i made a million from gme

[Anonymous No.26628263]

the fuck do i do now?

[Anonymous No.26628307]

>>26628263
Post pics or you're a lying faggot

[Anonymous No.26628324]

Put it all in RBC and turn it into a billion my good sir.

[Anonymous No.26628349]

>>26628263
Cash the fuck out

[Anonymous No.26628440]

>>26628263
On to the next one anon

[Anonymous No.26628472]

>>26628263
Pump shitcoins like REEF, RBC, LTO, Parsiq, etc.

Or give back

[Anonymous No.26628539]

>>26628263
Open a museum dedicated to showing how the HOLOCAUST is FAKE

[Anonymous No.26628579]

>>26628263
Flee the US for one of the non-extradition countries before the feds show up.

[Anonymous No.26628611]

>>26628349
this OP, do it as soon as possible

[Anonymous No.26628627]

>>26628263
buy 100k dogecoin just for laughs

[Anonymous No.26628632]

Pay your taxes goy

[Anonymous No.26628651]

>>26628263
didnt make shit until you realize the gains

[Anonymous No.26628657]

>>26628263
>a million
Before or after short term capital gains?

[Anonymous No.26628675]

>>26628263
hold, sit back and watch it turn into 5mm by Friday

[Anonymous No.26628678]

ALGO

[Anonymous No.26628686]

only one thing you can do - coom

[Anonymous No.26628690]

>>26628349
>>26628611
>>26628651
Shut the fuck up melvins, hodl OP

[Anonymous No.26628713]

>>26628263
You fucking hold, that's what

[Anonymous No.26628738]

>>26628263
A million ain't what it used to be. Play GME if you think you can move faster than the pump and dump, withdraw money for gold, index funds, a home, whatever else.

But if you tally up expenses and a life you want to live for retirement, you probably haven't quite "made it". Surprisingly close though.

[Anonymous No.26628741]

>>26628263
No you didn't, anon. This is your sour grapes cope: "look at me guys, I literally road the biggest pump in recent history and I'm still sad". You never bought, and are still scared to buy. Or you didn't buy enough to make it. Either way, pics or it didn't happen faggot.

[Anonymous No.26628794]

i sold bros. probably going to spend this on hookers t b h

[Anonymous No.26628887]

>>26628794
based

[Anonymous No.26628947]

>>26628263
put it back in and make 2 million
check em

[Anonymous No.26628985]

>>26628794
pay your taxes or we will break into your hous and murder you
t. IRS

[Anonymous No.26629088]

>>26628794
Good man

[Anonymous No.26629348]

>>26628690
He apparently sell retard, if he already sell he has to cash out, if not he has to hodl indeed

[Anonymous No.26629412]

>>26628324
Still shilling coins while we make fucking history?

[Anonymous No.26629515]

>>26628263
>Cash out now
>buy guns
>buy land
>buy weights
>buy anime figures
>buy land in non extradition countries like the other guy said
>buy Gold

[Anonymous No.26629578]

>>26628263
screenshot right now or you're a faggot op.

[Anonymous No.26629795]

>>26628263
BTC,ETH. Bailout going to cause inflation. Race to get into crypto first while USD still accepted.

[Anonymous No.26629836]

>>26628794
congrats anon live the dream make sure to arrange your will in case you OD

[Anonymous No.26629947]

>>26628657
>short term capital gains
I'm worried about this. How bad am I gonna get hit if I cash out 30k?

[Anonymous No.26630067]

put it in some federal credit unions in communities you want to see succceed. go minecraft irl in appalachia.

[Anonymous No.26630101]

>>26628657
>>26629947
>complying

[Anonymous No.26630303]

>>26628263
donate to the charity of my pocket

[Anonymous No.26630424]

>>26628263
Try to top tick and short it on the way down. Only way you’ll match the adrenaline rush

[Anonymous No.26630498]

It doesn’t matter, everyone dies in the end. Happiness and fulfillment come from within

[Anonymous No.26630517]

>>26630303
oh fuck I didn't even realize I posted this on /biz/
didn't mean to break the no begging rule, jannies pls just delete this and dont ban me

[Anonymous No.26630528]

You buy AAPL and TSLA leaps, and run the wheel with SPY

[Anonymous No.26630590]

>>26630101
Nigger it's not optional. These shit is visible to the IRS. This is you getting paid in cash to take shots to the mouth.

[Anonymous No.26630595]

>>26628324
I don't think that putting it ALL is worth it, but putting 100k will not hurt.
Who doesn't want another million?

[Anonymous No.26630603]

invest it all in something less volatile, but wait until friday

[Anonymous No.26630606]

>>26628263
Put it all into AMC for the incoming 10x

[Anonymous No.26630686]

>>26629515
Million is nowhere near enough for all of that.

[Anonymous No.26630741]

>>26629412
topkek

i have no image for this, but high five.

[Anonymous No.26630831]

when i was young i thought this would be such a huge amount of money. and now im looking at it and i realize its completely nothing.

[Anonymous No.26630887]

NO ONE is selling GME in the morning. Its getting delisted first thing and every cent you put into it will disappear.

[Anonymous No.26630985]

>>26630831
well these days its not much anymore. if you want a decent house in a nice safe neighborhood you are looking at half a million

what were your holdings?did you make it all today or were you holding way back since november

[Anonymous No.26631226]

>>26628263
you're obviously larping but if you weren't you'd already know the answer

[Anonymous No.26631368]

BuyLINK

[Anonymous No.26631633]

>>26628349
>by nightfall
>if you even can

[Anonymous No.26631713]

>>26628263
If you pay at least 50% in taxes and donations to Israel like a good goy maybe they’ll let you keep the rest.

[Anonymous No.26631893]

>>26630887
lol

[Anonymous No.26632553]

>>26628263
>>26628794
>me wanting just 50k to pay family denbts and needed surgeries
>this fucker will blow it on hookers
This perfectly encapsulates this retarded world.

[Anonymous No.26633219]

>>26628349
This, and buy a house/condo. De-risk yourself.

[Anonymous No.26633331]

>>26628794
set aside the money allocated for paying taxes on it, put it in stablecoins and stake them for double digit yield
put half your gains in chainlink
piss away the rest as you want

[Anonymous No.26633375]

>>26628539
kek

[Anonymous No.26633451]

>>26632553
He saved early and wisely let him enjoy his hookers. If theyre trannies cosmic justice says he gets robbed for $20 and state takes his money because no will as punishment for his degenerate behaviour

[Anonymous No.26633755]

>>26632553
>hookers need fiat papers to pay family denbts
>some autist rains trickster shekels on them because of autism niggertricks

Glorious chaos. Give me the light of the Emperor or let it all be consumed.

[Anonymous No.26633981]

>>26633451
>>26633755
Truth be told nowadays hookers are a better investment than trying to get a gf. Cheaper, less emotionally damaging and you might come out of the encounter with your sanity and honor still intact.

[Anonymous No.26634382]

>>26628263
Start a hedge fund. Name it "Anti-Melvin." Actually make money instead of giving it away.