FUCK SPECULATORS

[Anonymous No.26734671]

The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 10 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades.

Are you happy? You are legit going to send the economy into a recession, maybe even a depression. The stock market is already fragile enough from deregulation under the Trump administration. The last thing we need in the middle of this pandemic is millions of people losing their pensions, 401k's, savings, and even mortgages. Worst of all is when this happens, Biden will be blamed, even though him and Yellen are trying to clean up this mess.

[Anonymous No.26734720]

>>26734671
good

[Anonymous No.26734797]

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper. Due date is this friday.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 350USD and climbing, lord knows.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. Friday will be the day of your reckoning.

[Anonymous No.26734846]

nice pasta

[Anonymous No.26734878]

>>26734671
It's not our fault. It's the hedge funds fault.

[Anonymous No.26734919]

> This is what you want?
Yes. Eliminate the banks. Manage your own portfolios.
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.26734942]

>>26734671
The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 10 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades.

Are you happy? You are legit going to send the economy into a recession, maybe even a depression. The stock market is already fragile enough from deregulation under the Trump administration. The last thing we need in the middle of this pandemic is millions of people losing their pensions, 401k's, savings, and even mortgages. Worst of all is when this happens, Biden will be blamed, even though him and Yellen are trying to clean up this mess.

[Anonymous No.26734971]

>>26734671
>Are you happy? You are legit going to send the economy into a recession, maybe even a depression. The stock market is already fragile enough from deregulation under the Trump administration. The last thing we need in the middle of this pandemic is millions of people losing their pensions, 401k's, savings, and even mortgages. Worst of all is when this happens, Biden will be blamed, even though him and Yellen are trying to clean up this mess.
Yes. It will be the final redpill.

[Anonymous No.26734984]

>>26734671
>Boomers lock millenials up cuz 'save muh boomer lives'
>Millenials get bored
>Millenials play stonk game
>Millenials take boomer money through stonk game.

Pretty poetic.

[Anonymous No.26735562]

>>26734797
absolutely based post

[Anonymous No.26735655]

>>26734797
>fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
wait, seriously?
I've only been watching from the outside in, I don't have any money in stocks, and I don't really understand how these things work, but it has been interesting to observe and learn about the market due to this whole GME thing.

Seriously they were losing and thought, "it's all or nothing" and doubled-down?
That's just shit poor risk management, isn't it? What am I missing here? Are these the actions of people the news is trying to defend?

This really is a clown world.

[Anonymous No.26735757]

>>26734671
YOU TOOK MY TENDIES NOW I TAKE YOUR STACKS

[Anonymous No.26735812]

>>26734671
You’ve been posting this for same wall of text with the same image for over 16 hours. Please go outside.

[Anonymous No.26735837]

>>26734671
you are on the wrong board with this shit m8

[Anonymous No.26736010]

Fuck Hedgies Jannies Kike Spics Niggers Chinks Poos and Slavs

[Anonymous No.26736099]

>>26735655
They correctly determined that the market movement was irrational and wrong, and it is

[Anonymous No.26736102]

>>26734671
>it’s our fault that a hedge fund was making illegal trades and then lost all their money

Go fuck your self please

[Anonymous No.26736211]

>>26734671
Meh, stale pasta.

[Anonymous No.26736235]

>>26734671
The time it took to find and stitch together different pastas from different threads must’ve been a minute. Got to hand it to you hedge glowie

[Anonymous No.26736409]

>>26734671
why would a hedgefund gamble with peoples pensions? They are the pieces of shit. I dont own a single stock but GO /BIZ/ GO WSB FUCK WALLSTREET

[Anonymous No.26736735]

>>26734671
Yes, i'm happy. Remember 2008, play the rules and fuck them.

[Anonymous No.26736869]

Yeah, fuck you. Grow a pair and do your finances yourself. Quit being a bitch and quit letting other people do it for you. You need to take responsibility for your life. Let the fools suffer. Life isn't easy.

[Anonymous No.26737254]

>>26734671
>FUCK SPECULATORS
So you're saying fuck the billionaire hedge funds that risked more than they could afford to lose by shorting 148% more than the amount of stock available in GME.

Word. I agree, fuck 'em for making such a recklessly irresponsible risk management decisions.

They shouldn't be bailed out nor should the government create new financial regulations.

[Anonymous No.26738071]

>>26735655
Sometimes shit really is that fucking retarded. This is just someone getting caught slipping up and keeping all their eggs in one basket so to speak. Now imagine this shit going on every day for decades behind your back, making and breaking businesses by the minute. Now imagine these people, once found out, accuse YOU of market manipulation and destroying lives because you learned the rules of the game.

[Anonymous No.26738393]

>>26734671
> boomers putting their life savings into GameStop
get fucked

[Anonymous No.26738519]

>>26734671
>Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable
lol get a real job deskcuck

[Anonymous No.26738606]

>>26734671
We aren't reddit damnit. Bitcoin happened here not gme

[Anonymous No.26738683]

>>26734671
Guarantee this is bait but just in case it isn't, YOU caused this with over leveraging short positions with people's savings. Just ONCE in your fucking lives can you have some accountability.

[Anonymous No.26738829]

>>26734671
Good, then the kikes will have a small army of pissed off boomers beating down their doors.

[Anonymous No.26738968]

How many people do you hurt when GameStop goes bankrupt because it was squeezed by short sellers?

People lose their jobs, managers lose their business and properties. The assets are bought out by vultures and turned into low income housing for DINDUS. Just so you have enough to travel in retirement?

Fuck you, boomer. This is 9/11 in reverse. We're going to soak you and your accomplices.

[Anonymous No.26740055]

>>26734942
>I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away.
Sounds like their problem is with the (((banks))) and not the shitposters buying cheap stonks

[Anonymous No.26740278]

>>26736099
it is neither irrational nor wrong, as hindsight shows.

[Anonymous No.26740375]

>the banks gambled them away.
Ah, see there's you problem.

[Anonymous No.26740655]

>>26740375
Came here to post this lol

[Anonymous No.26740791]

>>26734797
GME IS NOT OVER FRIDAY, DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SHORTLETTES!!

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE *ONLY* HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!

[Anonymous No.26741377]

>>26734942
Fuck you astroturfing piece of shit liar, go back to Wall Street, buy a rope, and neck yourself you Melvin shill

[Anonymous No.26741682]

lol, internet

[Anonymous No.26741780]

>>26734671
fuck off glowhedge shill

[Anonymous No.26742148]

>>26734671
that's sucks. still not selling.

[Anonymous No.26742229]

stale pasta

[Anonymous No.26742328]

>>26734671
THIS IS A FUCKING COPY PASTA

BUY ROPE OP YOU FUCKING IDIOT