Tax man coming for you

[Anonymous No.26574845]

Well I hope you retards have paid Uncle Sam his share from any gains you have made over the years.

Oh you haven't? Enjoy getting fucked in prison.

[Anonymous No.26574886]

>>26574845
Imagine being a mutt.

[Anonymous No.26574948]

>>26574845

What prison? I thought they were defunding the police?

[Anonymous No.26575006]

>he actually thinks Biden is president

[Anonymous No.26575017]

>>26574845
> unrealized gains

[Anonymous No.26575031]

>>26574845

https://youtu.be/3_gX5krIyQI

[Anonymous No.26575052]

>>26574845
bye bye mutts

[Anonymous No.26575060]

I have a Cayman Island bank idiot lol

Oh wait

>crypto niggers

[Anonymous No.26575073]

>>26574845
Good luck tracking Monero you dementia-ridden pedo

[Anonymous No.26575119]

is it true? do you get fucked in prison? whats the fastest way to get there?

[Anonymous No.26575123]

Good thing i have an unknown amount of a certain privacy coin.
Shhh dont say its name. Let them be clueless.

[Anonymous No.26575148]

Fuck mutts
All normal people hate mutts

[Anonymous No.26575193]

>>26574845
Hey atleast you got rid of the evil orange man, amarite?
Never felt better to not be a burger.

[Anonymous No.26575401]

>>26575060
>I have a Cayman Island bank idiot lol
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/two-cayman-island-financial-institutions-plead-guilty-manhattan-federal-court-conspiring-hide

[Anonymous No.26575460]

>>26575006
Trump lost
he is a loser
accept it

[Anonymous No.26575461]

glad im not a burger

by the time retarded eurofags wants to tax me i would be long gone

[Anonymous No.26575668]

in 2 generations america is going to be just another non white shithole anyway, wont be any wealth left to tax

[Anonymous No.26576143]

sucks i lost all my coins in boating accident
RIP

[Anonymous No.26576366]

>>26574886
this lmao

[Anonymous No.26576380]

>>26574845
>used DEXs and forgot to keep records
>crikey
Don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.26576461]

>>26574845
Quit crying, if drumpf got into office he would have made crypto illegal because it hurts his puppetmasters, Biden is trying to work with crypto and make it a legitimate thing

[Anonymous No.26576605]

>>26575460
>he thinks he’s talking about Trump
Holy shit. Rent free.

[Anonymous No.26576697]

We let burgers own crypto? I thought we just used them for defense spending and funny movies; oh well it was past due anyways.

Cheers.

[Anonymous No.26576764]

>>26575119
Don't respond to this glownigger fag

[Anonymous No.26576775]

>>26574845
DISINGENUOUS AND HOMOSEXUAL
POST LINK FAGGOT
NEWFAGS FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.26576978]

>>26574845
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's ogre, there is no escaping the wage cage.

[Anonymous No.26577186]

I lost all my crypto in a school shooting accident

[Anonymous No.26577202]

[Anonymous No.26577251]

>>26574845
they can't prove that a wallet belongs to you though. There's a reason they were trying to force KYC for private wallets

[Anonymous No.26577261]

welcome to literally anywhere in the world americans.

[Anonymous No.26577434]

>>26574845
Quick, all savings to Monero.

[Anonymous No.26577697]

>>26577434
In all seri0ousness can we do this? Will we be audited for doing this? How does auditing work? Does that let them search your home and PC and shit?

[Anonymous No.26577746]

I haven't sold and am just waiting for atomic swaps to monero and then I'll be a ghost in the wind.

[Anonymous No.26577876]

>>26575148
10/10 in bongland

[Anonymous No.26577888]

>>26577697
>In all seri0ousness can we do this?

[Anonymous No.26577898]

>>26574845

Based. Already glad he won.

[Anonymous No.26577914]

>>26574845
im not a USFag. so i dont give a shit

[Anonymous No.26577931]

heh

[Anonymous No.26577973]

>>26577888
No, I know we can do it, but will we get away with it? Like I have a bunch of trades on KYC exchanges, if it all disappears into XMR won't the Jews get a court order "audit" or whatever? I don't know how this works, I'm a NEET who has tons in crypto for years and have never cashed out or paid taxes.

[Anonymous No.26578018]

well with what i was rugpulled with that evens out my unrealized gains so doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.26578057]

>>26577914
Don’t worry fren, when the US shows it’s ultimate form they will bomb your country into compliance. You will be paying them, too.

[Anonymous No.26578075]

The American Revolution was fought for less taxes

[Anonymous No.26578076]

>>26574845
this dude isnt even the real president KEK. just larping from within a studio so that half of the country (the left) wont have a meltdown.

[Anonymous No.26578105]

This is just a monero shill thread, but monero can actually be tracked by the breadcrumbing of fractured ring signatures

[Anonymous No.26578117]

>>26577973
If they government really wants to fuck you they'll just take you to court and drag it out until you're out of money anyway. Just avoid taxes like rich people do.

[Anonymous No.26578191]

Want to do money laundering? Sure! Just don't forget to sign this check and pay your taxes goy

[Anonymous No.26578221]

>>26578117
>Just avoid taxes like rich people do.
How do I do that?

[Anonymous No.26578222]

>>26577697
>>26577434
>>26575123
I love all my xmr cause kucoin used authenticator memes.

[Anonymous No.26578308]

>>26576775
this.
newfags can't even see fake "articles" made in ps

[Anonymous No.26578343]

>>26578221
ELOC. And before you ask yes you make the payments on the loan, you don't just default like a retard.

[Anonymous No.26578437]

>>26574948
Lol they just say that to calm down the BLM rioters, you know damn well they're not gonna kill off their enforcement dogs.

[Anonymous No.26578442]

>>26574845
NO NO NO UNCLE JOE NOT MY DOLLARINOOOOS

[Anonymous No.26578757]

>>26577251
this is fucking retarded.

imagine walking around with the fucking irs jews counting the cash in your "bad motherfucker" wallet.

[sage and kys No.26578840]

>>26574845
Hehehe TAX MAN ! U r having to pay taxes !

[Anonymous No.26579040]

>>26574845
>First accomplishments in office are directly rendering people unemployed, destroying the economy further, and more taxes
There are people who actually voted for this mook and celebrated him winning by such ridiculously dubious means!

[Anonymous No.26579300]

>>26575460
Who still has the football?

[Anonymous No.26579985]

>>26574845

[Anonymous No.26580061]

>>26579040
stfu drumpflet

[Anonymous No.26580378]

>>26580061
Get rekt faggot

[Anonymous No.26580457]

>>26574845
This board was celebrating cause line go up
Still having fun /biz/?

[Anonymous No.26580717]

>>26574845
Jokes on you Biden, I haven't made any gains.

[Anonymous No.26581256]

>>26580061
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DRUMPFERINOOOOOOOO I'D RATHER GET RAPED IN THE ASS BY 2 BILLION CHINKS AND THEIR PUPPET THAT WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMY, TAX ME OUT THE ASS, TAKE AWAY ANY FREEDOM AND CUT MY SONS PENIS OFF. ANYTHING BUT DROMPF

[Anonymous No.26582629]

>>26574886
imagine not being a mutt but living in the united states of mutt.

[Anonymous No.26582751]

>>26574845
nothing ever happens trust me

[Anonymous No.26583041]

Oh, so we can send in tips on Sirgay and get him financially destroyed, physically raped in prison and suicidal?

[Anonymous No.26583102]

>>26576775
Could they not just easily mount aside the spikes/blades and proceed to fug doggy style? What is the thesis here?

[Anonymous No.26583354]

>>26577434
Based.

[Anonymous No.26583653]

Can't wait for Mr Biden to see 8 I lost 100% of my money on binance before I could pay taxes

[Anonymous No.26583836]

it's a fake article you fucking retards. God I hate this fucking place. Outrage addicts

[Anonymous No.26584593]

>gains
What gains i lost all my gains in a gassing accident

[Anonymous No.26585206]

>>26584593
>>26583653
Sorry frens but we're going to have to tax your unrealized hypothetical gains. Also we need to tax your losses now too because you could have given that money to negroes, single moms, or Israel, so be smarter with your money next time.

[Anonymous No.26585302]

>>26574845
it's not like you have to pay taxes in the us... like 98% of the people don't need to pay taxes or file a 1040.

[Anonymous No.26585416]

>>26583102
maybe they had a long dick they could manipulate like an elephant or whale and could fugg side by side

[Anonymous No.26585630]

>>26585416
>An animal the size of a five-ton, 14m-long Tyrannosaurus rex would have needed a penis at least two metres long to mate effectively. Scientists are now using computer simulations to test out various scenarios in an attempt to solve this intriguing mystery.
so they are wanking to animated dino porn

[Anonymous No.26585835]

>>26574845
Maybe Potato Joe shouldn't have banned evictions. Screwing landlords out of money = they can't pay property taxes. So now the government is looking for different ways to get money.

[Anonymous No.26585995]

>boomers destroy economy
>redditors vote for boomers
>now they get fucked

Good.

[Anonymous No.26586016]

>>26577931
Scam token. Fuck BUCC

[Anonymous No.26586101]

Link the article I can’t find it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.26586190]

Doesn't matter since every single country I plan to leave to wouldn't co-operate with the United States and would rather have my money.

Eat shit Amerifats.

[Anonymous No.26586225]

>>26586101
Read it retard. It's fake

[Anonymous No.26586268]

>>26582629

[Anonymous No.26586301]

>>26577876
They'd dirty Bristow you all day long.
Pure filth.

[Anonymous No.26586360]

>>26574845
what happens when they look into this so called "evasion" and find out we have been losing money in crypto for over a decade lmfao. are they gonna pay me for my losses? I don't understand how this is going to work.

[Anonymous No.26586376]

>>26575060
and I have an [unknown amount] of Monero.

[Anonymous No.26586623]

>>26585630
Kek that's fucking great. I really hope my crypto tax money is funding this research.

[Anonymous No.26586788]

Unironically I have only lost or made marginal amounts of money. In the case that I’ve ever actually made big gains in crypto, it’s been after equally massive losses. I suck at trading.

[Anonymous No.26587022]

>>26578221
Just pay your taxes. It's not worth the risk if youve done well in crypto anyway.

[Anonymous No.26587262]

>>26587022
actually if you file your income tax you are 80% more likely to see jail then if you don't. fun fact.

[Anonymous No.26587365]

>>26587022
This desu. If you’ve actually made real money it’s not worth it.

>>26587262
I also believe this though, so idk

[Anonymous No.26587555]

>>26574845
Uncle Sam burned down my family’s farm and now he’s gonna burn down my capital gains
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

[Anonymous No.26587617]

>>26587365
no i worded that wrong 80% of the people that went to jail for their taxes filed an income tax form. so... 400% more likely?

[Anonymous No.26587744]

>>26576697
come on now our movies aren't that funny

[Anonymous No.26587749]

>>26574845
Brian Armstrong is a real cool guy standing up for us until his lawyers make it clear the company will comply with literally anything. Dont be fooled by the cool company image. That said if theyre doing all this i wish theyd just do the taxes for me. I do mine and it takes weeks with so far no profit.

[Anonymous No.26588079]

This is going to be a shitshow. A lot of these sites don't even exist anymore, so when they audit people. A lot of them won't be able to get records. This is assuming they even do it correctly.

[Anonymous No.26588414]

>>26588079
I predict regulations on decentralized exchanges are gonna come fast and hard

[Anonymous No.26589740]

> tfw lost all my crypto in an exit scam

[Anonymous No.26590088]

>>26583102
>>26585416

they laid eggs though, and isn't it accepted they had plumage? it would probably be like chickens fucking

[Anonymous No.26590215]

>>26587022
what if I've done a lot of retarded uniswap trades that I didn't keep track of?

[Anonymous No.26590217]

>>26574845
They don't care about your $276 xrp purchase, anon.

[Anonymous No.26590386]

>>26590215
They are likely developing some sort of software that will track your moves on the blockchain and then you are fucked.

[Anonymous No.26591608]

>>26590215
Depends really. There is a decent chance they're going to just send you a proposed assessment of what you owe.

[Anonymous No.26591983]

>>26583102
dinosaurs were not mammals retard. they laid eggs.

[Anonymous No.26592188]

this is unironically a good thing though because it will make the stupid ass normies and boomers who are investing in crypto to FORCE it to go back to being peer to peer anonymous with no KYC
either we do this free from the government law or not at all niggers

[Anonymous No.26592746]

>>26577746
Prob about a year or two at most. Farcaster is waiting for some update to BTC protocol

COMIT already has a working prototype

[Anonymous No.26592928]

>>26578105
It can't be, at most they are 50% sure. Would you jail somebody on a 50% chance lmao?

The bounty of the IRS is still up for anybody thinking they can track XMR (500,000)

[Anonymous No.26593286]

>>26574845
Good. This will reduce volatility when people stop fagging around through Tether and {coin of the day}.

[Anonymous No.26593304]

>>26592928
The IRS would

[Anonymous No.26594076]

>>26576775
What about alligators and other lizards?

[Anonymous No.26594596]

>>26574845
I can't find a source on this