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How do I profit off of 19 y/o girls with depression and anxiety

>> No.26532547

>>26532498
Make music

>> No.26532545

Avoiding them because they want your money.

>> No.26532578

>>26532498
coom in their pussy through lies

>> No.26532594

>>26532498
smack and pimping both an earner

>> No.26532604

>>26532498
Create a social media platform where they can attention whore about their existential struggles of being an oppressed white woman in western society

>> No.26532616

Know that God will judge you harshly

>> No.26532618

make them buy into your pyramid scheme skincare/cbd/clothes company
My sister unironically PAID 600 bucks to become a 'social media ambassador' and obviously she never saw a dollar in return
Women are dumb cunts just show them a hot bitch and sell them something

>> No.26532639

>>26532498
Make LGBT stuff.

>> No.26532702

Create a wellness or medidation app and advertise on tiktok

>> No.26532789

Onlyfans cornered that market already

>> No.26532962

how do you create topics totally unrelated to the board you're posting on it and think you're getting away with it by adding the words "profit off it" to your shitpost?

>> No.26533212

>>26532498
I've unironically thought about this. Do you guys remember when poetry books like Milk and Honey by that pajeetess were popular? I've thought about shitting out 200 pages of really bad poems that sound woke and sad and then hiring someone on fiverr to draw doodles for every other page, pay someone to design an eye catching cover, and then printing it. I'd self publish with a pen name that sounds like a nonwhite woman and charging $15 a pop. Pay tik tokers and instagram models to shill it and make it look organic, then raking in profits from the 14-24 age group of women that like to virtue signal supporting women of color. It's not like they'd actually read it anyway they'd just want a copy on their coffee table or dresser or whatever to keep up appearances and show that they're trendy, which is why the cover would have to actually look nice

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>>26533212
fucking kek
This is honestly so crazy I think it would work

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26533639

>>26533212
holy fucking shit that's based and easy
women will literally fall for anything if its got Le POC or Le Gay person attached to it
and theyre all uni students so have stupid money which they dont care about doing anything meaningful with either

easy pickings

>> No.26533729

a thread full of 7 day bans
lets report...

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26533794

>>26533212
"Bought the top again"

By Pepiniqua Pepeneux, Haitian POCX who writes abot her daily struggles in Mongolese trickery forum.

>> No.26533912

>>26533212
Supporting this idea
Pls don't forget your biz bros when you make it

>> No.26534985

>>26533628
>>26533639
>>26533794
>>26533912
Assigned female at birth nonbinary POC from Nigeria living in post-Trump America. Poems about capitalism, male oppression, being queer, wearing the mask, eating the bugs. I think it's a slam dunk desu. I've had this idea for about 5 years now and may finally start on it. I'll post here if and when I make some progress. Wonder if I could sneak some redpills in there and have people support them since the author is poc

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>>26532545
>based anon
and your dht

>> No.26535211

>>26533729
go back to wherever you came from you useless waste of oxygen

>> No.26535812

>>26532498
How can a teenage girl be possibly even depressed. It’s physically impossible. All she has to do is show up at school or social media and cucks will give her attention and listen to her bullshit 24/7 and fake interest, literally what’s therapy is about and if she is tired of him she will fuck his best friend and rinse and repeat without needing to leave the house ever

>> No.26535870

>>26532498
onlyfans account management

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>>26532498
All girls have anxiety. But if she cuts herself or has depressive episodes even though her life is fine that's a MASSIVE redflag. Don't become her emotional tampon, or YOU WILL regret it.

>> No.26536251

>>26532616
amen

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>>26533212
> authored by jaqueesa Jackson-Bryant