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Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:02:08 2021 No.26774692 [Reply] [Original]

>mom calls me
>anon I have 2000 dollars how many bitcoins can you buy me
>try to explain to her that 2000 dollars won't get her squat
>ok buy me another coin here take the 2000
>wires it to me
what do I tell buy her bros? it's too little for anything but she seems intent on buying some sort or stock. If I give it back to her she's probably gonna try to get into GME.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:03:27 2021 No.26774810 >>26774692 Are you a tard? You can put $2k in bitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:04:35 2021 No.26774934 Respect her wishes and buy BTC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:04:43 2021 No.26774951 >>26774692 GME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:05:23 2021 No.26775016 >>26774810 Let the norman be he doesn’t understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:05:55 2021 No.26775066 File: 104 KB, 1024x904, 1494287081493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26774692 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:07:51 2021 No.26775231 >>26774934 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:08:18 2021 No.26775282 >>26774692 But 2k worth of bitcoin, you won't get a whole coin but she can still invest into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:08:29 2021 No.26775299 >>26774692(OP) WHAT? you can put that much in bitcoin is not going down from here ever. Its A SAFE FUCKING INVESTMENT YOU STUPID FUCK PUT IT ON FOR HER OR SHE'LL WASTE IT ON GME

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:08:58 2021 No.26775352 >>26774810 >>26774934 >>26775066 I can't buy her 0.006th of a coin, she won't understand and think I scammed her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:09:28 2021 No.26775402 Diversify BTC 50%, ETH 20%, ADA 10%, CEL 10%, MUSE 10%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:10:50 2021 No.26775529 >>26775352 Did you not explain to her she would only be getting a fraction of one at the current rate of over $30K? Anon either wire her money back or buy her .006 BTC like she asked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:11:16 2021 No.26775564 >>26775352 Use an analogy to explain it. Come on man use your brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:13:11 2021 No.26775753 ok guys i'm going to buy her the coin. I hope she understands. What are some analogies I can give her? >>26775564 i'm not very good at explaining things

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:13:22 2021 No.26775777 >>26775352 does she not understand basic mathematics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:13:31 2021 No.26775789 File: 381 KB, 600x655, 1584848217537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26774692 Buy LINK

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:13:54 2021 No.26775823

>>26774692
don't take my word for it, but I'd recommend AAVE. read up on it and tell her about it as well. come to the decision together. she shouldn't be outsourcing her investments to you - make it clear that any gains or losses are her responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:14:47 2021 No.26775891 File: 21 KB, 250x250, 2BB82419-DB90-44FA-835E-63220D24E508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26774692 Nano is Reddit coin and oversold very comfy, you’re welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:20 2021 No.26775941 just buy her an ETH

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:22 2021 No.26775943

>>26775753
Tell her its like owning a share of a company, like a stock. Tell her owning partial bitcoin is like owning a share in a company, even if it is not a 'round' number.

Or, if your mom is completely retarded, tell her that if you give a nigger half a bag of skittles, it doesn't mean the nigger has no skittles. He just has no BAG OF SKITTLES. 1 Bitcoin = 1 Bag of skittles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:33 2021 No.26775956 >>26775753 ask her to divide 2k by 30k then tell her thats how many bitcoins she gets. easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:36 2021 No.26775960 >>26774692 Buy a physical Bitcoin off of eBay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:42 2021 No.26775967 >>26774692 buy effereum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:15:53 2021 No.26775986 >>26774692 rbc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:16:02 2021 No.26775996 File: 154 KB, 500x526, 1606339386878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VET

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:16:27 2021 No.26776044 >>26775299 >waste on GME >BTC is safe Wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:17:21 2021 No.26776132 >>26774692 send her a guide on how to stake $BAO, explain how actually 1800% interest rates are normal and cool and very safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:17:41 2021 No.26776156 >>26775943 the skittles analogy is good. i'll use that and report back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:17:43 2021 No.26776159 society is collpasing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:19:05 2021 No.26776276 >>26774692 Buy her 420,000 NIM. Just don’t look at it for a while because it could drop 50% from here, but in 6-12 months I’m pretty confident you’ll thank me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:20:28 2021 No.26776366 >>26775753 She can’t afford a pizza. Just a slice. But if she shows tits we won’t tell her to GTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:20:59 2021 No.26776416 >>26774692 Come on OP just get her some game and amc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:23:59 2021 No.26776662 >>26774692 egld

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:26:46 2021 No.26776875

>>26775753
Tell her that an entire bitcoin is 32k right now but you bought a partial coin that will still increase in value like a full bitcoin. If bitcoin goes up 10%, partial coin goes up 10%. If bitcoin doubles overnight so does her partial coin. Personally though I would put that money in to chainlink and tell her it wait a few years for it to appreciate. If you really want to risk it put her money in rubic or some other low cap coin but if it goes under you need to be a good son and repay her the money if it ends up being a pajeet scam. If it moons she will be super happy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:27:14 2021 No.26776913

>>26774692
if this happened earlier today or tonight you wouldn't got her a nice 3-4% return already but you want to ask a shill. if that's the case, you could've gone with what most people shill here, link, and she would have a nice 15% return. give me your mom's number, I have to talk to her about her child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:28:04 2021 No.26776978 >>26774692 buy GME and actually make her money instead of being a shitcoin retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:33:24 2021 No.26777424 >>26775777 you'd be suprised with how retarded the average person can be

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:34:29 2021 No.26777512 buy ftm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:34:31 2021 No.26777516 >>26774692 Buy AMC and tell her you got coin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:34:52 2021 No.26777548 >>26776044 you're clearly new here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:36:17 2021 No.26777669 >>26774692 ADA or RBC

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:45:41 2021 No.26778467

Does it need to be just one coin? Personal recommendation would be:
>40% ETH
>30% BTC
>20% LINK
>10% smallcap gamblecoins

Reasoning is because ETH is a very safe bet, but has more upside than BTC from here. If BTC goes 10x from here then ETH is likely to go at least 15x. But you'll want a good chunk of BTC too, because it's a relatively conservative bet at this point. LINK is not as sure-fire as BTC or ETH, but the upside potential is much higher than both of them. 25x is not unthinkable. Grabs some shitcoin moonbags too, because they can either get rugged or go 200x. Try to filter out the garbage as best as you can. This last 10% is basically gambling, but it can pay off if you choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:48:52 2021 No.26778724 File: 176 KB, 1105x1400, Jon-Tester-2006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26778467 >>40% ETH >>30% BTC >>20% LINK >>10% smallcap gamblecoins that's a pretty good setup desu you could even skip the gamblecoins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:51:53 2021 No.26778959 EGLD mainnet just completed and product release is the 31st. Also became coinbase custody a few hours ago. It's going to be fucking huge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:52:19 2021 No.26778991 Fantom. Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:53:23 2021 No.26779081 >>26775352 Would she get annoyed if you didn’t come home with an entire gold bar, but just a nugget? Use your brain nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:54:24 2021 No.26779170 >>26774692 TRX for sure. It’s literally days away from pumping. Don’t believe me? Just look at it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:19:03 2021 No.26781047 >>26775352 then buy her 2000 BTC stop trying to scam her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:21:39 2021 No.26781243 >>26774692 Go back to R*ddit commiefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:24:07 2021 No.26781418 >>26774692 AMC surely

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:25:43 2021 No.26781514 >>26775753 say it's like how a dollar can be divided into 100 cents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:26:24 2021 No.26781571 OMG YOU GORILLA NIGGER OBVIOUSLY BUY CHAINLINK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:26:25 2021 No.26781572 You could get like 6k XLM and wait for it to moon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:26:36 2021 No.26781580 >>26775352 >imagine the bitcoin is a pizza >The pizza costs 30k >you only gave me 2k >you only get a slice >dont worry though >People would kill for this slice how hard is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:28:07 2021 No.26781692 >>26774692 just put it in tether and wait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:33:21 2021 No.26782079 >>26776132 this but unironcially. do the 10,000 apy sushi lp pool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:37:07 2021 No.26782361 >>26775352 buy REQ you'll get like 50k of em

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:37:15 2021 No.26782368

>>26774692
Tell her that you can't get even a single bitcoin with 2,000, but that you will invest it in something good. Personally, I would choose Kraft (KHC) on NASDAQ. It's a solid performer at all times, but especially since we will all be eating Kraft Dinner soon enough.

Or you could try following the great short-squeeze around for a while until it stales.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:40:06 2021 No.26782552 Mom, I'm not a retard. Here is your paper wallet with your satoshi on it. Don't loose it. -keep a duplicate for boomer memory loss.

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:46:46 2021 No.26782960

>>26775753
Are you fucking retarded or a nigger? You can have a fraction of a dollar, ie. cents. Why do you think she won't understand a fraction of another currency? You don't need any other analogy. I'd tell you to neck yourself but instead I'll just tell you to buy the crypto and make sure neither of you lose it.

t. literal fucking African here

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:54:43 2021 No.26783486

>>26782960
This
The dumbest fucking nigger in the world can even understand how a peso does not equal a dollar, or how a Canadian dollar is not the same as a US dollar. If she still thinks you are scamming her, there are plenty of USD to BTC converters that she can use herself to see them.
You must think little of your mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:56:23 2021 No.26783589 >>26774692 Don't play with anyone else money unless you can pay it back, you got a lot to learn son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 00:58:18 2021 No.26783703 >>26783589 Also this. You should have just told her how to put money into BTC rather than whatever the fuck you are doing right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:02:11 2021 No.26783961 >>26781580 based and cerebration pilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:03:23 2021 No.26784041 >>26775352 >i bought $2000 worth of bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:04:49 2021 No.26784132 >>26775402 I like this idea, she can tell all of her friends she has a bunch of electronic funny coins

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:14:04 2021 No.26784709 >>26774692 You got any nudes of your mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:15:01 2021 No.26784763 >>26774692 Buy btc retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:16:33 2021 No.26784856 >>26774692 Buy link

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:20:35 2021 No.26785109 So these are the people I'm trading against

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:21:53 2021 No.26785197 put it into amc so you'll get enough for a bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:23:13 2021 No.26785279 >>26774692 ALL OF IT INTO $GME. $GME TO THE FUCKING MOOONNN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:24:34 2021 No.26785357 >>26774692 Fuckoffbacktoredditfaggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:26:00 2021 No.26785453 >>26774692 $2,000 in NOK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:27:12 2021 No.26785522 >>26774692 Read that as "mom calls me anon" lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:27:36 2021 No.26785547 >>26775352 Explain to her how many Sat in a bitcoin Tel her she owns 6,281,034 Sat and to hold until 1 Sat is 1$ Set her wallet to show Sat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:28:11 2021 No.26785589 I'm not going to give you advice because you posted a Communist flag. If you posted a NatSoc flag, we could talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:31:59 2021 No.26785832 FTM RSR LINK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:32:49 2021 No.26785872 >>26774692 It's your mom. Don't buy her btc.

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:37:50 2021 No.26786162

>>26774692
Yeah you posted a communist flag. I was going to tell you the next 50x but since that flag was brought to my attention, get fucked.

I don't care what you buy. Your mom raised a retard and I guess she deserves whatever your shitbrain comes up with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:38:56 2021 No.26786233 >>26774692 DUDE ! I got it. For real Buy here a couple BCH and BSV. BSV could surprise us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:39:12 2021 No.26786242 >>26774692 Buy eth instead she'll get a whole coin and then some

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:41:37 2021 No.26786380 >>26774692 buy as many shares of GME as you can with it in the morning and then get her a chocolate coin and say its a bitcoin, keep the cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 01:41:47 2021 No.26786392 >>26774692 Put it in a mutual fund.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 02:13:06 2021 No.26788109 >>26786162 Lol the absolute rage You'd better just get off the internet now if this is enough to cripple your mental operation.

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