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I buyed one game stop stonk at the store today. How can I profit from this? Please hold my hand I'm used to spending my allowance on shitcoins.

>> No.26633151

>>26633015
You bought a ticket to a show. You get to watch kikes go bankrupt.

>> No.26633300

Depends how big your balls are. If you have tiny feminine balls, you will sell your share on Friday for $1000 and buy a video game with your winnings. If you have average balls, you will wait and see what biz is saying come Monday. More than a couple of posters are planning on holding for weeks, but their testicles are clearly much larger than mine. I'm holding until half these fuckers are bankrupt at the very least. The market must punish them for their greed.

>> No.26633403

>>26633015
I created a robinhood account just last night to cash in on this trend. I'm poor so I could only afford a couple of shares this morning and I'm probably going to go ahead and buy a third one tomorrow.

Didn't spend more than I could afford to lose and if all goes as planned I'll get 3000 dollars by the end of this week for doing absolutely nothing aside clicking a few buttons. Don't know what I'll do with that money, might cash it out and treat myself bigly or might throw it at the next meme stock.

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>>26633015
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST TAKE MY RENT MONEY I GET A PAYCHECK TOMMORROW BUYING MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FAGGOTS BETTER BE RIIIIIGHT