A GME bull's guide to Ramen Flavors.

[Anonymous No.26560220]

As us bears go into GME gains, some of you bulls will be homeless or in prison soon. Here is a ranking guide to the different flavors of ramen to keep you until the next round of commissary or eviction notice comes in.

These ranks are subjective and personal opinion.

Not FINRA certified.

4: Less Sodium Variety.

https://imgur.com/a/02XF5uo

Better off just adding less sauce packet to your noodle soup. You want that MSG to trick your brain into thinking that I ate a filling meal and I'm satisfied. You don't go to the White Castle and order a chicken salad. You're eating ramen for dinner for the 6th time this week after blowing up your Robinhood account are you really worried about heart disease?

3: Chili

https://imgur.com/a/0FAbyEs

If you find this noodle soup spicy, stay away from Honey Nut Cheerios. If you go in expecting Hot Cheetos levels of addictive goodness, prepare to be sorely disappointed. The only thing burning will be your butthole after repeated abuse. What the fuck are they smoking in Irvine? Paprika doesn't make stuff spicy.

2: Roast Beef

https://imgur.com/a/bOPwlvJ

Nothing yells degenerate fuck like throwing some hotdogs into the roast beef ramen pretending that it's pieces of beef. It's as bland as it gets. The Monosodium Glutamate twerks on your taste buds like a Tik Tok thot trying to make it on Onlyfans but somehow underperforms the classic regular beef flavor. Hard to find in a shelf because of Corona shortages but it's a far cry from a grail for ramenheads.

1: Pork

https://imgur.com/a/SildaAK

This Ramen tastes nothing like the real Tonkotsu ramen. It actually doesn't contain any pork or pork fat either. I don't know what you were expecting when you bought those GME 500 weekly calls. Did you think you'll be touring the rolling hills of Roppongi with your gains? Welcome to Gary, Indiana. Fuck you and enjoy stay.

[Anonymous No.26560277]

>>26560220
Based, I will be eating caviar

[Anonymous No.26560304]

>>26560220
Nice fap fiction Andrew Left. 1/10

[Anonymous No.26560346]

>>26560220
I mean there's much better brands for about double the price but I doubt they'll have enough money for those.

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