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I own 0.6 GME shares, 1.6 NOK shares, 0.7 BB shares, and 2.17 AMC shares how likely is it I will be a millionaire by next week with these

>> No.26733169

>>26733095

0

>> No.26733174

138%

>> No.26733236

How can you own half of a share?

And I missing something?

>> No.26733282

>>26733095
As likely as I am meeting her, so not very

>> No.26733358

>>26733236
Yes. Use cash app anon. You can just throw money and buy fractions of shares

>> No.26733393
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26733393

>>26733095
>reply
Your original post is not a reply you fucking nigger

>> No.26733490

>>26733358
If you are so poor that you need to buy fractions of a share, why are you even investing, 10x gains will still mean you're poor as fuck.

>> No.26733496

>>26733095
>>26733169
>>26733174
>>26733236
>>26733282
>>26733393
NOK

>> No.26733568

>>26733095 (OP)
>>26733169
>>26733174
>>26733236
>>26733282
>>26733393

NOK
JOIN THE DICKCORD IN MY NAME

>> No.26733977
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26733977

>>26733095
So she is in a museum full of glorious artworks, and she feels inadequate, because who wouldn't? Why do we go to these museums except to be humbled, to feel small, to be diminished in the light of something which is much greater than we are. So normal people, i.e. men, or women who are made of stronger moral fabric, they revel in this feeling. They grow from it. They feel a spiritual tug and it brings them closer to themselves and their idea of God, and it helps them, in their life, the betterment of it, and their soul.
But this whore, this ugly, stupid, sinful whore of Babylon, she can't have that. She has tied her cross to the wagon which is sin and to feel small and humble and to have the attention taken away from her and given to something with which she cannot even compete is too much for her tiny mind to bear, and so she must compete somehow.
What does she do?
She sidles up the holiest, most reverent painting she can find, one which fits the bill: Mary, the Mother of Christ, among the Cherubim. She goes right up to it and she bears her ugly, fat arse. What a fucking whore. What a stupid cunt. She desecrates the painting, the museum, and her own soul in one terrible act of depraved impiety. She takes what should be a monument to the better nature of Man, and of all Western nations, and she turns it around and makes it all about herself. She brings the sanctity of the place crashing down around her so that she can put herself in its place.

If there is a picture which better explains the downfall of the West that we are currently seeing than I very much do not want to see it.
This was tragic enough.
Women are born nation-wreckers.

>> No.26733991

>>26733095
anyone know her name? She looks just like this girl I used to know...

>> No.26734050

>>26733095
I'd buy GME if I could

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26734076

>>26733393
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.26734378

>>26733095
theres no way that thongs isn't compeltely soiled with feces at the end of the day.

>> No.26734434

>>26733496
>>26733568
fuck off faggot im not joining your kike discord

>> No.26734749

>>26733236
You can buy fractional-shares. Is a stock is $100.00 you can buy $10.00 of the stock. You own 0.10 of 1 share. Robinhood.
Buy NOK
Buy AMC
Double or quadruple what you can afford. $5.00, $10.00.....

>> No.26735162

>>26733977
Women are a meme, anon. Our ancestors knew it. Every great civilization in the past knew it and kept women on a short leash. Only we have forgotten this immutable truth.

>> No.26735447

>>26733169
>>26733174
>>26733236
>>26733282
>>26733358
>>26733393
>>26733496
>>26733490
>>26733568
>>26733977
>>26733991
>>26734076
>>26734050
>>26734434
>>26734434
>>26734749
>>26735162
BUY NOK

>> No.26736069

>>26733095
Trade virgin question - do I need to use at least $200 to start trading? Etoro requires at least that amount, which I don't want to flush down the drain. And just as important question, once I like my gains, can I just pull out and send that money back to my bank account? No jew shit, paying comission, having to wait weeks for the transfer, needing to have at least x times the original amount to send back etc?

>> No.26736224

>>26733174
Holy fuck I laughed

>> No.26736875

>>26736069
use robinhood, join small discords and wait for next meme stock

>> No.26736932

>>26736875
I'm a yuropoor, I thought I can't use Robinhood

>> No.26736997

>>26733095
How are you this poor.

>> No.26737142

>>26736932
Look in to Freetrade. Got everything set up today in less than 3 hours and made 30 quid in the hour before US markets closed

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26737194

>>26733095
>you

>> No.26737221

>>26736932
I am from Serbia bro, wby? Add me on discord if you can: Serbian infantryman#0488

>> No.26737255

>>26736875
Robinhood is constantly down

>> No.26737329

>>26733095
somewhere between 83% and tree fiddy

>> No.26737444

>>26737255
thats why its the best (obvious joke)

>> No.26737496

>>26736997
plenty of 15 yos on this site. I say good for them.
However you should def sell, at any profit because by monday next week this is likely a dead horse. too much hype - and hate to say it - no fundementals

Ok - so you got the big guys in a squeeze. Lets remind you this is a single guy who manage to raise 2 Billion before even starting. He has friends. And his friends are more porwerful than us.

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26737784

>>26733568
>Leave anonymity to join an SEC assraping bait club
Are you really this retarded?

>> No.26738027

>>26733977
Are there any more of these pics?

>> No.26738596

>>26738027
r/exposedinpublic

>> No.26738957

>>26733490
This. When you have no money to invest you really just need to sell your time and get a job first. Its like an RPG, you can't start by doing a bunch of main quests, you need to kill a bunch of animals and do small errands so you can gain xp and buy better gear first.

>> No.26739492

>>26738957
Wouldn't 1000 be enough to start?
Buy 100 shares at 6$ or something, watch it go to 8$, sell.
And so on and so forth??

>> No.26740768

>>26733095
I...is that Jessu?

>> No.26741375

>>26733095
>>26733169
>>26733174
>>26733236
Buy deficliq sir

>> No.26742602

>>26736069
You need at least $1.00

>> No.26743759

>>26739492
I mean, yes, in theory. But if by some mirical you manage ro reinvest successfully with over 30% gains every time, you're still left with a modest amount of money. Conversely, of you worked and saved your wage (stable income), let's say $5000, you can make more money with less risk in a shorter amount of time. Also OP is talking about investing around $300...even if he hits a 100x thats still just 30k.

>> No.26743865

>>26733236
oh my god, lurk moar and maybe read something

>> No.26744444

>>26733568
Fed

>> No.26744975

Stop buying boomer stocks

muse is what 4chan is buying

>> No.26745033

>>26733095
Built for BBC.

>> No.26745322

>>26733095
That bitch has huge feet