. Maybe like $1200? I just want to be rich and it looks easy but I don't have any investing experience. I'm already making some waves on the market though because Robinhood gave me a free stock.

>>26786822
>>26786745
I just want to have a lot of money. This seems like the place to figure out how to get it because I can't get into reddit.

>> No.26787466

>>26787373
you are not going to make a lot of money in a few months unless you are willing to learn. Which you are not. You want to be spoonfed. In this case, just lurk /smg/ and yolo some 0DTE options

>> No.26787605

>>26787466
No, I think I can. I just need to know which stocks to buy and then I can sell them when they're worth a lot more than they were when I bought them. I'm a fast learner I just need to know where to put my money so I don't miss out on the next big thing.

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>>26786688
>What are the best memestocks? Is crypto a memestock?
Son, crypto is the memest of all the memestocks.
Far to memey for your palate.
Stick to WSB.

>> No.26787953

Find a bunch of boring stocks in shit that is not going to disappear. Then look at the price and work if it is undervalued. If it is undervalued due to Covid19 and money being pushed elsewhere then buy and hold. Beat inflation and.......or just buy whatever the next meme is early.

>> No.26788072

>>26786146
based
>>26786064
>But even like 50K by March
>50k-$500=49.5k
>by march
>30 days from today
suck 49,500 dicks for $1 a dick
don't forget kneepads

>> No.26789602

>>26787373
you're trolling.

capital builds capital. $1200 doesnt make you money unless you get lucky on a moonshot.

You are either retarded or trolling based on this comment,
>I'm already making some waves on the market though because Robinhood gave me a free stock.

>> No.26791001

>>26787709
I don't have a limit on memery. I literally just want to make money. I will put money into a crypto if it will make me rich. BTC is a little steep for me. Maybe I should invest in Phantom?

>>26787953
See, this is what I'm not looking for. I don't want to look at the stock market every day and study things I won't understand without dedicating a lot of time to financial literacy. I want to make it big, fast. I see your point about investing in stocks that are only down because of the pandemic though. What do you think will shoot up the highest post-Covid?

>>26788072
It's really not that hard to go from $500 to $50,000. You're thinking in percentages when you should be thinking in exponents. You probably haven't made a lot of money on the stock market.

>>26789602
Getting your foot in the door is the first step to success (no pun intended). Having a free stock from Robinhood is more than just free money, it's a free fortune if you leverage it right. If $1200 isn't enough to make money, what is? I could spend $5000 I guess, I just want to know what to spend it on so that I make a lot of money in a short period of time. Do you know what that is or are you just as financially illiterate as I am?

>> No.26791422

>>26787373
>looks easy
Based retard. Listen if you send me your money I will send you back double. No tricks here tee-hee.

>> No.26791525

>>26791001
Leverage x10 BTC short

>> No.26791639

>>26786688
If you have a maximum of $1000 dollars, what you need is a job, not an investment portfolio.

>> No.26791640

>>26786064
Troll or retarded either way fuck off

>> No.26791685

>>26786745
Whomst is this?

>> No.26791761

GME, BB, NOK the squeezes will continue

>> No.26791769

NOK it's where the money will move to once the GME and BB trains die

>> No.26791925

>>26787605
do you think we have a fucking magic ball?

>> No.26792001

>>26787605
I'm just starting too so I'll give you the best advice I can: LURK MOAR. Another GME situation will happen and you might still make good money by jumping in at this high price but this is all a risk. It's a risk every time you move money around the market. You'll take a tax hit every time you try to pull it out. You'll eat fees depending on how you put it in and take it out.

Just lurk moar and start looking for prospects. By the time another GME situation comes a long you'll have a chance to jump on it early. I'm still thinking about putting $2k in it when the market opens but I'm willing to lose it. Don't spend money you aren't willing to lose.

LURK MOAR AND DO RESEARCH.

>> No.26792036

>>26786064
put it in some really volatile stocks and pray. stock market is just a casino and only way to make "guarantee" money with minimal risk is long term investments.

>> No.26792094

Unironically, go all into GME and AMC.
Dump at least half on Friday.

>> No.26792224

>>26786656
I sold my BB when I hit 40%. GME is the real deal if you're trying to gain a lot of cash fast at the expense of faggot hedge fund. I really don't recommend dumping a ton of your cash into memestocks even if the high you get off it is great. That reddit billionaire only stayed to make like what... 500k and then pulled out. You're gonna be left holding the bag if you don't play it safe. Let the redditors that are playing their very funny joke on the shorts be the ones that are dumping tens of thousands in the memestocks. just get you a nice little profit and pull out.

>> No.26792289

>Robinhood
What is the best option for Euros tho.
Particularly Polacks.

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>>26791685
After exhaustive investigation, I concluye that sauce is ariel rebel, dorcelclub

>> No.26793777

>>26791422
It really isn't that difficult. I'm not dumb, I just know there are people who know more than me and they can tell me how to get rich. I'm just trying to make a few thousand dollars in a short timeframe.

>>26791639
I have more than that I just don't wanna spend more without a guarantee that I will make money. I could lose up to $1000 dollars and not care. If you know a way I am guaranteed to make money let me know and I can spend ten times that.

>>26791685
>>26792849
She is very cute. I didn't understand why her face was sent to me though.

>>26792094
>>26792224
GME doesn't seem like a smart bet at this point. Melvin and Citron have already cut their losses. Now it's just redditors who haven't sold yet who are going to lose money. I am thinking about AMC, though. But why is it comparable to GME? Are there people shorting AMC who can be squeezed next week?

>>26792001
>Another GME situation will happen
That's why I'm posting this thread. I don't know much about stock exchanging but I know this will happen again. I want to be in on it because it seems like an easy way to make money. I could lurk, I guess, I was just hoping for some more immediate insight so I could get rich by March or maybe April.

>> No.26793866

>>26792289
I've eToro thrown as answer a couple times but no idea

>> No.26793925

>>26793866
*seen

>> No.26794566

>>26793777
>>26791001
>It's really not that hard to go from $500 to $50,000

this gotta be bait. Let me spoonfeed you, as soon as the market opens, $1,000 max leverage on TRXC.

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>>26786064
Keep dreaming.
If someone tells you they can help you with that, what they mean is that you can help them with that

>> No.26794800

>>26792289
EToro has low fees so depending on your budget it may be the best choice.
If you want something fancier I guess Saxxo is a good alternative, you get more technical stuff with it but at higher fees in comparison.

>> No.26795955

>>26794566
It's not bait. It's very easy to get from X to Y when the rate of increase is exponential. This is math. You know, 1+1? I'm just trying to find the stock that all the memers are gonna boost next week and it looks like AMC.

>>26794692
I get this. Basically anyone buying GME at this point is a sucker, but I want to get in on something before it gets to that point. A person could have bought GME on Monday and doubled their money on Tuesday. I'm Mr. Paper Hands looking for the next big thing.

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>>26786064
Buy PNK

>> No.26796059

YOU START BY GOING BACK TO RDDIT AND NEVER EVER COMING HERE AGAIN YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.26797004

>>26795955
You really have no idea what you're talking about, shut up and lurk

>> No.26797299

>>26786064
Subscribe to Gregory Mannarino's news-letter, and buy what he is buying, sell when he is selling.

>> No.26798015

>>26797004
No, I know what I'm talking about. It can be easy to make money on the stock market and I want to get rich with as little effort as possible. I think I can get someone to explain things to me so that I can get rich.

>>26797299
I'll make a note of this. Thank you, anon. I'm a little suspicious of following an Italian, but you're the first person to answer me seriously.

>> No.26799853

Link / btc hold for 5 years

>> No.26799960

>>26786064
buy a gun

>> No.26800029

>>26786146
this

>> No.26800052

>>26786064
Jesus fucking christ nobody can be this fucking retarded

>> No.26800090

>>26791001
The troll should be subtle.
Grammar too good for such a retarded questions.
Made me reply, so 6/10