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HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 7 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades.

I know you guys think you are hurting the Jews but you are just hurting normal middle class people like me. I need my job's health insurance for me and my sick kids.

>> No.26707449

>>26707362
gg no re

>> No.26707502

>>26707362
Ok Schlomo, nice (((storytelling))), now GFY

>> No.26707509

>>26707362
did you do government related work

>> No.26707564

>>26707362
Screenshot the email.

>> No.26707568

>>26707362
unlucky

>> No.26707614

>>26707362
Proof it and I'll legitimately feel sorry for you anon

>> No.26707654

Israel is not a legitimate state by the way

>> No.26707674

>>26707362
why didn't you put some of that retirement savings into gamestop stock? you could have had at least 14 years of retirement savings right now.

>> No.26707724

and another hedge fund is profiting off of this one going under. What's your point?

>> No.26707742

>>26707362
gr8 b8 k1k3

>> No.26707799

Be honest, they were never gonna give you that money anyway.

>> No.26707806

>>26707362
free palestine

>> No.26707867

Wait you're telling me I can fuck over you twats?
*BUYS MORE*

>> No.26707906

>>26707362
Nice copypasta, I saw it elsewhere

>> No.26707937

>>26707362
Blame your company for putting your pensions in a trash hedge fund instead of index funds

>> No.26707969

>>26707362
Blame Melvin for gambling your stocks retard

>> No.26708012

If this was true, there might be dozens of angry boomers killing wall street jews in retaliation

We must persist

>> No.26708033
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26708033

>>26707362

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>>26707362
>I know you guys think you are hurting the Jews but you are just hurting normal middle class people like me. I need my job's health insurance for me and my sick kids.

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26708156

>>26707362
Hahahahahahaha I hope this is true.

>> No.26708187

>>26707362
buy gme and get it all back. you dont need a company of a company to manage your shit

>> No.26708199

>>26707362
You should have cashed in that pension and bought some gamestop.

>> No.26708271

>>26707362
this is the price we all must pay for destroying the jew

>> No.26708648

>>26707969
Based
>>26707362
melvin pissed away your pensions by over shorting GME and they got caught with their pants down.

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26708738

>>26707362
Sorry kid, thats business

>> No.26708768

>>26707362
seen this thread on /pol/ with the same image.
you kikes aren't very creative, don't ya?

>> No.26708842

>>26707362
>I need my job's health insurance for me and my sick kids.
No fuck you

>> No.26708849

Post email fag

>> No.26709008

>>26707362
>he thinks anybody here would believe this, or care.
If you let a private firm gain control of your pension fund, you deserve to lose EVERYTHING

>> No.26709168

easy clap, get fucked

>> No.26709305

>>26707502
Lmao this kike checked every box on the way down the sympathy sheet

>> No.26709386

>>26709008
yea never give control of your portfolio to others. you accepted the risk, dont complain(as ruthless as that sounds)

>> No.26709810

>pensions

Hahah, what fucking year is this?

>> No.26709893

>>26707362
>1 post by this ID
Jeez, I wonder...

>> No.26709926

>>26707937
hundred percent this

>> No.26710036

>>26707362
sue the company, this is theft.

>> No.26710221

LARP

>> No.26710287

Maybe a multi billion dollar investment company shouldn't short 130% of the available stock and then make it public. What Melvin did would have raised eyebrows in a finance 101 class.

>> No.26710404

>>26707362
Sounds like your boss was gambling with your pension anon.

Go Postal.

>> No.26710534

>>26710287

OP here. Melvin came to visit duri g Christmases and Thanksgivings and hand out cookies and eggnog. He's a stand-up guy with a heart of gold. If you can't find it in your heart to help another anon, at least consider Melvin.

>> No.26710576

>>26707362
Great blog post!

>> No.26710644

> Putting your retirement on high risk assets you don't manage yourself
You only have yourself to blame.

>But it was my company, not me who chose
Doesn't matter, check your shit retard.

>> No.26710730

>>26707362
>Pensions managed by a hedge fund.
FAKE.
GAY.

>> No.26710822

Pension fund gambling with shorts? LOL

>> No.26710882
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26710882

>>26707362
get fucked loser, i’ll make sure to buy something nice with your pension

>> No.26711093

>>26707362
Kill the faggot who gave your money to a hedge

>> No.26711242

>>26707362
Lol get fucked faggot, should’ve put your money into gold and silver instead of numbers on a screen

>> No.26711406

>>26707362
Kys wagie

>> No.26711521

>>26707362
>Office job
>Retirement savings
Exactly HOW old are you? kek

>> No.26711552

>>26710534
I fucking love eggnog
Furthermore, israel must be destroyed

>> No.26711741

No more pasta please! I am on low carb.

>> No.26711767

>>26707362
>relying on employer pensions
never gonna make it. enjoy social security, pops.
t. one of the few Gen Y with a real pension

>> No.26711794

>>26707362
hahahahhahahauahahauuahahahhahhhahhahahahahhahahahahahha
oh ny god wait
hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhagahahhahahahgaga
FUCK PENSION FUNDS PETTY BOURGEOIS FUCKING GARBAGE

>> No.26711993

>>26711794
pensions are awesome if you can get them. it's very rare to find employers who don't try to jew with with (((vested stocks))) instead of a real pension.

>> No.26712018

>>26707362
>hedge fund managing pensions
good one

>> No.26712113

>>26707362
Hedgefund shouldn't gamble on meme shit and literal ilegal behavior of a nakedshort and shorting in more than there literally is at 138%-140%+

>> No.26712170

>>26707362
so the american investor should be held responsible for your poor financial planning?