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[Anonymous No.26624351]

>24 years old
>only $750k net worth

[Anonymous No.26624552]

>>26624351
>23 years old
>only 760k net worth

[Anonymous No.26624682]

>20 years old
>Only $1k net worth
Does it get any better lads?

[Anonymous No.26624802]

>>26624682
with gme you can make 80 buckaroos

[Anonymous No.26624872]

>26
>0 net worth

[Anonymous No.26624928]

>24, almost 25
>not even a single million dollars to my name
Why can't I make it?

[Anonymous No.26624988]

>20
>$70 net worth

[Anonymous No.26625004]

>>26624351
>23 years old
>only $5mil net worth

[Anonymous No.26625037]

>3 years old
>Only $12 billion net worth

[Anonymous No.26625039]

>>26624351
>7 years old
>$ 1000k net worth

[Anonymous No.26625046]

>-30 k

[Anonymous No.26625052]

Y'all are fucking young.

[Anonymous No.26625055]

>>26624351
>21 years old
>$89.4M net worth
8 figure hell....

[Anonymous No.26625124]

>Unborn
>One with the universe and thus only infinitely wealthy

[Anonymous No.26625156]

>>26625055
yikes
Nishimura yourself

[Anonymous No.26625159]

>>26624682
For you, it depends, are you a twink?

[Anonymous No.26625195]

>23 years old
>only 120k net worth
It's really over, isn't?

[Anonymous No.26625225]

>>26625055
never gonna make it brah. You need at least 1 billion to get a 5/10 on tinder when youre competing with hyperchads.

[Anonymous No.26625283]

>>26624351
>fuck you
>kys
>we don't give a fuck
>Israel has no right to exist

[Anonymous No.26625324]

>>26625195
you bring great shame to your family, senpai.

[Anonymous No.26625552]

>28 years old
>money gay i don't care
>i could beat you up in a fight
>you have no friends
>you have never had sex
>your parents are ashamed of you
>niggers aren't people

[Anonymous No.26625635]

>>26625552
sounds like a cope though

[Anonymous No.26625664]

>>26624872
These jokes cut too deep. Never imagine I’d be in this situation. We must stay strong brother.

[Anonymous No.26625826]

1.8 million today, probably double that friday

[Anonymous No.26626876]

>>26625664
its hard to long crypto when you neet

[Anonymous No.26627044]

>>26624351
>26624351
it's over bro, burn your wallet keys and shoot yourself.

[Anonymous No.26627175]

>>26624682
>22 years old
>no degree
>3.5k net worth
one day

[Anonymous No.26627219]

>24 years old
>$3M of debt
How do I get out of seven figure hell?

[Anonymous No.26627537]

>26
>still 5 figure networth.
It fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.26627598]

>>26624351
>>26624872
>>26624682
>23 yo
>500$ net worth
Getting my CS degree atleast.

[Anonymous No.26627764]

>>26624351
>chef at Wendy’s
>22 years old
>2.4 mill in crypto
mfw

[Anonymous No.26627769]

>>26627175
>>26624682
>>26624872
>23
>-10k net worth
I'm gonna be a reverse millionaire one day.

[Anonymous No.26627945]

>>26624351
Ok fags here’s the deal. GameStop is rebranding to Endgame and they will rollout a monolithic hardware software as a service that will capture the data of every gamer for battle ai for our war with China. Musk is going to use his juice to pump his Mars bags and preemptively kneecap chinese upstarts. The Mars race is his to win and the Chinese are the only obstacle. Remember to never ever sell. Anyone who doesn’t understand the implications of this and is holding btc is getting rekt. This is gonna flip Amazon. Boggs will bankrupt every central bank on earth and you will just watch? Or do you wish to profit?

[Anonymous No.26628161]

>>26625052
I was about rrady to learn to make cocaine and meth...then I read up on govt websites that tell you how to do it. Upfront.


Then I kind of got a vision of being stabbed by a crack head, robbed and beaten by a methhead, having weird people break into my house or getting arrested by the cops.

I am fully sticking to shitcoins. I can't wait for it to stop being cold, I want to work, but my body is too weak.

[Anonymous No.26628333]

>9 years old
>10 gorillion networth

I'm not gonna make it an I bros?

[Anonymous No.26628355]

>>26627537
Oh, I forgot about my student debt.
I am probably about 10-20k networth then.

[Anonymous No.26628415]

>>26624351
>21 years old
>only $110k net worth
could be worse desu

[Anonymous No.26628444]

>>26624351
>27
>27k net worth
pottery

[Anonymous No.26628470]

>>26624351
>19 year old
>125k networth

fuck what should i do?
there's people that have way more than me and are younger, should i just end it all?

[Anonymous No.26628474]

>>26628333
Sorry fren you are too far behind to ever make it now. F

[Anonymous No.26628536]

>20 years old
>11k bong networth
I can't wait for Eth and Link to moon

[Anonymous No.26628743]

>24 years old
>135k net worth
NGMI, maybe in the next life.

[Anonymous No.26628774]

>>26625124
>unborn
>net worth 2 gallons of mommy's milkies

[Anonymous No.26628783]

>>26624872
yeah

[Anonymous No.26628818]

>>26625052
no YOU are fucking old

[Anonymous No.26628939]

>99 years old
>1,000,000 times falling for basic bitch datamine threads
Oh fuck bros I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.26629481]

>18
>$283 million
sometimes it’s rough knowing how close I am but yet so far to $1 billion, nevertheless I know it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.26629585]

>>26624682
This, a-at least I’ll get my degree soon....

[Anonymous No.26629645]

Peoples who net worth went from 50k into millions are you happier?
Seems like ill still be addicted to online and nothing will change

[Anonymous No.26629659]

>>26628333
F

[Anonymous No.26629717]

>>26626876
jesus dude is there a NSFW/gore filter or something for this?

i am trying to learn investing not look at this gore shit

this ruined my night i actually feel sick

[Anonymous No.26629724]

>>26624682
I have more Doge than your net worth

[Anonymous No.26629742]

>>26629717
>reddit

[Anonymous No.26629839]

>>26629742
the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.26629880]

>>26624351
But are you a NEET?

[Anonymous No.26630005]

Nobody gets to complain about 6 figure hell with GME mooning like it is. This is the ladder being lowered right in front of you, just climb up.

[Anonymous No.26630200]

>>26624351
>not a single screenshot

Nice larp but this is what real gainz look like my dude.

[Anonymous No.26630235]

>20 years old
>Net worth 40,000

What is realistically the best thing I can do to ensure an actual stable future? I'm sitting on a portfolio worth about 28,000 aswell as another valued much less, and the rest is spread across physical savings and a few physical assets.

I have no idea what I'm doing, please help me understand what I'm doing right and wrong. Also would appreciate some insight onto platforms /other/ than robinhood for investing, I realize it's free and all, but I am quite sure that there must be some shady shit considering it isnt on the NYSE. As far as I know, atleast.

Also, I'm holding onto GME already and (hopefully) stealing from the big goyim, so anything but that would be helpful.

[Anonymous No.26630271]

>>26630235
Unironically buy AMC

[Anonymous No.26630358]

>>26630271
Isn't that a shill propagated by the gatekeepers of the jew gold?

[Anonymous No.26630388]

>>26630200
but the nunber is red and it saays you lost almost 5 grand

you should just sell beofre it goes too low

also no one has responded to me where do i buy stocks is it from the bank?

do i jjust tell them gamespot?

[Anonymous No.26630558]

>>26630388
You're thinking way too linearly and should do some reading before you even think of wasting all the money you couldnt possibly imagine losing on the market. 5 grand is a measly fluctuation in one day when you're talking about more than 3 million invested.

Contact a broker, Make an Etrade account, or Sign up for robinhood on your phone.

[Anonymous No.26630634]

>26
>400k net worth
but I'm also my parent's retirement plan, LINK and AVAX better deliver monstrous return

[Anonymous No.26630993]

>20
>1k net worth