/cmg/ - Comfy Market General

[Anonymous No.26687842]

No Normies

ess em gee refugees gather here, for comfy posting.

[Anonymous No.26688013]

UUUU bros, we're breaking out

[Anonymous No.26688074]

>>26687842
PLTR bros let's get comfy

[Anonymous No.26688088]

Pltr
Wkhs
Ride
Hyln
Net
Gme
Opti

[Anonymous No.26688155]

Steel brethren, I have taken a beating all month, my anus is gaped open. Even coworker normies who got into GME on Monday have been in the green this week.
Slowly losing faith.

[Anonymous No.26688207]

I take back anything I said about CRBP calls being positive fuck

[Anonymous No.26688247]

love stocks
love comfy

[Anonymous No.26688271]

What are the causes for the peaks in TLS on December and January?

[Anonymous No.26688295]

It's okay to hold cash in a hyperclown market. Holding money because you want to be safe and comfy is okay.

[Anonymous No.26688307]

is etrade transfers down

[Anonymous No.26688375]

Anyone else majority cash now? This mass euphoria and meme pumps while s&p dumps is spooky

[Anonymous No.26688385]

>>26688013
try UCLE wait for dips

[Anonymous No.26688387]

>>26688155
Yep, I don't feel good about it either. If we don't pump on X earnings I am dumping my bags.

[Anonymous No.26688394]

>>26688155
take a break, the market will always be there

[Anonymous No.26688439]

Comfy in CLF

[Anonymous No.26688489]

PLTR bros, I’m so comfy. Regret selling SPCE two days ago tho

[Anonymous No.26688523]

wtf

[Anonymous No.26688585]

>>26687842
I'm proud of myself. Was all cash gang but then dipped my finger into AMC and got out with a 200% profit. Only problem is that my new found conservatism meant I only walked away with some chump change compared to my total cash holdings.

[Anonymous No.26688583]

super comfy messing with stocks when i should be working

[Anonymous No.26688638]

>>26688295
I'm holding cash too, anon. Do you think there's a crash ahead?

[Anonymous No.26688658]

>>26688375
quarter cash
2 quarters is HEAVILY diversified even have some shorting the overall market.
last quarter is GME and meme for lulz although I'm throwing WKHS in with the "meme" bracket because that is what it was so it stays.

[Anonymous No.26688670]

>>26688585
profits are profits anon

[Anonymous No.26688674]

Fellas, is there a better monthly dividend payout for Canadians than ZWC.TO?

[Anonymous No.26688861]

>take a piss
>come back
>NOK is up 22%
i wasnt even trying to meme stonk, wtf

[Anonymous No.26688875]

Fuck me, last thread got archived 8 posts after bump limit. We really are at peak saturation.

[Anonymous No.26688890]

>>26688439
proof it is here

[Anonymous No.26688895]

>>26688523
They had promising results for some virus stuff and possible merger. Niot covid stuff if i'm reading this right.

[Anonymous No.26688916]

>>26688638
I've bought UVXY calls for this Friday. I think there's going to be an enormous sell-off of AMC and GME due to all of the normalfags trying to get their gains, and that's going to cause some enormous corrections. If this will break the market, I don't know, but I'd rather hold cash than see if the whole thing goes down.

[Anonymous No.26688953]

>>26688670
Very true!

[Anonymous No.26688964]

[Anonymous No.26689042]

>>26688658
Yea I sold everything except my long term etfs and a couple equities. I’m half cash waiting for a good put play on AMC lol

[Anonymous No.26689100]

>>26688890
Ah thought that was a different Anon, thought we'd outsmarted it.

[Anonymous No.26689159]

>>26688964
Based

[Anonymous No.26689305]

>>26688916
>shota
>God I wish that were me.
I, too, enjoy (h)edging.

[Anonymous No.26689316]

>>26688638
Unironically depends on the autists.
If the GME short squeeze is successful, a bunch of positions across other stonks get liquidated to cover as hedgies get their assholes blown out, and this could cause a second-order selloff.
It also means that future shorts are a red flag waving in front of WSB and /biz/ bulls.

[Anonymous No.26689376]

>>26688916
Ya know people say its bad for more retailers to get in the market but if every American invested $1000 in the market of S&P it would probably double.
That is all according to some article I read like a month ago. So I think you are right in that assumption. How much of your portfolio you putting in it?

[Anonymous No.26689443]

>>26688964
Howdy pardner. Feels great to be an HorseCHAD.

[Anonymous No.26689473]

Any other fidelity frens unable to transfer money from bank to account? I wanna buy cheapies but fidelity says "cannot display linked bank account".
>they are pissed i didn't sell at -10% and now I'm just -2%.
i know today is ending green but I wanna buy more PIPP before it goes back up over 12.

[Anonymous No.26689479]

>>26688088
I used to like NET but not anymore and I've used them for my websites since they launched about 10 years ago. more opportunity investing in crypt + DeFi, unironically after all this GME drama. I don't like how so many sites rely on cloudflare right now.

[Anonymous No.26689536]

>>26688295
ugh but that means SELLING and that's a no no

kinda really want to dump SOXL and take the L, buy back after the pullback

[Anonymous No.26689573]

>>26688074
we are indeed going to make it brah

[Anonymous No.26689607]

>>26689473
Can't help you with the question but is there even a target for that SPAC yet?

[Anonymous No.26689610]

WE ARE THE CRSR MARINES, AND WE ARE NOT SELLING BECAUSE WE WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET INTO CRSR IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Anonymous No.26689811]

>>26689376
I've keep it between 10%-15% of mine when hedging, if that's any reference.

[Anonymous No.26689832]

I'm playing Paper Mario TTYD on Dolphin.

[Anonymous No.26689850]

Anyone find it hilarious that fucking KOSS is mooning too? Guess Porta Pro's really are the Chad headphones.

[Anonymous No.26689938]

>>26689305
Just trying to find comfy pictures of big boobs. It's cold today, and it's vicious out there, so let's be comfy in here.

>>26689376
Not a lot, about 20% of my gambling portfolio, which is small. Don't listen to me about this stuff, I'm not some trading genius, but if you think it's going down, UVXY calls aren't a bad idea to hedge.

>>26689536
I know dude, I sold out of AQB and AI and I think both of those are going to the moon, but I did what I had to do to protect myself. Not all of us have support systems in our lives to save us if we crash and burn. I can't make risky, SCE-taunting trades, because if I lose my money I'm out on the street. That's how life goes.

[Anonymous No.26689946]

>>26687842
BASED Elon

[Anonymous No.26690029]

>>26689832
Based how is it? I'm going to finish up Dragon's Dogma: DA today and I've been thinking on playing some older, emulated games. I still have CT in my backlog that I need to play as well.

[Anonymous No.26690042]

>halting stocks now is bullish
where the fuck am i

[Anonymous No.26690053]

NOK, sell or hold?
it's at $8

[Anonymous No.26690078]

>>26688916
Bought a boatload of UVXY weeklies, already up on them lmao. Gonna turn off my comp and play some video games or something idk

[Anonymous No.26690124]

WAS CRBP shil right....?

[Anonymous No.26690307]

Redditors love their CAKE days.

The technicals are unreal compared to all the other garbage that has been pumping.

[Anonymous No.26690364]

>>26689607
nope. but under 12$ is CHEAP

[Anonymous No.26690365]

Has anybody looked at AHT? Looks good. Earnings are recovering, has a small share float with a small market cap, and the stock is still a fraction of their pre-covid price. 20% short interest too.

[Anonymous No.26690732]

>>26690307
What the fuck even is a cake day? Never browsed r*ddit, never will. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.26690771]

>>26689938
Tanks!

[Anonymous No.26690838]

Dump Protocol: ACTIVATED

[Anonymous No.26690850]

>>26690732
based

[Anonymous No.26691067]

Well, that it.
The end. Another thing ruined by the mainstream.
No more Mr. Kitty, no more GameStop, no more fun.

[Anonymous No.26691126]

>>26688674
anyone?

[Anonymous No.26691187]

>>26690732
supreme NORF lad

[Anonymous No.26691294]

>>26691067
I have come to understand the jew's hate of goyim these last few days

[Anonymous No.26691332]

based PLTR keeping me over 3% to beat daily inflation

[Anonymous No.26691387]

where the fuck is john rocker. make a new update fat hands

[Anonymous No.26691410]

>>26691126
>IIPR
>I
>P
>R

[Anonymous No.26691442]

>>26689938
>Mei
>tonkatsu ramen
She is just the right amount of thicc, and that is one of the best types of ramen. Very based.

>20%
That's my upper bound as well. There have been some decent portfolio (monte carlo) sims that were passed around /smg/. I think several others have also found between 10%-15%, up to 20%, has been a sweet-spot for hedging, when calculating based on historical data.

[Anonymous No.26691515]

>>26691387
Tbh idk how he will even be able to

[Anonymous No.26691654]

>>26691294
Same
I was always against “regulation” and thought it was a means to control the masses. But now I see what the retail investor does when left unchecked.

[Anonymous No.26691659]

>>26691387
He's probably taken one look at /smg/ and thought, fuck this.

[Anonymous No.26691748]

>>26690124
If he was I'm going to make a lot of money on very little risk

[Anonymous No.26691750]

>>26689610
Why would we sell CRSR? Video game nerds will make us rich! $60 by March

[Anonymous No.26691757]

>>26691515
true, i forgot he goes through the archives to look at stuff. he'll just have to make it very surface level
i mean there are some pretty obvious chad and virgin stocks and news. posters might be harder

[Anonymous No.26691776]

AAPL has been crabby today, I hope earnings poomp it

[Anonymous No.26691785]

how r u frens?

[Anonymous No.26691896]

>>26691757
I miss puzzlebro, they were fun.

[Anonymous No.26691935]

>>26691776
>those digits
get your rifles ready friends
>>26691785
comfy since I've got some decent long term holds, how about you friend?

[Anonymous No.26691967]

RYCEY is the next GME

[Anonymous No.26691977]

>>26691442
Interesting. I put 20% in because that's what I got after I sold out of BCRX lol

[Anonymous No.26692019]

>>26691294
RK is overwhelmingly more a driver and a figurehead for this whole craze than Justin is.
Justin published a bull article about Pitney Bowes yesterday. After that, it went up 100%. Imagine what happens to a new DVF pick. It's over.

[Anonymous No.26692135]

>mfw when I make more money this month trading in my basement than I would at my regular full time job. Waging is so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.26692171]

>>26689938
fuck you're riiiiight about that
BUT if powell comes out and soothes the markets... it should be... okay...
FUCK

I wish I could afford to follow chamath's trade and toss a cheeky 20k up there...

[Anonymous No.26692184]

>>26691935
I got in at 240 so im doing okay, I was an omega retard and didn't get in at 30... Small gains still gains tho

[Anonymous No.26692223]

>Sold NOK at 8.81
>bought RTX

[Anonymous No.26692278]

>>26692184
I don't mean to make this thread uncomfy but you can head out to /smg/ with that talk

[Anonymous No.26692320]

>>26687842
Opinions on APPS Digital turbines?

[Anonymous No.26692338]

Massive red dildos on GME and its getting halted, has it begun?

[Anonymous No.26692443]

>>26687842
Maximum comfy right now:
>watching Wells Fargo tank
Strangest comfy right now:
>there is no relationship between groupons stock and option prices,

[Anonymous No.26692468]

>>26688916
If you don't mind me asking, do you think UVXY is going to climb tomorrow, too, or do you plan to close your position before the end of today?

[Anonymous No.26692502]

>>26692338
probably not. even if it hits $250 and closes there today it's over for the hedgefunds

[Anonymous No.26692560]

(((THEY))) are done with the pumpers and are about to rugpull.

[Anonymous No.26692583]

>tfw read the thread as "no normie /smg/ refugees" and thought we were finally going to have a good thread about cryptos or even stocks
>it's just the /smg/ normalfags

[Anonymous No.26692669]

>>26688013
I’m thinking its a bit risky right now, but if you already have it you should probably hold.

I think it’s going to sink again, but if meme’d ever clown market keeps up UUUU is a good place to be parked and waiting

[Anonymous No.26692675]

>>26688916
i once thought i could time the market as well.

[Anonymous No.26692701]

>>26692443
>Strangest comfy right now:
>>there is no relationship between groupons stock and option prices,
REEEEEE how do i into eady money and arbitraaaaaagggeeeeee

[Anonymous No.26692741]

>>26691977
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/monte-carlo-simulation#analysisResults
Yeah, you can give it a whirl.

[Anonymous No.26692829]

>>26692583
This is stocks, and yeas its comfy here, GME moneybags general is what it should be called.

[Anonymous No.26692973]

>>26692468
I think I'll hold until tomorrow, but again, I'm not some great investor, I'm just a normal dude. I don't have the foresight for these things.

>>26692675
Yeah, this.

>>26692741
Thanks, I'll try it.

[Anonymous No.26693064]

BNKU got hit hard today. tell me its gonna be ok.

[Anonymous No.26693172]

Big media is telling me the losses taken by these investment firms is going to reverberate into the market. Are we going into a market crash this year finally- not over wuhanvirus but Gamestop?

[Anonymous No.26693176]

>>26692583
That's not very fren like of you, fren.

I just dipped into /smg/ and it's a total mess, pretty much just spam at this point.

[Anonymous No.26693267]

>>26693064
Regional banks are better than Big banks.

[Anonymous No.26693340]

>>26693172
you're killing them so of course they'll take everything with them

[Anonymous No.26693362]

>>26693172
Nah, if they try to crash the market, we retarded autist s will end up owning everything at the rate we are going.

[Anonymous No.26693448]

>>26693172
why is she so cute
I'm not comfy now

[Anonymous No.26693490]

Palantir and utz baby

[Anonymous No.26693539]

>the only thread focused on not talking about GME probably has the most winnings from GME in it
i salute you all

[Anonymous No.26693548]

>>26691410
thank you.

[Anonymous No.26693573]

>>26692973
Ah, thank you. I appreciate your insight.

[Anonymous No.26693651]

>>26693172
It would be the height of hilarity if that happened. Maybe they shouldn't be so levered that a few of their short positions getting blown-up by retail causes them to get margin called?

[Anonymous No.26693654]

>>26693490
Not interested in it’s at the moment, but it looks like it will become interesting soon enough. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.26693778]

>>26693172
Heard some media outlets say something along the lines of hedge funds needing to sell their long positions to remain liquid, which could be one of the reasons for the dump today.
I doubt it's just that though. The market has run pretty hot the past few weeks, so a correction was to be expected in the near term.

[Anonymous No.26693788]

>>26693267
so youre telling me its not ok?
>>26693172
maybe thats why BNKU is down %6

[Anonymous No.26693807]

>>26693448
no no no, stay comfy please

>>26693340
>>26693362
I can't wait for the next hedge fund we're gonna hunt down.

[Anonymous No.26693840]

ON SALE RIGHT NOW
BUY FOR MAX COMFY
>MVIS
>ELY
>C
>MARA

[Anonymous No.26693911]

>GEVO
>AMTX

This "clean/green" energy bubble is wild, when is it going to pop? I'm half expecting GEVO to hit $100 EoY.

[Anonymous No.26693931]

What is even happening with nokia? That's not a high short interest stock? Wtf's going on?

[Anonymous No.26693992]

SMG thread unironically talking about $15 dollars gains and $60 dollar losses ,
I was laughed off this board when i posted my 4 digit folio wtf .

[Anonymous No.26694102]

>>26688439

Man I love this

[Anonymous No.26694205]

>>26693931
There was some good press regarding 5G rollout and one or two other items recently that had been passed around. Not sure what else.

[Anonymous No.26694261]

>CLF muppet back to spamming
woof

[Anonymous No.26694278]

>>26693490
>$0.19 (+1.40%)
TAKE IT FROM A NUT, UTZ ARE BETTER THAN NUTS

[Anonymous No.26694285]

>>26693931
people think it is valuable because they are told so. Price go up

Kinda like GME (ik short squeeze)

Kinda like crypto.

Crypto fags have been flocking to stocks because they have no choice now. I think some of the newfags might actually just be crypto fags

[Anonymous No.26694330]

>>26693840
Ely might be interesting, the rest suck.

[Anonymous No.26694367]

>>26693931
Super concentrated Finnish autism?
>>26693992
Just leave em be, they'll fuck off soon they're all clueless, and will be left holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.26694397]

>>26693992
A lot of people are just trading for the first time, coworker I was talking to was happy as shit that he got 15 bucks in a quick trade during this

[Anonymous No.26694398]

>>26694205
Also people selling GME looking for the next meme to invest in. IDC my 2022 $7 NOK calls are printing right now

[Anonymous No.26694548]

>>26694285
Oh certainly, the fucking messages about being able to trade crypto 24/7 what are these market hours bullshit, and where can I buy stocks with my crypto. Preferred it when the board was full of pajeet shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.26694561]

>>26694398
... you bought year long calls for a pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.26694631]

XOM was good today, bros

[Anonymous No.26694643]

AMCX is the next pump, look at the float

[Anonymous No.26694677]

Thanks to the Anons who shilled me on TLS. Any other names I should be paying attention to in the Deep State and Cybsec world? I'm obviously heavy on PLTR but I'd like smaller caps too.

[Anonymous No.26694720]

>>26693176
Even after hours smg is moving faster than trading hours smg used to. There's no way that there isn't an invasion going on right now, although I think it's more likely it's other boards, not Reddit.

[Anonymous No.26694759]

>>26694548
I did too. /smg/ was a great fortress from all of the shitposting and shilling. Luckily, /cmg/ is looking like a good alternative.

[Anonymous No.26694903]

>>26694720
>>26694759
>/smg/ is currently going through threads in a bout 7 minutes.
jej

[Anonymous No.26694913]

Am i the only one who didn't bet on these short squeeze memes? Nothing can even compare to GMEs float

Thanks to whoever spoonfed me the gme situation months ago. Didnt make any money but hey i learned .

[Anonymous No.26694966]

>>26694759
Based and fatchickpilled.

[Anonymous No.26694994]

>>26694677
Nancy Pelosi's husband is deep in CRWD.

[Anonymous No.26695187]

>>26694966
Delete this filth immediately. I'm already fat I don't want to see fat on my waifus.

[Anonymous No.26695216]

I just want smg to go back to normal man fuck all this spam

[Anonymous No.26695248]

>>26693172
I JUST WANNA BUST MY LOAD ON A QT3.14 FACE.
>just bought 20 more shares of PIPP because I don't c0o0o0o0om

[Anonymous No.26695262]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_45GLa_F70

>>26694720
blame /pol/, /v/ and /tv/ for a combination of "The Jews", "Fucking Gamestop" and AMC memes having that perfect cross section of monied autism.

>>26694966
i prefer them a little boney, but i wouldnt say no to a fatty.
for reference, my gf is 110kg and my side hoe is 45kg.

[Anonymous No.26695282]

>53 posters
oh yeah, thats comfy

[Anonymous No.26695381]

>>26688207
https://www.nyas.org/events/2021/targeting-the-endocannabinoid-system-for-treatment-of-human-diseases/?tab=agenda

The conference is now ongoing, CRBP will be speaking at 2:30 EST. Right now It's just some roastie talking about pain and Cannabis.

[Anonymous No.26695384]

>>26694913
nah Tinny sold his calls a day or two before the squeeze started, if he'd held them he'd be mid six figures right now. Don't worry there's always another trade.

[Anonymous No.26695415]

Thread needs more boobas to accompany our gains

[Anonymous No.26695429]

>>26688394
It’s certainly not here today!

[Anonymous No.26695436]

>>26694720
Yeah, AH threads weren't even that fast a year ago at the peak of the downturn.

>>26694913
Burry spoonfed a lot of people on Twitter last year. I'm still surprised at how far it's come since then.

[Anonymous No.26695472]

>>26695381
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.26695505]

>>26695216
I blame /pol/

[Anonymous No.26695542]

Chamath bodying this faggot

[Anonymous No.26695640]

>>26695436
He gets so much attention by newfags, its great .
Also i just realized something

If new smg is all newfrens , then there is a small issue . Nobody is going to know how to bake

[Anonymous No.26695674]

Fags I might actually cry, as of today I have enough money to pay off my student loan debt(Keep buying GME fags) but I wanted to thank you bastards for the advice.
Keep the pump going, AMC, BB, GME to the moon

[Anonymous No.26695700]

>>26694720
It was always bad when meme stocks went up but now its the MOTHER OF ALL MEMES. Thankful most are nice enough to not bother the comfy thread. So all in all I think its ok if you ask me.
>>26695381
>cannabis
hmm wonder why CGC is going up
could be big or something between the two but maybe that is just coincidence.

[Anonymous No.26695794]

>>26694966
I'm okay with fat, but it's more about comfiness than fat, man. I want a girl I can just hang out with all day in bed, chilling and cuddling, and maybe getting some food later. Mei's just my kind of girl.

[Anonymous No.26695814]

>>26695640
good

[Anonymous No.26695885]

>>26695640
Nah the Lum poster is autistic enough to want to make sure Lum is in the OP 24/7 we have the containment threads covered.

[Anonymous No.26695907]

>>26695674
Congrats anon, will you pay them off or hold on to see if Biden rescinds them?

[Anonymous No.26695958]

>>26695381
CRBP shill.... ihy

[Anonymous No.26696013]

CNBC HOST IS SEETHING COME KEK WITH ME https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

[Anonymous No.26696115]

>>26688088
Literally over 80% of my portfolio is WKHS and RIDE. I originally bought 1600 shares of WKHS under $2 when the original WKHS-anon was spreading the good news in 2019. Now I'm flying high.

[Anonymous No.26696158]

>>26695958
Sadly I'm not the shill, just someone unfortunate enough to buy his bags, waiting on this conference to end tho.

[Anonymous No.26696184]

>>26695640
>somebody else always baked
They need the right amount of 'tism for that, which I have never had.

>>26695542
He was on point with the bailouts in the past.

[Anonymous No.26696198]

CHAMATH IS FUCKING KILLING IT

WAPNER IS DEFENDING THE SYSTEM THAT PROPS HIM UP AND FAILING MISERABLY

WHYYYY ARE THEY NOT MAKING THE ACMAN COMPARISON TO HIS 2020 PERFORMANCE

[Anonymous No.26696259]

wow, the pajeet is fucking go in on CNBC

[Anonymous No.26696356]

>>26695640
>>26695505
>mfw I told /pol/ about gamestop
In a way I wanted to be first to say something but I bit off more than I could chew....
I'm just glad some people are having fun.

[Anonymous No.26696380]

>>26696115
honeslty what could possibly replace those olf hunk of junk jeeps?

[Anonymous No.26696536]

Chamaths podcast is brilliant btw.

He has my vote for governor because he’s not a retard.

If he runs for PM of Canada I’d fucking move.

[Anonymous No.26696586]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFbC5qLY5R4

IK you guys hate this shit but holy fuck, this guy doesnt realize he now has ACTUAL control over the market and normie Buyers, ABML pumped over 100% after he shilled it

[Anonymous No.26696598]

>>26695885
Lum poster is the only reason I still check in on that thread every so often, my collection of the queen of biz has exploded thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.26696644]

>>26696536
he wont win cause brown but he could be finance

[Anonymous No.26696715]

not comfy bros, I wanna make it

[Anonymous No.26696801]

>>26695907
I'm really conflicted. I got furloughed last year from my finance job and had $10,000 lying around. I went in on calls on GME last week, and it went up to 50,000(Only $5,000) so now my portfolio as of today is valued at around $74,000. I can pay off my $40,000 of student loan debt, and continue to invest!

[Anonymous No.26696823]

>>26696380
I'm fairly certain politicians will flock to support WKHS for that "im green see what I support" sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.26696900]

Please excuse my newfaggotry but the entire board is too fast right now.
Yurofag looking to get into it. I've heard weird stuff about etoro, should I open a Degiro or Interactive brokers account? Do either of these allow me to trade a fraction of a share?

[Anonymous No.26696943]

Okay bros how do I get into safe investing now that all the hype has hit the mainstream? Any tips for getting into shitty index funds would be great

[Anonymous No.26696955]

>>26696380
mercedes got the new usps contract. those old LLVs are actually rebodied chevy s10's

[Anonymous No.26696951]

Did i miss the BFT meger? I never sold... hehe

[Anonymous No.26697007]

>>26696801
OR

You could see if Biden rescinds them and invest $50K+. Not trying to tell you what to do and I am not a financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.26697033]

Does anyone know how much outstanding debt AMC has and what price they would do an offering at to clear it? I would fucking laugh to watch them make all these newfags baggies.

[Anonymous No.26697056]

>>26696198
Because CNBC is by the jews for the jews. They happily are the mouth piece for wall street to manipulate the goys. Rick Santelli is really the only non-cucked person at CNBC but he still there because of the paycheck.

[Anonymous No.26697070]

Chamath is absolutely right, Tesla is literal vaporware compared to retailers like Gamestop, why the fuck shouldnt Gamestop be as overvalued and pumped as rocketman's electric cars?
CNBC yet again shilling for the hedgie niggers

[Anonymous No.26697209]

>>26696900
You need to ask in /smg/.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.26697230]

>$21 steady
BB bros have stayed strong, and the canadian chinks continue to reward our loyalty

[Anonymous No.26697324]

I don't fell so good bros
Peak mania phase
Is it unironically over?

[Anonymous No.26697400]

>>26697230
im down 0.09% on BB, pump those gooks up.

[Anonymous No.26697431]

>>26696943
>safe investing
Okay, just wait until GME dies and buy into Apple, Microsoft and Tesla.

[Anonymous No.26697477]

>>26692669
dude, UUUU isn't a fucking meme stock. it's a legit energy play in a market that completed a bear cycle.

[Anonymous No.26697561]

>thread is considerably less comfy
Alright, which one of you faggots linked it in /smg/? Never link the thread, just tell them to come to /cmg/, newfags won't know how.

[Anonymous No.26697576]

>>26696943
>PIPP
>P
>I
>P

[Anonymous No.26697627]

>>26697209
That's not very comfy friend...

[Anonymous No.26697687]

>>26697477
>cant get uranium stocks on Stake
FUCK

[Anonymous No.26697721]

>>26696943
Get an emergency fund before you invest a dime, 3-6 months depending on how secure your job is. It prevents you from making stupid panic decisions.
Safe Boomer ETFs are SPY, VOO, and the various Vanguard total market funds.
Put some money aside for stock gambling if you want (that's why we're here after all), but don't make it a significant portion of your holding.

[Anonymous No.26697759]

>>26697477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0E


NOOOOOOO BUY SHORTED COMPANIESSSSSS.


LIBERALS BAND TOGETHER


WE WILL STICK IT TO THE MAN!

[Anonymous No.26697762]

>>26697400
>up 211.35% from initial investment

[Anonymous No.26697823]

half of the site is talking about those shitcoin stocks
REEEEEEEE GO BACK

[Anonymous No.26698001]

EXPR EXPR EXPR
GO GO GOOO

[Anonymous No.26698025]

>>26697324
It will surge again tomorrow Elon is on it.

[Anonymous No.26698078]

>>26697477
>Uranium does not trade on the open market
kek. Does this not make it more liable to price manipulation though?
>>26697627
h-he started it.

[Anonymous No.26698082]

Going to buy TLS and hold boys.
What ingredients should I put into my experimental chicken stock today?

[Anonymous No.26698108]

>>26697561
Its probably just shitposters that shill coins now switching to stocks shitposting.
>>26697627
If you are going to invest with fractions of shares its best you get a job and work until you have enough saved up BUT I don't know your circumstance so I can't help. Might have to comeback on a slow day(aka a week or two from now) and ask.

[Anonymous No.26698112]

>>26697759
>LIBERALS BAND TOGETHER
lol

[Anonymous No.26698120]

crap im ging to have to double down on BARf arent I

[Anonymous No.26698132]

here's a question:

If we are currently seeing a meltup boom, why are the Nasdaq and the SP500 falling?

[Anonymous No.26698157]

[Anonymous No.26698262]

>>26698108
I wasn't the anon that asked the question but thank you for the advice friend!

[Anonymous No.26698281]

>>26698120
What happened to gHIV stock that merged? I bought into it and wasn't satisfied

[Anonymous No.26698334]

>>26698132
Institutions spooked so pulling out money. It’s retail pumping the meme stocks rn.

[Anonymous No.26698332]

>>26687842
Lets go

[Anonymous No.26698335]

so when the fuck am i going to be able to actually liquidate my GME profits.

[Anonymous No.26698395]

ATOS anyone?
> dip to $2
> conference on February 2nd
Might move 20-30% up right? Or should I wait to see if it drops more?

[Anonymous No.26698408]

If Tinny is a Doomer why isnt he a prepper? Why is he trying to "make it" If he believes the world will end in a few months (every few months)

[Anonymous No.26698418]

>>26697762
I only just started tonight, avoiding the fucking memes though.
up $150 from a $200 investment just today.
baby steps i know but i'd rather this than poker.

[Anonymous No.26698424]

>>26698157
Based Chamath telling these fucks how wrong they are.

[Anonymous No.26698428]

reminder that VIX crashes from this level over time every time, short it if you want free money

[Anonymous No.26698457]

>>26687842
I love how gme bb and amc are getting so much attention the faggot clf shill is getting Ignored like he should be

[Anonymous No.26698462]

give me the chamath memes. this guy is a beast

[Anonymous No.26698515]

>>26698262
oh fuck lol my bad
>>26696900
here ya go
>>26698108

[Anonymous No.26698516]

SFM is gaining lately, is value coming back?

[Anonymous No.26698531]

is now a good time to keep buying up tqqq and soxl?

[Anonymous No.26698539]

>>26698078
>talking about manipulation
>on a day like today
*honk

[Anonymous No.26698569]

>>26698078
it does, but companies like UUUU have been holding U3O8 in anticipation of a price move (e.g. not selling it for cheaper than they think it's worth). Keith Neumeyer from First Majestic is using a similar strategy with silver. Just wait until spot price increases and what effect it'll have on U stocks.

[Anonymous No.26698571]

>>26688295
how are you going to beat the 88,345% daily inflation rate?

[Anonymous No.26698580]

>>26698281
Always sell spacs on merger day. I forgot to sell BFTm, at least i sold my ghiv. Got in at 10.50.

In on BFT at 14.05

[Anonymous No.26698594]

>>26698335
When Wall St. says you are allowed like the rest of us peons

[Anonymous No.26698601]

I didnt get in on anything yet, is today even worth buying anything? Spending ~$300+ on gamestop stock would be the dumbest feeling thing ive ever done in my life if i do. ut its literally gone up $15 while ve typed this, fucking hell

[Anonymous No.26698622]

>>26697056
Rick “they only foreclose on losers so who cares” Santelli?

Poster boy of “socialism for me but not for thee”

[Anonymous No.26698637]

>>26698408
Good question, he says he has disabilities too so I'm pretty sure in the first instance when the shit hits the fan he'd be robbed and or eaten. Also is he autistic or what does he have?

[Anonymous No.26698646]

>>26698515
All good anon I appreciate advice, this is a /comfy/ thread after all.

[Anonymous No.26698656]

>>26698571
>gme inflation has started

[Anonymous No.26698674]

IS THIS A BUY THE DIP KIND OF DAY OR THE BEGINING OF THE END

[Anonymous No.26698848]

>>26687842
wanted to invest for the first time today. put $50 into nokia today at 3.92 or so, then later $200 into the meme that is GME at $306. i'm a poorfag and wanted to play it safe as not to lose too much money in case the whole thing goes down. did i do good?

[Anonymous No.26698850]

>>26698132
>one down day
It's nothing.

>>26698428
>selling VIX
Just don't get blown up if (((they))) really want to stop the party over this. Remember what happened to pensions, volmageddon, etc.

>parking meters 3rd time

[Anonymous No.26698898]

>>26698157
Chamath has the same posture as tuxedo frog in this

[Anonymous No.26698908]

>>26698157
>>26698424
>these people are middle class, they're smart and they're making smart choices and money
>WELL THEY HAVENT BEEN IN THE MARKET AS LONG AS I HAVE, THESE EARNINGS SHOULD COME WITH WARNINGS, OK? I WANNA SEE THE WHITE PAPERS TO JUDGE WHETHER THESE MEME COMPANIES DESERVE IT
god, what a faggot

[Anonymous No.26698933]

>>26698674

[Anonymous No.26698957]

>>26698674
Depends on how much GME's short squeeze is gonna fuck over hedge funds.

[Anonymous No.26698980]

Am I retarded if I get into ETFs now?
My rational is that the schizo market might still fire indices up for a while before everything breaks.

What's even a good price level for EQQQ anymore?

[Anonymous No.26698999]

>>26698108
No, just checked, some fucking retard linked it in /smg/, please don't ever do that, look at the retards that have come in.

[Anonymous No.26699031]

>AMC rising again

[Anonymous No.26699052]

>>26698637
Im like 100% sure it's a slough of mental disorders, mostly dissociative personality disorder.

Im gonna guess he had a rough childhood. IDFK .. shot in the dark.

[Anonymous No.26699064]

>>26698848
nope

[Anonymous No.26699082]

I know why GME and AMC are mooning but what's the NOK play?

[Anonymous No.26699092]

True comfiness is not even looking at the charts knowing that every position is in the green and you made a lot more money than necessary. Is AMC dipping? Is NOK pumping? Did I FOMO in EXPR at the right time? Who cares, I already won.

[Anonymous No.26699119]

Biden went full Greta this morning. Ended up buying some XLE.

[Anonymous No.26699124]

>>26698674
Lots of velocity and volatility find something safe to put a position on cash it king in uncertain times. Were getting lots of new retailers in the overall market. If the newguys make it and screw over institutions then there will probably be war between the two. so take your bets on the race. Personally rooting for the underdog but hey IDK/.

[Anonymous No.26699135]

>>26698674

[Anonymous No.26699156]

NEW
NEW
MIGRATE

>>26698399
>>26698399
>>26698399
>>26698399

[Anonymous No.26699192]

Sure hope you guys bought the AMC dip, we're going to mars in AH

[Anonymous No.26699195]

>>26689832
that is a classic game and hands down the best in the series. they really lost their way afterwards. my favorite chapter is when mario is a prizefighter

[Anonymous No.26699207]

>>26699031
Stop panicing when stock drops. It's normal. My personal opinion: It's more important to see if there is support and if dips are bought with big volume. IF someone buys 200k shares of single dip then someone with big money trusts it will go up.

[Anonymous No.26699220]

>>26698418
Poker and blackjack sound fun right now. Any gains are good fren. Just stick with it

[Anonymous No.26699271]

>>26699156
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.26699307]

>>26698898

[Anonymous No.26699314]

>>26699082
Probably meme bullshit, but NOK should be ~$7 on fundamentals alone so I'm glad it's going up.

[Anonymous No.26699344]

>>26698622
He at least has the balls to stand up to the faggots in the studio. No one else does on that network.

[Anonymous No.26699353]

>>26699156
very umcomfy lum-bro. very uncomfy indeed.

[Anonymous No.26699373]

>>26699271
Think for a second.

[Anonymous No.26699422]

>>26698674
I'm 60% cash, but I'm honestly saving it for a GME dip

[Anonymous No.26699466]

>>26698132
It looks like typical clown market volatility to me.

Then again, if more hedge funds get liquidated, they will sell their boomer stocks too, so that can weigh on the market.

[Anonymous No.26699490]

>>26698580
BFT is taking quite the beating. I had a feeling GHIV was going to be a bad stock, like CRBP. But you gotta take chances

[Anonymous No.26699504]

I swear on my love for Ushiwaka that we will all make it and everything will be okay. Don't worry frens.

[Anonymous No.26699511]

>>26699373
Oh wait, ty

[Anonymous No.26699518]

>>26699353
I didn't mean you either, (I created this thread, I'm not stupid) I'm just being sneaky.

[Anonymous No.26699540]

>>26699156
That's not /cmg/.

>>26699344
>No one else does on that network.
>Hell is coming.
Because they have skin in the game and don't want normalfags making money.

[Anonymous No.26699543]

>>26699353
200 IQ Lum bro

[Anonymous No.26699575]

>>26699156
This lum fuck never sleeps I swear

[Anonymous No.26699585]

>my friend tried to short GME, dont know where he is at the moment.
Jon's on top of a building on 5th Ave about to take a header about now, Scott

[Anonymous No.26699633]

>>26698848
Yes, as long as you sell when it is profitable. People on here like to bag hold but a small gain is still a gain.

[Anonymous No.26699634]

>>26698999
then does this
>>26699156
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

[Anonymous No.26699659]

>>26699156
power move

[Anonymous No.26699663]

>>26699540
>That's not /cmg/.
(That's the point).

[Anonymous No.26699764]

>>26699373
Kek in a way it reminds me of the poster who bashes anime one thread posts it the next.
cheeky little lum poster

[Anonymous No.26699880]

>>26698908
Stupid faggots can go read the DD right now if they actually bothered to research this. THIS WAS KNOWN OVER A YEAR AGO! THE DD WAS DONE. Fucking lazy hedge funds can get fucked. Chamath BASED

[Anonymous No.26699949]

this thread needs more boobas

[Anonymous No.26699964]

>"Are you gonna hold their hand before they cross the street, too?"

[Anonymous No.26700000]

>>26699764
No I just wanted to herd the retards out before we bake the next thread. Seems to have worked. (I am not the Lumposter)

[Anonymous No.26700020]

>>26699490
BFT is heavily manipulated, its also a grossly red day, and im missing cheapies cause im looking at memes

[Anonymous No.26700201]

>>26700000
Well by those digits and me as witness I'll believe it.

[Anonymous No.26700257]

>>26700000
checked

[Anonymous No.26700375]

>now hes absolutely shitting on gavin newsom and california
i will never make another street shitter joke attached to his face again. holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.26700389]

>>26700000
NAK BUY FUCKING NAK

[Anonymous No.26700412]

>>26700000
hopefully we don't get kicked off the board considering the speed of the board and the absence of posters but IDK. lets see.

[Anonymous No.26700421]

>>26700000
Check'd and appreciated fren.
>>26699964
They want to hold our hands directly into the wage cage.

[Anonymous No.26700511]

>>26700000
based, threads always become more comfy when the retards leave for such b8

[Anonymous No.26700517]

>>26700201
Think about it, anyone here long enough is going to check the post count for one, and also see the other thread is the wrong thread. The fucking mouth breathers are just going to click and continue spamming whatever it is they've been doing all day. Sorry for taking things a bit off topic though.

>>26699052
We should ask him next time we see him about.

[Anonymous No.26700578]

>>26699949
>comfyness activated

[Anonymous No.26700622]

>>26700000
Damn, quints AND based. Good dude you are.

[Anonymous No.26700730]

>>26700000
checked

[Anonymous No.26700764]

every day the jews lose money is a good day

[Anonymous No.26700786]

>>26699949
Agreed
>>26700020
Same here, the meme stocks are impressive. But I did buy an AAL put for the q4 earnings call tomorrow. Yahoo projects it's supposed to lose bigly

[Anonymous No.26700815]

It just started snowing lads. It's comfy when I don't have to leave my apartment and deal with it on the road. Quitting my wage slave job last year has made me happier than I've ever been. I hope every /smg/ fren can experience this joy.

[Anonymous No.26700898]

>>26700000
i figured

[Anonymous No.26700909]

>>26700764
>they aren't on both sides of the trade
At scale, they never lose.

[Anonymous No.26700944]

this whole gamestop mooning thing seems quite unique and you almost feel like you're missing out on a once in a lifetime chance but then I remember there's pennystocks that go up 200% every day. of course they're not as obvious sometimes but occasionally you'll catch one. hell I had one the other week. it's best not to fomo into anything. another chance will always come

[Anonymous No.26700950]

what happened to all the anime ass posting

[Anonymous No.26700994]

>>26694913
I had a small position when it was first posted in /smg/ in early fall, but I felt like it had more or less run its course and didn't seem to do much beyond periodically dumping and pumping again. For some reason leddit latched onto it a few weeks ago and it exploded since then. I figured FOMOing into a stock because it recently got popular and everybody talks about it, might be a bad idea in most cases.
Too bad I missed out on some gains, but I never would have invested more than a few percent of my portfolio into it anyway.

[Anonymous No.26701049]

>>26700000
Fake

[Anonymous No.26701073]

>>26688916
Also holding some cheeky UVXY $12 friday calls. Balls deep in AMC and BB otherwise though

[Anonymous No.26701207]

>>26700944
not too late for AMC anon

[Anonymous No.26701215]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.26701222]

>>26700815
this is my true goal investing, how much money did you have when you quit?

[Anonymous No.26701231]

>>26700950

[Anonymous No.26701272]

>>26700944
>KOPN
>EMAN
>FRSX
>WTRH
>MVIS
>UAVS

/ptg/ was the fucking bomb before all the smart anons left and it got taken over by the tanker and bioshit morons.

[Anonymous No.26701335]

>>26693172
why is it that when i see girls like this i want to strangle them

[Anonymous No.26701425]

Actual new thread, frens:

>>26701354
>>26701354
>>26701354

[Anonymous No.26701435]

There we go

[Anonymous No.26701571]

>>26700944
Peter Lynch was right, there are always potential opportunities. If you missed something FOMOing is one of the stupider ways to lose money.

[Anonymous No.26701576]

>>26701222
Only $30K in stocks and $10K in crypto but I'm single and frugal and live in a cheap apartment and own my car. Looking to buy a house over the next two years. Hoping the housing market takes a dump by the time I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.26701647]

>>26700944
I have three shares buying and selling 1 or two just to say I've traded gamestop during the big stock happening.
>>26694913
These big meme stock things tend to happen atleast once a month if you consider a 50% gain. GME is just the funniest one.
>>26701231
oh god I can't think with my dick this hard.

[Anonymous No.26701799]

>>26700944
If it hadn't spooked all the indexes into dumping i'd care a lot less

[Anonymous No.26701812]

>>26697324
I share your concern, anon.

[Anonymous No.26702012]

>>26701799
yeah that's what I was afraid of yesterday and it seems to happened today. It just sucks I'm losing money today while all the normies around me just downloaded robinhood 2 days ago and are making huge gains from nothing.

[Anonymous No.26702373]

>>26700909
everything they're shorting is green and everything they're longing is red. let's enjoy this moment before the SEC assfucks retail investors with (((regulations))).

[Anonymous No.26702486]

>>26702012
Yeah but huge gains to them are like 20-30$, wouldn't worry they play it up to be bigger than it is.

[Anonymous No.26702558]

>>26701272
based KTOV and SHIP hater. maybe when the market crashes we'll find the cheap pennystocks again.

[Anonymous No.26702652]

>>26698025
AAHHHHH