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26670141 No.26670141 [Reply] [Original]

We are open - GEAR UP FOR WAR. Short interest is up to 250% today (from 140% yesterday), that means our profit margins on the squeeze just doubled. How to defend from short attacks:

- Expect trading halts (we had 5 yesterday)
- Expect fud from checkmarks on twitter and CNBC
- Buy every fucking dip
- Place market orders instead of leverage trading
- Remove your stop loss so they can't take your stock
- Don't be a paper handed bitch, HODL = WIN

We're going to $1000 minimum today.

* HOW TO BUY GME STOCK *

For Americans: Robinhood
For Europeans: Etoro, Revault
For crypto /biz/: Currency.com has tokenized stocks (GME, AMC, etc). Ftx.com just added GME. LETS GOOO!!

>> No.26670222
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26670222

> THE S E C WONT LET ME BE
> OR LET ME BE ME, SO LET ME SEE
> THEY TRY TO ‘SHUT IT DOWN’ ON GME
> BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT B-I-Z
> SO, COME ON AND DIP, WE DONT GIVE A SHIT
> FUCK THAT! CUM ON THEIR LIPS AND SOME ON THE YIDS
> AND GET READY, CUZ THESE BAGS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
> THEY HAVENT EVEN SETTLED ALL THEIR SHORTS YET - FUCK YOU CITRON, REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26670230

>>26670141
FIRST FOR DER FUHRER

>> No.26670252

etoro trades mysteriously not working

>> No.26670265

WHY IS MY QUEUED MARKET ORDER FROM LAST NIGHT NOT GOING THROUGH WHY DON'T I SEE MY SHARES

>> No.26670320

>>26670141
FUCK I SOLD YESTERDAY WHEN IS MY TRADE GOING TO SETTLE SO I CAN BUY BACK IN

>> No.26670324

Trying to open an order at 300 but this shit isn't fucking working.

>> No.26670328

revolut not working

>> No.26670331
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26670331

I'M FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>> No.26670342

Schwab not working either. Wow

>> No.26670345
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26670345

Crash this market.

>> No.26670352

>>26670141
I placed an order to buy a share last night, when will it go through?
It says "placed" on robinhood. and "good all day"
Do I need to cancel it and rebuy or what?

>> No.26670353
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26670353

which way is it going

>> No.26670359

I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP
WE SPACE BOUND NOW

>> No.26670361

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

>> No.26670367

NOTHING IS GOING THROUGH

>> No.26670373

>put in too few moneys to get even a single stonk
aw fuck

>> No.26670398

>market opens
>revolut suddenly doesn't load

>> No.26670402

HEIL

>> No.26670403
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26670403

WHY ARENT MY ORDERS FILLING REEEEEEE

>> No.26670404

WTF is even a good buy price now

>> No.26670412

>>26670328
mine crashed too after 10 for $300

>> No.26670421

LETS GOOOO

>> No.26670419
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26670419

ENJOY THE CHAOS LADS

>> No.26670424

ROLLING FOR $1488

>> No.26670428

>>26670359
i bought the top
lol

>> No.26670429

lmao RBC is borderline crashing

>> No.26670431
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26670431

BRING ME MY MONEY MELVIN

>> No.26670435

mElViN cLoSeD tHeIr PoSiTiOn
iT's CrAsHiNg nOw
FUD niggers BTFO

>> No.26670449

Every broker and app dying???

>> No.26670451
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26670451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

LETS FUCKING GO LADS

>> No.26670456

this is a violation of my human rights

>> No.26670465

So newfag here, was that really the dip?

>> No.26670464

>>26670141
GME SQQQ MASTER RACE
GME SQQQ MASTER RACE
GME SQQQ MASTER RACE

>> No.26670470
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26670470

These fucking orders just won't go through

>> No.26670475

ITS BUY TIME BOYS

>> No.26670480

etoro ded? wtf is going on

>> No.26670489

SCHWAB LOCKED ME OUT
(THEY ARE STOPPING ME)

>> No.26670491

I bought after close last night on robinhood, and it's still hadn't gone through yet, how long after market opens do I have to wait

>> No.26670494

Hold the line boys! They’re giving it all they’ve got today! Today is OUR day!

>> No.26670495

Trading212 is fucked.

>> No.26670498

I PRESSED ORDER YOU STUPID KIKE GIVE ME MY SHARE

>> No.26670497
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26670497

THEY are literally doing everything in their power to stop us

Problem for them is I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>> No.26670502

>>26670141
WE NEED A STREAM OF MELVIN'S WINDOWS.
I WANNA FIND OUT IF JEWS CAN FLY.

>> No.26670503
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26670503

>that whale that just shorted GME
what a fucking retard; this might actually to go $1k+

>> No.26670508

Lads what could this feasibly go to? I was sceptical about 50 when I first got in, then 150. Now 1,000 is looking somewhat likely. What are you all aiming for?

>> No.26670505

>>26670451
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU PEKO

>> No.26670517

THIS IS NOT GOING TO HOLD TILL FRIDAY
SELL BROS SELL
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.26670527

TDAmeritrade is down

>> No.26670546

>>26670491
same here

>> No.26670548

My RH APP is fucked no idea if my buy went through, How can I confirm WTF

>> No.26670549

>>26670404
$300 is the ground beneath you. Take to the skies or die a pig

>> No.26670553

>>26670320
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIPE MY ASS WITH THOSE PAPER HANDS YOU BITCH

>> No.26670554

Revolut crashed

>> No.26670555

>>26670141
>>26670201
Tree fiddy in opening trade!

>> No.26670560

questrade is down. cohencidence?

>> No.26670562

>>26670435
Nice try melvin

>> No.26670563

Did it got halted already? It got stuck at 310 for me

>> No.26670564

I was able to buyed an under 300 dip.... I'm not gonna get fucked am i

>> No.26670568

degiro is broken

>> No.26670569

>>26670222
based

>> No.26670572
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26670572

I'M NOT EVEN SQUEEZING THAT HARD YET LEMON WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?

>> No.26670580

>>26670141
LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.26670585

>>26670508
Auditing the FED.

>> No.26670587

>>26670141
They targeted gamers...

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

>> No.26670590

WE HOLD AND WE WIN

>> No.26670591

ONLY 200K SHARES LEFT

>> No.26670595

>>26670141
DID THEY JUST HALT THE STOCK?

>> No.26670599

A HEDGE FONDS MANAGER JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW

>> No.26670608

LET ME IN 212 FUCK

>> No.26670614

TRADING 212 AUTOSOLD MY SHARES RIGHT AWAY AND I LOST MONEY
WTF

>> No.26670616

I CANT OPEN OR CLOSE ANY POSITIONS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.26670618

I could pull $700 out of my crypto and add that to the pile if I wanted.

It's chump change, but it's something.

Do I do it? Do I wait?

>> No.26670630

>>26670568
Same. Fuck this garbage.

>> No.26670633

>>26670517
MELVINIGGER YOU ARE GOING TO BE LICKING OUR BOOTS

>> No.26670627
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26670627

>Put in 3k on Robinhood on Monday when stock dips putting me in the negative and giving me a deficit so I can't buy more shit until the bank transfers on Friday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26670631

>>26670527
try mobile

>> No.26670632

So do I sell now?

>> No.26670637
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26670637

HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL

>> No.26670647

LOTS OF TWITTER REPORTS ABOUT ROBINHOOD, ETORO, TRADING212 MYSTERIOUSLY NOT WORKING

perhaps the influx of new users?

>> No.26670660
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>>26670141
WE'RE LIVE BOYS

>> No.26670659

WHAT'S WRONG MELVIN. ARE YOU AFRAID. NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>> No.26670665

lol had to re-login a 2nd time and can't place orders on etoro POG

>> No.26670666

include me in the inevitable vice news article

>> No.26670671

>>26670489
SS Edge still up for me. Can’t login or just place orders?

>> No.26670669
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26670669

>>26670502
> Pic related: Melvin's windows by the end of the week

>> No.26670687

>>26670630
hoes mad

>> No.26670695

It cancelled my order I made hours ago, went from Placed to Cancelled. Rebought but holy fuck. Robinhood btw

>> No.26670699

>>26670527
ITS HAPPENING
THEY ARE LOCKING OUT BUYERS TO DUMP THE PRICE
THEY ARE LOCKING OUT BUYERS TO DUMP THE PRICE

>> No.26670701

WHERE IS THE DIP

>> No.26670703

>>26670403
This, what the fuck is taking so long, I put money on GME and AMC, someone fucking sell to me!!!

>> No.26670710
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>>26670508
The suicide of every single hedge fund kike there is, the collapse of the global economy.

>> No.26670712

HOLD FAST
>HOLD FAST
HOLD FAST
>HOLD FAST
HOLD FAST
>HOLD FAST

>> No.26670717

Cunt e Toro does nothing when I go to click trade wtf am I doing wrong

>> No.26670721

DO NOT DISPARAGE YOUR BROTHERS WHO SELL
GRANT THEM THEIR REST
BUY AND HOLD
THE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>> No.26670726

Aww, if only you had a fibre optic cable directly hooked into the stock exchange. Bad luck, goys.

>> No.26670727

KEEP THE SQUEEZE AND THE ROCK WILL BLEED

>> No.26670729

Stuck at 310

>> No.26670732

>>26670141
Bread name needs to be changed from Pump* General. We are not a pump and dump forum, we’re discussing personal investments without making false claims.

Optics matter right now

>> No.26670738
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26670738

Any SEAbros here ? It's gonna be a long sleepless night

>> No.26670739

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkm8E8YVrJc

>> No.26670742

Buy offer rejected
Wat

>> No.26670746

BUY THEN PLACE A LIMIT SELL ORDER FOR $5,000 SO YOUR SHARES CANNOT BE BORROWED BY SHORT SELLERS

>> No.26670748
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26670748

Let's poo boys

>> No.26670750

i shoule've sold at 350

>> No.26670753

Who is Melvin holding money for? Who will get destroyed as a result of this? Some anon in a pasta said that a lot of banks, companies are connected to Melvin.

>> No.26670758

>order was rejected by the market
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.26670762

NO BROKER FUNCTIONING PROPERLY THIS IS THE WORK OF THE JEW, I CAN SMELL IT

>> No.26670771

>>26670618
do it

>> No.26670780

did GME open yet cuz i cant buy ffs

>> No.26670779

>>26670671
CAN'T LOG IN TO APPFU KFUCKFUCK I'M AT WORK CAN'T LOG ON DESKTOP

>> No.26670781

>>26670429
All crypto is down since people are shifting assets.

>> No.26670789
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26670789

Brehs, $1000 isnt even a meme anymore, I genuinely think it will go way past that. The squeeze hasn't even happened yet
>>26670632
FUCK NO, RETARD

>> No.26670788

>>26670647
>MYSTERIOUSLY
their servers probably cant handle all the newcomers

>> No.26670794

THEY ARE DDOSING EVERYTHING

>> No.26670791

Should I dump 200@$300!? 60k?!

>> No.26670792
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26670792

>>26670599
A CITRON JUST FLEW OVER MY CONDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26670795

I don't get it, why can't everyone just put their market sell orders at 10K or something and crash the financial system

is there no maximum to the amount of money melvin can pay?

>> No.26670806

just aped in to GME I don't want to get bogged give me some hopium lads

>> No.26670821

I DONT HAVE 200 FOR THE DEPOSIT, WHAT DO???

>> No.26670826

>>26670637
That's a pretty normal selloff. I don't think he knows what market manipulation is

>> No.26670831

>nordnet is completely frozen

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26670838

ITS NOT LETTING ME BUY AAAAAAA

>> No.26670839

>shut it down

>> No.26670850

>$351
>blink
>$321
>scroll a bit down this thread
>$375
lol

>> No.26670855

BUY BUY BUY HOLD TIL FRIDAY

>> No.26670861

top is 790, screencap this, my memelines never lie

>> No.26670862

>T212 down
>eToro down
>even Reddit down

absolutely based, this shit is going parabolic

>> No.26670870

WHY WON'T ROBINHOOD LET ME BUY OR SELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THE OPTIONS ORDERBOOK IS FROZEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26670881

>>26670701
THERE IS NO DIP! IT'S GOING STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

>> No.26670882

THE FIGHT IS AT 300 DOLLARS NOW
HOLD

>> No.26670891

I just got robinhood and had $100 buying power and bought GME. Then my market order was cancelled. Why?

>> No.26670892
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26670892

>>26670738
repoting in, got me a cuppa

>> No.26670893

>>26670508
THE BANKRUPTCY OF HEDGEFUNDS YOU DING DONG. THIS IS WAR AGAINST WALL STREET.

>> No.26670904

this thing might never stop
there is no reason to sell and no reason for it to drop in the next couple days
I mean wow

>> No.26670905

>>26670789
Well who cares if it hits $1000 if degiro won't even allow me to trade now.

>> No.26670908

>>26670222
Checked and based

>> No.26670910

>>26670795
theoretically infinite, but they'd never let it naturally reach that point
HOWEVER
autism

>> No.26670916
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26670916

>>26670710
Now this is the chaos I seek.

>> No.26670921

HOLD YOU RETARDS

>> No.26670925

>all services go down at the same time
We are getting Jewed aren’t we?

>> No.26670942

>>26670781
No I mean the brokerage

>> No.26670944

>XTB STILL NOT ACTIVATED
FUCKING NIGGER SHIT

>> No.26670950

LET ME BUY

>> No.26670952

etoro not working
Canceled the order, and now you can even open the trade window
Corrupt bastards

>> No.26670954
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26670954

SUB 300 ITS OVER MY LIFE SAAAVINGS

>> No.26670956

CAN'T BUY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>> No.26670958

212 literally crashing rn

>> No.26670959

>>26670791
Not now you retard

>> No.26670963

>>26670795
>I don't get it, why can't everyone just put their market sell orders at 10K or something and crash the financial system
That's what everyone is doing. If you have a limit sell order below $1k, you are doing this wrong.

>> No.26670968

BROKERS ARE DOWN. I REPEAT BROKERS ARE DOWN!!!!!

>> No.26670971

>>26670252
etoro is jewed as fuck

>> No.26670974
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26670974

Say my name, Melvin.

>> No.26670979

290 WAS THE DIP
HOPE YOU BOUGHT IT

>> No.26670984
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26670984

HALT my invincible stock

>> No.26670985

Fast buy the dip

>> No.26670989

AMERITRADE BROS WW@
AND WHY IS THIS FUCKING WEBSITE NOT SHOWING ME MY GME

>> No.26670991

>>26670821
Sorry bro, you get left behind
If you have Robin hood I think you can access $5k straight away with some gold membership trial or something

>> No.26670993

Robinhood browser mode is down. App is still up for now

>> No.26670996

>>26670141
I'm stuck on Wealthsimple in Canada and there is a 3 day "hold" on newly deposited funds before I can trade - WTF is there any way around this? The stock might be worth over $1000 by Friday.

>> No.26671007

The GameStop Short Squeeze Shows an Ugly Side of the Investing World
Mentioned: GME
By Gregory Zuckerman and Geoffrey Rogow

Andrew Left is no stranger to conflict when it comes to investing. He makes a living betting that companies will stumble, and he calls out executives by name.

Companies and their supporters fight back, but the criticism he normally gets is nothing compared with the venom spewed in recent days by stock traders who have come together online to drive up shares of an unlikely momentum stock, mall retailer GameStop Corp.

"It makes you feel vulnerable," Mr. Left, 50, founder of Citron Research, said in an interview. "We live in a world where we're all exposed and people don't understand boundaries."
>they are trying to make him out to be the victim. They are fucking furious!!

>> No.26671017

>>26670959
I meant put in that much to buy

>> No.26671024
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26671024

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671029

ROBINHOOD GIVE ME MY SHARES
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26671035
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26671035

https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0

>> No.26671037

WHEN DO I BUY LADS WHEN WILL IT DIP

>> No.26671055

SCHWAB ISN'T LETTING ME SELL

>> No.26671059
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26671059

CITRON AND MELVIN RENEGOTIATED THE SHORT CONTRACT. THEY COVER IN 7 DAYS NOW. CHECK THE FILINGS THEY FUCKING BOGGED US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26671070

HOLD RETARDS

>> No.26671071
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26671071

>all the small time broker app having issues
>markets being halted
>losing thousands because i can't trade

>> No.26671073
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26671073

THE DIP IS NOW, 300 IS THE LOW POINT GET IN NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
ALLLLL ABOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.26671076

We broke the internet yet 4chan is still up. Really makes you think.

>> No.26671085

HOLD

>> No.26671090

>>26671007
>"We live in a world where we're all exposed and people don't understand boundaries."
jesus
fucking
CHRIST

>> No.26671096

>>26671029
Thasts what Im saying

>> No.26671098

TRADING 212 CRASH
MY PENDING ORDER WAS STILL PENDING AT MARKET OPEN WTF??
WHAT NOW?

>> No.26671103

>>26670141
WHY WON'T IT LET ME BUY

>> No.26671104
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26671104

>>26670954
WE WILL RISE AGAIN, COWARD
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>> No.26671108

TDA IS DOWN
TDA IS DOWN
RH IS DOWN
BE ADVISED THEY'RE PULLING THE PLUG

>> No.26671110

>MARKETWATCH DOWN
>EVERY BROKER DOWN
>REDDIT DOWN
WE FUCKING DID IT

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26671114

>try to buy GME on schwab
>"This order cannot be accepted because the security symbol is not valid"
wtf bros

>> No.26671120

REEEEEEE FILL MY ORDERS

>> No.26671124

etrade wont let me fucking buy

>> No.26671126

BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS
BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS
BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS
BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS
BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS
BUY SHARES NOT OPTIONS

>> No.26671138

Kikes won lads. They recoiled and shut all the brokerage sites down

>> No.26671142
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26671142

Why is my GME call on Ameritrade not showing a price increase?

>> No.26671140

I GOT AMC BUT ROBINHOOD REJECTED MY BUU ORDER FOR GME AND I CAN'T BUY!!!

>> No.26671150

>>26670753
Melvin is fucking out they covered

>> No.26671153

AHHHHHHHH TRADING 212 HAS CRASHED 502 BAD GATEWAY FUCK

>> No.26671173

>>26671007
(((Zuckerman)))

>> No.26671176

IN FOR $10,000

I BELIEVE IN PHYSICAL MEDIA

>> No.26671180

none of my orders are filling. fuck robinhood

>> No.26671181

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.26671184

>>26670925
robinhood is crashing
the jewry is not going down easily

>> No.26671185
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26671185

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671188

>>26671142
Delayed

>> No.26671190

WHY ARENT MY ORDERS FILLING AAAAA

>> No.26671202

>>26671126
I CAN'T IT'S NOT PROCESSING THERE AREN'T ANY SHARES AVAILABLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26671204

DO I BUY NOW OR WAIT
DO I BUY OR WAIT

>> No.26671205
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26671205

HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL

>> No.26671220
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26671220

>>26670141
/tv/ tourist here,
Question, did smg really start getting into this stock since last year? There's even some that say smg was in it since 2019..
The only person who claims getting that early that is the reddit fucker with the 50k in calls now worth 40 mill USD.

Is this true? Can I trust smg more than sjw central?

>> No.26671221

>cryptos all plummeting as everyone moves their money to GME
lmao

>> No.26671222

>>26670508
1 share of GME = 1 oz of gold.

>> No.26671228
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>> No.26671224

>>26670141
Why are the Twitter mongrels lying and saying that Melvin closed his position? Dont they know we see through their trickery

>> No.26671225

LITERALLY MAKING HISTORY RIGHT NOW
WE WILL MEET IN VALHALLA BROTHERS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.26671227

>>26671114
THIS FUCKING SCHWAB


LEEET MMEEEEE IIIINNNN

>> No.26671229
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26671229

You couldn't buy? what a shame, we're looking into it

>> No.26671233

EUROBROS I HAVE DEGIRO CAN I PROCEED TO JOIN THE REBELLION OR SHOULD I USE ANOTHER SERVICE?

>> No.26671236

>>26671059
Qrd?

>> No.26671237

>>26670925
Webull has been rock solid all morning for me

>> No.26671239

>>26670141
TRADING212 DOWN
KIKES DDOSING

>> No.26671251

DO I JUMP IN AT 300???

>> No.26671253

>>26670353
Well all the banking apps broke and didn't buy so crabbing i guess.

>> No.26671256

WHAT WAS THATTTT

>> No.26671261

Exited at $310 at opening - bought in at $40 / share - got to support family and cant pass up the profits.

God speed the rest of you anons.

>> No.26671270

THOSE KIKES AT DEGIRO TURNED OF MARKET ORDERS. THIS SHIT IS LITERALLY UNUSABLE WITH THIS VOLATILITY.

>> No.26671272

Robihood is dead...

>> No.26671275

REEEE ETORO LET ME BUY

>> No.26671277

>>26670806
dont worry youre still early enough to 3x your money brother. the jews WILL buy our bags

>> No.26671284

SPACEBOUND
HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP

>> No.26671288

>>26671142
I bet you are delayed 20 minutes through Ameritrade. It's the same thing with me on Vanguard.

>> No.26671289

>>26671153
same with Robinhood, they are scared

>> No.26671291

fucking retards, this always happens. Give it some time

>> No.26671293

>>26671098
Everything crashed. Revolut, T212, Reddit. Literally. Everything. Just. Died.

>> No.26671294

HOLY FUCK EVERYTHING IS IN THE RED

>> No.26671296

my stonks just auto sold?

>> No.26671298
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26671298

>etrade is slow as shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671300

212 IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26670222

Checked and poempilled.

>> No.26671299

I think WSB is down brace for influx of users here

>> No.26671308

My limit orders are being rejected at 100k
They know

>> No.26671310

>>26671007
>muh poor poor wall street billionaire is getting bullied!
Really?

>> No.26671316

LETS GO

>> No.26671318

>>26670647
First time trader here..

Took me forever to get set up on Robinhood this morning.

I was up $350 in ten minutes.

Wish there wasn't a $1,000 limit on robinhood or id of dumped a few thousand more into it.

>> No.26671314

>>26671098
Mine was pending, bought last night before bed, now Robinhood won't let me buy.

>> No.26671321

>>26671007
>Zuckerman

>> No.26671325

>>26671188
For how long? I don't plan on selling but if I sell at the price now it should be at 30 grand

>> No.26671326

EVERY BROKER APP IS DOWN RIGHT NOW, WE'RE BEING JEWED.

HOLD THE LINE UNTIL THEYRE BACK UP

EVERY BROKER APP IS DOWN RIGHT NOW, WE'RE BEING JEWED.

HOLD THE LINE UNTIL THEYRE BACK UP
EVERY BROKER APP IS DOWN RIGHT NOW, WE'RE BEING JEWED.

HOLD THE LINE UNTIL THEYRE BACK UP

EVERY BROKER APP IS DOWN RIGHT NOW, WE'RE BEING JEWED.

HOLD THE LINE UNTIL THEYRE BACK UP

>> No.26671328

ROBINHOOD HOME PAGE FUCKED UP BUT MY ORDER WENT THROUGH LET'S FUCKING GO /BIZ/

>> No.26671330

LET ME IN LET ME IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I BOUGHT SO WHY DONT I HAVE SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26671331

>>26670882
No, sell so I can buy cheaply

>> No.26671332

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26671337

>from 288 to 323 in one minute
this is insane kek

>> No.26671339

>>26671251
if you believe it's going to $100 (it will)

>> No.26671347

>>26671073
avanza says my order is placed but it won't execute

>> No.26671353

FUCK. COULDNT BUY UNDER 300

>> No.26671361

>>26671073
We can't get in, the app won't let us trade.

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26671363

this shit is so fucking dumb honestly fuck reddit and fuck you all chainlink was supposed to break 28 by now but all you retards chasing money in a market you don't belong.

the aristocrats were right you're all better off enslaved

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26671372

no mercy lads

>> No.26671374

So is robinhood gonna execute my order sometime soon or?

>> No.26671376

>locking the sites that allow trading
Holy shit how kiked.

>> No.26671377

>>26671204
BUY BUY BUY, THE PRICE WILL ONLY GO UP WHEN THE SQUEEZE BEGINS FOR REAL

>> No.26671383

HOLD FAST, HOLD ON

>Nothing is a dream, yet in changing faster, it never seems to be here long...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SO8x_j-4Iw

>> No.26671391
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26671391

>MARKET CLOSED
WHAT NIGGER?

>> No.26671406

Sorry...out of the loop here, guys... Why is the squeeze on Friday? If I were short, why would I cover the short now? As well, those hedge funds are all electronic trading. Those shorts already covered as the price spiked. The amateurs are speculating without true knowledge of the short balance. The amateurs will likely be caught holding $250 shares in a $10 bankrupt company they can never recover from.

>> No.26671407

Why is my order on placed? WHERES MY SHARES

>> No.26671408

>>26671325
Use yahoo finance like every other sane person.

>> No.26671409

Questrade is down
Can't believe the leafs let me down

>> No.26671412

>>26671059
Theyre buying time but neets have all the time in the world

>> No.26671418

my order to buy stock in gme on robinhood was rejected lol wat?

>> No.26671419

AUTOSOLD MY SHARES AND TOOK MY MONEY

>> No.26671427

>>26670508
OCCUPY WALL STREET

>> No.26671439

>>26671037
NOW YOU RETARDED APE

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26671446

>>26671272
eToro is fucking dead

>> No.26671449

>>26670587
based.

>> No.26671453

ETORO IS FUCKED IT DOESNT WORK

>> No.26671454

>>26671035
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLni32ys0sQ

>> No.26671460

>>26671339
shut up melvin we're going above 500 today.

>> No.26671464

THIS IS THE CRITICAL POINT
THEY ARE SHAKING IN THAT PROUD STANCE OF THEIRS
HOLD
THE
LINE

>> No.26671466

>>26671261
Good job, fren.

>> No.26671467

>>26670587
Checked and saved.

>> No.26671472

>>26671293
It's just a controlled effort to shut it down.

>> No.26671478

BUY BUY BUY YOU RETARDS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.26671484

Stupid FOMO leaf here
RBC Direct Investing is literally dead in the water, am I being jewed?

>> No.26671485

ORDER FOR 8 just got confirmed FUCK MELVIN

>> No.26671490

I CANT BUY THEY JEWED ALL THE APPS
I CANT BUY
HELP LET ME IN
I WANTY TO BUY HIGH
LET ME IN
STOP BEING CLOSED

>> No.26671497

Schwab is down completely. You're fucked if you are trying to take any profits right now

>> No.26671498

>my limit sell didnt go through because broker froze
getting worried, accelerating my exit

>> No.26671503

>>26671460
I meant to say $1000

>> No.26671509

BURN DOWN WALL STREET

>> No.26671518

Im trying to buy but Ive only placed an order and it has been like that for 5 minutes. Wtf is this

>> No.26671519

WTF ROBINHOOD WENT DOWN

>> No.26671524

>>26671202
Thats bullshit its so volatile people have to be
moving in and out

>> No.26671533

WHY IS 212 DOWN

>> No.26671535

BRO WHY IS ROBINHOOD NOT BUYING REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26671537

holy fuck they're taking out every trading platform. can't access reddit either.

this is historic

>> No.26671544

>>26671228
This nigga took a pic of his screen lmaoo

>> No.26671546

>>26670502
lel

>> No.26671550

eToro just closed the market on GME

>> No.26671553

>>26671220
I came here with the corona dip last spring. People were definetly peddling GME back then. Wish I had listened.

>> No.26671555

Every site is down what kind of jewery is this??

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

>> No.26671558

>>26671007
"people don't understand boundaries" as he continues to short a stock at 260% short interest
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>> No.26671565

>>26671236
They're allowing only sell orders to fuck with the public, its coming out in systemic 10 minute bursts to fuck with the overall enthusiasm of the stock holders. Fucking cunts want to play rough, NOT FUCKING SELLING MY BAGS CUNTS!

>> No.26671587

>>26671453
This.

>> No.26671596

>>26671484
Questrade is having server issues too

>> No.26671601

>>26670141
traffic is crashing all the trading platforms, does this mean they can keep halting and doing short ladder attacks? then again it auto makes everyone hold..
still, annoyed i cant get in on any more but pleased i got in at 70

>> No.26671599

SCHWAB went down too

>> No.26671604

LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.26671614

They will halt soon, buy afterwards

>> No.26671620
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26671620

Robinhood did an "update" overnight (think Dominion Voting Systems) to fuck everything up today.

>> No.26671619

>>26671484
Yeah even accessing your bank account is down lmao

>> No.26671629

>>26670746
RH rejected my limit order for $7000. But then 2 min later let me set it to $11000

>> No.26671631
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26671631

>wallstreet irresponsibly inflating stocks in 2008? that's horrible, throw them all in jail
>reddit irresponsibly inflating stocks in 2021? based, get fucked kikes

>> No.26671637

OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>> No.26671638

>>26670141
HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY GME AS A CANADIAN

>> No.26671646
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>>26671406
>Those shorts already covered as the price spiked
How the fuck do they cover their shorts when they're 250% of the float and >300 dollars a share, lmao.

>> No.26671651

>>26671406
>Why is the squeeze on Friday?
Contract delivery is due Friday.

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26671658

>>26671236
WE'RE FUCKED

>> No.26671659

>Sites crashed so fucking hard paperhands can't sell
LMAO

>> No.26671666

>reddit down
holy mother of kek, based jews

>> No.26671669

>>26671220
yeah, there were a few anons who were shilling it during the middle of 2020. i dunno about 2019 though.

>> No.26671675

Lmao they had to force brokers to crash to win

>> No.26671676

shut eet down

>> No.26671679

>>26671261
grats on the gains
i'm staying in

>> No.26671699

IT'S CRASHING
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.26671709

CAN ANYONE DO ANYTHING ON ETORO?
or is it completely fucked?

>> No.26671713

this is absolute kino

>> No.26671716

>>26670141
anyone here made >$10k in profits? how much did you invest?

>> No.26671718
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26671718

WHEN DO I GET MY SHARE IS THIS GOOD OR BAD BROS

>> No.26671722
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26671722

HOLY FUCK WE CRASHED THE MARKET I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS POSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.26671728
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26671728

>buy orders still haven't gone through

>> No.26671733

>>26670508

1gme= 1btc

>> No.26671737

>>26671631
this but unironically

>> No.26671738
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26671738

why doesn't biz get any credit?

>> No.26671744

>>26671261
WE ARE YOUR FAMILY YOY SON OF A BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOING

>> No.26671747

KEEP BUYING. WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH

>> No.26671767
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26671767

what the fuck
>>26671620
mine doesn't load with my cookies. private window is fine. the fuck are they doing

>> No.26671762

lmao apparently Macy's (M) is also on some list of shorted stocks (35% interest right now) and it's pumping hard too. Only stocks in my portfolio pumping are GME and M.

Thanks guys.

>> No.26671771

>>26670141
>Remove your stop loss so they can't take your stock
Even if I've got it set to 10k per share?

>> No.26671774

>TRADING 212 DOWN
THEY'RE TRYING TO PULL THE PLUG

>> No.26671785

>>26671646
They’re not covered at all

>> No.26671799

>>26671619
I can access my chequing and TFSA but by investing account is literally gone

>> No.26671803
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26671803

PRAISE BE

>> No.26671801

>>26671716
8k USD

>> No.26671802

>>26671699
>shilling this poorly

>> No.26671811

JUST SIT AND HOLD TIGHT FAGETS
RIDE THEIR ASS LIKE IT'S A GODDAMN RODEO

>> No.26671808

>>26671007
>He makes a living betting that companies will stumble,
>"It makes you feel vulnerable,"
>"We live in a world where we're all exposed and people don't understand boundaries."
The nerve of this fucking pos

>> No.26671820

>>26671658
CHECK THE DAYS TO COVER FIGURE, WE GOTTA KEEP THE PUMP UP FOR A WEEK, WE'RE FUCKED BROS THEY RENEGOTIATED

>> No.26671826

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26671830

RBC is literally just locking me out of my account

>> No.26671833

FUCKING JEWS WONT LET ME BUY

>> No.26671836

>>26671738
Good right. Keeps this place clean from darkies

>> No.26671837
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26671837

>>26671631
Yes

>> No.26671838

>>26671699
NO YOU DUMB NIGGER

>> No.26671849

my buy won't go through on 212

>> No.26671850
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26671850

>>26670508
>What are you all aiming for?
I HAVE GUNS, I HAVE AMMO, AND I HAVE SILVER. I WILL EITHER GET RICH OFF THIS, OR WE CRASH THE SYSTEM AND I GO FULL HUMUNGUS

>> No.26671854

new/poorfag here. Should I place a market day order or an Immediate or Cancel Order? I can only afford to buy one share.
o/

>> No.26671857

It should come as no surprise that trading apps have conspired to make GME impossible to buy.
I bet you could buy just about any other stock, no problem.

>> No.26671859

They are trying to scare normies away only seasoned vets know how to deal here

>> No.26671862

I SOLD WHERE ARE MY SHARES I MADE 25,000 IN BUYING A NEW HARDWOOD FLOOR

>> No.26671868

Trading212 now working for me

>> No.26671873

>>26670141
I’m too nervous to get in now but watching from the sidelines and I’m genuinely happy for you frens.. make Wall St SEEETHE

>> No.26671874

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>> No.26671879

R/WSB IS DOWN ALERT!

>> No.26671880

holy shit (((they))) are going full berserk, all brokers are down AND reddit is also down

>> No.26671886

>>26671007
I'll hold till zero idgaf, fuck this guy

>> No.26671890

>Stocks dip
>Instantly gets bought
Holy shit. This is fucking insane.

>> No.26671906

>>26671718
Im in same boat dude, so are a lot of people, who the fuck knows?

>> No.26671916

Early market bought at $205 a share at 8am and it was pending.
Came back at 9:30 and it was rejected. Wtf Jews

>> No.26671922

>>26671799
I got that too, try the tab at the top that says direct investing

>> No.26671936
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26671936

>>26671637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

>> No.26671950

>your order was rejected
Well poop

>> No.26671951

>>26670141
How to buy gme options for UK?

>> No.26671958

>>26670449
kikes literally shut it down. kek

>> No.26671960

>>26671631
Yes.

>> No.26671967

I cannot log in on TD

>> No.26671969

New

>>26671848
>>26671848
>>26671848

>> No.26671972
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26671972

JUST BOUGHT MORE AAAAHHH

>> No.26671971

>AVANZA SWEDEN
MY ORDER WENT THROUGH HOLY SHIT

>> No.26671975

>>26671631
>short more than double the amount of shares available
mUh rEdDIt

>> No.26671979

>BUY ORDER CANCELLED
WTF

>> No.26671983

GET IN AT 320 OR WAIT

>> No.26671997

>Your order has been cancelled
by fucking who?

>> No.26672000

BOUGHT GME AT 293 FAGGOTS

>> No.26672008

>>26671638
You can on Wealthsimple but there's 3 business days waiting period on your initial deposit

>> No.26672013

>>26671620
i just got in at 40 shares. Yes 12 grand, i do not care these cunts will double it by friday. This is for 08 you stupid fucking yids.

>> No.26672017

>>26671007
"I'm just trying to get rich by making other people's companies fail, why don't people like and respect me?"

>> No.26672019

>>26671820
This. What the fuck happened?

>> No.26672020

>>26671738
We don't want the credit moron.
>>26671535
>>26671519
Jews are going to beat you at your own game. Just like election night.

>> No.26672026

I put in an order hours ago, will I get the amount of stocks it was valued at hours ago, or do I get the current value? Because my order didn't go through when market opened, everything just crashed

>> No.26672036

How many trades can i place per day on RH? I heard theres a limit around 5ish

>> No.26672038
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26672038

>>26671718
MY ORDER JUST WENT THROUGH, JUST KEEP THE FAITH AND FUCK THE HEEBS

>> No.26672037

ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY ETORO PLS I HAVE TO BUY

>> No.26672043

>>26671716
Made 10k with 5k

>> No.26672046
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26672046

>>26671631
get fucked kikes

>> No.26672047

>>26670222
nice

>> No.26672051

they cancelled my buy orders twice but I eventually got 75 share through lel

>> No.26672052

>>26671472
jewish ddos

>> No.26672057

>>26672000
LUCKY AF

>> No.26672060

>>26671906
Just got my share, hope you get yours bro, and good luck to us all

>> No.26672083
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26672083

HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL

>> No.26672106

>>26670429
no its not

>> No.26672120

WHY CAN I ONLY PLACE AN ORDER???

>> No.26672121

WSB down

>> No.26672124

Robinhood telling me all my orders were rejected

>> No.26672125

>crashing reddit
>crashing all sites
Blatant jewry

>> No.26672127

>>26670141
>remove your stop loss
b-but I just want to double my my investment in a few d-days with very low risk...

>> No.26672138

why is Amc stock at zero bros

>> No.26672158
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26672158

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING EVERY BROKER IS DOWN I REPEAT EVERY BROKER IS DOWN

>> No.26672185

>>26671971
SAME BRO, PRAISE BE

>> No.26672191

>>26670491
Sign up for the 30 day trial of gold, you’ll get margin options. Use that until your buys go through. That’s what I did.

>> No.26672203

>>26671718
>A third of a fucking GME share
Who would’ve thought that in 2021 people would be buying fractions of GameStop shares?

>> No.26672204

>>26670614
did you have a stop loss? if so you got stop hunted and liquidated like a little bunny rabbit bitch. DONT SET A STOP LOSS.

>> No.26672206

AIGHT NIGGERS. I GOT 4 GME. SOMEHOW I GOT 4. I ONLY HAD MONEY FOR 2 BUT MY BANK BOUGHT 4 FOR ME INSTEAD.. IM UP 100 % WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS . THIS IS AMAZINGGG:.. FUCK JEWS I HOPE YOU ALL GET A NEW HOLOCAUST. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.26672227

WTF IS HAPPENING

>> No.26672230

>>26672124
Keep trying, I got an order rejection then my next attempt succeeded after a couple of minutes of waiting.

>> No.26672243

Who will win?
>a bunch of jews studying economics and playing crypto and manipulating stonks while goyim waste their lives on crypto to get even the most basic scraps
or
>a bunch of retarded autists who know nothing and decide to meme a stock

>> No.26672250

my buy order just filled and i already made a 50% gain lel

>> No.26672257

I'm completely retarded.
I want to get in on this (for fun) but have never traded shit in my life. I have a CFD account - how do I buy into GME with it (Australian exchange(?)) and is a CFD significantly different from what everyone else is doing?

>> No.26672273

REMEMBER, 1K IS THE BARE MINIMUM. WE DECIDE THE PRICE.
1K EOW POSSIBLE. 2K EOW POSSIBLE. 5K EOW??? POSSIBLE

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLDHOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.26672281
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26672281

>>26671227
JUST KEEP TRYING BROS
THE AUTISM WORKS
IT WENT THROUGH
AAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.26672294

>>26671874
Wtf are you talking about? this is completely legal. fuck off boomer

>> No.26672299

Lots of money on the line.
Theyll try every trick in the book.
HOLD

>> No.26672303

>>26672038
MY ORDER STILL HASN'T COME

>> No.26672308

>>26672138
it's halted, probs some artifact dont worry

>> No.26672324

>>26670141
212 IS DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.26672326

>>26671738
we don't want the exposure

>>26671631
Yes, this is one of few times that reddit hasn't been cringe

>> No.26672340

> try to buy $300 worth
> stakes logs me out
> takes fucking forever to log me back in
> try again
> the order goes through
> greedy
> sell $500 worth of crypto to put into GME right now
> your withdrawal will be processed within the next business day
hanging myself

>> No.26672335

>>26670587
thanks for the throwback

>> No.26672353

FUCKIN limp dick BROKERS Break every time the market gets volatile. FFS seriously annoying

>> No.26672367
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26672367

>>26672243
Did poor little anon miss out again?

>> No.26672385

hold fast gentlemen, stand sure. God is on our side

>> No.26672399

>>26670631
Locked on mobile too

>> No.26672423

>>26672158
Traderepublic seems to be fine

>> No.26672462

THE KIKES ARE SCARED AS FUCK. DIAMOND HANDS NIGGERS HOLD

>> No.26672478

IF YOU EVER HAD PAPER HANDS BEFORE: NOW IS NOT THE TIME. WE ARE FACING SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER HAPPEND BEFORE AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. WE WILL HOLD AND WE WILL FUCK THE JEWS JUST FUCK HOLD PAPER HANDS >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>> No.26672480

>>26672399
just bought some retard, keep trying keep buying

>> No.26672492

>>26672057
>Buying GME at $293 is somehow lucky
Fucking kek

>> No.26672513

>>26672367
Yes. I'm very sad about it.

>> No.26672521
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26672521

>gme short squeeze
>Hedge faggots flee to amc
>Bloodhound autists follow them
Lmfaoooo

>> No.26672529

>>26672385
Based

>> No.26672551

I'm a newfag.
I just put in money and then money = big right?

>> No.26672565

>>26671220

I got in at 12 in October. Up 75k from 3k

>> No.26672570

>>26671205
HODLBROS WYA

>> No.26672610

RH says I don't have any cash deposited. Shit's all broken.

>> No.26672624
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26672624

That was fun, thanks.

>> No.26672631

>>26670742
buy in again markets are just opening so shit is fucked it just happened to me

>> No.26672671

My buy order at 320 isnt even filled yet

>> No.26672680

>>26672551
JUST YOU FUCKING HOLD. JUST HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>> No.26672685
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26672685

PIECE OF SHIT WEALTHSIMPLE CAN'T FCKING BUY IT THEY WONT UPDATE THE PRICES

>> No.26672690

we need to spread word about suing etoro, robinhood and such, so that they have to open the fucking market again

>> No.26672722

>>26672000
SAME LETS GO

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>>26671808
Oy vey stop goyim we don't like feeling uncomfortable!

>> No.26672737

>>26672353
Finally. Leaf broker let me buy. Averaged up at 300.

>> No.26672745

bunch of autists breaking the market.
best timeline

>> No.26672751
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26672751

In @ 293 i hope you are right /biz, let's hodl

>> No.26672753

GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD
GME TO 600 EOD
>GME TO 600 EOD

>> No.26672780

HOLD boys. We crabbed for a couple hours after market open yesterday just like this before the moon mission really took off. If all shorts were covered the stock would be dropping. They are desperate to shake us all out. Just HODL.

>> No.26672789

The whole Revoult (banking app) is down, not just the trading section. This is hughmongus

>> No.26672788
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26672788

The only ones who can buy GME is Wall Street right now, and it's still not working.
They're fucked when the trading platforms open back up lmao

>> No.26672798

WHY IS IT CRABBING AT 300 BROS

>> No.26672811

>>26670779
Damn that sucks, happened to me yesterday but it was because of the fiber line mysteriously cut in Brooklyn. Knocked Schwab off for a couple of hours midday.

>> No.26672815

>trading212 down
Automatic Diamond Hands

>> No.26672866

>>26672570
reporting in with my laughable 3 shares

>> No.26672883

>>26672798
nobody can buy anything

>> No.26672933

>>26672624
HOLD U FUCKING RETARD

DONT LET THE SHORT SELLING JEWS WIN

>> No.26672938

>>26671220
I really laughed at GME . i said if it got below 13 dollars i would buy. next time i check its 40 dollars thinking its mooned and i missed it. i got in at 250 an i dont give a fuck. Grats to the big brains who can see the future and knows everything. But now i hold.. FUCK THE JEWS: WE GOT EM BY THE BALLS.

>> No.26672943

So it is confirmed that they are crashing all brokers so nobody can trade?

>> No.26672947

TDA reporting in with 5 shares at 290

Measly earnings gang

>> No.26672957

KIKES DDOSING ALL BROKERS

>> No.26672964
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26672964

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26672992

Euro here. Can access reddit and marketwatch.
>((they)) are blocking you

>> No.26673023

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS!

>> No.26673029
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26673029

GME TO $2000 WHEN????

>> No.26673028

GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF GME DOWN TO 269 WTF

>> No.26673030

>>26672883
ITS CRASHING NO WHY DID I PUT A HUNDRED BUCKS INTO THIS IM SO RETARDED

>> No.26673036

WTF AMD
I WILL NOT BE DETERRED

>> No.26673040

>>26670141
How do I check status of a stop loss order on Fidelity? Just looking to confirm I don't have one on my GME

>> No.26673060

I CANNOT BUY SO I MUST SCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26673082

>>26672798
the kikes are literally taking down every single trading website, keep holding they cannot do this forever

>> No.26673084

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.26673087

>>26672815
does trading 212 eve have gme?