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26639997 No.26639997 [Reply] [Original]

The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

>> No.26640061

1. That's stupid
2. Never selling
3. I encourage everyone reading this to go all in on GME immediately

>> No.26640104
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26640104

>This is what you want?
Who's asking?

>> No.26640133
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26640133

Gamestop Crypto [GFi]
GME asset tokenization
Oracle-synced synthetic stock

Announcements soon
Uniswap listing soon
t (dot) me/degenbets

>> No.26640156

Retail also represents real people. Everyone represents a real person. Someone's gain is someone else's loss. The immeasurable damage caused has happened since time immemorial, always has and always will. So how is this any different?

At least the big bois are being taken down.

>> No.26640168

>>26640133
jesus christ...

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26640259

>>26640061
based

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>>26640104

>> No.26640333

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 10 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to stop in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock and refund the last week's worth of trades. Do it tomorrow Biden

>> No.26640385

>>26640333
>pensions
>in 2021
Nice larp.

>> No.26640389

>>26640333
Holy Digits of Boomer Bust.
Enjoy your dog food, loser!

>> No.26640446

>>26639997
HAHAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU CORPORATE FAGGOT

>> No.26640534

>>26640333
If your employer relied on a hedge fund to finance its retirement benefits then it got what it fucking deserves.

>> No.26640589

>>26640333

get fucked lol

>> No.26640608

>>26640333
They expect one of us in the wreckage.

>> No.26640609

>>26640333
Haha

>> No.26640648

>>26640608
The fire rises

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26640671

>>26639997
Never selling is someone that i am

>> No.26640675

>>26639997
>These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money,
Sounds like they really aren't qualified for the job

>> No.26640705

>>26640608
Kek

>> No.26640713

>>26639997
bullish for GME

>> No.26640719

>>26639997
basically all I just read: goys stop you can’t tables the turn on the joos it’s only okay to fuck over the working class when the country club bros do it, cmon goys stop being mean to the billionaires

>> No.26640731

>>26639997
fuck you

>> No.26640735

>>26639997
Holy shit ill invest even more if thats the case

>> No.26640751

>>26639997
(((They))) are panicking
Point and laugh

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>>26640333
Hahah you deserve it kike.

Buying more gme now

>> No.26640789

>>26640333
Shouldve bought LINK, boomer

>> No.26640814

>>26640333
Guess we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket

Supporting wall street is supporting an enemy of the people
Full stop

>> No.26640819

>>26640333
wow this just inspired me to buy in another 100 shares at the morning dip

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>>26639997
To quote myself javascript:quote('305272681');

I think this is all fucking hilarious and all I can say to whomever these Mad Lads may be..........Accelerate! Crash this fucking clown world, with no survivors

>> No.26640873

>>26640333
>The government needs to stop in and bail them out.
>Tax dollars being used to bail out corporations
You’d like that wouldn’t you?

>> No.26640880

>>26639997
reminder to buy GME, you'll get free money and more importantly you'll get to fuck ((them))

>> No.26640898

>>26640735
Based.
>>26639997
Fuck up people who deserve it. They put their money to a flawed kiked fund. They thrived on retarded schemes of capitalism and never cared about anything, so they lose all. It takes absolute nihilism of chan people to take them down so be it.

>> No.26640901

>>26640333
Runjabi just sent me a letter yesterday and he said that investment is up 200%. Yes you heard right, 200%. My friend if you want to have this, trust Runjabi and send your money. Runjabi says in letter that he has made big money with GameStop Company in USA.

>> No.26640902

>>26640333
Ok boomer.

>> No.26640913

>>26640864
>>305272681

Oops fuck me kek

>> No.26640917

>>26640333
>entire country's retirement policy is based around a feelings based casino internet poker app
It gets more retarded the more you zoom out.

>> No.26640923

>>26639997
Get fucked, Jew.

>> No.26640963

>>26640789
You can shut your damn mouth about link. It's a scamcoin that you assholes convince me to get into at fucking $2.02. My portfolio looks like SHIT because of LINK. FUCK YOU. I am never going to financially recover from the this

>> No.26640968

>>26640333
>Waaaagh! Waaagh!
top kek

>> No.26640978

>>26639997

>WAAAAH WE CANNOT PUNISH ASSHOLES RISKING OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY BECAUSE IT MAY FORCE THEM TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS

>THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO JUST LET THESE PRICKS DO WHATEVER THEY WANT FOREVER

Suck a dick, you're all a bunch of glorified gamblers and it's time the world sees it

>> No.26641062

good i hope dave ramsey goes bankrupt

>> No.26641389

>>26641062
Dave ramsey. Like Ramseys the 8th or some shit. Fuck that egytian pharoh fuck

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>>26639997
The main clients of fedge funds are extremely wealthy people. The same people who fight tooth and nail against anything that helps the middle and lower classes. This is retribution, they are lucky we havent called for their heads.

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>>26639997
>is this what you want?

>> No.26641665
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It's either you or me

and way I see it

might as well be you

>> No.26641692

>>26639997
Good

>Buy BB long

>> No.26641740

>>26639997
>Hedge funds represent REAL people.

I believe that GameStop also represents, empoys and serves real people. Yet the short-sellers wanted to drive GameStop down into bankruptcy and then non-existence.

When I short other companies' stocks, I don't expect anyone to shed tears for me if I lose. Shorting is not exactly "an investment". It's a bet against.

>> No.26641767

>>26639997
OH NO NO NO NO YOU CANT EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE KIKES WHO STOLE YOUR FATHER RETIREMENT!!

>> No.26641784

>>26639997
Eat shit and DIE

>> No.26641866

>>26639997
OP is stupid. Did you know, these institutions only invest rich people's money? It's just the same people we are fucking with.

>> No.26641879

>>26640333
Hahahahah eat shit bitch!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

>> No.26641895
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26641895

>>26641767
>OH NO NO NO NO YOU CANT EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE KIKES WHO Destroyed western civilization while pretending to be on your side!!

>> No.26641914

>>26639997
Jew here.
two things

1)its a dirty steryotype to think there arent sons of bitches of all backgrounds in wall street. Yes were a bit overrepresented there but were much more overrepresented in nobel prizes and you dont focus on that, that being said:

2) DONT SELL GAMESTOP, HOLD IT , BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, FUCK WALLSTREET FUCK IT ROYALLY, FUCK IT UP TO THE MOON GME AT 1500 BY THE END OF THE MONTH

>> No.26641943

>>26640333
holy fuck lmao

>> No.26641945

>>26641914
Based

>> No.26641962

so lets say i made hundreds of thousands off GME on robinhood and then i sell the stock. Who exactly buys it? this free money seems sketchy

>> No.26641986

>>26639997
>real people

more like real idiots, not my fault you entrusted your money to jews

>> No.26641994

>>26640333
get a government bail out faggot

>> No.26641998

>>26640333
>Joe Biden
>awake enough to do anything

>> No.26642020
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>>26641767
gosh, you're so clueless you deserve to be poor

>> No.26642036

>>26639997

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee
Talkin' to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, "John, go do my will!"

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down

>> No.26642045

>>26640333
chekt and rekt

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>>26640333

>> No.26642086

>>26640333
>HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable.
if you cared about workers right youd be a communist, if youre not youre playing the game and can always lose. Dont like it? dont play or become a communist, but dont pretend like you ever gave a shit about poor people, you shat on the face of poor moms crying because they couldnt feed their children and now its payback time, you deserve the worse and youre gonna get it

>> No.26642103

>>26641914
>Yes were a bit overrepresented there
That means your ilk is overwhelmingly represented in the scumbag arena, for Jews are such a small minority

"Bad apples" for other groups are tiny percentages of their demographic

>> No.26642309 [DELETED] 

>>26639997
>Is this what you really want

Yes, death to the United States of America, and praise Jesus Christ

>> No.26642360

>>26639997
It's time for boomers to end

>> No.26642389

>>26642103
there's a really simple and boring explanation for that actually. Until the XIX century jews were forbidden to engage in liberal professions without converting, they were literally forbidden to be doctors, lawyers or whatever, so any jew who wanted to amount to anything only choice was to trade. They also needed to pay a special fee to exist in any city. So basically they were forced to pay to exist, and they were forbidden all lucrative professions except one, go figure why they tended to favour it.

Big capitalists are scumbags, no matter their ethnic background, most of my family is either humanities researchers or engineers, with one carpenter and one career soldier, no traders.

but i know how succesful this will be in convincing anyone.

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>>26640333
>>26640608

>> No.26642487

>>26640333
Diaf

>> No.26642538

The real question is amc still worth jumping in on? I hesitated last week and already missed the x2

>> No.26642561

>>26640333
Why are you ok with your employer empowering vulture capitalists that make money off of destroying people's livelihoods? Rank hypocrisy much? Enjoy your Walmart greeting

>> No.26642599

>>26639997
That’s exactly what I want

>> No.26642652

>>26640333
Don't worry, if you're under 40 you wouldn't get to retire anyway, and if you're older than 40 you don't deserve to retire.

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>>26639997
I'm pretty excited guys, I'll be able to pay off my college debt a year early thanks to this. Planning to go in another $1000 tomorrow and hopefully I'll make enough to pay off my car too.

>> No.26642748

>>26640333
>pension
Your kind made sure that companies never had pensions and that we had no social security from the government. Get fucked you dumb Boomer.

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>>26640061
I only have $6,000 to my name. I'm dumping $4,200 into it. I would dump more, but I can't do any more transactions until tomorrow and by then it'll be so high I'd be better off just dumping into AMC.

>> No.26642786

>>26641962
The hedge fund needs to rebuy 140% of the total stock of GME. They have sold stock that they owe to other people.

>> No.26642799

>>26640333
get fucked

>> No.26642806

>>26642752
Careful, if this makes the market crash AMC and BB will be worth nothing

>> No.26643020

I just gave this description of the situation to a clueless normie, let me know if its accurate:

Here's the deal, there's something called shorting, which means selling more of something you dont have in the hopes youll get more of this later. Its kinda slimy but common.

A very powerful hedgefund did this with gamespot stock. Being the stocks of basically blockbuster after the dvd was invented and them being an ultra powerful wall street titan it didnt even ocur to them there was any danger in shorting, whatever the case they could buy more of those shitty stocks.

thing is once they promised those stocks to others in a contract they are FORCED to produce them, Some anons in internet figured out what was happening because this is really public information and they coordinated a massive buy, so that started driving the price up.

So did the hedgefund bought them out? nah, they went all "ahh these retards are buying worthless stock to piss with us, im not gonna buy 8 dollar stock for 11, ill wait for it to drop and fuck them.

The problem is people kept buying, so long story short, it was at 11 a month ago. It was at 105 yesterday when i bought, it was at 122 today when i checked and it closed at 155. (By the way, i put in 10.000 and have already made around 5000 will probably hold a bit more)

The thing is, the contract in which this hedgefund shorted is due on friday. That means that when that day comes, they are forced to buy a shitton of stock at whatever the price or go bankrupt.

But thats not the end, this fund was slated to go bankrupt when stocks hit 50, but they are backed by another bigger fund, and that fund has insurance, and that insurance has insurance, and that chain eventually reaches to the us goverment.

So basically its a debt that has to be paid and is dependant on the price of the stock, which is dependant on the amount of people who are interested in doubling their money.

>> No.26643059

>>26642806
I'm going to dump $4,200 into this, and $400 into AMC. I'm double dipping on the hype trains, and honestly in this wacky clown world that's what you need to do if you want to make a profit. I fear having to work until I die. This could be the big jump I need to rocket off out of poverty.

>> No.26643144

>>26643059
Until friday is free 2-5x basically. From friday on its a reasonable risk at 100 to infinity x

>> No.26643167

>>26643020
Man that's awesome, drop the mask and the charade in the middle of everything

>> No.26643179

>>26643144
I plan on selling all but one on Friday and then keeping a single stock afterwards as a high risk high reward sacrifice.

>> No.26643185

>>26640333
have you tried pulling yourself up by your boootstraps?

>> No.26643249

"average joes" don't have to worry about exceeding the basic 250k FDIC insurance limit lol, I think they'll be fine.

>> No.26643263

>>26640333
cope and seethe

>> No.26643274

>>26643179
well if theres a chance at 1000x then 100 dollars is a reasonable amoutn to risk. imagine that

>> No.26643335

Leaf here, what's the best place/way to buy GME?

>> No.26643346

Based bloodless revolution that makes us all filthy rich

>> No.26643397

I don't know anything about economics, can someone explain how this GameStop thing works? Can it crash the stock market? If so, what amount of lulz can I expect?

>> No.26643418

>>26643397


>>26643020

>> No.26643429
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>>26643059
No way I'm selling at 1k, there is a huge wall there, but if we break through: the fucking moon is ours.

>> No.26643446

>>26643418
Thanks.

>> No.26643502

>>26639997
>I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away.
Good, I want this to happen.
Maybe when people have suffered enough they will fix the problem.
The beatings will continue until you WAKE UP.

>> No.26643519

>>26639997
The average Joe will be fine. Only a few billionaires will lose their shirts over this.

>> No.26643620

>>26639997
Hedge funds can’t take less than one billion in funding from a single entity. They are high risk operators and there’s no ordinary people money in them. Why do you lie deliberately?

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>>26643429
I'd risk it, but unfortunately out of the $4,200 I managed to put onto my account $1,000 of it is from friends and family that want me to carry them to financial success. They're all poor and dumb, so I have to play it safe for them.

>> No.26643695

>>26640333
Why do everybody on this board fucking lie all the time I don’t understand.

>> No.26643718

>>26639997
the truly poor, aka under 250k in bank are safe. You're preaching to the wrong choir here.

>> No.26643727

>>26643020
Truly this is the david and Goliath of our times

>> No.26643736

>>26643695
This pasta was posted on /pol/ earlier, I know because i have multiple boards open simultaneously

>> No.26643738

>>26640333
post pic

>> No.26643798

I don't fucking care, my job got the axe a year ago at the start of the pandemic and I've been unemployed ever since. Fuck them

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>>26639997
>average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away
That's on the fucking banks, bucko.
>This is what you want?
Yes, holy shit. People need to fucking understand that money isn't fucking real, and that a small number of human beings has built an entire system predicated on the LIE that it actually is, because reasons. If that system collapses, who do you think they are going after, the retards on wsb who made some dough kicking at one weird wooden beam out of the way, or the retards on Wall Street who built the entire goddamn house around that fucking beam? If you think it's the former, you don't fucking know anything about Americans, or humans in general.

To paraphrase Utah Philips, "Our civilization is not dying; It is being murdered, and those who are murdering it have names and addresses."

Blowout soon, motherfucker. I'll be watching those Average Joes skin you alive for making it all possible from my fucking moon-condo.

>> No.26643844

>>26643643
>I'm putting 4k in but I have to take it all out because 1k of it is my families.
You sound like a cuck that cant do math.
Take their portion out if you are scared. Use it to buy the dip.

>> No.26643882

>>26640333
sorry, thanks for the tendies today tho

>> No.26643883

>>26643824
>If you think it's the former, you don't fucking know anything about Americans
to be fair americans will go buy fried chicken and forget anything has happened.

Stil, its morally correct to fuck the banks as much as possible

>> No.26643932

>>26640273
Is this the logo of Bas3D Holdings?

>> No.26643936

what are you guys gonna do wtih your profits?, im up 5000 for now , that's gonna be at least one hell of a gaming computer

>> No.26643943

>>26643736
Epic 4chan moment

>> No.26643977

now that i think of it, could this move so much money out of the hands of greedy fucks that dont spend it towards the hands of people who actualyl need it to cause measurable inflation? that would be hilarious

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>>26641914
>FUCK WALLSTREET FUCK IT ROYALLY, FUCK IT UP TO THE MOON
BASED JEWPOSTER

SEE YOU ON THE MOON, SPACE COWBOY!

>> No.26644009

>>26643936
>consooming video games
Ngmi, take your profits and roll into AMC at open

>> No.26644032

>>26639997
I don't care if I lose 400 dollars. Its worth it. Eat shit economy of a fake country. Kunts going down. God doesn't like the synagogue of satan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYfJckSEN0

>> No.26644122

>>26644009
hey the gaming machine is gonna run 2 grand tops, that means 3 grnad to reinvest, and thats only with what i made so far, im up 50%, im confident ill get at least a 2x by friday

>>26644001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

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>>26640333

>> No.26644250

>>26643844
I said I'm taking out the 1k that my family threw in, not everything. It's their money, not mine, and if they want to sell before the price wall then that's their choice. I'm personally going to try risking it all.

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>>26639997

>> No.26644290

>>26640534
how the fuck do you think pensions work?

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>>26644122
Honestly bro, I know it's not 'da joos' or anything. Rather, it's a Sabbatean/Frankist cult that has taken advantage of an extremely oppressed people. You aight, hwyte boi. Convince any other lower-class, honest Jews to buy GME, and let's stick it to the Sabbatean bastards.

>> No.26644344

>>26639997
then all speculators might jump on the BOND train

>> No.26644353

I have 50k to invest (all my crypto tendies).

How much should I invest and what split between GME and AMC?

>> No.26644373

>>26639997
They didn't have BATTLETOADS IN STOCK

>> No.26644380

>>26639997
Shouldn't have given your money to a Jew, desu.
https://access.yjp.org/events/hedge_fund_leaders_dinner_2019_11_13

>> No.26644400

>>26642752
Be careful man

>> No.26644412

>>26640608
Kek

>> No.26644419

>>26644265
nigga even id find it funny if i got 1upd by an internet meme trend trying to artificially prop up blockbusters stock to fuck with me, id certainly laugh my ass off before killing myself

>>26644353
100 into GME, guaranteed doubling or tripling. Your moving your house a couple of neighbourhood towards the nice area and/or adding a couple of rooms.


>>26644314
>'da joos'
never has been. Lots of shitty jews tough, just as lots of shitty everythings, nothing i can do about that

>> No.26644434

It is the hedgefund that fucked over people's money of they are dumb enough to let their money be managed by them. Not our fault.

>> No.26644447

>>26640671
Based. Pic added to my extensive Sneed folder. Didn’t have this one, thanks.

>> No.26644465

>>26644265
YoU wouLdEnT DoWnLoAd a CaR

>> No.26644467

>>26644353
probably 80 on amc 20 on gme

>> No.26644485

>>26640608
That's one daring bet internet, to inflate the price of the stocks i shorted. I wonder what would happen if i called your bluff?

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>>26640133
Pajeet Scam

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>>26644373

They're saving copies for their friends. You need to ask for 'Combat Amphbiens' and they'll get you a copy.

Odds: GME
Evens: AMC
Dubs: Half Life 3 confirmed and GME
Trips: I post a picture of my timestamped penis and AMC.

>> No.26644539

>>26639997
Reading this made me literally laugh

>> No.26644541

>>26640333
Next time choose money management that doesn't take crazy risks with your cash. These guys are educated. They know that shorting has an infinite amount of potential loss.

>> No.26644543

>>26639997
Lmao this has to be a joke, right? Only institutional investors can invest in hedge funds.

>> No.26644553

>>26644434
besides, people dont invest in hedgefunds thinking "ohhh, im a nice honest working american and i hope this money goes to help hard working americans get their dreams and the industry thrive because were all one race the human race"

no, they think " HA I HAVE IT MADE, FREE MONEY I BEAT THE SYSTEM NOW I DONT HAVE TO WORK LIKE THESE FUCKERS IM GONNA BE RICH AND YOURE GONNA BE POOR YOULL WIPE MY ASS WHEN IM OLDER HAHAHAHAH"

so it serves them right

>> No.26644574

I have an old Vanguard account I set up years ago but forget the info.

Can you transfer from Coinbase directly to a Vanguard account?

I could recover my Vanguard account then transfer my crypto and invest it all in GME, anyone know about how long the process should take? Trying to get it in ASAP

>> No.26644585

>>26640333
The number of people who took this bait is hilarious

>> No.26644660

>>26640333
No shit eh? Fucking boomers, monies mine now

>> No.26644680
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26644680

Buy at open or after first dip?

What do, senpaitachi?

>> No.26644725

>>26644541
>They know that shorting has an infinite amount of potential loss.
Its exposing the main problem with the banking system. Any sane person would go, hey so, after this were making shorting illegal, right? RIGHT???
but the thing is, the whole system is based on shorting not stocks but constant us dollars in retarded amounts, they lend money they dont have like not 2-5x, they lend up to 1000 times the money they dont have and they dont have a limit or accountability for this. Worse thing that happens they have to wait a bit for a bailout and they can cash in with interests.

So these guys can literally do this:

Hey, here's one hundred million dollars that i dont have, i write that i gave them to you, you now owe me one hundred million dollars plus interests.

And once they turn that non money into yes money, after the literal vast amount of money in existence goes to their pocket they are free to do it again, and if someone cant pay then the state collects more taxes to pay for them.

its retarded and it must be put to evidence. if it doenst crash then at least it will be interesting to see the consequences

>> No.26644764

>>26644680
there's not gonna be a dip, each moment you wait you lose money

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>>26640333
>working
You deserve it all and more.

>> No.26644880

>>26639997
THIS IS IT BOYS

THIS IS HOW WE TAKE BACK THE WEALTH THE BOOMERS UNDESERVEDLY HOARD FROM US

>> No.26644978

>>26644880
boomer go boom

>> No.26645017

Lads I can’t find GME on cashapp at all. AMC is there. Did they hide GameStop?

>> No.26645042

>>26640333
Get fucked.

>> No.26645043

>>26644880
AAAHHHHH I STILL NEED TO BUY A SHARE

I DON'T GET PAID TILL MONDAY THOUGH

>> No.26645116

>>26645043
take a loan, do whatever you can, this is once in a millenium opportunity, 0 risk tripling or quintuplicating of whatever amount you put in. and if you want to risk a bit you can get to 1000x

>> No.26645175

>>26645116
ARE WE SELLING THE SHARES ON MONDAY OR WHAT

>> No.26645212

>>26644764
So should I just buy right at open? Hell, should I put in an automatic order so it automatically buys at open regardless of cost?? Should I sell on Friday or say fuck it and keep going?

>> No.26645235

>>26639997
Good. I hope you hook nosed cunts jump off a bridge.

>> No.26645278

>>26640333
Too bad moshie, learn to code

>> No.26645292

>>26639997
Good, fuck you.

>> No.26645344

>>26645175
no, the dudes who are responsible for this are over at reddit and they already took out their initial investment and are riding the rest into the dirt, never selling. 4chan and /biz had nothing to do with this. Have a good night officer.

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>>26640333
>Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital

>> No.26645366
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>>26639997
Everyone meme the idea of Tesla building a GameStop electric car. This will propel the shot show into the stratosphere.

>> No.26645387

>>26645235
and get good footage.

>> No.26645391

HR just sent the entire company a very somber email. Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital. We've lost everything and it looks like nothing is recoverable. I just lost 7 years of retirement savings. Hedge funds hurt the people that use them like normal employee pension plans. The government needs to step in and bail them out. SEC must investigate and prevent collusion like this. Halt the stock, refund the last week's worth of trades and force the terrorists on "biz" and Reddit to pay emotional damages.

I know you guys think you are hurting the Jews but you are just hurting normal middle class people like me.

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>>26645344
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
I just wish we could hold it for longer than Monday so I can buy some shares

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IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!

>> No.26645476

>>26645212
yes, buy as much as you can as early as you can

>>26645212
>>26645175
selling on friday is a guaranteed 2 to 5x multiplication of your initial capital if you buy tomorrow, basically riskless unless the goverment literally ends capitalism. Taking it after friday is a bit of a risk but the potential reward is so high no one knows. On paper it could be anything. if enough people buy 100x 1000x 10.000x.
What few people understand is that they have created a paper that increases in value based on how many people would like to receive free money, and the limit to that value is the amount of money in the federal reserve.

i havent decided yet what im gonna do , but ill probably leave a bit in.

let me rephrase

if you leave 100 dollars in theres a significant chacne of having 100.000 in a couple of months.

you risk a cheap cellphone and earn a house

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>>26641914
>were much more overrepresented in nobel prizes and you dont focus on that, that being said:
he's a kike alright

>> No.26645513

The gainz you people are going to make is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their trading accounts only to find out all of their portfolia are worth 1000x because they gambled. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about how much youre gonna make, let that sink in. Gainz represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

>> No.26645576

>>26640719
THIS.

>> No.26645609

>>26639997
That’s fuckin based. I hope they become homeless and this helps kick off the civil war.

>> No.26645763

Someone explain to me why this is guaranteed money?

>> No.26645803

i'm lost.

how is one game store chain going to crash anything?

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>>26645476
>if you leave 100 dollars in theres a significant chacne of having 100.000 in a couple of months.
>you risk a cheap cellphone and earn a house
Fuck it. I'm straight up asking people for money now

>> No.26645884

>>26643643
All in on LINK

>> No.26645889

>>26645397
>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
is this some form of internet tourettes?

>> No.26646020

>>26643936
This is easily the worst time to get into gaming PCs, scalpers are hording parts

>> No.26646098

>>26644265
All these niggers getting mad at plebbit and not the hedge fund kikes getting greedy need to be killed

>> No.26646118

>>26645763
+1

>> No.26646200

>>26645476
Fair enough. Is there any risk to keep it after Friday though? Like could a mass sell on Friday drive it back down to $20 a share? Can I only stand to gain if I keep it after Friday?

>> No.26646269

>>26644290
>how the fuck do you think pensions work?
Dude, no pension portfolio consists of going all in into a single managed fund. Anyone that does this or thinks this is common is retarded. Most pension funds consist of like 40% government bonds, 30% equity and the rest in various assets. Most of the equity is passive funds that track indexes, not gambling hedgefunds.

>> No.26646331

>>26645476
Yeah, sure, like nothing will happen when the whales start selling. It's a scam just like most shit on this board. Some will get lucky, gain some and be smart to get out before it gets ugly. But there's always gonna be losers when someone win big, and who are the losers gonna be? Probably the people most desperate after that "easy x5". Maybe there's a big player losing from this, but there will also be big players winning here as everywhere else. So you're still supporting the rich when buying into this stock.

>>26645763
It's not, these shits want to make money out of you. If someone is telling you something's guaranteed, they are scamming you.

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>>26644265
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' FAIRY DUST MANIPULATORINOS

>> No.26646399

>>26645763
just read the goddamn threads

>> No.26646436

>>26645476
>tfw can't start buying until at least thursday because i only registered to a web broker today
This shit is gonna be like 300 a share...

>> No.26646442

>>26639997
They can blame themselves for letting a hedgefund that shorts manage it.

EVERY trader knows that with shorting their MAXIMUM concievable income is what the stock is currently worth and their maximum possible loss is infinite.

>> No.26646504 [DELETED] 

>>26645476
i might sell most of it, and do like you and maybe keep like $100 in. i don't know yet though. so far i put $300 in which i feel is like baby money compared to what i could be putting in if i was feeling like taking more of a risk.

>> No.26646519

>>26646200
>Is there any risk
theres always risk my man. Youre being offered a quick easy 5x and you still have doubts.

ITs like being aproached by the hotest girl in the club, she asks you back to her place to have sex with her but you demand payment and assurance the experience will be good.

Life is risk, lots of things can happen. but it basically boils down to this:

pre friday: virtually riskless 2x-5x
post friday: relatively risky infinity x

>>26646331
>So you're still supporting the rich when buying into this stock.
who the fuck cares, if you invest for any other reason than to earn money youre extremely out of touch with reality.

>> No.26646562

>>26646399
I did, Im new and I don't understand. Can you ELI5?

>> No.26646577

>>26639997
>Along the way, BUILD utilises the investment banking model, which, in its essence, is a process of creating assets, gearing them up, and then flipping them into a fund or setting them as income-generating business systems, all this while taking fees along the way at each step. BUILD heavily focuses on integrating each asset/product with each other to boost productive yield and revenues. For example, BUILD’s OTC Market may be integrated with Metric Exchange to connect the liquidity pools with the trading traffic. The net result – pure synergy that benefits each party involved, acting in a self-reinforcing manner.

>> No.26646583

>>26646436
i started today, but robinhood gives you like $1000 of your money to use right away and a 30 day free trial to their gold program.

>> No.26646658

>>26646583
I didn't get that with rh, it says it'll take 3 days to settle my first deposit. Signed up with my bank broker and it says 2 days.

>> No.26646731

>>26639997
>>26640333
GO HOME MELVIN

>> No.26646736

>>26640061
what is this?
can someone redpill me on the commotion?
"the damage you people are going to cause"? what is this crying about?
anyway looks good for shorting this shit. set up like a prime shorting opportunity.

>> No.26646795

Coordinated market manipulation is a not a game and each and every one of you will be issued a subpoena after this shithole website is taken down. You think you’re “anonymous”?

Don’t mess with that which you do not fully understand. You do realize everyone’s IP here is logged, right? Don’t even get me started on how much information Reddit retains..

Enjoy the view from the inside of your jail cell

>> No.26646866

>>26646658
weird i deposited $300 then bought $300 worth of gme and went through.

>> No.26646868

>>26646795
(((You)))

>> No.26646873

>>26642389
Sounds like they should've just converted, or was letting their rabbi's suck bloody baby dicks something they just couldn't bear to live without?

>> No.26646877
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26646877

>>26640061
Based

>> No.26646887

>>26640333
i am not paying the for the stupidity of a company or some hedgefund or YOU or anyone else.
the only thing I am prepared to contribute taxes to is our healthcare. anything else is out of question.

>> No.26647047

>>26639997
Get
BTFO

>> No.26647111

>>26640333
>>26645391
Hey retard, you or one of your shill friends already posted your fake ass copypasta. Middle class people don't have money in hedgefunds, you're a fucking liar and so are your conspirators.

>> No.26647191

>>26646795
I don't know what you're talking about. I found Gamestop stocks going up all on my own and invested by myself.

>> No.26647195

>>26640333
Get fucked Boomer

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>>26639997
glowie fuck

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>>26640061
Checked, fpbp
OP is either a poorfag leftist, or a kike.
Either way, fuck him!

>> No.26647253

>>26639997
>only to find out all of their funds
Here's your you:

1. Bank accounts are FDIC insured up to $250k.
2. Retail banks (or the retail banking arms of megabanks) are not backing hedge funds.

>> No.26647278

>>26646562
Kys

>> No.26647323

>>26647111
holy fuck we are truly in midst of bot invasion

>> No.26647415
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>>26640333
observed

>> No.26647462

>>26646519
All right anon. I just moved some money around and bought 2 shares. Let's see how it plays out.

>> No.26647562

Imagine someone whinging to the kikes about the damage they are causing to western civilization. Thanks bought another 100k

>> No.26647630

>>26647278

Why? Its not clear to me at all why this is a guaranteed payout on Friday.

>> No.26647649

>>26640333
Time to jew your kinds more, not us, goyim

>> No.26647746

Imagine if boomer hedge funds shorted tesla and got btfo.

>> No.26647747

>>26642036
It's backslider, not backbiter.

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>>26639997

>> No.26647853
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26647853

> our economy
god's peed, retards

>> No.26647950

>>26644764
>>26645212
There is probably gonna be a dip at some point

>> No.26648008

>>26646795
I like the stock

>> No.26648009

>>26647853
Oh no! Not the (((economy)))!

>> No.26648128

>>26639997
Ähm fuck boomers?

>> No.26648322

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l5nphz/gme_yolo_update_jan_26_2021/
Imagine being this guy.
How the fuck is he still holding

>> No.26648491

>>26648322
A lot of people will buy in tomorrow. Maybe will continue for a while. Still insane.

>> No.26648530

>>26642036
Moby's music is literally the music of death.

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>>26639997
NOOO!!! MUH FUNDURINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

>> No.26648775

>>26642752
I don't know about $4,200 anon. If it were me I'd go about $1500 to $2000 max. You need something to fall back on in case

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>>26639997
Uhmm if the Economy is Broken, just fix it?

>> No.26649423

This is making me more confident in my belief that the free market and capitalism CAN protect/regulate itself and fuck over dishonest jewry. Like, how the fuck do commie planned economy models even begin to do something like this?
Still, I fear that so long as the kikes have printers it will all be for naught.

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26649594

Sorry for mushy shit, but I owe everyone here so much, thank you all.
I'm still holding, but I was in debt due to bailing out my father from jail two years ago, at negative 30,000 USD.

I considered suicide many times, this not only saved my life, but the lives of my siblings too since we're at risk of homelessness.
I bought at 24, the most I can lose is really 24 now and have gained so fucking much.

;_;
Thank you everyone.

>> No.26649789

>>26649594
blessed hope porn, good luck anon

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>>26640061
Not all in but I want a dog in the fight. Buying and don't give a fuck if I lose.

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>>26639997
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to suck my dick, shit was cash. People will lose their homes, peoples mortgages and investments will be jacked of like anime. Honestly, has any of you ever gotten any pussy? There is a loser on every trade and they are fat, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a captain of the footbal team and starter of the basketball team? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “straight A's” and “faggots who should kill themselves” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and this is even worse than jerking of to pictures on facebook.

>> No.26650085

>>26639997
People should wake up then and start asking questions about their money and what is being done with it.

Most people have no clue about finance and deserve nothing, they can eat the bankers and we can enjoy from the sidelines

>> No.26650095

>>26649894
Ya know anon i feel exactly the same and always wondered why the fuck in movies characters were so willing to risk their lives in a battle against their enemy, and hey this is not my life, only money - but i think i get it. I am pumped. the implications are fuckign massive (dont know if i already posted in this thread but fuck it here it is again)

>>26601477

>> No.26650301

shut the fuck up goldburg, this is our market now

>> No.26650326

Jokes on you, I'm out that scam
dont think such systems can give you anything except cheap trash
I better will listen to my bro and take part in cascade on base protocol
rank1 market volume on uniswap exchange and top rewards among other systems for last months

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>>26639997

They voted for Joe Biden.

They chose death.

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>>26639997
> OY VEY GOYIM YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP IT IT'S ANODA SHOAH YOU WHITE MALE NAZI MAGA CHUD LOSER VIRGINS BASEMENT DWELLERS KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE BLACK LIVES MATTER YOU ANTISEMITIC RACIST SEXIST TRANSPHOBIC WHITE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

>> No.26650849

There's an honor code to investing and all these trolls think they get to waltz in and rip it all up. Please leave investing to the professionals, this artificial squeeze is disgusting and immoral.

>> No.26650990

is the code in the talmud?

>> No.26650993

>>26639997
the more the merrier. we literally cant lose and your kids will want to kill you for not putting money into this. we make a lot of money or destroy the kike machine or both. eat my ass

>> No.26650994

>>26650849
LMAOOO what a piece of shit bot post written by a tranny.

Reminder anons we are under psyop attack

>> No.26651048

Have we started the fire?

>> No.26651132

>>26650849
Die mad

>> No.26651135

>>26644447
>my extensive Sneed folder
can you please upload it somewhere?

>> No.26651137

>>26643020
forced to buy 13 apples when there's only 10
this is not possible. its a bug in the system, they fucked up.

>> No.26651185

>>26650849
squeeze deez nutz

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>>26640333

>> No.26651233

I have 2 AMC $4 calls expiring 1/29 and 1 BB $20 call expiring 1/29. Should I exercise them or just cash out?

>> No.26651254

>>26639997
Watch this and GFY op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4&feature=emb_logo

>> No.26651291

>>26651137
It's quite brilliant really, if you short you borrow the shares from someone and then sell them, at some point you got to buy them back to return your loan. But now if everyone you sold to is not selling then you're fucked. In principle with perfect coordination you could just never ever sell and force the price to infinity.

>> No.26651322

>>26639997

GameStop CURRENTLY employs 14000 REAL PEOPLE. These hedgefund niggers had no problem putting them out of work.

>> No.26651497

Best site to buy this shit if ausfag techlet retard??

>> No.26651512

>>26639997
>muh kikes
>muh boomers

Should have hedged in crypto 10 years ago...

>> No.26651514
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26651514

/a/ here sorry to intrude.

I have been thinking about investing for a long time so I started lurking. I feel like I'm in the midsts of a happening here. I've been looking all day but everyone is so excited I can't find a QRD.

Can someone that's followed this from the state explain what is going on to a non-/biz/ fag like me? I see you fags making passive income and I see my boomer parents doing it to. I want in. I know I've missed the boat on this stock because it was $14 FUCKING DOLLARS just a little while ago. Tell me wtf is going on so I can hop in early in the future. I want to remain a NEET forever bros and I think I have enough money to do it.

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>>26639997
>let that sink in

>> No.26651573

>>26640333
You talked me into it. Buying shares in the morning.

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>>26639997
Jokes on you, my savings is under $100,000.00 and FDIC still exists.

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>>26644764
>Tfw etoro doesn't let me buy gme stonks

>> No.26651798

>>26639997
Stocks are 100% in a bubble, Tesla, gamestop, and pretty much all FAANG stocks are overvalued.

>> No.26651855

>>26651514
buy call options for a small company. Make sure to get a call option that is so far out of the money it literally costs you dollars or even pennies. Hope you get lucky. Profit.

>> No.26651905

>>26651512
How many of you fags got in really early? I know a bunch of people did. I was mining at one point but I've lost access to the coins. They weren't worth shit and the ones I did use got spent on the markets.

How many of you are just perma-NEET and rich on the down low off crypto? It can't be just a meme I've followed it long enough to know some people got really rich. How the fuck do you get it back out? Doesn't the Government take like 50% when you try to convert to USD? Has anyone been able to buy land with crypto yet?

I know I'm late to the game. I just want a modest $2,000 a week passive income. How much cash should I expect to put up to sustain that? How do I not get fucked over with fees? I'll check the pastebin but a QRD would be helpful. I'm going into my savings too much over COVID.

>> No.26651912

>>26651798
Sold my TSLA and Bitcoin last week and my GME last night.
All these greedy fags will be crying soon.

>> No.26651969

>>26651905
>How many of you are just perma-NEET and rich on the down low off crypto?

Loast my job last year due to Covid. Took my savings and put them into crypto and stocks. Now im making more then i was working.
Fuck ever doing that again.

>> No.26652074

>>26651905
Sorry, I know
>lurk moar
I just wrote off the stock market for years but now I want to beat the kike at their own game. It just seems like fun. I don't want to get fucked.

Please explain wtf is up with the GameSpot stock. I don't follow social media and I haven't lurked /biz/ much.

>> No.26652095
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I will not sell my GME until I am offered entire states as the price

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>>26644447
>collector of rare sneeds
you're gonna make it, anon

>> No.26652272

>>26651798

High frequency trading robots are happy to pick up any and all slack.

>> No.26652314

>>26649996
Jump off a bridge kike

>> No.26652318

>>26646269
Shush you're ruining the larp and our 19 year old NEETs don't know this

>> No.26652397

>>26639997
I can smell your cold jew sweat from hear.

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>>26641914
>were much more overrepresented in nobel prizes
Grad student golems working for peanuts will be the next to overthrow their tenured tiny hat masters.

>> No.26652614

WHY DID I SELL AT $24 WHEN IF I HAD WAITED 4 FUCKING WEEKS I'D HAVE $25000

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26652662

>>26652614
Because you are a paper hand faggot.

>> No.26652745

>Melvin Jews over short GME
>plebbit notices and try to melt up
>richer Jews work out they can float cash to Melvin jews to either buy out a failure to deliver or extend a contract before buying out a failure to deliver all the while taking and selling positions along the way to plebbit idiots
We are witnessing the greatest rug pull of all time and you cunts are too dumb to realise.

>> No.26652831

>>26641914
6 million? That definitely is quite an overrepresentation.

>> No.26652942

>>26639997
fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck jannies

>> No.26652973

>>26640333
Learn to code

>> No.26653229

Okay I lurked more. I got $2,000 I can gamble on this shit. If I get in when the market opens when should I be looking to get back out? Sell on Thursday or hold til Friday? I don't want to get fucked.

Please explain what's going on. Why is it a huge risk after Friday?

>> No.26653345

>>26641914
Based.

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>>26641914

>> No.26654040

>>26640608
Keko

>> No.26654139

what's the name of the hedge fund? Can I short on their fund?

>> No.26654518

>>26654139
citron and no they bankrupted kek

>> No.26654751

>>26653229
Sell now. See this.
>>26652745
Everyone is getting rug pulled.

>> No.26654900

>>26640333
Why is this hedge fund illegallly naked shorting? Get bent. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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>>26643695
>why would anyone lie on the internet

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>>26640333
checked and saved, thank you.

>> No.26655282

>>26654751
Bro it’s sending me crazy people don’t see this. I fully support the initial attempt to fuck hedgies but they pivoted and are going to not only destroy everyone who got in and hasn’t sold out but they are going to kill any future attempts to hold shorts to account.
t. Ec SAC Ex GS partner

>> No.26655419

So how do we know Friday is the magical day? Is there a copy of the contract somewhere I can read to verify?

>> No.26656373

>>26651855
Good place to scout for a company like that? What kind of news do you guys read?

>> No.26656705

>>26655282
Please explain in more detail anon. Why is it a bad idea? Everyone keeps saying this shit is a sure thing but I skeptical. I really want to put in $2k just to see what it does for the day but if some kike is going to end up with it I'd rather not.

Who is this guy everyone is talking about that has been holding to stock for ages? I keep seeing references to it but I have no idea about reddit shit. Is it true he's up like $50million? What got this going in the first place?

I understand wanting to put Gamespot out of business that part I get. But why is this particular stock such a big deal right now?

>> No.26656764

>>26655419
the squeeze happened two hours ago, melvin closed their positions, price is already in freefall you've been memed by a bunch of guys in discord

>> No.26656827

>>26639997
> hedge fund
> doesn't even hedge

>> No.26656894

>>26640333
This is bullshit, screenshot or LARP

>> No.26656957

>>26640333
looks good on you stupid fucking boomer for falling for the oldest scam in your book

>> No.26656974

>>26640333
>Our pensions were all managed by Melvin Capital
Pensions don't invest in super risky hedge funds. Nice try, though.

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>>26640608
based as fuck comment

>> No.26657010

>>26651291
its less of a "man this is genius" and more of a "this kind of kikery literally only works because the lawmakers are in cahoots with the wallstreet jews" kind of thing.
like why would this shit be allowed under any circumstances

>> No.26657058

Oh look! It's a jew! HI JEW! It's nice to meet you! I haven't met one before in person coming from New Zealand. What's it like being a jew?

>> No.26657231

yo OP hedge funds represent real assholes, not people.

They fucked us, the normal people over so many times, its uncountable.
We come from the gutter, we cant lose nothing because we never had anything.
Thats why we hate you, hedge funds and people paying into hedge funds.

>> No.26657327

MUSE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL

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>>26640608

>> No.26657602

>>26651254
This was a good watch, I had no idea about the inner workings of any of this shit but this guy explained it nicely.

>> No.26657757

>>26639997
>This is what you want?
Yes

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>>26639997

>> No.26657849

>>26640333
>pensions
What's a pension?

>> No.26657976

>>26656705
The current market cap of GME is way beyond any liability’s.

>> No.26658063

>>26643020
Just link them to Louis Rossman's youtube channel. He made a few vidoes which are very concise summaries as the situation unfolded.

>> No.26658094

>>26639997
>you made me kill him because you pissed me off
Go drink lighter fluid kike.

>> No.26658387

>>26650095
Based

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>>26639997
>The damage you people are going to cause is immeasurable. I'm talking average joe's all over the country logging into their bank accounts only to find out all of their funds are gone because the banks gambled them away. This is what you want? These hedge funds lost billions of OTHER peoples money, they never get personally effected by this sort of ordeal. Think about who you're really fucking over, let that sink in. Hedge funds represent REAL people. It's not all just made up numbers on a screen.

>> No.26660299

>>26640333
Buy an AR15 and shoot up your office, in minecraft of course