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26629188 No.26629188 [Reply] [Original]

It's the Golden Bull lads. GME is the first of many, crypto has lost and will crab for the next three years while stocks go to infinity. Stop fucking around and make some actual wealth.

Buy GME
Buy AMC
Buy FUSE
Buy PLTR

Simple as.

>> No.26629551
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26629551

>>26629188
I wanna fuck her throat

>> No.26629616
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26629616

WOAH!. BOOBA DA BOOBA DE BOOBAS!

>> No.26629658

>>26629188
how many gme to impregnate her?

>> No.26629660

>>26629188
go back, simple as.

>> No.26629879

That’s a male

>> No.26630003

>>26629188
Not selling bitcoin for your funny money. This coordination is obvious

>> No.26630041

>>26630003
based

>> No.26630227

>>26629188
She’s at least 18. Fucking Christ
>tfw 27 this year
Fuck my life

>> No.26630290

>>26629551
i want to lick her feet

>> No.26630317

>>26629188
based and checked

>> No.26630642
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26630642

>>26629188
I want to lick from her cunny to her neck. and sniff her hair.

>> No.26630723

>>26629551
Probably can if you're black

>> No.26630743

>>26629551
>her
anon, i . . .

>> No.26630759
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26630759

>>26630227
I am literally 27, and everyone I see in here is 27. What's the meaning of this?

>> No.26630872

>>26630759
>responds to id ending in 27

>> No.26631287

>>26630759
I’m also 27

>> No.26631295
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26631295

>>26630872
27 backwards,

>> No.26631399

27fag checking in

>> No.26631419

>>26631287
im 27+2, now check the numbers

>> No.26631444

>>26631287
>>26631295
post made at 27 minutes...

>> No.26631474

>>26631295
N O
O

>> No.26631556

>>26631287
same

>> No.26631557

>>26630759
What? I'm 37

>> No.26631567

thanks anons I'm schizophrenic now

>> No.26631655

What about bed bath and beyond?

>> No.26631845
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26631845

>>26630759
1993 gang wya?
>tryin' to not fucking die from poverty and loneliness rn

>> No.26631934

>>26630759
27 is when Saturn is at the same position in the sky as when you were born, or something. I dunno it's been a while since I browsed /x/.
Also I'm 27 too.

>> No.26631981

>>26629188
ill share a 2min maid video of her for 50 xrp

rGNoP8ATjYrM9qTW3kjQnMe2HQZQQnukVt

>> No.26631983

>>26631845
10 year grad reunion coming up, can't wait to see how little everyone has progressed and how pregnant all the single mothers are.

>> No.26632214

>>26631983
I'm not going. Like you, I already know who will be there and what to expect. I'll probably go for the 20th.

>> No.26632294

>>26631295
How’s it being 27 bro. 26 yr old here and feel like i missed my shot at life

>> No.26632407
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26632407

>>26630759
I'm OP and I'm literally 27 too what in the fuck

>> No.26632464

>>26630759
im 22 : )

>> No.26632521

>>26632407
fuck
I'M OP and I'm literally 27
>WHAT IN THE FUCK

>> No.26632563

>>26629188
BUILT FOR BTC

>> No.26633018

>>26630759
I'm 26

>>26632294
You're retarded if you think that. What do you want out of life? Most desires are actually making you less happy.

>> No.26633074

>>26632563
Ok, I laughed

>> No.26633150

>>26631845
Build a tiny house, live cheap.

>> No.26633196

>>26630227
I’m 28 and my gf is 20. What’s the issue?

>> No.26633843

>>26633196
This. There should be a minimum 10 year age gap for all relationships

>> No.26634166

>>26631557
>ID: GME
Checked and gamestopped

>> No.26634262

>>26631983
lmao why the fuck would you go to shit like this

>> No.26634352

>>26629188
If you guys really wanna see some degen trading, look into the OTC (pink sheets) and buy some $KAVL. it closed at $1.30 today and they just applied for a nasdaq listing. So they have to run the price up to $3-$4 or do a R/S which the way it's been trading the past weeks, it's easily going to hit the numbers. They're in the vape market just like $RLX which just shot up to $29 after the IPO and $KAVL has the same projected sales numbers that RLX had.

>> No.26634451

>>26630227
30

>> No.26634509

>>26631557
checked.
GME

>> No.26634557
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26634557

>>26631444
checked

>> No.26634630
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26634630

>>26629188
Guys, who fuck her throat?

>> No.26634632

>>26630759
I'm turning 27 this year. Bros...

>> No.26634801

>>26630227
Please dont say the LORDS name in vain

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26634802

so did the GME thing start from /biz/ and float up to plebbit or was it always plebbit?

>> No.26634808

>>26632464
>mfw 22 gang
turning 23 in 5 months. Can't stop thinking how I might have already thrown away my best years.

>> No.26635037

>>26630759
Wait, I'm also 27. No joke.

>> No.26635297

>>26633196
How did you meet her?

>> No.26635509

>>26634808
if it's any consolation I feel the exact same way, it's probably a very common feeling

>> No.26635567
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26635567

>>26633150
I pay $350 a month for a 90sqft room on the second floor of a house that has a cracked foundation (4 degree tilt) with two other roommates. I'm in grad school making less than minimum wage. No gf because I can't bring a girl over because my roommate screams and yells at fortnite all night. pic related, what have I done?

>> No.26635602

>>26629188
WALLSTREET WILL IMPLODE IN MARCH

>> No.26635633

>>26633196
what do her parents think

>> No.26635679

>>26633196
when you were 18 she was 10... O_O

>> No.26635696

>>26634808
don't worry you've got a couple more good years to throw away

>> No.26636909

>>26635679
based!

>> No.26637231

>>26634802
no, burry

>> No.26637277

>>26630227
so? and that's stopping you?

>> No.26637351

>>26629551
I want her to vomit straight down my esophagus.

>> No.26637370

>>26635679
he probably wasn't dating her back then, retard.

>> No.26637531

>>26629188
Guess where those GME profits are going? Normie crypto. Actually gonna add to me btc and eth attacks even though I've avoided those of late because this is where redditfags at gonna put their gains.

Might buy some funkopops to sell to them too

>> No.26637755

>>26629188
op stop posting this chick she is very average

>> No.26637992

>>26630759
I just came here to look at OP, but I'm also 27.

>> No.26638281

I'm OP and I buy out at the same price I bought in

>> No.26638332

>>26629551
I want to kiss her body she is so beautifal

>> No.26638371

>>26629188
I swear I know someone who is the exact post-wall version of this.

>> No.26638470

>>26630759

Uuh i'm also 27, everyone from 93 trying to save themselves from eternal wage cuckery

>> No.26638552

>>26635567
I regretted gradschool but my degree was worthless. I wanted my dream job in acedemia so bad. I got it but I'm only part time and make no money. Again, make a tiny house.

>> No.26638676
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26638676

>>26630759

I'm 27 and was attacked in the street in broad daylight by a knife weilding psychopath (escaped unharmed) on January 27th of last year so I had my eyes on that number all day too

>> No.26638723

>>26638552
I am kind of happy, but the debt is enormous. Good thing IBR exists and college debt is actually deceptively very fair. They can't take your shit and there's lots of ways around paying. Moving out of the country is an easy way to never pay a penny if you're into that.

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26638768

>>26633196
Same, its our tenth anniversary

>> No.26638926
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26638926

>>26630759

>> No.26638949

you fuckers are lying. Im 27 as well. Why the fuck is almost everyone here 27? simulation glitching?

>> No.26639023

>>26634808
damn im 23 in 5 months too

>> No.26639036

>>26631655
Canceled My Pillow guy. They can suck it.

>> No.26639107

>>26630759
I'm 27

>> No.26639127
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26639127

>>26630759
Anonymous shitposting is an artform and a craft.

>T '91

>> No.26639252

>>26633843
Based and relationshipilled

>> No.26639268
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26639268

>>26630759
>>26631287
>>26631845
>>26633018
>>26634632
>>26635037
>>26637992
>>26638470
>>26638676
Hmmm. I'm turning 27 very soon as well. It seems 93 through 94 are very disproportionately represented year for /biz/raelis.
It feels good to share my age with dangerously based individuals. A toast, anons.

>> No.26639325

>>26638949
It seems so.

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26639361

>>26629188
Why are we not including Virgin Galactic in these threads of other potential targets that could be short squeezed on the Minecraft server

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26639402

>>26639361
If that's real then I'm feeling bullish anon.

>> No.26639409

>>26630759
I’m literally 27
Wtf

>> No.26639480

>>26629551
She's eleven.

>> No.26639567

>>26634557
Bog id

>> No.26639664

>>26630759
>wasted their prime years browsing /v/ and shit
>get a wake up call and realize they're running out of time
>start browsing /fit/ and /biz/ in their late 20s

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26639668

>>26629188
Its This. This right here. What is it about this..

>> No.26639695

>>26629188
You forgot BB feggit

>> No.26639810
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26639810

>>26629188
the funny thing is what happened to GME happens in the crypto market almost fucking daily with DeFi projects, you're just too fucking retarded to understand how to profit from it so you follow a bunch of zoomer normie pussy faggots on reddit who think they've found the secret code to life.

>> No.26639838

>>26639668
That's where the boner is made.

>> No.26639867

>>26639810
>Salt

>> No.26639885

>>26639668
Its made for grabbing

>> No.26639952

Realistically you should diversify, under Bidet there will be a lot of talk about weed and green energy so when those go down you should find an entry point and wait for the memes to hit and pump them.

>> No.26639958

>>26629188
How much API3 for a month with her stroking my hair?

>> No.26640002

>>26630759
28 here

>> No.26640008

If options expire this Friday, then shouldn't we wait and check what the most shorted stocks are after that? the list could change after friday right?

>> No.26640021

>>26633843
You’ll get old and boring in bed and she’ll still be relatively young and horny. But it does sound fun

>> No.26640081

>>26630759
23 here. Fuck off boomers, go buy an ETF

>> No.26640215

>>26629188
i wanna sniff her butthole while hodling GME

>> No.26640473

Should we get to doing something similar with blackberry stock?

>> No.26640563

>>26629188
already bought 200k of PLTR at the second day of offering
am considering dropping another 200. maybe after my GME gains

>> No.26640592

>>26639567

9+5+6+7=27

>> No.26640718

>>26640473
yoloing BB with GME gains

>> No.26640865

>>26640592
LINK confirmed $27 EOW
$100 April
$1000 EOY

>> No.26640876
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26640876

>>26629188
i seriously cannot stop looking at this image
imagine the fucking smell

>> No.26641210

>>26630759
fuck i turn 27 in 4 months

>> No.26641441

>>26630759
HOLY SHIT A TWENTY SEVEN JUST FLEW OVER MY BLOUSE

>> No.26642135
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26642135

>>26630227
>She’s at least 18. Fucking Christ
>>tfw 27 this year
>Fuck my life
>>26630759
Try 37, niggers

>> No.26642425

>>26634630
Wearing what she hasn't got.

I'm betting with money that isn't mine.

>> No.26642496
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26642496

>>26630759
what the fuck! I was 27 two years ago!

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26642583

>>26630759
I'm 22 and I feel the clock ticking for a qt 18 year old gf

>> No.26642716

>>26635679
Now, without emojis, tell me why that actually matters.

>> No.26642733
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26642733

>>26642583
>21 and never had a gf
at least i have my crypto gains

>> No.26642775

I’m also 27 wtf is this

>> No.26642801

>>26638332
Fuck off indian cunt

>> No.26642829

>>26629188
Yet another low IQ /biz/ post. Who’d have thought it.

>> No.26642948

you're as late to those meme stocks op as you are late to crypto

>> No.26642997

>>26629188
>GME short squeezes
>People sell BTC to get in, at the scheduled 30% dip after halving.
>Institutional investors get fucked
>Private holders make a fuckload of money
>Bitcoin scheduled to go up
>All of that money goes into crypto
>BTC goes fucking crazy and hits new ATH at 50k
>ETH fees be damned
>ETH breaks ATH at 2100 dollars
>Alt season to end all alt seasons begins
>The golden bullrun lasts for months
>100k BTC

G O L D E N B U L L R U N

>> No.26643147

>>26630759
I'm unironically also 27
been in crypto since 2013

what is happening?

>> No.26643391

>>26630759
I'm 28, can i be honorary 27 instead? i feel old

>> No.26644149

>>26639668
its dem fuck handles...

>> No.26644276

>>26642733
Keep your head up and don't let not ever being with a gf pain you. Pursue happiness

>> No.26644410

>>26642997
im not sure if that many people are selling cryptos to get on the gme train. however, i do suspect btc to start rising soon, and to skyrocket at some point.

>> No.26644709

gme is literally black swan, billion dollar hedge funds didnt see it coming. I wouldn't expect it to be the new normal, but honestly if it is, the whole system is doomed. and i say that with gleeful exuberance.

>> No.26644724
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26644724

Her name is Kalysta Mallory

>> No.26644747

>>26629188
$BB to the moon

>> No.26644802

>>26629188
name please
>>26629188
>FUSE
why?
>>26629188
>PLTR
overrated

>> No.26644892

>>26639668
hips are good

>> No.26644937

>>26629188
Lol, that thread is gold. 4chan retards finally realizing buying shitcoins from pajeets is not a good way to make money. Well guess what, all the stocks you mention were shilled on /wsb since years. You're late to the party and you'll buy heavily inflated bags from a redditor, you know these normiefags you hate so much. 4chan btfo, eternally. Realize you're not a community of autistic hyperintelligent freaks, most of you are semi retarded overopinionated fags not even grasping most simple finance concept. Now move on and engage as a link marine or contribute to your latest uniswap token with a "great sophisticated team behind". Lmao

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26645313

>>26642733
>21 and never had a gf
at least I have my stock gains

>> No.26645471

>>26644724
ass look fake

>> No.26645508

>>26629188
whats going to happen to my gold, oil, and silver etfs?

>> No.26645676

>>26644724
anybody got her onlyfans videos

>> No.26645768
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>> No.26645894
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26645894

>>26645676
Leaked models dot com has all of it I think

>> No.26645912

>>26630759
27 :o

>> No.26645941

>>26639480
even better

>> No.26646239

>>26639810
Any good resources to know how to profit from DeFi?

>> No.26646451

>>26629188
The crypto market cycles correlate very strongly with the rest of the market when looked at in the macro scale. Low-cap uniswap tokens are a good way to make small money fast. Once you start trading in 6 figures larger market-caps is where you should go, doesn't really matter if that's large-cap crypto, stock, or futures.

>> No.26646641

fuck off kike
just buy and hold gme, this is the end game. wallstreet is going to burn

>> No.26646677

>>26629551
>Along the way, BUILD utilises the investment banking model, which, in its essence, is a process of creating assets, gearing them up, and then flipping them into a fund or setting them as income-generating business systems, all this while taking fees along the way at each step. BUILD heavily focuses on integrating each asset/product with each other to boost productive yield and revenues. For example, BUILD’s OTC Market may be integrated with Metric Exchange to connect the liquidity pools with the trading traffic. The net result – pure synergy that benefits each party involved, acting in a self-reinforcing manner.

>> No.26646738

>>26630759
Jokes on you
I'm months away from turning 27

>> No.26646910

>>26630759
Holy fuck i'm 27 in september.

>> No.26646957

>>26629188
You forgot BB and NOK

>> No.26647027

>>26630759
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF US

>> No.26647693

>>26630227
I;m also 27>>26630759

>> No.26647786
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26647786

1993 whats the meaning of this year mason

>> No.26648734

>>26629188

Cant wait to have a daughter!

>> No.26648863

>>26630759
I'm 12
>inb4 underageb&
No, /biz/ belongs to 12 year old girls.

>> No.26648944

>>26630759
Jesus christ Im 27 as well, for real.

>> No.26648986

>>26630759
i'm 35 but i like to larp i'm 27 to anyone i meet
so far nobody has called me out on it

>> No.26649060

>>26629551
I wann fuck your anus anon

>> No.26649124

>>26630759
me2... 93 chads all banding together to escape their wage cages

>> No.26649184

>>26642583
23 and gf is 18. There's hope for you, anon.

>> No.26649194

>>26630227
I'm 27, we could fuck 18 year olds easily
>Also I'm gonna be the one to check your 27

>> No.26649264
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26649264

That picture is literally the pinnacle of human female form. Ten minutes earlier she wasn't as hot, and ten minutes later she wasn't as hot. That is the peak.

>> No.26649308

I’m a nigger who is also 27 where do I go to fuck 18 y.o whores feet?

>> No.26649365

I'm 27 too

>> No.26649467

>>26630759
I’m 20 plus 7 woah

>> No.26649497

>>26649308
Pay an escort

>> No.26649785

>>26629188
checked and literally built for RBC pilled