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Alright you glorious niggers.
I know absolutely fucking nothing about purchasing and selling stock. I've never done it. In fact I don't even know where to begin, but I'd like to. I've always enjoyed my time at GameStop and find myself attracted to the idea of purchasing a share or two at market open because I like the company so much and for NO other reason at all.
So, how do I go about this? Please help a new /biz/fag out.

>> No.26776983

>>26776713
Go back to plebbit and ask there.

>> No.26777044

Would also like to know, could've been comfy since the 22nd if I knew a good onramp

>> No.26777062

>>26776713
Just google it you dipshit

Fuck off

>> No.26777213
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26777213

Download Robinhood on your phones and link your bank accounts. Good luck newfrens

>> No.26777274

>>26776713
Find an /smg/ thread. Search the archive if you have to. They have pastebin links to learning resources in the OP.

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26777396

>>26776713
>I have no idea how this works but I wanna gamble my money anyway
Buy a pricey scratch-off, you'll lose less in the process. A nice $10-20 one should be good.

>> No.26777420

>>26776713
>help I’m new spoonfeed me exactly what to do cause I’m brainless
The 300th thread today

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26777722

>>26776713
is this you

>> No.26778135

>>26777062
So be it.

>>26777274
I'll take a look.

>>26777396
I just really like GameStop stock. :)

>>26777722
It is not, however, Au'ra girls are fucking CUTE.

>> No.26778492

>>26778135
based
search for any broker app or website, usually one with zero comission trading fees. also be wary that some brokers will take several days to verify your deposit (which means you can't trade until then) while others allow you to access a certain percentage. you should also know that many brokers are restricting gme trades right now. also many will require you to have id/passport verification.

>> No.26778532

kneepads, rope, and kys

>> No.26778665

>>26776713
Just use the Sugon method. I started today and already made 147%.

>> No.26780391

>>26778135
Catboys and catmen or bust.

I'm not into the newfangled meme stocktrading shit, I openned several investment accounts with my bank. If you happen to be a leaf, then you actually have multiple options of investment accounts which can give you slightly different methods of tax sheltering though.