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>gf wants me to sell some of my LINK to buy her a puppy

What do /biz/?? The puppy is cute af...

>> No.26572886

>>26572827
tell her to adopt one if she desperately wants a dog or to kill herself

>> No.26572976

>>26572827
Make sure it's your puppy, not hers. And teach it to hate niggers.

>> No.26573015

>>26572827
>told your girlfriend about LINK
just rope now

>> No.26573041

>>26572827
>gf
who fucking cares, she's not your fucking wife, you have no obligation to satisfy her wants. And if she was your wife, you still wouldn't.

>> No.26573066

>>26573041
This

>> No.26573091

>>26572976
Based

>> No.26573105

>>26572886
this. only trashy vapid faggots buy dogs these days. it's mostly chinks getting weird tiny designer dogs who spend ludicrous amounts of money on them.
pick up one from the shelter and give it a good life.

>> No.26573122
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26573122

>>26572827
>gf
you already lost anon
buy some more link

>> No.26573151

>>26572827
You’re a faggot for treating your whore gf like you owe her something. Not even married wtf cuck?>>26572827

>> No.26573160

U are tard if you still try to run for bitcoin for sure
If u don’t have brains to participate protocols you should delete your portfolio and forget about crypto
I will share with you base protocol and you will thank me
You should know how top cascade and Rebase protocols work

>> No.26573167

>>26572827
just get a dog from the shelter and hodl fag

>> No.26573186

>>26572827
Ask her for a threesome. Once she pays up then you can consider getting the puppy

>> No.26573231

Ignore the other guys, do you have pictures of the pup?

>> No.26573233

>>26572827
Dump the woman immediately. Adopt a free puppy.

>> No.26573252

>>26572827
Tell her to sell her own Link

>>26572886
This

>>26573041
This twice

>>26573105
That

>>26573122
That too

>>26573151
Agree

>>26573167
Listen to this guy, OP

>> No.26573282

>>26572827

OP you're gonna let her control your finances? beta as fuck

>> No.26573329

my wife made me short all my ETH lately

not sure if good or bad

>> No.26573340

>>26572976
Kek racism is allowed here?

>> No.26573349

>>26572827
Sell your gf and buy some more LINK, eat a puppy

>> No.26573363

Once again, autistic incels take the bait. Well done OP

>> No.26573409

>>26573186
Tell her youre at the westin and bring her best friend. Then adopt a shelter puppy anyways, puppy breeders are 95% cancer.

>> No.26573429
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26573429

>sell an appreciating asset to buy a depreciating asset
Your gf is never gonna make it, and neither will you if you continue keep her around.

>> No.26573437

>>26572827
Why hoard mony if you cant have a little fun. Happy wife happy life amirite

>> No.26573465

>>26572886
this please for fuck sakes do not support puppy mill bullshit only buy off people you know its horrible how many animals are bought only to be cast aside/put down

also a dog lives to be over a decade old its like having a 3 year old child for years shit is a real and large responsibility

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26573479

>>26573340
get the fuck off my board

>> No.26573517

>>26572827
Can't you get puppies for like 100 bucks? Just wait for your next wagie check.

>> No.26573556

>>26572827
tell her to go halfs on the puppy if you both want one, that's fair, if she's not willing to pay half then it's not your problem. The most important thing for YOU is wealth accumulation, do not let any person interrupt that.

>> No.26573634

How do I short this?

>> No.26573779

>>26572827
Cute larp., otherwise kys

>> No.26573940

Puppies are cute, buy 2 so they're never alone

>> No.26573982

>>26573340
Go back

>> No.26574840

>>26573105
idk man
last time I went to a shelter 95% of the dogs were shitbulls

>> No.26574938

>>26572827
Put a baby in her

>> No.26574994

>>26572827
If you're not serious enough to get married then you're not serious enough to have pets together.

>> No.26575062

>>26574938
this

>> No.26575299

>>26572827
>sell your gf
>buy more link
>fuck puppy

>> No.26575386

>>26572827
Pick one up from a shelter, or if you do get a puppy, go to a breeder that’s certified and reputable, don’t under any fucking circumstances go to a ‘pet store’ or you’re going to get taken for a ride.

Don’t buy based on ‘cuteness’ either, you’ll end up with a stubborn puppymill goldendoodle with a shitty temperament that’ll make your life miserable. Do some fucking research, I beg you.

>> No.26575413

>>26572827
>Selling your stinkies for something that's just stinky.

>> No.26575455

>>26572827
Buy the puppy, kill it, and teach how how shitty of an investment a puppy is. Link cannot die.

>> No.26575548
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26575548

>>26575299
bretty based canon

>> No.26575608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQz0z6CUG8

>Baby girl, where you was when I was shitcoin flipping?

>> No.26575847
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26575847

>>26572827
That fact that your girlfriend even knows about your finances shows how big a faggot you are right off the bat

>> No.26575897

>>26572886
Fpbp fuck buying

>> No.26576021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lXZWxLxbq0

Dating a female in present day Western society is such a pathetic decision. If you have Link gains, use them for prime, slave pussy. Don't "wife up" depreciating assets and spend your time and money accumulating depreciating assets to please them.

I used to be like you in my 20s. Western women are lost unless you belong to a traditional patriarchal community (think Mormons, 7th Day Adventists, Amish); you don't belong to such a community.

>> No.26576090

>>26572827
>link
>aave collateral
>take out stable coin
>send to exchange
>buy pupper
>gf now owes you sex on demand

>> No.26576105

>>26575897
>Fuck spending your resources perpetuating the existence of a genetic abomination of a creature in any way

ftfy

>> No.26576118

>>26572827
ADOPT DONT SHOP

>> No.26576151

>>26572827
Surprise butt sex her and then tell her never to talk money again.

>> No.26576178

LMAO tards still try to bring you this trash
chink tards that keeps copying other platforms
I know only one original rebase protocol and this is Base Protocol
rank1 uniswap volume, top ratings and best cascade farming system

>> No.26576199

>>26576090
>GF immediately realizes she has to wake up early and take the dog out or clean up after it
>"Convinces" you to do it.
>Puppy becomes an ugly dog and GF loses complete interest

Don't do it. It's all predictable.

>> No.26576268

>>26576151
This is unironically one of the wisest options lest you become even more of a doormat for the opportunity to cum in or on this female.

>> No.26576334

>>26573340
Go back faggot

>> No.26576458

>>26576199
Chekd and truthpill
I just assume op likes his gf, i mean it's just a pupper.
And it's cute. Bitch can do it herself.

>> No.26576899

>>26572827

Whats that? Like 5 LINK?

I say get a cat instead though, they are the true companion of the marine

>> No.26576925

>>26572827
Never spend money on women.

>> No.26576936

Get a pitbull from the shelter

>> No.26576964

>>26572827
>gf wants me to sell some of my LINK to buy her a puppy
>gf
>sell some of my LINK
>to buy HER
>a fucking puppy
Anon lmao, you'll get rekt in marriage son. If you aren't larping, just stop telling your gf about your linkies and fucking tell her that you are holding.

>> No.26577152

>>26576899
He might as well just get a dildo too so he can fuck himself in the ass instead of having his "gf" do it.

Cats are for homosexuals and neurotic, dirty whores with toxoplasmosis.

>> No.26577764

>>26576199
Be prepared for this to happen. If you do buy, do it only if you are prepared for it to be your dog

>> No.26577812

Tell that bish to buy her own puppy.

Surely she can afford a puppy right?

>> No.26578132

>>26572886
this

>> No.26578228

>>26572827
Why are all these faggot pepe's flooding 4chan so suddenly?

>> No.26578235

>>26572827
You told your GF about your Crypto ?... jesus NGMI.

>> No.26578280
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26578280

>>26572886
mutts ftw

>> No.26579060

Tell her youll buy her a puppy if you can fuck her in the ass and do a2m, and then film it and sell the vid and make ur money back that way, win win win.

>> No.26579260

>>26572827
use a credit card

>> No.26579458

>>26573340
No it's mandatory, same as not being a fag.
Go back

>> No.26579682

>>26572827

Show picture of pupper please

>> No.26579872
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26579872

>>26577152

Nah

>> No.26580087

Adopt an old dog and give it a loving home.

Fuck puppy mills.

>> No.26580235

>>26572827
Ditch gf, use saved money to buy puppy

>> No.26580323

>>26572827
Get a beagle

>> No.26580380

>1 post by this ID
>talking to larping noLINKER

>> No.26580382

>>26579458
Being a huge cocksucker is mandatory if you want to open a thread.

>> No.26580421

>>26579458
came here to post this

>> No.26581744

Just do it. You only live once, puppies are forever

>> No.26581790

>>26580235
Sell gf. Buy more Link. Ignore puppy.

>> No.26582037

>>26572827
She’s testing how easily you’ll part with your money. If you give it to her she’ll realize her kids with you would also be cucks and part with their money just as easily, which will make her not want to have kids with you (she’ll cuck you with chad or leave you). So the answer is tell her to buy her own fucking puppy

>> No.26582091

>>26572886
>>26572886
I second this. Dogs need adopting all the time. Alot of dogs at my local shelter are a little overweight, but very happy. They had a grandma owner who fed them too many treats and couldn't walk them or play with them due to age. Alot of times they're already house trained.
Someone will buy that puppy, but think of the poor dog in the shelter crying because her owner got too old.

Try and appeal to her emotionally. Don't make it about holding on to your linkies. Whenever the new dog goes, you'll be able to buy 10 puppies with your link

>> No.26582142

>>26573231
>>26579682
this op, we need to see how cute the pupper is before we can give you advice

>> No.26582148

>>26572827
This is kind of a no brainer...

>> No.26582198

>>26573105
>getting a dog from a shelter

you're white trash

>> No.26582197

>>26572976
based. just get the puppy

>> No.26582219

>>26582142
>>26573231
>>26579682
Maybe we actually do have some women here.

>> No.26582246

>>26572827
>1 post by this ID
why?

>> No.26582249

>>26573252
No, only white trash don't get them from top quality breeders

>> No.26582273

>>26572827
Don't be a fucking retard
>keep it in and gain money
Or
>adopt/buy a dog
>have to get shots
>have to get food
>have to get dog gear
>will have to eventually go to the vet all the fucking time because it'll be sick or on the verge of death
Dogs are expensive as fuck

>> No.26582390

>>26572827
You should sell your gf to buy you more LINK.

>> No.26582478

>>26582219
have sex

>> No.26582530

>>26573340
>thinks hating niggers is racist
its actually based

>> No.26582791

>>26573340
n word

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26583345

>>26572886
>>26573105
>>26573167
>>26573252
>>26573465
>>26575386
>>26580087
>remember redditors, adopt don't shop!!, dog breeds are a social construct
>make sure to introduce your new nanny dog pibble to as many goy children as possible

>> No.26583353

>>26582390
this is a very based idea