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>> No.26567249

Lets keep the racism, sexism and especially transphobia to an absolute minimum (that means ZERO). Or we simply won't be having these generals for much longer.

I will make sure they get shut down, with Papa Elon's help.

>> No.26567258

The media is the enemy of the people.

>> No.26567277

NOK is the ally of the people

>> No.26567286
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>Discussing stocks online is illegal.

>> No.26567293

>Newton re enters $GME with a lot today

Brace yourself

>> No.26567296
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im up 28% already because of ATOS, NOK, and AMC

>> No.26567300
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>Didn't quite make back in the after hours what I lost during the day

Today will be different, right bros?

>> No.26567305

Zoom out on the NOK chart. Now think of all the baggies ready and willing to dump soon.

>> No.26567306

Fuck niggers, kikes, LGBT perverts, and all non whites

>> No.26567309

BUY gme 10 minutes after open
SELL gme 50 minutes after open

simple as

>> No.26567310

how can you start trading without the mandatory 20k USD

>> No.26567313
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Green ID
Green hair
Green portfolio
the formula is simple

>> No.26567325
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gme will open at >100

>> No.26567333
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Trying to quickly open up an interactivebrokers account to get in on the GME fomo. Want to deposit funds using my online bank account client but there doesn't seem to be an option for that. The only options are for wire transfer and online bill payment. What do? Can't be assed to walk all the way to the bank and initiate a wire transfer.

>> No.26567341


go back to re.ddit nigger

>> No.26567343

>seeded a larp on /pol/ in only two posts
Ok if I used this to pump a stock I'd go to goy jail for all eternity but fucking damn it the temtation is real. Why are they so easy to mislead?

>> No.26567346

Fuck off back to r*ddit. Og not spam

>> No.26567351
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When do these numbers get updated usually?

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>> No.26567360
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Low quality bait

>> No.26567367

GME is scaring me now. Seems too good to be true and can feel my hands turning to paper.

Can anyone lift me up?

>> No.26567372

Guys I put order in for gme at 85 on open. If its above 85 does that mean i get nothing?

>> No.26567382
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why didnt i sell....fuck me. now at 59k

>> No.26567386
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Are we in unbearable euphoria?

>> No.26567395

and yet, everyone replying is either from r*ddit or a newfag. You're welcome for the free filter.

>> No.26567396
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Stop posting that.

>> No.26567411

That's how I reckon it yes. 89 pre market now so you might want to go anything below 100% if you want in for sure. Or see if it dips as it opens.

>> No.26567419

fuck niggers, kikes, trannies, jannies, and especially you.

>> No.26567423

what's that, GME?
if so it'll just go up again so whatever m8

>> No.26567428

sell what? Are you the CLFnigger?

>> No.26567438

The rule is that under $25k you can make 3 day trades (buying+selling) every 5 business days. You can still trade without $25k but if you break that rule you'll get banned.

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>> No.26567446


This pasta is like a litmus test for tourists and reddit faggots.

>> No.26567452

This is CGI right? R-right?

>> No.26567470

Don't tell them, just filter and continue.

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>> No.26567475


Just passed “Media Attention”

>> No.26567477

It's only going to get worse

>> No.26567478

Nah it's real unfortunately

>> No.26567481

>get in on the GME fomo
Why would you even want to at this point? The return you get isn’t worth the risk you assume. Get in another stock like BB and you can actually make better returns with less risk

>> No.26567483

Is there a way to check how many times you traded during the week?

>> No.26567487
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Newfag spotted

>> No.26567499

>mdw (my dick when) holding CLF

>> No.26567512

fuck the RIOT, MARA, BFARF shills. Bitcoin slowly crabbing down and these mfers keep diluting. Bitcoin miner's are all pump and dump scams.

>> No.26567520

Just buy bb, gme is done for for I wont fomo

>> No.26567522
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Also, CRBP shill, this conference tomorrow better fucking deliver.
Everything I have is flat right now while I watch GME break ATHs.

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>> No.26567533

Yeah usually brokers notify you each time you make a trade but you should keep a ledger of that anyways

>> No.26567535

Just got approved for option trading, where do I start? I have lots of regular stocks but options have always intimidated me, any advice is appreciated

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>> No.26567557
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Got 450 shares of NOK
Am I retarded?

>> No.26567563

it's real but the guy lived so it's okay

>> No.26567564
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Bitch im not from r*ddit.

I've been on 4chan for quite years. Started with /b/ and /mu/, then eventually moved to /g/ and /mu/. Now its just /biz/ and sometimes /mu/.

>> No.26567565
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>mfw day trading restriction

>> No.26567567

>investing in a stock called BARF

>> No.26567572

You gonna bitch out?

>> No.26567582

What other stocks are there for my N meme stock list?

>> No.26567588
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Perhaps, time will tell

>> No.26567590

No, but ask yourself why did it have to take over 20% raise in value before you bought in? Didn't you have the exact same arguments to buy in earlier? What changed to make you buy in now?

>> No.26567591
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I literally don't even have to open the video and I feel it. I feel the fucking pain

>> No.26567594

Oh my gosh anon sorry to hear that
Travel to Mexico for a week. Or Canada

>> No.26567604

Doing it to btfo kikes. Don't care if I lose all my money.

>> No.26567607
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Bullish for CLF. Infrastructure package time? Will probably crab up then dumb as usual.

>I'm not from r*ddit
>r*ddit spacing
>replies to obvious bait
Ok, champ.

>> No.26567608

Reminder people that bought in March 2000 bagheld for 15 years. We are at Newton's friends get rich. Enjoy it while it lasts but be smart about position sizes.

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>Explains to you how long he as been on 4chan
>fag spotted

>> No.26567622

15 years*

>> No.26567635

Is clf dead?

>> No.26567639

>Let's blur the penis on this video of a lady biting a dick off

>> No.26567643

>where do I start?
The investopedia guide on options. There's also a site called options calculator that is extremely useful for telling if a buy is even worth it that you should use once you are absolutely sure you understand how options work.

>> No.26567647

I am personally slowly consolidating more into positions that will probably not drop as much as some memes if there will be a huge drop. Putting a lot more into AAPL for example

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>> No.26567652

At least im not a faggot tanny who owns clf

>> No.26567663

See what happens with Bidens announcement at 2.30 EST. X earnings Thursday too. If no movement from these then yes, CLF dead.

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at this rate its gonna open red

>> No.26567671

Yeah retard, buy gme

>> No.26567685

Damn that sucks. I only have one more before they lock my account, so I have no choice but to hold BB through today.

Based. Good luck to you then

>> No.26567687
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good morning anons

>> No.26567689

Lol fine bitch yall win. Im being ridiculous.

>> No.26567692

>Why doesn't my broker allow me to set up a $160 sell order on GME? They say it's "too high" and that the lowest order they'll allow is around 20% above it's current price.
Degiro, right?
It really makes me mad, they don't even update the position right, so the 20% above current price is actually BELOW current price for GME when it pumps, meaing you can only buy/sell at market if you want your order to go trough.

>> No.26567694

NOAA (EU version of NOK) is at 4,20 EUR
It's a sign bros.

>> No.26567702

>What changed to make you buy in now?
Too much shilling

>> No.26567705

No, you're a pathetic insecure little newfag who needs to fuck off back wherever it is you came from.

>> No.26567708

>up 14%

>> No.26567709

Jesus how much do you have invested on a meme that you're panicking when it's fucking mooning lol

>> No.26567715

Why don't you ask GME posters why they're buying now

>> No.26567726

If it doesn't move on this announcement I'm dumping these bags. I can't take it anymore bros.

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>4.20 funny number hahahahaha!!!

>> No.26567737

Holy shit
Is Elon just flexing on trump? The guy move shit with his tweets just for fun. What’s the short % on ETSY? How high can The Muskrat pump it?

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>> No.26567751
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>I've been on 4chan for quite years
I can even tell you are a faggot also

>> No.26567762

It won't open red. Maybe close red. But that means it's a better entry point. It's pretty clear there are people taking advantage of PM/after hours a ton on it, though.

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>> No.26567787
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>How high can The Muskrat pump it?

>> No.26567791

Cant post from PC because of reasons but Cramer was literally arguing to restrict free speech because of this.

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BCRX bros.... why our chart are very linear.... there's almost no up and downs.... it's the perfect example of sea horizon

>> No.26567825

I liked the movie but it wasn't scary. Some Zoomie told me about how it's so fucked up and it changed his life blah blah. Zoomers are fucking pussies

>> No.26567834

We just to some onions chan and discuss it there. Anyone can install TOR.

>> No.26567835
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You did buy some calls at least right anon?

>> No.26567840

Does any trade within 24 hours count as a day trade? Would buying an option in the morning and selling later that afternoon be considered one of the 3?

>> No.26567842
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I knew they would do well, now to throw all the profit to meme stocks.

>> No.26567852

You nigger bitch fag. You forgot antisemitism. It's an other shoa you're responsible for!

>> No.26567853

I made an EU account on the interactive brokers UK site but they warned me about the Pattern Trading Rule (Have 20k + 40k or 100k or some shit)
I thought this only applied to the US? If this is a global thing then how do people who aren't wealthy start trading?

>> No.26567867

who /smallfolio/ here?

>be poorfag
>covid hits and manage to save a lot of money
>put down £1.5k on some meme stocks
>triple it in a few months
>back to do the same thing with the freshest memes

THIS goy is climbing the ladder.

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>> No.26567873

I'll share the screenshot when I get the chance. He was in no uncertain terms questioning if free speech applied to stocks.

>> No.26567877

3 hours before NOK pump. How high can it go? $6? $8? $10?

>> No.26567886

imagine if the market was already open, god im so bored

>> No.26567901

Already pumped FUCK
That's I'm reinstalling Twitter

>> No.26567903

Same, i hope to make least s little bit by Friday because I invest my rent money haha

>> No.26567904
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Its time to go back.

>> No.26567908

what app (application) is that

>> No.26567909

good morning im gonna make some pour over now

>> No.26567914

Fuck I just sold ETSY a few days ago! It's up 5% now aaaaaaaaaa

>> No.26567923

biotech always stagnates before a boom thanks to some new FDA trial result. I made money betting on Galidesivir before it came out. I haven't done any research on them, but you've got to actually read some scientific shit if you wanna fuck with Biotech and see if something is promising or not. Also, don't trust long-term growth on them, because patents expire and competitors come out with shit all the time.

>> No.26567926

Can somebody explain how you leverage with options?
Retard here btw

>> No.26567932

>Would buying an option in the morning and selling later that afternoon be considered one of the 3?
Yes. It's a bullshit rule put in place by boomers who think finance is a sekrit klub and want to exclude poors from it

>> No.26567940
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Why are there so many newies and fags here today? I honestly don't know if it's all bait, or real.

>> No.26567943

Is it over for AMRS?

>> No.26567947

You buy stocks to hold long. Or swing trade them. Its easy.

>> No.26567948

You do realize nokia is 6x the market cap of gamestock or 2,5x that of blackberry?

>> No.26567949

This is the new paradigm. Just be early in the latest memes, take profits early enough, hop on the next meme and repeat

>> No.26567955

I an europoor with less than 20k and swing trade regularly.

>> No.26567956

Same anon, I’m just gonna stick with ARK and TSM maybe keep some dry powder for gambling

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>> No.26567960

At least you didn't panic sell BB yesterday
Like I did

>> No.26567973
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I'm a newfag to the general but I got into this early January and not 3 days ago.

>> No.26567979

He's an idiot boomer, what else to expect. They fear uncertainty in a completely irrational way.

>> No.26567987
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I am playing AAPL through earnings, what the fuck am I in for?

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>> No.26567997

This will take a few days, I don't think you can be there on time and FOMOing at the top of a stock the institutions are hellbent on bringing down even if it means cheating and stealing is the worst you can do for your portfolio.

>> No.26568001

I legit just got into trading today. I heard that GME would fuck over the happy merchants so I went all in. God wills it

>> No.26568006

This is the ultimate test of the meme pump power

>> No.26568010

I actually feel Cramer defends the free speech thing

>> No.26568011

This. ONTX will probably pump in the future due to them having a fancy anti-metastatsis drug up for trials but if you look at their long term performance it's bad. Biotech is almost never a longterm hold.

>> No.26568028

1% fluctuations

>> No.26568029

Depends on when you bought.
If it goes up you did a good job if it goes down buy the dip

>> No.26568043

carefull its basically chinese spyware check the privacy label in the app store

>> No.26568044

lol I bought GE yesterday because some retard on reddit said someone bought 41k call contracts.

>> No.26568047

Can anyone show me proof BB is over-shorted?

>> No.26568048

do I hold or sell APHA? I've made about 3x in the last months

>> No.26568074

The irony of the insecure reddit niggerfaggot posting this is why jannies must be put against the wall

>> No.26568075


I'm with you brother. Slightly nervous but you can always HODL for the long term.

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Bros I need guidance. Do I sell my ATOS calls before the conference?

>> No.26568100

I've got to agree with you. Cramer was being very based. The other jew is the imbecile here, I want to punch his face.

>> No.26568106

No-one ever lost money by taking profits
Maby sell half and hold rest

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Damn the premarket values on BB, AMC and GME are pretty good

>> No.26568126

Yes. Sell the news. Then buy back after th event

>> No.26568132

Yeah. I like to watch him for entertainment, so lately he's been extra great. He's definitely here for the ride.

>> No.26568133
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I wiped my ass this morning snd had a blood spot about the size of a quarter on the tp... the poo felt hard and jagged coming out. Is it ogre for me?

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So we NOK today?
Been hodling 243 shares of it for months now

>> No.26568169

Yeah bro.

>> No.26568171

>he wipes

>> No.26568175

Nobody said it was. Most of this is just bullish sentiment from deals that either haven't been fully actuated or reported that many expect to be quite substantial.

>> No.26568179

You gme or you irrelevant

>> No.26568182

Doing it now, insanely undervalued.

>> No.26568186

Shilling is a bad reason to buy, there needs to be arguments for it more than just faggots spamming "BUY NOK". Even if they're right, it's still a poor decision unless you have a reason to buy

People have been buying GME for the same reason for months now; the short squeeze, console cycle and Cohen involvement. Their argument for buying in has been talked to death

>> No.26568189

Yeah, I'm diversified

>> No.26568207

Tell me how nokia and gamestop compete for market share and why they should bbe compared to each other. They are only mentioned in every second post here because number goes up together.

>> No.26568211

Definitely different from the quote I have saved from an article. Here he's saying basically the exact opposite of it.

>> No.26568223

>no /smg/ video update for 6 days
is he okay?

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>> No.26568237

Its time to go back buddy.

>> No.26568241

Hemorrhoids bro. If you start seeing blood in your shit itself go to a gastroenterologist because that's a serious warning sign.

>> No.26568243

Nah I actually just got over something similar, it really is just a cut to the sphincter. You'll blow the cut open a bunch more while it's trying to heal and probably have to wipe blood for a week or two as your ass adjusts. Speed up the process with some fast food to soften your stool - doctor's orders lel.

>> No.26568259

Youre gonna make it

>> No.26568276

That better be one hell of a conference.

>> No.26568279

this i more likely
im pretty sure internal bleeding isn't really red out the ass

>> No.26568295

I doubt you do. It must be much more painful than whatever you think you feel.

>> No.26568297

Lost my shit when the other jew said "foreign powers are involved". What does he think Russia is manipulating GME's ticker to harm a small fry hedgefund? Complete schizo delusion, next he'll start screeching about the bogdanoffs liquidating his shorts with a single phone call.

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>I'm going to reply with something racist or edgy to the obvious bait in the first reply, that will show them I'm not from Reddit!

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I'm scared bros. I think its going to be a red day

>> No.26568313

Is there a based stonk/market podcast?

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>> No.26568334

No blood in shit just on tp for now

>> No.26568335

Is Rycey actually a legit stock pick?

>> No.26568347
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How many people would go to a Nintendo theme park if they had rides based off popular anime series like Re:Zero?

If I were on psychedelics or having a mental breakdown when I watched it, I could see that

>tfw lacked the guts to hold my GME 60c over the weekend
A-at least I’ve got a suicide stack of BBBY at 33
Oh god I’m ruined

>> No.26568351

You don't need to worry unless there was blood in your stool and it looks like coffee grounds (this signifies bleeding further up the intestinal tract, bad). If its just some blood on the tp then it's a small cut or haemorrhoids, if it doesn't resolve in a week or two, go see your doctor, but shouldn't be anything serious.

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>next he'll start screeching about the bogdanoffs liquidating his shorts with a single phone call.

>> No.26568377
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for me it's :
/v/ -> /pol/ -> /tv/ -> /pol/ -> /biz/
Now that I laid it out, thinking about it, it's an incredibly logical progression.

>> No.26568383


Look at the numbers. Its losing money at an increasing rate. Its a piece of shit.

>> No.26568384

I want to vomit.

>> No.26568386
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It doesn't matter if you think the market is crazy or the stock makes no sense.
If you see a big interest spike from either /smg/ or /wallstreetcucks/ you better know, KNOW that this stock will be bought in big numbers, raising it's price.
CLF, MARA, GME, SPY (a year ago), NOK are all good examples.

>> No.26568387

Also to keep you from panicking about the other post, there are 3 different possible severities bloody stool:
Dark, DARK blood is blood reacted with stomach acid - HUGE emergency.
Light red blood in volume from the lower GI tract - general emergency.
Light red splotches confirmed from ipen sores in the colon/sphincter - infection risk, talk to your doctor if they persist > 2 weeks.

>> No.26568393

That wasn’t totally serious, and it’s something worth considering when we’re talking about crypto

It’s not impossible, and is one of the battlegrounds for 21st century war

>> No.26568397

It can be red but usually it's full of clots and smells like pure death regardless of it's red or black. If it's black that's much more serious than if it's red, that could mean you have a stomach ulcer or a busted artery in your small intestine. I have IBD so I deal with this a lot.

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He said he was stopping but I hope he was fucking with us

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Bros I don't feel so good.. I wanna buy back into GME on market open

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>> No.26568450

That you Jim?

>> No.26568451

That was a joke about Tinny predicting the end of the world after Biden got into office.

>> No.26568452

I really hate women

>> No.26568471

Imagine anal with this bitch. Imagine your whole penis completely devoured hy her butthole and her huge cheeks, complety creating the perfect pillow structure that massages your oubis and you feel your penis strangled by her rectum, which is being tightned by the sheer mass of her butt sorrounding it.

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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?


>> No.26568490

that isn't how anal works

>> No.26568491

lmao, top b8

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I am sorry anon, we must put you down

>> No.26568497

Anyone here wanna trade some stocks?
I'll give you 100 GME for 1.2k NOK

>> No.26568498

Post picture of musk tweeting anything related to ETSY.

>> No.26568500
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Its like intrusive thoughts where you can't get the image out and my dick already is a little sore from waking up hard asf. I haven't been able to get it out of my head the past 10 minutes

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they raised the guidance

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>> No.26568510

My dad is such a boomer he thinks any investment that isn't a managed fund is high risk

>> No.26568521

based except you should have bought before close

>> No.26568526

If you do it prone bone and the girl has a big butt, it is.
At least it was with my exgf, unless I have a weird pp and/or she has a weird rectum.

>> No.26568539

And managed funds often underperform too.

>> No.26568543

Fuck it buying NOK at opening. What could go wrong....

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I want her to sit on my face

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Wait you're still holding plug?

>> No.26568570

Is lyn transgender or does it have Elf blood?

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>> No.26568577

I just to fuck her in the ass raw like a rabid dog while she lays belly down in the bed crying out of pain

>> No.26568581

It goes down

>> No.26568586

> 5 billion float
> virtually no short interest
shiggy diggy

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>> No.26568599

The internetaristocrat guy? No I dont have a Japanese waifu to wipe my ass blood for me.

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Welcome to the stockholm syndrome. I've been like this since it was 13.

>> No.26568604

>Imagine your whole penis

>> No.26568607

>world economic forum happening right know
>german propaganda ministery already readied everything up for Merkel to talk to the volk
>super close after biden was sworn in
will it happen now?

>> No.26568608

no it isn't, stop lying about having had sex

>> No.26568614

Based. Doing the same, it's money I can afford to lose.

>> No.26568616

Damn, I really need to kind of alert for everytime this fag tweets something.

>> No.26568617
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It’s my birthday today anons, I’m gonna throw 10% of my portfolio into a meme stonk. Which ones? I kinda don’t wanna be involved with gme

>> No.26568618

>static image
>no smile

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>> No.26568645

what did Biden say about GME?

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>> No.26568671

GME if you love risk
BB, NOK if you don't want your money burned

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i masturbated to this pic yesterday

>> No.26568687

Just sold amc yesterday

>> No.26568689

NOK 100%. Gonna pump next couple of days.
I think it might pump extra because it feels like a more sound stock than GME meaning boomer-mentality investors will start to FOMO as well because it's not as retarded as GME.

>> No.26568691

Whoever draws that really knows his cunny. Makes me real hard, and I fucking hate footfags.

>> No.26568693

Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding factor in stocks now all of a sudden just because of GME
>no short interest? lmao can't go up
the next couple of months before they lose all their money are going to be unbearable

>> No.26568695

it definitely looks like gme

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Yeah...I forgot r9k too.

/b/ -> /g/ -> /mu/ (this board going to shit quickly) -> /r9k/ (I spiral into drugs and debt) -> /biz/ (I become chad, no debt, tons of gains and gf)

>> No.26568699

Said if you don't own any, you ain't black

>> No.26568705

You think she bought BB?

>> No.26568706

Biden just announced that the value of the USD will now be derived from the number of gamestop stores operating in the country.

>> No.26568707

just noticed she's wearing gardening gloves

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>> No.26568712

Should I go 5% NOK 5% BB?

>> No.26568716

I'm playing the SPY weeklies roulette and I hate myself for it

>> No.26568726

I swear it was like that. She would also never fully relax and basically contract the sphincter because it hurt, and her butt was really bubbly so it fit perfectly into my pubis, it was absolutely ridiculous. I went literally retarded for a good minute whenever I nutted inside her ass, it was an uncontrollable dopamine explosion, cosmic scale pleasure waves, I couldn't speak for a good minute. This was 4 years ago, though, didn't have sex with anyone since we broke up.

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>> No.26568737

Why is BCRX being shilled?? All of their new drugs are either on stage 1 or stage 2 of approval

>> No.26568738

For handling BBC, for which she is built for.

>> No.26568745

Sure. Both have high meme potential.
Note that NOK is only pumped like 10% while BB is already pumped 70%.

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>> No.26568752

Buy it back or there will be tears

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>wake up
>total gain on AMC is 14.88%
Todays gonna be a good day isnt it?

>> No.26568768

*haven't had

>> No.26568774

No idea, but at least one of their drugs that already has FDA approval for other viruses is being investigated for COVID applications with some promise I think. I'm not fucking with it right now, though.

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>> No.26568783

anal sex really isn't that great
Its uncomfortably tight for both people, dirty, and just unerotic
no idea why its fetishized

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>> No.26568786

Elon buys something from ETSY once, it pumps. He bought for his dog, is it time to buy WOOF too? Holy hell this is peak clown market.

>> No.26568787

i imagine her portfolio is very dull and she has no idea what is on it

>> No.26568791

What do cuckposters get out of doing this every time?

>> No.26568793

Anyone in UK could help? Why can't I buy TQQQ from IBKR? It wont let me, saying "contract is not available for trading". is it because I have less than 2000 in the account?

>> No.26568794

>Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding this, 100% agree, these retards will get the mkt regulated and it's over, easy come easy go

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>> No.26568815

attention, which you're giving them. nice work

>> No.26568816

It’s underperforming

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>> No.26568823

good quoting ability

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>pleasuring a penis
Super duper gay

Can you stomach it if you go in and lost your shirt?
Can you stomach sitting out if it continues to moon?

Psychological validation from (you)s and they get to engage in conversation around a topic that makes them uncomfortable and they can’t talk about in real life.

>> No.26568847

It’s to get you used to being gay

>> No.26568848

leveraged us etfs are illegal in europe, gotta look for a ucits one, also - stupid trade

>> No.26568857

Wait, so if Degiro is the second cheapest platform for europeans, what is the cheapest?

>> No.26568858

Used to be because EU citizens werent allowed to trade US etfs. Now that youve left dunno.

>> No.26568865

Look, I cannot generalize any sexual practice because everyone has a different body and bot everyone is sexually compatible, whatever that means.
The only thing I can say is that sex is indeed great if there also feelings involved, but the physical pleasure I used to get from fucking my gf in the ass was a lot higher than whenever I did her in the pussy (which was still incredible). Just saying.

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Still bagholding RIOT. BTC pump when?

>> No.26568879

~4 years

>> No.26568881

>that company is shorted? Better buy 10,000 shares and maybe a couple out of the money calls
This is exactly what's happening to AMC.

>> No.26568884


>Love the fact that literal 1st week trader faggots with their abysmal understanding and 0 knowledge think short interest is the deciding factor in stocks now all of a sudden just because of GME
meant that, 100% agree, this will get the mkt regulated and it's over

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>> No.26568905

What the fuck OPTT is up 106% I should have bought calls on them last week.

>> No.26568907

Women like that don’t invest. I don’t blame them as I wouldn’t be doing this shit if I could make millions by shaking my ass and wearing tight clothes.

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>> No.26568922

she might have been too loose for you, or you too small. No offense intended

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>> No.26568951

her dad is an earl or duke or something. she almost certainly has investments.

>> No.26568956

Idk bruh, feels great when I do it with the missus, but tbf we only ever done it sober twice. Had a nasty ex that used to shove her tongue up mine or a finger/prostate massager during more intense sessions, still wank to these memories regularly

>> No.26568973

we get it, you're a homosexual. now let's get back to the topic

>> No.26568974

>look for the cheapest shit I can buy
>ICON, £0.008 a share
>buy 67.5k shares for $6
>look up what it is
>media company for gay magazines
>easy 100x
At least I can pretend to be progressive in the meantime

>> No.26568979

Nah man your gf over used her pussy, fucking thicker dick than yours

>> No.26568984

No, her pussy was very tiny and my penis is 18cm. We used to have to stretch her during the first months before I could actually put it in. And she was able to wilfully contract her inner walls because of Kegel's (she was a ballerina). She was unbelievable at sex, I honestly believe I will never ever find a girl like that.

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People fudding NOK are absolute retard niggers that either havent done their DD to know what the fuck theyre speaking on or just dont want you to get a cheaper position than them.

Simple as.

>> No.26568994

GME has me on actual suicide watch. I sold it all for a stock that’s down 20% and a bunch of crabbing ETH and now it’s more than double the price of my sale

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Green ID and dubs

>> No.26569008

I don't know. I accidentally analy raped my now ex gf and it felt pretty good

>> No.26569014

See >>26568979
Also, we were both virgins. We couldn't do complete insertion the first 3 times, it always came out bloddy and it hurt her like hell.

>> No.26569015

Trump lost, get over it bigot

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>BB pumps to above $21
>It already gapped back down and will go below $20
AH is fucking gay.

>> No.26569024

Quick Rundown on Rolls Royce future?

>> No.26569025

Shut up you NOKKER

>> No.26569047

whats in three hours?

>> No.26569049

trump didn't lose you retard, he just decided to put his time into gamestop

>> No.26569056

No don't say that buddy

>> No.26569071

you cant think of anything happening in 3 hours? Anything at all?

>> No.26569075

Fresh Baked


>> No.26569076

I want it to dump more for cheapies, I just got my insurance money just for this and it it wasn't delayed I would have bought again more on wednesday

>> No.26569079

So, how high in % are we expecting Nokia to go?

>> No.26569083

>red day
Can you tell me what the lotto numbers WON'T be

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Just installed Robinhood and used the $1000 it gives you up front and dumped it all into GME and BB.

Sorta feel like I might be getting duped like a retard, but it's money I can afford to lose and I feel alive for once.

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>burger market open
>NOK starts pumping
can't wait

>> No.26569102

Anon; I..

>> No.26569106

Is SPAC company ACTC a mistake? Bought too high and im still anxious about this proterra merger anyone in on this?

>> No.26569107

these geriatrics are retards. they don't realize that the younger generations are going to get their piece on way or another. the wise thing to do was to find a way, any way to make good careers abundant. if they don't let younger generations get their share they will literally vote for wealth redistribution. and before some retard says "that's the point". it's not for most of these people, they are just selfish retards who want to hold on to their high pay and huge chunk of wealth without having to adapt or work hard to maintain it. they're just selfish retards acting out their mammalian instincts, playing useful idiots for more sinister actors

>> No.26569110

Why does everyone think RYCEY is undervalued? First off, they had a split a few months back that no one seems to notice. Additionally (and maybe someone can explain this to me), RYCEY's market cap is $2-3 billion dollars greater than RR

>> No.26569114

welcome bro

>> No.26569130

I'm playing the AMZN and NFLX weeklies roulette and watching all my last weeks gains evaporate. It'll go up though.

>> No.26569133

simple as

>> No.26569135

NOK is a long play. Always has been. People that say this shit will rise like BB or some other meme stock are idiots

>> No.26569172

>+8% and falling
it's fucking nothing

>> No.26569176

ok I found one: LQQ, why can't i buy that?

>> No.26569182

NOK is the next meme. It is slightly later in its cycle than BB.
We are in the clown market now.

>> No.26569203

Feel like TSLA would be a better roulette play, but who am I to say

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>> No.26569229


Happy birtthday fren

seconding OEG

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Atos so is based. Whoever shilled the 2.50 April calls, ty

>> No.26569253

It honestly feels like when I started crypto in 2017 lol
Can't wait for the 3 year bagholding while everything is bleeding part

>> No.26569264

Just dont get upset when its only up to 7 dollars in the next 4-6 months.

>> No.26569300

meant for >>26569182

>> No.26569305

>>26567867 >>26567949
I'm working on analyzing symbols & sentiment on WSB to detect incoming memes

>> No.26569343

That you, John?
I think he might have suicided.

>> No.26569370

No, I miss him too, but I don't think he's an hero'd.

>> No.26569389

>GME drops back to 30
>shorts don't cover
>Cohen rolls out his plan
>GME goes up
>Shorts fucked once again
Screencap this post.

>> No.26569401

If NOKIA gets 20% up to 3 year's High, sell it.

>> No.26569475

Cant tell you how many times I have jerked off to this video.

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How high will it go?

>> No.26569830

>buys handmade items because he has fuckit money and custom made is far more luxourius then anything from goycci or plebda
this is based

>> No.26569855

fuck man i really like the idea of etsy but it has gone up so much and im priced out for now

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