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26708579 No.26708579 [Reply] [Original]

how to make money as a teenager ?

>> No.26708638

work

>> No.26708669

stop being a ghetto nigger with trash taste first

>> No.26708674

Kneepads

>> No.26708688

>>26708638
This

>> No.26708757

>>26708579
that's a man

>> No.26708892

>>26708638
where the fuck am I getting work during a pandemic in a tiny city in a tiny country

>> No.26709530

>>26708892
Are you good at anything or just useless overall?

>> No.26709617

>>26709530
i'm good at making music

>> No.26709625

>>26708892

Cocks still need sucking. I hear teens offer a premium product in that biz.

>> No.26709644

>>26708892
if you're a really cute girl (like top 5% in terms of cuteness) you could probably make stacks with onlyfans. otherwise you'll be poor for a while buddy.

>> No.26709769

>>26708579
kneepads

>> No.26709875

>>26708579
>copyright mark
lol

>> No.26709923

>>26709769
tf?
>>26709625
illegal
>>26709644
im male

>> No.26709946

>>26708579
Gamble your money on shitcoins.

>> No.26709956

>>26709617
>usefull

>> No.26709973

>>26708669
this

>> No.26709985

>>26709617
good at anything worthwhile*

>> No.26709994

>>26708579
sex

>> No.26710146

>>26709985
what do you mean useful?

>> No.26710247

>>26708579
Slut it up on social media you whore.

>> No.26710323

>>26710247
im male

>> No.26710400

>>26710146
Useful as in people want you do it for them and are willing to pay you to do it

>> No.26710406

>>26709617
>good at making music
>>26709923
>male
Get a real job and work like a man.

>> No.26710524

>>26710323
>implying
The internet loves all whores at this point go shave up and bang in on some trend

>> No.26710608

>>26710323
Can you pull off crossdressing?

>> No.26711013

>>26710400
nah I guess not then. gonna fail school too

>> No.26711449

>>26708579
post more iggy ass gifs from this MV

>> No.26711655

>>26709617
Well you may be able to shill some work and get a few dollars here and there but the music industry is more fucked up than just about any other. In terms of career or revenue moves, understand that music is not one of them for 99.99% of those who wish it would be. Never prioritise it unless you're getting massive feedback and traction with it etc.

Do you have no practical skills? Experience? Anything? Even people drawing furry hentai for 4chan incels can make several hundred dollars a month.

>> No.26711773

>>26709617
kek

>> No.26711882

>>26708892
where are you from?

>> No.26711891

>>26711655
No experience no nothing

>> No.26711955

>>26708579
Work part time at a restaurant or learning some trade. Save some money, put some in shit coins or stocks or something. Spend some on going out and making friends and stuff. Save some of your crypto/stock earnings but have fun a little with it too

>> No.26712081

>>26711882
northern ireland

>> No.26712279

>>26712081
What do you want money for? When you turn 18, move somewhere you can make money.

>> No.26712448

>>26712279
You can't just leave a country without having any money

>> No.26712605
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26712605

>>26708579
depends on how much money you want and how much time you are going to put into it.
>>26709617
sell beats. there are lots of wannabe-rappers out there, you can promote yourself on instagram or whatever.
speaking of which, you can post "useful" forex info there, there are lots of retards trading it that have no idea about this market whatsoever, you can literally pick any economic calendar or https://finviz.com/news.ashx
and post news there or on twitter, then sell ads

you can suck boomers dicks, its illegal for them, not for you
i think its realtively easy to find a pedo if ur a cute boy

you can ask your mommy for 200$, let her register an account for you on binacne, then buy btc when it crashes. there are also referals that you get paid for in comissions of people you refered, so you can shill your links on biz telling people "ull get 40% comissions discount/lifetime" or something

you can learn to play poker, some basic poker math like estimated value, pot odds, outs and good starting hands, strategies
then learn bubble play and go play little tournaments, have a bankroll of 20 buy-ins, then you can progress
but whatever you wont probably do it

you can get a job at the construction site even if ur underage i think

also you can flip burgers

ohhhh this one is good, look
find pics of some thot, upload on tinder, and pretend to be her
this works my man, like a clock
basically you need to ask retards for money to get a taxxi or whatever
ull come up with something taxi usually works
then you block them

you can sell your old stuff, not even kidding
old iphone, baby clothes, it can be anything there will be ppl who`ll actually buy it not even kidding

also you can try to steal alcohol from small shops without cameras, thats possible
its winter so you have a jacket on you
also you can try to snitch condoms
sell everything at school

hope that helps

>> No.26712640

>>26711891
FFS man come on work with me. Do you at least have an interest you could pursue? Are you confident enough to stream? Do you have any wit about you? If you can't even try turning a hobby into a few bucks, and have zero experience or skill at anything, then fuck man no - there's no way you'll make money ever, let alone as a teenager.

>> No.26712757

>>26712448
How big is the city you live in?

>> No.26712963

>>26708638
fpbp. Getting a nice active income stream will provide you a base from which you can earn passive income.

>> No.26713122

>>26712640
i told u i like making music i sing averagely, play guitar averagely and make beats a bit

>> No.26713442

>>26713122
Making is like the one skill that doesn't make money sadly. The music industry does have profitable niches though, like repairing equipment, or audio production,

>> No.26713583

>>26713442
Making Music*

>> No.26713631

>>26713442
dk shit about that. im also into fitness. that's it though.

>> No.26713833

>>26713631
You know what people do when they have no marketable skills, they learn them. You're going to have to learn how to do something if you want some money, or just keep asking for jobs until you get one.

>> No.26714120

>>26713833
nah what about bitcoin n sheit

>> No.26714196

>>26708579
you're asking a board full of NEETS that live with their parents that live off tendies on how to make money?

>> No.26714201

>>26713631
Be an electrician. You can make lots of money especially since you'll be working with 240 volt european systems. Good luck. Im a US electrician wish I could move and specialize in Europe.

>> No.26714306

>>26710406
>go work like a slave, goyim
I thought this was /biz/

>> No.26714533

>>26712605
>ohhhh this one is good, look
>find pics of some thot, upload on tinder, and pretend to be her
>this works my man, like a clock
>basically you need to ask retards for money to get a taxxi or whatever
>ull come up with something taxi usually works
>then you block them
there's no way this isnt illegal and risky

>> No.26714618

>>26714196
Not everyone here is a loser.

>>26714120
You have no money to invest, even if you bought now and BTC went to 100k you'd still be poor. If I were you, I would learn a skill in a niche you interested in and do it. Not knowing how to do something is normal, just take the time to learn, and do it well.

>> No.26714682

>>26709530
>not being able to work for jewish corporations = useless
how sad and sadistic you are

>> No.26714704

>>26708579
the same way as anyone else makes money you gay nigger

>> No.26714818

>>26710400
who cares what other people want? do what you want

>> No.26715063

>>26714818
>who cares what other people want?

The market. No one is going to pay you to do what you want unless they want it too lmao.

>> No.26715096

>>26714818
Other people have money, he doesnt. If he wants their money he has to give a good or service other people want more than their own money.

>> No.26715196

>>26708579
KYS and respawn as a saudi prince.

>> No.26715229

>>26715063
>caring about jewish funny money
>>26715096
Start his own business. or invest. why be a slave to anyone.

>> No.26715427

>>26714533
dont know bout ierland, but it
a. brings money
b. anonymous
have a vpn with tor browser, temporary mail, you can buy facebook pages realy cheap too, as well as a simcard and whatever you need, ID`s are cheap too

ofc i would advise him to just gamble on shitcoins
but op implies he has no money at all

>> No.26715523

>>26715229
He cant start his own business because he has no skills or money dude. That's why we're telling him to learn a skill while he works for someone for a bit then start his own schick, plus hes underage so he doesn't have that many options.

>> No.26715539
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>>26714201
I'm an electrician apprentice
its a based profession
colleagues can be cringe, though (normies)
also you can build cool stuff with your skills at home

>> No.26715625

>>26715229
>invest
He doesnt have money
>start his own business
You're still a slaves to your clients/customers (and government regulations)and depending on the startup he may need capital to start

>> No.26715932

>>26708579
Thats a boy isnt it?

>> No.26715951

>>26715625
He's retarded, he's' never owned a business and thinks he's based living off unemployment. You're always a slave to your employers, government, or clients and they all suck equally.

>> No.26716083

>>26711655
>Even people drawing furry hentai for 4chan incels
man I really want to get in on this but how

>> No.26716084

>>26714201
not good with my hands

>> No.26716221

>>26714618
i have £400

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>>26716084
Damn nigga you're not good at anything which is bad but what is worst is that you're not willing to improve. I have no help to give you if you refuse to improve.

>> No.26716459

>>26716221
400 x 3 = 1200 = still poor

You can make that in 2 weeks working a job.

>> No.26716477

>>26709644
fuck only fans
ruining a generation of men already raised by women turning them into simps

>> No.26716537

>>26716322
what skill am I supposed to learn?

>> No.26716614

>>26716322
witnessed, based, and redpilled. OP's a girl who has already shut the door to improvement.

>> No.26716694

>>26716459
I make 200$ per month at the current rate but ain't giving up
always looking on plebbit for coding tasks since we can't freelance here(no paypal or e-payment gateways allowed)
taking my payments in crypto
when there's a will there's a way
we all gonna make it

>> No.26716806

>>26716322
>>26715539

true
when I started my apprenticeship i nearly cried one day because I had to get up at 5 am regularly and wasnt home until 5pm sometimes
you'll value your leisure time more and do more things

>> No.26716812

>>26716614
no i havent i just said i wouldn't make a good electrician

>> No.26716830

>>26716083
Hit up the fag boards, offer to draw lewd shit for money. That's about as complex as it gets. Fuck it, 4chan would probably pay to see you masturbate too. I'm sure there's quite a bit of money floating in 4chan alone if you don't mind doing some gay shit

>> No.26716900

>>26716083
Generally the pattern seems to be, Have some drawing skill, open a twitter, furaffinity, pixiv, and maybe r34. Start draw threads or join draw threads on 4chan boards Make a easy to recognize signature. After getting a few hundred to thousand followers open up a patreon , crypto wallet or paypal for request Switch between doing payed and or exclusive drawing and doing free drawings for advertising. There is a bit of luck waiting for a degenerate with money but still

>> No.26716901

>>26716694
>no paypal or e-payment gateways allowed
>taking crypto as payment


Are you Venezuelan?

>> No.26717011

sell drugs. not worth it as an adult but neato as a juvenile.

>> No.26717038

>>26716901
Lebanese hence the namefagging kek

>> No.26717044

>>26716830
>>26716900
kek appreciated

>> No.26717128

>>26716812
Here's my advice, don't start a business and don't learn any worthwhile skills because you don't seem to be a person with any work ethic. Go apply to every retail, fast food, and warehouse job you can. Do this every day, you will get a job.

>> No.26717187

>>26717011
too much of a pussy to do that

>> No.26717338

>>26717128
you'll be eating your words when I'm a famous musician

>> No.26717417

>>26717038
Damn bro, literally the worst of circumstances. Why won't they let you use e-payments? That makes all remote work and non-cash businesses impossible.

>> No.26717528

Underage.

>> No.26717545

>>26717338
>when im a famous musician

kek, good luck

>> No.26717615

>>26717128
After being in this thread for a while, I reckon this anon is right. OP clearly hasn't much of a work ethic at all. Else he'd at least have some basic skill above average level, whether it was something he did professionally or not.

Work ethic is what makes people serious money.

By the time I was 16 I had already done work for a few clients (design work, websites etc). At 18 I registered a business. I'm 31 now and living pretty comfortably, but it takes huge discipline and a lot of effort.

>> No.26717695

>>26717038
>Lebanese
Did you lose all your crypto in the explosion?

>> No.26717780

>>26712081
I'm from Montenegro. You want an easy job right now, start finding ways to handle shit you have to leave the house for for boomers.

I.E., Here, the garbage bin people minimize their routes because of the plague. All of these big apartment complexes used to have door to door trash service, now everyone has to throw their garbage in a big communal dumpster. Well, people don't want to do that, so three of my buddies started a service where for 15 euros we'll collect all the garbage from the apartment, anything they can put in a bag, and then carry it the 50 yards to the dumpster for them. As long as it's out in front when we get there, we move it.

This costs us literally nothing. I guess the complex is like two kilometers away from where I live, so it costs like .30 euros in gas both ways because of gay traffic. Then we just run around for a couple of hours grabbing garbage and throwing it into a dumpster. We do this twice a week. Twice a week, 45 apartments, 15 euros, split 4 ways. Twice a week. 1.3k-ish a month, all under the table, no taxes. Maybe if the Serbian government were still in charge this would be an issue, but not now lol.

4-5 hours of work a week, 1.3k a month, cost of living is like 200 a month assuming you're not eating caviar. In America it has to be the same when you adjust it. Think about what idiots will pay for delivery food there.

>> No.26717792

>>26715523
why should that be his priority? why shouldnt he just live

>> No.26717807

>>26717011
also, shoplifting. A shoplifting charge as a juvenile is a tiny slap on the wrist and a "aaa u need to change ur path young man!" man i miss those days shoplifting in Gamestop and selling it at school,good times. But for real get a job loser.

>> No.26717819

>>26708579
Sell weed, than later introduce your customers to cocaine.

>> No.26717903

>>26717528
no im 18

>> No.26717928

>>26709923
>illegal
That means that you can charge a premium.

>> No.26718001

>>26715523
you can start your own business with a computer or phone now. no excuse

>> No.26718085

>>26717807
this he should shoplift and say he'll stop doing it when he's an adult

>> No.26718108

>>26714306
You havent been here long. Used to be whenever people asked how to become a millionaire people always said "suck a million cocks for $1".

/biz/ has never been adverse for good old work.

>> No.26718128

>>26716806
absolute nigger tier slave mentality

>> No.26718198

>>26717792
Wowwie I dunno maybe because a living being seeks above all else to discharge it's strength, and life itself is fundamentally Will to Power.

This is like asking why people play video games on a difficulty higher than the minimum.

>> No.26718294

>>26716477
what about the women it ruined?

>> No.26718358

>>26716322
true chad helping his fellow men unironically

>> No.26718357

>>26718128
nigger slave tier is not having control over your sleeping schedule

>> No.26718378

>>26717615
Basically did the same thing as you (started young, worked like crazy). I went the lifestyle business way for a couple of years and got bored and started expanding so my kids can take over after me.

A lot of people complain 4chan has no business threads but it never will because no one here is willing to actually work.

>>26717792
He's the one asking for money.

>>26717903
Lies

>>26718001
Convenient =/= Easy. Internet businesses are unironically more competitive than traditional ones. He doesn't have the character to make it. Tell me how I know you've never started a business.

>> No.26718410

>>26708579
I'm in the same position as you. Also a teenager (18y/o ofc) trying to get some cash for investing. Right now it's fucking impossible to get a job anywhere at all, what the fuck.

>> No.26718418

>>26715951
until you set yourself free of all of them. dont be a slave.

>> No.26718423

>>26718294
only decent person in this thread

>> No.26718432

>>26718128
The condemnation of "slave morality" in a world where you have to eat to live is really putting the ontological cart up the horse's ass.

>> No.26718524

>>26717417
exactly
banks collapsed
our USD savings basically were wired abroad by PEPs and we can withdraw monopoly money
but plebbit has jobs4bitcoins I mentioned it for another broke US bro in another thread

some links if you want
https://www.reuters.com/article/lebanon-crisis-salameh/update-2-lebanon-central-bank-can-keep-subsidies-for-only-two-more-months-governor-idUSL1N2IH2HU

https://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2020/12/01/Lebanon-s-Central-Bank-Governor-Salameh-says-he-is-independent-and-not-corrupt-

https://english.alarabiya.net/en/business/economy/2020/12/01/Lebanon-s-economy-has-plunged-into-a-deliberate-depression-World-Bank

https://english.alarabiya.net/en/business/economy/2020/04/16/Lebanon-s-economy-to-have-biggest-plunge-in-the-world-in-2020-IMF

https://english.alarabiya.net/en/features/2020/07/07/Lebanon-s-economic-collapse-is-slipping-out-of-control

https://www.wsj.com/articles/lebanons-central-bank-fuels-corruption-extremism-concerns-11606744393

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-lebanon-crisis-students/lebanese-students-abroad-fall-prey-to-financial-crisis-at-home-idUKKBN28A1I9

https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2020/11/30/lebanon-is-in-a-deliberate-depression-with-unprecedented-consequences-for-its-human-capital-stability-and-prosperity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_liquidity_crisis

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/02/opinion/lebanon-protests.html

>> No.26718553

>>26716459
the fuck you cant, maybe at some six figure banker job you can

>> No.26718580
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>>26718294
Broken women are caused by broken fathers. Society ruined society, not just women.

>> No.26718666

>>26717128
"oy vey goyim, you just need a better work ethic"

>> No.26718685

>>26717695
how would I?
and no
I cashed out what I had in the middle of the economic crisis back in April
house only suffered small damages and I'm grateful for that
WHO and world food program send around 100$ worth of credit card purchasing power now for food and such

>> No.26718710

>>26718553
600 a week is 30k a year, that's the median income in America. You can make more than that working at Target. You've never had a job.

>> No.26718714

>>26718524
damm
how you gonna get out of your fucked country?

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>>26708579
you good looking? at least have a big cawck?
if so there's a YUGE market for attractive males on onlyfans.
Made a gay OF last year and by november I was making 5 figures a month. Shit even straight grls sub and make requests and twin top 3% qts asked for a "collab".

If you're an uggo. have no skills. no talent. no charisma etc. Just buy kneepads

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Since you're under 18 you can get away with anything. You could rape rich girls and video tape it and then blackmail their fathers. Hypothetically of course this would be the best way to make money. This poster (Schlomo Vitilius Bog Goldberg IXI) does not endorse illegal activity in any form.

>> No.26718865

>>26718524
Holy fuck, Lebanon is Hell. How do you plan on escaping?

>> No.26718924

>>26718198
>a living being seeks above all else to discharge it's strength, and life itself is fundamentally Will to Power.
what a lot of false assumptions. to live is simply to exist. you can call it a lower existence all you want, but objectively, if OP doesnt want to do anything but eat, shit, and make music, why shouldnt he?

>> No.26718943

>>26718294
no of course I'm not saying it didn't
thanfully we can't use that here
it's enabling them a false sense of "entrepreneurship" e-whoring themselves
I'm not shaming people who watch porn or pay for it, nor am I shaming kinks
but seeing 19 y old girls thinking sex work is real work is simply retarded in my opinion
I see girls here being exploited and actually whored out for food money
OF is the equivalent but for simps and fuck you money

>> No.26719182

>>26718924
If existence has value greater than non-existence, the continuation of one's own existence should be pursued at all cost. If the former is NOT true one should IMMEDIATELY kill themselves.

>> No.26719231

i buy flualprazolam from gray net for 50 eur a gram, put 2mg of it into a xanax pressed pill and sell it to my retarded friends for 5 eur each
500% profit margin

>> No.26719238

>>26718378
>He's the one asking for money.
so money=life? how pathetic. you are a drone.
>>26718378
>Internet businesses are unironically more competitive than traditional ones
because they're valuable. I have a business right now, I am a writer, I run a youtube, a podcast, and a streaming channel. No I won't post it.

>> No.26719336

>>26718865
trying to apply for scholarships anywhere I can currently
I had saved up around 10k and was going to study in France or some EU country and be a wage cuck then invest and achieve FIRE hopefully
now I have around 2k between cash and crypto
but ain't giving up brothers
the economic collapse was the reason I started being more active on /biz
we were raised here to wage cuck and live off interest which was around 10% plus for medium depositors, thus the big Ponzi scheme
financial knowledge should be more shilled in the 3rd world, and I'm trying my best to redpill my peers

>> No.26719371

>>26719231
If you added some roofies in and taped yourself raping them you could increase your profit margin by 10,000% hypothetically of course.

>> No.26719469

A greentext I posted
>be 27
>wage for a couple of years while paying off uni fees
>get CS degree
>feelsgoodman, working part-time shitty job upgraded to internship during senior year
>get full-time job
>fast forward a year I get a better offer; take it
>live frugally, pass out on life to save up enough and gtfo to study and get a better life
>economic crisis starts to happen
>financially raised to just keep savings in the bank and get interest
>people protesting they can't withdraw any money
OHSHIT moment
>I have 10k USD worth of Lebanese lira
>People can withdraw 200$ per month in cash
>central bank governor says lira is fine no worries
>keynesian raised that all is good
>Lira to USD starts to go even further
>civil unrest, protests, people can't get a single dollar
>black market rate starts to affect all goods and imported food since we basically have nothing local produced
>get laid off and unemployment is on the rise
>work a part-time job making 200$ worth of LBP
>had BTC and some anons sent me some when I made a thread about this, cash out for USD
>have around 1.8k cash at hand
>wagie cagie time lost
>fuck depression, I get tasks on plebbit and make friends online to get tasks that pay in crypto
>cash them out here for USD using peer-to-peer groups, exchanges always blacklisted us and the banks always said CRYPTO bad
>lurking /biz for a year, become based austrian economist
>fuck keynesians
>never keep your eggs in one basket, INVEST in crypto don't trade, achieve FIRE any means necessary
>fuck banks

>> No.26719537

>>26718580
women have an undeniably greater power of social pressure compared to men. The good men (read: Non-jews) are at worst naive, spineless.

Women are cultured to be absolutely awful people, true, but they proliferate it themselves now. the system is running at peak efficiency. honk honk. but just get a good job, goyim. make more hebrew monopoly money, that'll magically fix women's deep psychological programming.

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ZORD, pre sale starts soon.
t.me/ZORDCRYPT

>> No.26719733

>>26718357
no, sleeping when you want is what masters do. slaves are held to external obligation lol

nice buyer's remorse. im sure your union job is comfortable enough, but brgging that the precious few scraps of freedom and free time (one in the same) you have left are worth more to you because you slave away is nothing to be proud of. that's like me bragging about being a prisoner because i get three square meals and a bed.

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>>26719537
>>26719238
You have brown skin. Do you know how I can tell? Take a guess. Don't bother contradicting me, I know you're brown.

>> No.26719798

>>26719537
based and redpilled

>> No.26719875

>>26719371
i'm a bottom and they don't get hard on rohypnol

>> No.26719963

>>26719875
That's gay bro

>> No.26720160
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>>26719469
I fear that one day something like this will happen in America.

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>>26719469
Based LebAnon
Shit's tough but you'll pull through

>> No.26720232

>>26719963
You wanna get gay bro?

>> No.26720264

>>26708638
no

>> No.26720281

>>26718423
thanks. while i think you should do some simple investing or drive delivery for basic food money, dont let these faggots (and boomer sounding faggots at that) convince you that you need to throw your life away in a dead end job for financial value.

don't know if you follow politics (or /pol/) but its very possible our USD (and subsequently the entire global financial system with it) will collapse as china, russia, and the US all compete for hegemonic power. Plus a brewing civil war in the US. All that time spent slaving away and the money means little if you cant use it for anything or you die.

Read "Mastery" by Robert Greene. I'm lazy myself, I'll admit it. So i can agree with one part of the advice given to you in this thread - find some motivation. Thats the only thing it sounds like you're lacking.

Good luck, you little fucker. Don't forget what I told you.

>> No.26720480

>>26718378
>A lot of people complain 4chan has no business threads but it never will because no one here is willing to actually work.

Pretty much this to be fair. Not too long ago I spent almost 40 minutes writing out a full breakdown of IT-based self employed work and how it can be done fairly cheaply etc, but the thread was spammed with kneepad-tier suggestions so hard before I posted, my info was dead on arrival. I just stick to shilling or mocking others on here now. Waste of time to genuinely try to help 99% of the users on here.

>> No.26720505

>>26708638
This. Literally no ways around it. Once tou have a little saved, than you can look into making real money.

>> No.26720508

>>26720281
Though you may be a retarded, you are right about the collapse of USD. I hodl gold, silver, crypto, 5.56, 9mm, and non-perishable food just in case.

>> No.26720519

>>26720184
truly
XMR chad spotted
you fucking know it brother
we all will
>>26720160
unironically in my opinion it's what's gonna happen especially with China taking the lead
hence why I advocate the usage of crypto and my favorite monero
invest and never keep your eggs in one basket my friend

>> No.26720602

>>26718432
Not really. I suppose if the lowest pursuits of food and fucking are you top priority 24/7 then maybe, MAYBE you have the ghost of a point. But why must you work to eat? Why not gather the resources yourself? Why not butcher the meat yourself? Grow the grains? Oh wait, what's that? You'd be willing to? Well I have bad news, because even if you are, you're forced to participate in this oligarchy we've set up.

The real chads are opting out and finding alternatives while seeking metaphysical enlightenment, a real goal. but yes, eat your daily bread as you must to continue living in the meat matrix.

>> No.26720839

>>26720480
I'd greatly appreciate if you could post it here anon

>> No.26721013

>>26718710
>a person who thinks you can make 40k a year at target tells me I havent had a job
KEK

>> No.26721165

>>26718710
>30k a year, that's the median income in America
btw dipshit do you know why that's the median income? Because most people are grossly underpaid thanks to stagnant wages and further and further inflation devaluing the dollar. 30k isnt enough to live in anything but a backwoods town so far from the nearest post office you'd be taking horses to get there.

>> No.26721441

>>26719182
yes, and? You just paraphrased my point
>>26719238
I have white skin. Mediterranean white (italian) which I know you autistic kikes will use to try and divide and conquer, but I am white.

>> No.26721446

>>26708579
Get some kneepads.

>> No.26721467

>>26720480
Ya, I was thinking about starting a general thread for business owners or people looking to become self-employed with a mega Pastebin. I start aggregating helpful resources on funding/bootstrapping, finding a market, sales and marketing, etc. I had a bunch of resources and was writing a 25 page PDF just to help new guys but the past 3 months have shown me /biz/ will never be about actual business so I just quit and stopped working on it. Business threads just get drowned out, it's not even worth it anymore.

It's sad that the internet doesn't have anywhere people can go to talk about business freely without being shilled to by retarded course sellers or charlatans.


>>26721013
Target pays $15 an hour minimum.

>> No.26721672

>>26721013
Also, I said 30.

>> No.26721682

>>26708579
Onlyfans if you're 18

>> No.26721687

WHERE IS THE FUCKING IGGY ASS

POST MORE

>> No.26721755

>>26720480
Why would anyone here care about that when its easier to get rich from crypto or memestocks? I got rich from crypto and used most of the money to make a passive income portfolio. I now live without working. You literally only need 1 good memestock to get rich from options.

>> No.26721811

>>26712081
Fellow NI bro? what area?

>> No.26721875

>>26708579
Invest in AMC

>> No.26721918

>>26708579
Do you have respect for yourself? Study.
No respect? Onlyfans.

>> No.26721985

>>26721467
>It's sad that the internet doesn't have anywhere people can go to talk about business freely without being shilled to by retarded course sellers or charlatans.

This. As much as i love /biz/ it's mostly just a garbage dump of pajeet scams and not actually trying to be helpful.

>> No.26722070

>>26720602
Forcibly rising in the world through struggle IS Will to Power you fucking retard. Jesus Christ, leave the mental heavy lifting to people who actually read.

>> No.26722142

>>26709617
Get a real skill. Making music is for 14 year old tinkering around when they're bored

>> No.26722196

buy cudos token

>> No.26722209

>>26708892
Fucking take science class while whoring out on onlyfans as a side hustle
Now you are a millionaire biotech slut and made 4 life

>> No.26722293

>>26720508
>Though you may be a retarded
oh the ironing

>> No.26722425

>>26722070
No, you've just been brainwashed to think struggle is good and rewarding. Challenge is one thing, but struggle is weakness. Ironic you invoked the name of Jesus Christ.

>> No.26722454

>>26721755
Point proven. No one here has any work ethic. Makes sense, the board is mostly yanks.

>> No.26722600

>>26722070
But if I'm so retarded, why don't you tell me what your intended point was since I apparently misunderstood it?
>>26722142
Who are you to define what a "real skill" is or is not? Do you listen to music? Music is everywhere. It is the universal sound of our souls. "inb4 that's gay" Yes, yes, I know. You're dead inside.

>> No.26722613

>>26721467
I'd like to read that PDF anon, I'm a thirdie looking to become self-employed but too dumb to figure out how (in this environment).

>> No.26722741

>>26722454
honestly if you can take advantage of meme stocks and retire like >>26721755
did why not

you can then redpill everyone, spread education, create a business for others to have more income sources
pay it forward basically

>> No.26722783

>>26708579
suck cocks on onlyfans

>> No.26722859

>>26722454
And the fact that 99% of the people here LARP about gains attracts more people who want quick easy money. Meanwhile, I don't remember the last time I've seen a picture of someones actual portfolio even though I've held crypto and been lurking here since it began (because of things like >>26719469 not because I want easy money)

>> No.26722869

>>26722613
seconded

>> No.26722928

>>26708579
depends. are you cute?

>> No.26722971

>>26721467
15$ an hour
>>26721467
>Target pays $15 an hour minimum.
1) Inflation will catch up to this new 15 minimum every blue state is cumming themselves over. It will hardly make a difference. Businesses (especially smaller ones) will be forced to increase cost of goods to compensate.
2) That's at a minimum of 40 hours. 40 Hours is too many hours.

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>>26708579
Use a stock emulator and practice.

Get a shit hourly wage job and buy bitcoin right now, STACK, bitcoins potential is only scratching surface rn. Use gemini cause you can withdraw actual coins from gemini (you can't with robinhood). Or you can find P2P coin transfer service that is decentralized.

Get a legit cold wallet and get your coins in your pocket and off some online service. I suggest trezor wallet.

Use youtube tuts to help learn about everything I just said.

>> No.26723026

>>26722600
Hobbies are good but if this guy is actually a teenager trying to make music his career he's wasting his time.

>> No.26723032

>>26708638
>>26708669
>>26710247
>>26711955
>>26714704
>>26715196
>>26721918
These

>> No.26723038

>>26708579
Do the Wagie Cagie

>> No.26723140

>>26720480
Let's see it.
>>26721467
>It's sad that the internet doesn't have anywhere people can go to talk about business freely without being shilled to by retarded course sellers or charlatans.
we can agree on that. basic and useful advice shouldnt be paywalled behind a fucking tai lopez video

>> No.26723182

>>26723038
Forgot vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evgxn89259M

>> No.26723265

>>26721672
600 a week is more than 30k, but less after taxes

>> No.26723335

>>26722859
thank you brother
honestly because of crypto gains a lot of people get attracted here especially scammers and pajeets but there are always chads like yourself and a couple of golden threads
stay based
God bless motherfucking cryptocurrency

>> No.26723359

>>26722741
"if he can buy into a lucky moon shot, anyone can"
We'll see anon.

>>26722859
Yea I suppose so. Alas, I learnt a good while ago that biz wasn't a business related place, but just a place to contain jeets and mutts. Makes sense. Kinda' annoying having to sift through 9 scams to find a legitimate project, and out of those legitimate projects only 1 in 10 seem to have a future at all. Ruins this place but what y'gonna do

>> No.26723394

>>26708638
No.

>> No.26723507

>>26723359
I'm not saying put your life savings in memes
but look at GME it made fuck you money to autists and I could not feel happier
at least a change of the system that's set up to make you into a slave all your life

>> No.26723523

>>26709617
I love writing music too... but you must get another real, material job
I'm a chemical engineer for example

>> No.26723544

>>26722454
>yanks
oh, you're a faggy englishman? And a faggy englishman decrying becoming a self made man in a clown world where work simply is not an option? Truly a disgrace to your heritage.

>> No.26723719

>>26723026
Have you ever thought about the word "hobby"? What it means? What it implies? That the things you do, and care about most, are simply luxurious little pursuits, playthings to occupy your time? Don't you feel disgusted when someone insinuates that a skill you have is nothing but a flight of fancy?

>> No.26723764

>>26722070
Why are you Using the slogan of an anti christian and then using the lords name in vain ?

>> No.26723964

>>26718378
Deflate your ego

>> No.26724117

>>26723523
"real"
"material"
have you not recognized the telltale signs of programming in your brain?

>> No.26724179

>>26723719
Not everyone who is passionate about making music thinks about doing it as a career, it's a hobby for most people. It's something very competitive, and a lot of people just end up not gathering enough attention to turn their music passion into a sustainable career.

>> No.26724457

>>26723507
GME is a meme though.

>> No.26724597

>>26724457
it is but it still made a fuckton of people rich
squeezing shorts and seeing zoomers making fuck you money is truly a sight for sore eyes

>> No.26724649

>>26723507
I'm trying anon. I'm trying.

>> No.26724956

>>26724179
it doesn't matter. what matters is that you made great music. the money comes with marketing, exposure, and branding.

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>>26722425
>brainwashed
Brainwashed into believing something that is manifestly true? Die in a pool of your own shit, degenerate.

>> No.26726056

>>26725888
nice digits, but you're wrong. what is manifestly true about it, and can you define why?

Spoiler: I don't think so.

>> No.26727058

>>26724597
Too bad zoomers will won't use the money to do good and change the system. I think most people are just going to exit society after they take profits, that's if the (((brokers))) let them take profits in the first place lmao. I wouldn't be surprised if retail platforms went down so hedge funds and execs could put in sell orders.

>> No.26727288

>>26708579
>shave body hair or at the very least thighs/pubic area/stomach
>wear thigh highs
>post pics on twitter as an uwu femboy with some gimmick
>femboy /biz/ness
>or something

>> No.26727632

>>26708579
I made $8000 (USD) this month on OnlyFans already... (need to be over 18)

living in Brazil where cost of living is ~$400 for a single male KEK

>> No.26727704

>>26727058
well you have to ask if it's better to quit while you're ahead or try to duct tape together a plane that's falling apart. that's the task the right wing has to deal with now.

>> No.26727731

>>26727632
link onlyfans and bussy

>> No.26727832

>>26721441
Italians are not white, sorry bucko

>> No.26727929

>>26708579
Wigger or nigger? Either way, eat a bullet.

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>>26709617
No you're not and no your sound cloud sucks and that one stoner doesn't want to make you mad.

>> No.26728244

>>26727704
They will hold it all the way to 0 for the memes and let execs unload their bags on them, no questions.

>> No.26728243

>>26727832
and just as predicted, the jew divides and conquers. No more brother wars.

>> No.26728403

>>26728144
oy vey! you MUST "contribute"!
>>26728244
well i meant more than just gamestop stock.

>> No.26728847

>>26724117
you know those stocks you trade are related to real companies that are selling material things to people that want to buy them right?

>> No.26728982

>>26728847
what does that have to do with stocks? I never mentioned stocks.

>> No.26729152

>>26717615
>>26717128
>>26716614
god why are you chads helping this retard
all that time could have been spend helping people over at adv or fit who actually want to improve

>> No.26729254

>>26722142
hello retard

>> No.26729265

>>26728982
okay this is a business board what are you doing here. The crypto has value because people think it will be a currency that can be use to buy real things. Whatever the fuck you are buying and trading you moron.

>> No.26729599

>>26729265
Literally no one thinks crypto will ever be a real currency.

>> No.26729781

>>26729265
i didn't mention anything about stocks or crypto. in the post you replied to, I criticized another anon's claims that you must obtain a "real" and "material" job. This is an absurd, arbitrary, and untrue claim.

>> No.26729934

>>26729599
Read >>26719469

It's an insurance plan against fiat.

>> No.26730277

>>26709923
>illegal
underage b&

>> No.26730291

Post more images and webms of cute girls showing off their lewd bodies in different ways

>> No.26730296

>>26727058
me neither honestly it might happen

>> No.26730412

>>26729934
truly is
>>26729599
and XMR is the best and only digital money I'd use

>> No.26730561

>>26709923
MOD UNDERAGE B& NOW

>> No.26730659

>>26709617
honestly anon
I have a degree in classical guitar from our local conservatory and never considered making it my career
I just enjoy it because it takes the edge off, and I love music
I also love chess and running but these are the little joys of life that I cherish and keep me sane
I'd suggest you do the same
hope you make it

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>>26708579
INVEST YOUR TENDIES IN GROWTH STONKS

>> No.26730818

>>26708892
literally just ask around and take anyone who will hire you
if you can't TANK the deadly sniffles you are ngmi

>> No.26732024

Hence stopping any advice.

>> No.26732760

>>26711655
This is absolute bullshit. What you mean to say is making it as an artist is impossible for 99.99%. There's a shit ton of money to be made in the music industry, wether it be as a producer, or an engineer.

>> No.26732789

>>26708579
Sell candy bars and other contraband at your school.

>> No.26733971

>>26732760
no of course there is
it's just kinda harder to break even in that environment

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Zoomers are so filled with kike Nigger worship propaganda and zoom training that they literally cant fathom working towards a goal and prefer to listen to their favorite nigger while smoking weed and going to ((College)) Fuck you OP you literal child retard. You have people on this board who clear well over 6 Figures trying to help you but your so fucking numb inside you just go " nah". Literally in 5 years if you don't have your shit together your fucked good luck.

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Zoomers are so filled with kike Nigger worship propaganda and zoom training that they literally cant fathom working towards a goal and prefer to listen to their favorite nigger while smoking weed and going to ((College)) Fuck you OP you literal child retard. You have people on this board who clear well over 6 Figures trying to help you but your so fucking numb inside you just go " nah". Literally in 5 years if you don't have your shit together your fucked good luck. kek