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[CHANCOIN <3 No.2668846]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved ChanCoin so much, I had mined it for 9 years straight
>I pray to ChanCoin every night before bed, thanking him for the lambos I’ve been given
>"ChanCoin is love" I say; “ChanCoin is life”
>My dad uses bitcion
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for ChanCoin
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s ChanCoin

>I am so happy
>He grabs me with his powerful currency hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my wallet for ChanCoin
>He penetrates my GPU
>It almost burns out but I do it for ChanCoin
>I can feel my GPU sizzling as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please ChanCoin
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my garage with his lambos
>My dad walks in
>ChanCoin looks him straight in the eyes and says “Bitcion is for fags.”
>ChanCoin leaves through my window
>ChanCoin is love. ChanCoin is life.
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[$4CHN:CZxqjvqZuftemXBGRvuMeBmB(...) No.2669194]

>>2668846
cool story bro