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How fucked is r/wallstreetbets?

>> No.26737605

>>26737458
literally a nothingburger, the SEC is a group of faggots who suck jew dick but there is literally no way to revert the damage done

>> No.26737945

>>26737458
SEC will ban options for retails, screenshot this.

>> No.26738043

>>26737605
THEY OWN THE GAME. They can do whatever the fuck they please and you can't do SHIT about it.
The only question is, is Melvin worth it for them.

>> No.26738068

>>26737945
unironically this. you're going to see more regulation that will "curb" retail "manipulation." Absolute CLOWN WORLD.

>> No.26738097

>>26737945
Why? The only options that caused problems here are INSTITUTIONS who used options to short.

>> No.26738140

>>26737458
0% fucked
/biz/ really wishes they were wsb and it shows :)

>> No.26738237
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26738237

>>26737458
oh wow they made so a single hedge fund is only up 387% instead of 415%

>> No.26738241

Make no mistake, a jew will always get his pound of flesh. The entire global economy may collapse triggering the desired great reset meme, but they'll still manage to come out on top one way or another. People WILL be thrown to the wolves and every measure will be deployed and made public to ensure the goy never gets any similar ideas again.

>> No.26738251

Great. Can we find more short positions to buy up? is this something that can be repeated?

>> No.26738288
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26738288

THERE ONCE WAS A STOCK THAT PUT TO SEA

THE NAME OF THE STOCK WAS $GME

THE PRICE BLEW UP, THE SHORTS WENT DOWN

HOLD, MY BULLY BOYS, HOLD

>> No.26738343

>>26738043
le illusion of invulnerable omniscient world order face
theyre humans just like you and like all humans they get raped sometimes, this is one of them.

>> No.26738419

>>26738288
YO HO YO HO
A HODLERS LIFE FOR ME

>> No.26738441

>>26738043
>The only question is, is Melvin worth it for them.
it's not just Melvin this time, the same way it was "just lehmann" in 2008. These funds are all inter-owned by everyone else. Big incestuous jewish fuckpile gonna come crashing down.

>> No.26738510

>>26738251
>we
>implying the fags on social media throwing around their 5000$ are even making a dent in the price
lmao

>> No.26738517

>>26737945
they'll make the minimum buy/sell quantity $20k

>> No.26738539

>>26738343
The dungeon master in the D&D game is only a humans and he gets fucked if he wants to go to cave A and the party goes to cave B, he still as a human has all the power to do what he want, the only question is if it's worth it.

>> No.26738642

>>26738343
*jews

>> No.26738671

>>26738510
Over 3 million people participated in this. Anon, what is 500$ times 3 million?

>> No.26738695
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26738695

>>26738517
Then I guess we're selling at 30k bare minimum.

>> No.26738718

>>26738097
This. The only new regulation should be blocking institutions from shorting more shares than exist

>> No.26738756

Already on bought time.

>> No.26738767

>>26738288
>>26738419
https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4

>> No.26738876

>>26737458
heres the thing - they might crush ESB but the just go else where.

It is unbelievable to me how actually incompetant these people are
The real people are long dead. go fly to any major us city and see how poorly these cunts can operate anything

>> No.26738958

>>26738718
This is what’s gonna happen but it’s not exciting, why does every happening end so unsatisfying

>> No.26739016

>>26738671
>Over 3 million people participated in this
>all those 3 million are redditors like me
lmao

>> No.26739055

>>26738237
based picture-seer

>>26738441
the combination of this and idiot riches nouveaux making terrible purchases will hopefully cheerfully crash the economy. anyone else think it's weird how the stock market is better than ever in history, despite being crippled by plague and "fixed" only by 1.5 bandages of mismanaged fiat injection?

>> No.26739177

The discord was deleted already, not sure why

>> No.26739280

>>26738767
incredible

>> No.26739467

>>26738767
Holy based

>> No.26739504

Only accredited investors will be allowed self directed portfolios, poorfags will have to be good goys and let the experts manage their money

>> No.26739525

>>26738510
>>26739016
dude are you seething?

>> No.26739568

>>26737458
>https://www.warren.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/senator-warren-releases-statement-on-gamestop-trades
Ups

>> No.26739662

>>26739016
>>all those 3 million are redditors like me
Wat? What does that have to do with it?

>> No.26739718

>>26737458
Reddit bros... make it out of this one alive

>> No.26739722

>>26737458
wallstreetbets isn't fucked they'll just bail out the banks print money life goes on

>> No.26739782

>>26739662
see >>26738510

>> No.26739812

>>26738441
is this bullish for crypto?

>> No.26739837
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26739837

>>26738767
Toasting before post rockets.

>> No.26739845

>>26737458
Get out of our city, shit-skins. This is /biz/
You come here where you're not wanted, you eat our food, you pollute our city with your stink and you refuse to help the Stormcloaks.
You like living in this filthy slum, faggots? Maybe you should go back to R*ddit, where you belong.

>> No.26739961

>>26738097
>>26738718
the point is the SEC doesn't care about actual responsibility, it exists to protect the top tier and gatekeep out normies.

they'll punish the retail investor specifically because the institutional investor fucked up.

>> No.26739976

>>26738237
Your picture applies to EVERY stock market happening EVER

>> No.26740042

>>26738043
>imagine telling a man he is a millionaire, then showing him he is a millionaire, then giving him time to digest that his financial situation has become glorious.

Now take that shit away and see what happens
kek

>> No.26740051

>>26739782
3 million people putting in a few hundred bucks each does make a gigantic dent. Yes. The fuck are you asking?

>> No.26740060

>>26737945
They better not. I got my life savings all in on one stock (not gme) and I need several more months before it ends up being the multibagger I hope it'll be. I've already failed too many times and come too far to just let it all crumble because some pencil pushing aristocrat punishes us for the arrogance of a hedgefund!

>> No.26740146

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
amazing

>> No.26740150

the real story here is why the fuck are these kikes allowed to buy 250% of something?

how do you buy 2.5 times a car?

>> No.26740170

>>26737458
/r/wallstreetbets is totally fucked and that's ok.
They are basically some retarded mutant offspring, half Redditor, half Channer (ok, maybe more 90% Redditor, 10% Channer)

>> No.26740246

>>26739976
Yes? That's the point m8. You're not doing shit.

>>26740051
see >>26739016

>> No.26740429

>>26739782
but (you) never answered my question: is this something that can be repeated?

>> No.26740524

>>26740042
explain pls

>> No.26740583
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26740583

>>26737945
If they do, run with it. That would be a propaganda win against this monster of a system, that people can challenge the market forces and will get screwed over so the precious elite don't suffer? That's a 'Let Em Eat Cake' level caved in head response to this. Especially when they're hemming and hawwing over giving people 2k.

If they're that shortsighted, fuck them, they deserve what happens next.

>> No.26740701

>>26740429
I don't care about your stupid question. I care that you're a retard who thinks you're part of some band of warriors or whatever

>> No.26740762

What process does the US government have to go through to pass regulations against trading? I take it they can do it much more easily than passing legislation in congress? I'm not American so I have limited knowledge on their government.

>> No.26740882

>>26737945
Who cares? Just buy shares.

>> No.26740902

>>26739812
all of this dumbshit is bullish for crypto you have to be the fucking most low IQ of all to not see this

>> No.26740912

>>26740701
>sticking it to the system is bad because redditor and coming together
wtf faggot stop with the artificial divisions. It's always us versus them. They lose regardless if they change the rules. See >>26740583

>> No.26740997

>>26737945
good news for crypto

>> No.26741001

>>26739837
prayers $GME gets sent to Mars if even 80% hold

>> No.26741025

>>26737458
They messed with the jews, now their sub reddit will be deleted and they'll all be arrested.

>> No.26741174

>>26737458
Ringleader suicides by shooting himself twice in the back of the head kind of fucked.

>> No.26741192

>>26740912
>sticking it to the system
see >>26738237

>> No.26741293

>>26737945
if they do retail will flee stocks
>>26741192
So you're saying zero little guys profited from the rise in GameStop stock?

>> No.26741399

>>26737945
Good normies will pump my ETH

>> No.26741433

>>26740524
Invest in illegal drugs

>> No.26741464

>>26741293
see >>26738237 and actually read the picture this time

>> No.26741606

>>26740246
That's irrelevant
3 million people decided to say fuck Wall Street in the only language Wall Street understands

>> No.26741638

>>26740060
>I got my life savings all in on one stock
Anon for the love of Christ please tell me you’re just kidding.
I’m telling you this because I genuinely care about your financial well-being:
Pull out 90% of that money

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26741673

wtf when did reddit get so cool? i thought us /biz/ bros would tank the economy

>> No.26741684

>>26740762
Some suit in Washington just has to say it. The government can do whatever it wants until too many people get mad about it.

>> No.26741698

>>26741464
Transferring any percentage of wealth from hedgies to the little guys is a net victory. The fact that it didn't impact their bottom line enough means that more people need to do it more often which brings me back to my question: is this tactic something that can be repeated?
Of course if it can that will mean a change in hedgie behavior which could be good for retail investors

>> No.26741729

>>26741673
its over

>> No.26741827

>>26737458
They are going to unplug the internet. I guarantee it.

>> No.26741868

>>26738539
There is no internal winning as a DM and therefore should be unfuckable.

>> No.26741901

>>26737458
Mossad will be sent to take care of them

>> No.26741933

Republicans are going to sneak in regulation for this shit in the next Covid bill or whatever unrelated bill comes next, watch.

>> No.26741939

>>26741673
Maybe if generals were more common y'all would be able to have real discussion heh

>> No.26741971

>>26741606
>>26741698
>retards literally think hedge fund managers are playing with their personal money
lmao see Net effect >>26738237

>> No.26741975

>>26740902
It's bullish for gold too desu
Any uncertainty gets anything close to alt currency/commodities SOARING

>> No.26742106

>>26738767
This is ART! NEVER SELLING GME, AMC, BBBY, & BB

>> No.26742152

>>26740583
>If they're that shortsighted, fuck them, they deserve what happens next.
The outrage will just be directed towards the nonspecific evil of capitalism.

>> No.26742212

>>26740802
This fuggd

>> No.26742308

>>26740060
Your previous failures should've taught you something: caution.

>> No.26742387
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26742387

Take a look at BAEX (#baex), wanna know your opinion about this system. They offer different optionslike crypto/fiat, NASDAQ, Microsoft, Disney, tesla indices, and I think about using it. Is it hard to get profit with binary ?

>> No.26742411

>>26741971
based on your answers it seems it can be repeated and you're scared because hedgies shorting is their bread and butter. If they cannot rely on this strategy they are doomed

>> No.26742920

>>26738241
the jews overall as a group will, but many will hang themselves first.

>> No.26742921

>>26742411
>pump&dumps start happening more frequently except now they're conveniently advertised ahead of time
OH NO HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO SHORT AGAIN???

>> No.26743130

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
I'M FUCKING CRYING WTF IS THIS TIMELINE

>> No.26743140

>>26738767
bravo, bravissimo

>> No.26743411

>>26738241
Oh fuck off. You aren't scaring anyone. If you Jews were as smart as you say, you would not have shorted 130% and got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Not to mention repeating the behavior that got your kicked out of 109 countries. I've made 2k off you parasites so far and still holding. Get fucked, kike.

>> No.26743506

>>26738237

who cares? i made ten thousand dollars for no work

>> No.26743534
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26743534

>>26738767
kek

>> No.26743559
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26743559

>>26738767
incredibly based

>> No.26743723

>>26743506
>who cares?
9/10 people in this thread.

>> No.26743754

>>26739812
yes. this is why people shouldn't sell any GME on friday. The more destruction others would cause (i only like the stock), the more fucked the economy goes. when people realize the current economy is a sham they'll flee to crypto.

>> No.26743789

>>26740150
It's all fake anon

>> No.26743950

/biz coping for days now

>> No.26743989
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26743989

SHUT IT DOWN GOY

>> No.26744012

>>26737945
>>26738068

GOOD. If you weren’t playing this shit for fun with 90% of your net worth in crypto there’s no helping you.

This is unironically the best thing. Stonks will get FUCKED by regulation and the PLATINUM CRYPTO BULL will be overlooked in their furor.

>> No.26744108

Oh boi its private now

>> No.26744126
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26744126

HAPPENING THE NUKED WSB!

>> No.26744133

>>26743989
Yeah I can’t view the sub Reddit now either, WTF

>> No.26744199

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
Can someone give webm version and not some virus nest version?

>> No.26744400

>>26737945
MM's make a killing on selling otm options to retards, they'd never

>> No.26744519

>>26738767

Lol

>> No.26744551
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26744551

>> No.26744887

AYO HOL UP

WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO WSB????

>> No.26744949

>>26743989
do these people want me to just sell my shit? This is how I sell my shit.

>> No.26744982

>>26744887
Jews got it.

>> No.26745227

>>26744982
That was fast.

>> No.26745261

>>26744887
GOD DAMNIT

>> No.26745451

/smg/ stonk upo

>> No.26745555

(((THEY))) ARE SCARED. WE ARE WINNING. THE THEORY IS BECOMING A REALITY. WE HOLD AND CAN NAME OUR PRICE. THEY WILL BE FORCED TO BUY.

>> No.26745831

>>26744887
they want to make it harder for authorities to investigate

>> No.26745879

>>26737458
Hedgies spend $40K a month to IM on the Bloomberg Terminal and that is supposedly no big deal, knocking down a plebbit page is a long shot at best

>> No.26746008
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26746008

I've been force to this cesspool after they destroyed my home. I plan on setting up my new homeless tent on wallstreet and live stream it. It wouldnt start toil monday as i am poorfag and gotta train hop til there

Plan on live streaming 24/7, but if the cops beat me can you please hype that shit

I have 3 BTC to my name for bail and shit (not that retarded) wish me luck

>> No.26746022

>>26737458
I just tried to go to WSB and now i cant get access. I need to be a mod or be invited to get on the page.
Im not signing up a reddit account just to view a page.

>> No.26746061

>>26740762
Most (almost all) regulations have to go through a 30 day notice and comment period before going into effect. Anyone will be able to find the reg on the Federal Register's website and submit a comment. The lawyer who authors the reg has to read each and every comment before they publish the reg.

t. a Fedgov lawyer who published a reg last year

>> No.26746259

>>26740060
>I put all my money into one stock

You're insane. Diversify your portfolio and you can cover losses from stocks that plummet.
Everyone i know who buys 1 stock, instead of 20, ends up making a loss. Even when they are in the green they get greedy and end up losing everything.

>> No.26746355

>>26745879
r/wallstreetbets has been set to private
>>26744199
uguu.se is safe.
If you're really that autistic about it, take the link, run it through youtube-dl.exe on github, and watch it locally.

>> No.26746835

>>26738539
In that case you just reskin cave b as cave a. Party is happy because they have the illusion of choice, DM is happy because he doesn't have to prepare a shitload of new material.

>> No.26746916

>>26738767
Fukkin saved

>> No.26746924

>>26738043
They’re going bankrupt next week.

>> No.26747183

>>26742152
Why it’s important to name Wall Street and the jew

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26747198

>>26738767
>We were here to witness this
It's pleasure to share this moment with you anons. A toast—to anons past and present!
Press T to raise your glass and toast.

>> No.26747794

>>26746924
Couldn't have happened to nicer people.

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26747923

>>26738767
holy shit

>> No.26747986

>>26744199
I'm converting it. Will post it in /wsg/ and link it when it's done baking.

>> No.26748031

>>26738140
The subreddit has already gone private and will likely have all mods removed if they haven't already in order to prevent anyone from deleting posts to preserve evidence. So the subreddit itself is genuinely fucked. And since anonymity is an illusion there, more so than here, everybody who rallied around or directed others are likely going to be investigated. I still don't see how they could possibly say they broke any rules, since they are literally doing the same thing the billionaires are doing, but they aren't doing it with official licenses and the blessing of the Federal Reserve.

>> No.26748237

>>26747198
Perhaps this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but I'm glad to have been part of this squeeze.
A
>T
>o
>a
>s
>t
to this squeeze.
May it happen again, and may all anons hold their stocks as their rocket goes into the sun.

>> No.26748524

>>26737945
You're probably right, fucking kikes

>> No.26748540

>>26738237
retard

>> No.26748647
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26748647

>>26742921
Short all you want kike but you need a contract to do so and that's the evidence of obligation kek

>> No.26748876

>>26738958
Because the alternative to compromised responses is usually systemic collapse.
It's more a question of when people can't tell or care that they're invoking the latter.

>> No.26748890

>>26740170
Because stock markets are fake and gay.
If somebody is telling you otherwise hold onto your wallet tightly because they will try to sell you a nice tower in Paris next.

>> No.26749001 [DELETED] 

RpDXXmDF

NEW WSB DISCORD


JOIN BEFORE IT GOES PRIVATE

>> No.26749048

yes they can, BUY FUCKING BITCOIN NOW

>> No.26749080

>>26737605
Israel has no right to exist

>> No.26749845

>>26747198
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
T

>> No.26750156

>>26738343
Based

>> No.26750193

>>26738767
I love you

>> No.26751097

>>26737945
Citadel and Robinhood BTFO

>> No.26751914

>>26738767
Blessed anon.

>> No.26752364

>>26740583
Lol what are you going to do faggot? Biden could drone strike an entire U.S. city of "white supremacists" and you would do the same thing you always did: sit at your computer, cry and do nothing. They'll raze you filthy goyim for daring to try and play the same game they do with far less experience. I wouldn't be surprised if people like you are killed en masse over this.

>> No.26752495

>>26747986
Done.

>>>/wsg/3771425
>>>/wsg/3771425
>>>/wsg/3771425

>> No.26752583

>>26738767
>reddit repost

>> No.26752707

>>26752364
>sit at your computer, wreck hedge funds and cry laughing
ftfy

>> No.26752712

>>26737945
Nah. They'll block "volatile stocks" for non-accredited investors. This will stop you from buying things that are up more than 15% in a given day.

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26752921

>>26737458
YOU DONT OWN NOTHING GOYIM

>> No.26752928

>>26737458
We are all fucked.
Billionaire fund managers and all their buddies are gonna temporarily buttfuck the whole economy to save a few bucks on Fridays short position bloodbath

>> No.26753016

I work in big finance and I'm telling you
their plan. It's simple. Hidden shorts.
The only issue was that they got caught
with over bought shorts.
They want to usher in the era of hidden shorts.
I'm telling you.

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26753693

>>26744887

>> No.26753926

>>26738767
Beautiful

>> No.26753953

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
missed opportunity to say the n word

>> No.26754655

>>26752495
<3

>> No.26754751

we are economizing deficit and consumption, what did you expect?

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26755351

>>26741673
I don't mind. wsb took blame, we took the profits. It's win all around, I mean win for us that is.

>> No.26755378

>>26737945
If this happens, welcome to the GBR for crypto. If you have a decent stack in some good alts, you will become the new elite.

>> No.26755926

Society is actually going to massively change because of this.

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26756032

>>26738767
Posting in blessed thread

>> No.26756061

This whole fiasco is normie wannabe occupy wall street-tier. There's other hedge funds making billions off of this that are on the other side of the bet (Blackrock being one of them) this is NOT some "rebellion" against the system you reddit faggots.

>> No.26756085

>>26740583
You obviously are new and don't know kikes. There is no low they will not sink to, to maintain their rigged system for without it they can't compete. Laws will change because they own this fucking place and your j woke journey will begin.

>> No.26756149

>>26737458
just wait until they uncover traces of antisemitism and white supremacism, and it's over

>> No.26756690

>>26738767
KEKKEKEKEK

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26756951

>>26738767
Nice.

>> No.26757002

>>26738767
holy fuck blessed post

>> No.26757152

>>26737458
Oh no, won't somebody please think of the poor hedge funds?

>> No.26757356

r/wallstreetbets has been opened back to the public

>> No.26757389

>>26738097
(((they))) can.
(You) can't

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26757410

>>26749080
>create ethnostate
>invade and overtake neighboring countries
>kick out anyone of different belief system
>viciously kill dissenters
>spread endless propaganda
>be israel
>pic unrelated

>> No.26757420

>>26738237
And then the taxman comes.

>> No.26757451

>>26738718
That's already illegal. You get how the SEC doesnt really care yet?

>> No.26757748

>>26744012
>90% of your net worth in magic internet tokens that no one uses and no shops accept literally anywhere.
wew

>> No.26758140

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
THE. WHITE. MAN. ROCKETS. ON.

>> No.26758155

>>26744012
THIS. If the stock market goes bust, anyone with crypto will unironically be the next elite

>> No.26758175

>>26738767
>https://a.uguu.se/zfFGKBMN.mp4
Now this is shitpoasting.

>> No.26759368

>>26738237
>>26738510
>>26739016
>>26739782
>>26740246
>>26740701
>>26741192
>>26741464
>>26741971
>>26742921
>>26743723
so much seethe lmao