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26575584 No.26575584 [Reply] [Original]

Sure is nice being a $1.30 stablecoin while the rest of the market's dumping.

>> No.26575843
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26575843

Sweet dreams anon I know your comfy

>> No.26575961

>>26575584
>it's already at 1.20

>> No.26576036
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>>26575584
Here is the only use case for Parsiq:

1. Add dragon dildo to cart
2. Click check out
3. Click pay with Monero so your wife doesn't see the transaction on your joint bank account
4. Dragon Dildos Inc. has a ParsiQL trigger set up on their Monero wallet
5. When the Monero transaction is confirmed, Parsiq sends a webhook (API call) to dragon-dilds.net/api/purchase-success
6. An entry is added to their database that shows up in their order queue for shipping
7. Moishe Weisblatt sees your order show up on his queue and mails you your dildo after dipping it in liquid estrogen

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>>26575584
You can add RLC to that club too, both are unironic stablecoins

>> No.26576131

>>26575584
Even it this makes it to $20, I will only have made $500k from it...

>> No.26576163

>>26576036
Are you a bot that pastes this same thing into any parsiq thread? get a life GRT bro...

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>>26576163
Yes, I am implying that all PRQ holders are gay, low-test trannies

>> No.26576308

>>26576131
>I will only have made $500k from it...
>>26576230
Sooooo.....?

>> No.26576312

will this little piece of shit ever reach 2 dollars?

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>>26576230
Excuse you, but it takes a strapping virile MAN to make money from holding just a wallet.

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>>26576308
kek oops, wrong thread