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Abe and Tony here.
we understand why you might think this is a ponzi and has centralized ownership and isn’t legitimate because of a vc who owns 54% so let us give you a little bit of backstory to see if we can change your mind. We traveled to Turkey a while ago and ended up blacked out after an expensive coke and cheap slav whore spree. They also have this shit called Toad venom but we didn't take that much.. but either way, we woke up fucked up... and we mean, FUCKED UP on the streets and these sickly looking gopniks were trying to set us up for some shit and take advantage of our situation. We didn't understand shit because we don't fucking speak slav, so we tried speaking in english and these track suit fucks started pummeling our faces and spitting on us. Outta the blue we heard this weird buzzing sound from a distance and this big black helicopter shoots over the horizon and runs through these motherfuckers like cockroaches. wet hopped out and we couldn't believe what our eyes were seeing. wet was one of the crazy russian guys we met back in Canada when we were blackmailing judges and lawyers forth and back because of some stupid royal bank. Crazy how this world can bring you surprises. We cleaned the sidewalk up and they invited us to their crackhouse to talk about to good ol' times. Y'know, the differences on how tighter or looser canadian and russian whore pussies were. Shit like that. we showed them some magic tricks and they laughed out loud. Fantastic talk. Aleksander, the ruski we talked the most with back in canada told us that he was now into some type of crazy scamming shit with cryptocurrencies and making mad fucking money and how he was looking for a project to invest in. we got his contact, we laughed, talked about whores a bit more and he brought up how he knew an oracle that could solve all our problems but we had to take a blue or red pill we can’t remember which one because after we did all this metallic shit started covering us.

>> No.26592324
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26592324

I have an announcement

>> No.26592386
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>>26592324
CAP $1000 by spring

>> No.26592413

TL;DR;ALL IN $CAP

>> No.26592504

pajeets spamming a blatant scam again

get fhe fuck off biz

>> No.26592592

>>26592324
Im listening anon

>> No.26592874

>>26592504
>he doesn't know about the citadel

>> No.26592952

Abe and Tony deserve a good ol sock in the nose

>> No.26592995

>>26592874
>citadel
more like pajeetadel

>> No.26593996

very underated project, easy 4x from here.

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>>26593996
>very underated project, easy 4x from here.