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While we wait for the markets to open again, let’s start calling game stops and asking how to buy their stocks

>> No.26760619

>>26760477
lmfao yesss im in

>> No.26760706

Better Idea. Since the stock is technically yours, why not walk into the gamestop and just take whatever you want? You're the new owner after all.

>> No.26760896
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26760896

Based and jerky boys pilled

>> No.26761226

Bump

>> No.26761341

ask if they will let you trade-in your stocks

>> No.26761519

>>26761341
ask if you can buy new stocks instead of used stocks.

>> No.26761578

>>26760706
Based

>> No.26761790

Only battle toads calls

>> No.26761824
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26761824

>>26760477
based

>> No.26761915

>>26760706
Based and red pilled

>> No.26762366

Is this why GameStop has exploded? Did the new battle toads come out?
Some anon please call GameStop and get this figured out for us

>> No.26762502
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26762502

I found one that's still open on a street named after MLK
dubs and I call it

>> No.26762838

>>26762502
Rolling

You better call

>> No.26763074

>>26762502
vocaroo it nigga

>> No.26763150

>>26760477

Wait a sec we can leverage our position with management to make it store policy that ever store has at least one copy of Battletoads NES on display, and host a battletoads day every month where the wagie's have to dress up like Battle toads..

>> No.26763319

>>26760706
You could probably convince some mouthbreather that works there that you are entitled to take a free game due to your minority ownership of the company.

>> No.26763434

>>26763150
My god. We have that power now.

>> No.26763505

>>26762502
rolling

record it

>> No.26763602
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26763602

Strong AH beats by FB and AAPL should settle the markets tomorrow. Morgan Stanley on CNBC just said they continue to favor value plays in materials and financials, as the re-opening trade still works.

The long thesis is still in tact on $CLF. Report from yesterday that Blackrock has increased position in $CLF to 15%, and is now holding 20,000 call options

Very bullish for $CLF... solid buy.. Q4 earnings beat around the corner while Steel is over $1000 per ton..

>> No.26763627

>>26760706
Dangerously based

>> No.26763630

>>26763434
>>26763150
Call Reggie now.

>> No.26763644

>>26762502
Rember to record!

>> No.26763841
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26763841

>>26763644
Recording with both my desktop mic and phone to ensure

>> No.26763861

>>26760477
buy TOAD

>> No.26764137

>>26760706
>sir you need to pay for that
It’s okay, I own GameStop

>> No.26764153

>>26760477
bump, incredible idea OP

>> No.26764305

>>26762502
>>26763841
good luck

>> No.26764320

>>26760477
>Calling in ask about stocks act confused thrn put 5 dollars to pre-order every game
All profits

>> No.26764372

>>26760477
They probably carry Battletoads stock now

>> No.26764403

>>26763841
dont let us down, ill be waiting for you retard

>> No.26764638

Wait until Gamestop buys a few hedge funds, then walk in. You should be able to grab any of the used games fo sho. Play command and conquer and watch the world burn.

>> No.26764648
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26764648

>>26760477
Just did it lol
https://vocaroo.com/1bACUbdI7kIw

>> No.26764756

>>26764648
Based

>> No.26764857

>>26764648
based
should've pressed more

>> No.26764875

I wonder if they carry Battletoads

>> No.26764977

>>26763841
>L4n/99GR
based

>> No.26764992

>>26764648
>https://vocaroo.com/1bACUbdI7kIw
awesome

>> No.26765102

>>26764648
weak

>> No.26765123

>>26762502
>MLK
that's the ghetto

>> No.26765251

>>26765102
Link yours. Can call me weak if your not willing to do better.

>> No.26765308
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26765308

>>26764648

>> No.26765331

new 4chin and plebbit hq?

>> No.26765438

>>26763841
>n/99GR

>> No.26765530
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26765530

>>26765123
I've called twenty times and they only picked up once, it sounded like a fragile white woman and she said nothing after I asked her if battletoads caused the price increase, not even worth uploading, going to call some other hood ass gamestop if I can find one still open.

>> No.26765535

>>26764648
thank you for your service

someone else should call another gamestop, but just ignore when they tell you that they don't sell stock. maybe ask how much you can get if you trade in a PS4 or something idk

>> No.26765641

>>26764648
Nice

>> No.26765652

>>26763319
Minority ownership? I ain’t a nigger

>> No.26765664

>>26760706
No, you should respect the company which you are invested in. Do ask if you can preorder some stocks at 9:30 during the aftermarket though

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26765665

>>26760706
astronomically based

>> No.26765773

>>26765530
maybe try somewhere in cali? idk, you're kinda limited because the only ones that are open at this time are west coast ones i'm pretty sure.

>> No.26765775

https://vocaroo.com/1k8IVuDWpwRP

>> No.26765837

>>26760706

based and niggerpilled

>> No.26765910

>>26765773
Yeah you're kind of right, sorry for being a letdown.
Good luck to any other anons, maybe don't be so bold to mention battletoads to a gamestop employee.

>> No.26765971

Ask for the VIP Investor line

>> No.26766071

>>26765775
kek

>>26765910
no worries, there's always tomorrow. and yeah, everyone knows about the battletoads meme at this point.

>> No.26766102

>>26765773
hawaiian ones are open for another half hour i've been trying those

>> No.26766107

>>26765775
kek

>> No.26766129

>>26765775
kek
based

>> No.26766172

>>26765775

Audibly Kek'd

>> No.26766255
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26766255

>>26765775
Kek

>> No.26766353

https://vocaroo.com/1lFvYaiDMzGd

>> No.26766462

>>26765775
Sam?

>> No.26766477

someone post a number or an open store. all the ones near me are closed. im gonna ask them how to buy online then ask if they have any stock exchange sims

>> No.26766591

>>26766353
that was a bit rude

>> No.26766592
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26766592

>>26766353
Based. Keep dabbing on the wagies.

>> No.26766610
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26766610

>>26766353
WAGIES BTFO

>> No.26766642

>>26766477
(702) 258-8792
1291 S Decatur Blvd #130, Las Vegas, NV 89102

>> No.26766645

>>26760706
Unfathomably based.

>> No.26766662

>>26760706
i'll take 6 PS5's please

>> No.26766669

>>26763150
holy based

>> No.26766717

https://vocaroo.com/1b6gjxLfp1MH

>> No.26766752
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26766752

>> No.26766759

>>26766353
ouch

>> No.26766792

>>26761341
>Last price $292
>Worth $18.50 in store credit

>> No.26766831

https://vocaroo.com/1lFvYaiDMzGd

>> No.26766898

>>26764648
Your voice is so sexy. Be my Game Stop Girlfriend.

>> No.26766928

>>26766717
>dna
American education, everyone.

>> No.26766958

>>26766717
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26766963

>>26766717
>I don’t know how much your DNA’s worth
kek

>> No.26766967

>>26766717
Hahahaha he took it pretty well

>> No.26766981

>>26766255
Lmfao. This is hedgies idea of our dicks

>> No.26766999

>>26766717
>>26766353
lmao make the wagies suffer
absolutely based

>> No.26767020

>>26760706
you own 0.0000001% of the company, so you are only entitled to get a 0.0000001% discount of the original price.

>> No.26767047

>>26766353
Got eem

>> No.26767070
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26767070

>>26760706
We are the gamestop now

>> No.26767083

>>26762366
>Did the new battle toads come out?
Yes and it fucking sucked

>> No.26767085

>>26764648
based. the stuttering made it even funnier

>> No.26767146

>>26766717
OUT FUCKING MEMED

>> No.26767371

>>26765775
keksimus

>> No.26767419

absolute best thread on 4chan rn. keep them coming, all have been good so far

>> No.26767429

>>26765775
Hi Sam Hyde

>> No.26767458
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26767458

>>26766717
>can i take a shit behind the counter?

Anon i loved everything about that call thank you.

>> No.26767470

>>26766642
called a different one in vegas and they told me to download robinhood LMAO
https://voca.ro/1aWURdjbuJKD

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26767496

This fucking thread

>> No.26767544

>>26766353
Wagies destroyed kek

>> No.26767570

>>26760477
based idea. bump

>> No.26767586

>>26766717
lol ngl, that nigga was pretty based

>> No.26767596

https://voca.ro/1gguClA8WyHj

Another.

>> No.26767664

>>26760706
>why not walk into the gamestop and just take whatever you want?

Isn't this what black people already do?

>> No.26767710

>>26766963
Based on his inflection it is worth negative dollars

>> No.26767777

>>26765530
post

>> No.26767786

>>26767470
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
she legit got her fucking manager
top kek
good customer service i guess
she's probably bored af and you entertained her
>stock simulators for Nintendo switch
hahahahahha

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26767808

I'm going to take a shit behind your desk.

Holy shit

>> No.26767814 [DELETED] 

Just got off the phone with the CEO of Melvin capital

>> No.26767830

>>26767596
This is one of the most bubblacious conversations I've ever heard in my entire life.

>> No.26767859

>>26766353
woah cool it with the anti-retailism??

>> No.26767897

All your calls are being recorded and traced. Thanks for the information

>> No.26767903

>>26767814
Just got off the phone with the Melvin capital ceo
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>> No.26767923
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26767923

>>26762502
Do it.

>> No.26768011

>>26767470
>Stock Exchange Simulator for the Nintendo Switch
My fucking sides

>> No.26768015

>>26760706
>need to sell my Gamestop stonks
>show them I own 700 shares at $347 each
>they say the best they can do is $3.50 for all of 'em

>> No.26768024
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26768024

>>26766717
>Depends on how much your dna's worth

>> No.26768028

eat balls!

>> No.26768055

>>26760477
CEO should be issuing as many shares as possible to gobble up other companies

>> No.26768110
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26768110

>>26767903
kek
sounds like a bad joker impression

>> No.26768154

>>26767903
I thought you were bullshitting for a minute, until you posted proof

>> No.26768159

>>26766717
i still need a bafroom
https://vocaroo.com/14Ut3xXS2Cfg

>> No.26768244

>>26762502
i hate niggers

>> No.26768246

>>26763602
Nigger, if your going to attempt to shill us away from GME...don't pick a stock incessantly shilled by someone affectionately known here as the CLF Tranny

>> No.26768254

>>26767903
KEK

>> No.26768309

>>26768159
>WHY?

>> No.26768326

>>26767470
not proud of this one desu
https://voca.ro/13bfHaBhewwy

>> No.26768334

>>26768159
Retarded. Your calls were the o ly ones not even remotely entertaining in this thread. Prank calls are funny when the person who picks up thinks your serious and you sound like a 12 year old pranked with the very first words out of your mouth each time

>> No.26768355
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26768355

>>26767903
Kek kek kek
1000 keks

>> No.26768364

>>26767664
bruh..

>> No.26768439

>>26766591
cope

>> No.26768447

>>26767903
Mate I am fucking crying that was so funny

>> No.26768474
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26768474

>>26765775
>"so you're out of stock?"

>> No.26768492

>>26768159
W H Y ?

>> No.26768500
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26768500

>>26767903
Holy shit I'm dead

>> No.26768518

>>26766717
how do retail wagies do this shit

>> No.26768537
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26768537

>>26765775
top fucking zozzle, this is a buy signal

>> No.26768538
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26768538

>>26768159
pfffttttpppppffffffffffft

>> No.26768559
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26768559

>>26764648
>https://vocaroo.com/1bACUbdI7kIw
NIGGA YOU SOUND FAT AS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26768573

>>26768244
Uh, hello, based department?

>> No.26768616

>>26768518
You literally sit there and bullshit with customers all day about games. Doesn't sound like a bad way to spend your time if you are going to make minimum wage anyway

>> No.26768649

>>26766353
>https://vocaroo.com/1lFvYaiDMzGd
kek FUCK WAGIES

>> No.26768744

>>26768326
going from las vegas to portland, guy sounds like a bigger fag than me
https://voca.ro/17mvh6zgrnrp

>> No.26768748

>>26766831
Ah. Poor attempt. Refer to >>26766717
for a good call.

>> No.26768770

>>26760477
For your listening pleasure and posterity anons:
https://vocaroo.com/1bACUbdI7kIw
https://vocaroo.com/1k8IVuDWpwRP
https://vocaroo.com/1lFvYaiDMzGd
https://vocaroo.com/1b6gjxLfp1MH
https://vocaroo.com/1lFvYaiDMzGd
https://voca.ro/1aWURdjbuJKD
https://voca.ro/1gguClA8WyHj
Melvin Cap. call:https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
https://vocaroo.com/14Ut3xXS2Cfg
https://voca.ro/13bfHaBhewwy

>> No.26768797

>>26765664
>"Can I trade my stock in for store credit?"

>> No.26768803

What store is next after GameStop?

>> No.26768878

>>26767903
the production value on this one

>> No.26768879

>>26766717
>https://vocaroo.com/1b6gjxLfp1MH
This is by far the best are one

>Are you prideful?
>yeah im prideful our companys doing great
>Can I shit behind the desk?

>> No.26768931

AMC Dillards silver

>> No.26768932

>>26760477
Ask them if you can pre-order battletoad stocks

>> No.26769002
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[ERROR]

READ THIS.
Someone give me a number for an open Gamestop. I'm a fraud investigator for a big company so I have super professional no-nonsense phone voice. I'll call and pretend to be from corporate and tell the wagie working there that people may call in asking to preorder "stocks". A few minutes after I do that, you retards all start calling to preorder the "stocks"

someone gimme a number

>> No.26769051

>>26767903
>On National Holocaust remembrance day
Incredibly based.