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Hello /biz/ I have need some advice from you guys. I bought ethereum at $20.00 with my grandfathers inheritance after he passed away. I sold it at $404 because i knew the crash was coming.

I still live at home and in my mom's basement. I have not gotten a job because fuck working for the man so i've been faking a disability this entire time collecting money from the government.

Now my mom has found out that i have made a little over $750,000 from this ethereum. She somehow saw my blockfolio app on my phone, i forgot to fucking lock it when i went to go to the bathroom. She is demanding that i pay for rent now. I am 29 years old and enjoy spending the time watching netflix shows and animes.

She has been understanding of my disability for many years, she still hasnt found out that im faking it lol, so thats good. But now that shes seen my money she is demanding that i start paying $500 a month in rent and utilities, can you fucking believe the nerve of her?

So i come to you today to ask how i can out manourver her and figure out how to patch things over with her. Do i just buy her a massage to spa one day gift card and hopefully she forgets? I really dont want to cash out my crypto, i want to be a fucking millionare its my money.

tnx for reading lookin forwerd to the responses

>> No.2672082

kys you leech. We have enough niggers on welfare taking my tax money I dont need to be funding a weeb

>> No.2672083

fuck off reddit

>> No.2672086

Assuming this story is true, why should you pay the rent? Jesus your parents' house is yours as well, i'd say ignore her at the point she will be either forced to forget about it or kick you out, if she kicks you out you'll have enough money to survive

>> No.2672087

fuck you you lazy selfish piece of shit

>> No.2672102

Nice larp

>> No.2672105

Give her the dick, gook.

>> No.2672106

>>2672064
>i have made a little over $750,000 from this ethereum. She somehow saw my blockfolio app on my phone, i forgot to fucking lock it when i went to go to the bathroom. She is demanding that i pay for rent now.

move into an apartment? how much is she demanding rent?

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2672112

>>2672064
This is definitely bait, but just give her 1 4CHN a month and explain to her how they will be worth 500 dollars very soon. When August rolls around and they hit 3k she will be overjoyed and forget the whole situation.

>> No.2672113

Shitty larp bait

>> No.2672119

>>2672086
>My wife's children own my home that I paid for

This is why millennials shouldn't have kids

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2672128

Halo fwend,

Mom is meanie, she does no respect your intelligence.

Send 10 BTC to this address and you will be free of problems in 10 days:

1MxnBsJ5p7fCFaYMkds6EynscZ3L7QWD7s

Have a nice day friend.

>> No.2672132

>>2672086
I didn't know this either, but in the US parents make kids pay rent.
This is normal there.

>> No.2672140

>>2672064
i love this board.
op, you just hafta explain that it's impossible to cash out

>> No.2672193

>tfw mom thinks your video game money is real

>> No.2672222

>>2672086
>Americans

>> No.2672223

>>2672086
That makes no sense.