seriously, what do i do with this money?

[Anonymous No.26780523]

i'm sitting on 300k thanks to gme and i really have no fucking clue what to do with this. i've only ever dropped a few thousand at a time on shitcoins. i've never had this much money to re-invest with

[Anonymous No.26781122]

do nothing for a couple weeks. relax, let it sink in. buy yourself something small as a celebration (like a good beer, nice steak, not a brand new car). then, think about splitting it up into different buckets: stocks/crypto/etc don't do anything crazy for now.

[Anonymous No.26781162]

>>26780523
NOK

[Anonymous No.26781236]

So w a new prez there is this mandate to buy higher percentages of what are called “sustainable” investments across institutional portfolios - think endowments, pension funds, the big pockets. These will all go up over the next 2-3 years and then crash before the next prez is elected. There are a few funds out that show a list of holdings. See which holdings are the same across the board, big names and buy a basket of 10 with half the dough, split the rest on new pumps on Reddit.

[Anonymous No.26781264]

>>26781122
This.

[Anonymous No.26781322]

pokemon, mtg, yugioh. Yugioh is the best for more short term money, pokemon for the long haul and mtg reserve list if youre a fag

[Anonymous No.26781337]

>>26780523
Actually you’ve probably only got 240k. Put aside 30% for taxes

[Anonymous No.26781339]

>>26780523
Buy back in, turn it into 900k.

[Anonymous No.26781389]

>>26781122
based
Just go buy and milkshake or something and stay cool

[Anonymous No.26781393]

>>26781122
good advice, proven by digits....

[Anonymous No.26781459]

>>26781337
*200k but check those digits

[Anonymous No.26781537]

Non-meme answer: put it all into a broad market low fee index fund like VTSAX, set dividends to reinvest, and let it compound for the next 30 years.

[Anonymous No.26781645]

>>26780523
Yolo 100% into GME faggot

[Anonymous No.26781723]

>>26780523
Buy the Bitcoin dip faggot

[Anonymous No.26781801]

>>26780523
Play with it. That's what I would do

[Anonymous No.26781843]

>>26780523
Basically >>26781122
If you have debts pay them off, get debt free, then fuck idk, do you boo

[Anonymous No.26781922]

New to all this, is webull a good app to use? How simple is closing an account?

[Anonymous No.26782962]

>>26780523
NOK, BB, Cathie Wood ETFs, FUSE, BTC, ETH, AVAX, and a few shitcoins sprinkled here and there.

[Anonymous No.26783704]

>>26780523
COKE AND HOOKERS BUSTER THEN NOK WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE LEFT

[Anonymous No.26783978]

>>26780523
Pay your taxes, reinvest a safe percentage. Don't tell anyone you won the lottery.

[Anonymous No.26784047]

>>26781122
>like a good beer
i need to restock on absinthe

[Anonymous No.26784267]

>>26781236
Think of that money as being invested in shit that's going nowhere. It's going to be Solestra x1000.

[Anonymous No.26784360]

>>26782962
Why not include silver if you’re including everything

[Anonymous No.26784375]

>>26780523
Buy a ranch,
import waif,
raise family and animals,
enjoy the view of the prairie grass swaying in the wind

[Anonymous No.26784430]

>>26780523
All in Link you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.26784499]

>>26781843
Do not sell to try to pay off debts lmao that is the exact opposite of what the post is saying. Do you want 300k or 3mil? Be patient.

>GME IS NOT OVER FRIDAY, DO NOT LISTEN TO SHORTLETTES

>DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

>SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

>BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ ON ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
>THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!

[Anonymous No.26784512]

>>26783704
Only good answer

[Anonymous No.26784561]

>>26780523
All in on Coca Cola and retire

[Anonymous No.26784632]

>>26784499
Fuck dude I really want to believe, I have 2gs riding on this, it won't bankrupt me if I lose but it'll definitely destroy my confidence

[Anonymous No.26784663]

>>26780523
Put 20K into Etherium In the next dip. 100K into xrp, take out 50K and settle debts you have, and use it to travel the world and live inexpensively somewhere tropical before the collapse.

[Anonymous No.26784728]

>never traded before but this seemed like a nice intro
>wednesday morning asked bank system to buy me two stocks at $100
>go to work with smile
>come back home
>trade is still pending
>my original trade has been deleted
>replaced to buy at $220 instead on tomorrow friday
>can't delete it
>bank won't delete it
How tf does that happen?

[Anonymous No.26784745]

>>26780523
Sell a portion, hold the rest. It might keep going up my african american male of choice.

[Anonymous No.26784958]

>>26784728
your buy order couldn't find a seller and the broker 'did its best'.

[Anonymous No.26785110]

There is a weird artificial inflation of NAKD going on right now. If you put in, you will pump it even more at opening and make yourself and a bunch of people some bazinga bucks.

[Anonymous No.26785175]

>>26784958
wtf I hate banks now?

[Anonymous No.26785193]

>>26780523
You made 300k by yoloing
Yoloing will help you turn 300k into 3M

[Anonymous No.26785350]

>>26780523
>>paper hands detected
how dumb are you for missing the main event?

[Anonymous No.26785441]

>>26782962
This but without BTC and ETH, triple AVAX

[Anonymous No.26785541]

>>26781122
This is the real advice
But don't be a fucking pussy, turn it into 10 million. Buy $BAO