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The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 10 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades. Do it tomorrow Biden

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>>26688570

>> No.26688756

>>26688570
Okay boomer

>> No.26688799

>>26688570
Boomers, hedgies and glowies deserve death

>> No.26688859

>>26688570
Shalom
I will never sell

>> No.26688920

Kill yourself

>> No.26689032
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THIS TWISTED GAME NEEDS TO BE RESET

>> No.26689093

>>26688570
i dont get the point of putting your retirement funds in someone elses hands.... makes more sense to self manage your own retirement funds. most people dont even live to get retirement and needed the money in their life

>> No.26689153

If you hold more than 250k in one bank you are kind of asking for it after 2008

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>>26688570
Nice larp. Suck my dick

>> No.26689172

it just keeps going up lol
iron hands bros, I'm having a good time even tho I missed out completely

>> No.26689206

>>26688570
Will you fuck off with these stale copypastas you fucking insufferable faggot?

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>>26688570
G O O D

>> No.26689455

>>26689172
you should probably just buy whatever you can anyway.

GameStop is all that we have left in this hellscape

>> No.26689461

>>26688570
>Our pensions
kek, get fucked

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>>26688570
>I'm talking average joe

I'm sorry.
Average Joe went and fucked over the planets ecology & climate.
Average Joe let the cost for education and healthcare skyrocket.
Average Joe went and bought three houses to rent them to younger couples, who will never be able to buy a house themselves, because average joe bought three of them 30 years ago.
Average Joe went and had 7% annual return on his funds for the past couple decades.

"Average joe" will handle.

>> No.26690007

>>26688570
Le average Joe, you're a fucking hedgie faggot. Fuck you.

>> No.26690226

>>26688570
Ok and those people logging in are real people. Everyone is getting bailed out bro. Its the great reset. Our reset. Our terms. Buy. Hold.

>> No.26690350

>>26688570
hedge funds are parasites

>> No.26690466

Shutting down the economy for a fake virus wasn't funny either. Suicides harm real people. Get fucked.

>> No.26690500

>>26688570
>I work at Gamestop and
stopped reading

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I'm sorry. Here have your money back.

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Sneed.

>> No.26690797

>>26688654
Fucking kek fpbp,/thread and saged

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>>26688570
DONT CARE

>> No.26690968

>>26688570
who told these hedge funds to naked short companies into insolvency? what about what they were trying to do to GameStop? a company with real people? Fuck this slide thread OP

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>>26688570

Crashing this economy, with no survivors!

>> No.26691215

>>26688570
>Vote to turn my country into a shit-colored banana republic
>Asshurt that living in a banana republic means shit like this happens.

I don't know how to put it, but let me try: FUCK you. Fuck your retirement, fuck your pension, fuck your old grandmother, fuck your puts, fuck your second mortgage, fuck your HR department, fuck your banks, fuck you. I hate you personally, shitblood. I want you to suffer. This isn't about money to me, it's about causing you pain for selling my nation to shitskins.

DIE. I hope Hell is real so that you can burn in it you usurious race traitor. I want to make the damage worse, not better.

>> No.26691313

>>26688570
Sludge Fund Heebs BEGONE
sage lying fud threads

>> No.26691318

>>26688570
Lol hedge fimds gamble with other peoples money.
Thats exactly whats being exposed here. If joe blow loses it all thats a good thing.

>> No.26691417

>>26688570
>People chimp out when the banks take their money because they lost it all to some plebbit schmucks
>OWS all over again but this time literally everyone
>Eradicate the (((elite))) control over the market
This is a bad thing how?

>> No.26691459

Fuck Plotnik may he fucking die

>> No.26691465

faggotry thread

>> No.26691562

>>26688570
I love how it's my fault for the hedge funds gambling people's money.

>> No.26691660

So it's okay for a hedge fund to rob me of my wealth, but not okay for me to rob them of their wealth? Your problem's with the hedge fund, not me, you LARPing utterly irredeemable subprime faggot

>> No.26691661

>>26688570
>Speculating is not ok
>market is literally full of speculators
Anon, I...

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>>26688570
The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 10 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades. Do it tomorrow Biden

>> No.26691782

>>26688570
Like you said, the banks gambled them away. Its the bankers fault again

>> No.26692071

if no one speculated/traded this stock it would have been delisted last year.

>> No.26692104

>>26688570
Who gives a fuck.
Give banks their responsibilities and let them fail if they're gambling with investors money, instead of save them through the government every single time.

>> No.26692327

>>26688570
Hedge funds are for institutional investors, not average Joe's.

>> No.26692796

>>26688570
Great. Now never let the Jew gamble with your earnings again.